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Almond Flour
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Screw Canada 3
#21709908 - 05/22/15 10:09 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Every morning I wake up and thank the Lord that I was not born in Canada. Quite possible the worst, most boring country on the planet.
-Cold as shit -Pretty much America Jr, but with french people  -Shitty ass attitudes towards their superiors (America) -No culture -Ice hokey sucks ass -The country is boring as hell. Whatever terrain they have, AMerica has the exact same type, but better in every way shape and form -$25 for a pack of chewing tobacco .....The country is basically one giant suburb and is boring as hell
The list goes on, and on folks. I would much rather be in America, the land of epic awesomeness, guns, thick women, and good times left and right. So you may get a few looks in a foreign country without a Canadian flag on you backpack Im American and im fucking proud. We kick ass in so many ways. If the good Lord wants to send me back to earth and gives me the choice between Canada or Honduras (murder capital of the world) Ill take the latter.
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Edited by Almond Flour (05/22/15 10:12 AM)
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today mylove


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Did some good ol canadian boy fuck yer mom? Never call her back?
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Dilsnique
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Great Canadian Exports:
 Devin Townsend



 Erica Durance
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Psychonautica
Cuddly Wuddly Fuccboi


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Maple boards suck a fat dick, if you ever skated one you wouldn't list that as a "good export"
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larry.fisherman
shoulda died already



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Make fun of Canada with stereotypes, yeah, that's not cliche at all. The only reason Americans 'hate' Canada is because some people think they're better than other people and they can't handle the fact that Canada is near identical. Whatever, at least I can spell 'hockey.'
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Psychonautica
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Also Hockey is fucking amazing, but I still don't think Canada is better at hockey.
the USA can just buy all the Canadian players anyways Really that's the only reasons, America is better than Canada at hockey because No canadian wants to play hockey for the CHL, they want in the NHL
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larry.fisherman
shoulda died already



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The NHL originated in Canada. All your hockey players are in a Canadian league.
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D.M.T
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Hockey is a dumb sport. There's only so much fighting because they know they look like homosexual ice skaters without it.
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larry.fisherman
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Re: Screw Canada [Re: D.M.T]
#21710056 - 05/22/15 10:55 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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As opposed to baseball, the most boring team sport, and football, the sport you only watch a fraction of.
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Dilsnique
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Quote:
Psychonautica said: if you ever skated one you wouldn't list that as a "good export"
I have skated numerous Canadian Maple decks and they are like, superb. What is better, Pubmeister?
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D.M.T
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Baseball is a terribly boring sport, but I do watch football from beginning to end - both footballs. At least association football is comfortable with its sexuality.
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larry.fisherman
shoulda died already



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Re: Screw Canada [Re: D.M.T] 1
#21710073 - 05/22/15 10:59 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Touch my ass bro. Good game.
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Bodhi of Ankou
*alternate opinion blocks path*


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I dont even get why its so common to diss Canada. Its such a insecure thing to do . Wow your bigger, oh no, what ever will we do
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Turtletotem
Dutch Delight



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The fuck is wrong with OP?
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Mchaggis
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Canadian football is awesome. Canada, actually is awesome.
Here's the thing. Canada is like America's lil' bro. We talk shit about it constantly but as SOON as anyone else steps in it's like
"THE FUCK DID YOU SAY ABOUT CANADA??? DO YOU WANT SOME FREEDOM BITCH?"
edit: and that town in the east (Prince Edward Island? Nova Scotia?) that took care of everybody when the planes were grounded after 9/11?
fuckin' righteous. And TPB is an amazing ongoing work of film. Granted, the only thing worse than hockey is tree-hockey (basketball) and I can't stand the cold.
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Edited by Mchaggis (05/22/15 11:10 AM)
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larry.fisherman
shoulda died already



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Re: Screw Canada [Re: Mchaggis]
#21710115 - 05/22/15 11:11 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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We get really humid hot weather actually. Winter is winter but shit, look at Boston this past year.
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Mchaggis
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I mean I'm from Alabama, Kentucky and Virginia's winters were too much for me
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larry.fisherman
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Re: Screw Canada [Re: Mchaggis]
#21710131 - 05/22/15 11:15 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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I can assure you, the only people who like winter are little kids and people with snowmobiles.
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Shins
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#1 sour grapes.
#2 USA is owned by the brits.
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SunnyD
WiZarD oF LoVe



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I think canada seems cool ithink typical canada hate is dumb af
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