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OfflineCrystal G
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So I Submitted a Video To WWE To Become a Wrestler and Need Your Help * 4
    #21698811 - 05/19/15 03:24 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

So somebody said that WWE was having casting calls and accepting video submissions looking for new talent. They strongly suggested that I should apply, especially with my body.

At first I thought the idea was super hilarious--the thought of ME being a fucking WWE wrestler. :lol: But then I realized that if you win, the prize is $250,000!!!! So I was like, "FUCK, I really SHOULD send in a video!!!!" So I did. :lolsy:

The thing is, I don't have a Twitter account, and I need your guys' help to get my video out there. I don't want to post this on Facebook, because I don't want a bunch of people I know IRL knowing that I submitted a video to WWE.

Check back here because the video should be posted in a couple of days. Click the "video" section here in a couple of days, my video should be online: https://www.wwetoughenough.com/thank-you

In the meantime, those of you with a Twitter account, please share this video on your Twitter page, and use the hashtag #ToughEnough  , I would really appreciate it if you did that and will give you 5 shrooms for doing so. I chose the moniker "Skyler" because I've always liked that name on a woman.

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Re: So I Submitted a Video To WWE To Become a Wrestler and Need Your Help [Re: Crystal G] * 1
    #21698943 - 05/19/15 04:03 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

YES :bender:  I will get on that later tonight after some charity event im goingto


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Re: So I Submitted a Video To WWE To Become a Wrestler and Need Your Help [Re: Suspector]
    #21698952 - 05/19/15 04:05 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

If I had any social media accounts I'd try to help, but since I can't I'll just wish you good luck and hope you make it.


:thatsaten: :goodluck:


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Re: So I Submitted a Video To WWE To Become a Wrestler and Need Your Help [Re: Suspector] * 1
    #21698954 - 05/19/15 04:06 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

fuck yeah hell yeah; good for you CG.  I almost responded in that thread that the anon user's recommendation (you & WWE) was oddly fitting, but i didnt want to weigh in on someone else's life.

now that you're doing it; :thumbup:  I think it's a good fit. You have just the right mindset to be able to thrive in that environment without becoming an idiot or ruining yourself or others.  Just cashin check$


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Re: So I Submitted a Video To WWE To Become a Wrestler and Need Your Help [Re: SirShroomsAlott] * 1
    #21698956 - 05/19/15 04:06 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

This is awesome.


I hope you do get into it.


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Re: So I Submitted a Video To WWE To Become a Wrestler and Need Your Help [Re: SirShroomsAlott] * 1
    #21698959 - 05/19/15 04:07 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

crystal g this is an amazing idea omg every idea you have is just fucking spectacular, this will definitely go well and i fully believe that you will maintain your sobriety


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Re: So I Submitted a Video To WWE To Become a Wrestler and Need Your Help [Re: Suspector] * 4
    #21698968 - 05/19/15 04:08 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Add more showmanship in that video.

The WWE is looking for actors and distinc personality. It's a show after all. Physical fitness is just one criteria. You have to act out something. Make a scene as if you're feuding with somebody. You gotta show that you have the personality needed to be a wrestler, not just the muscle

EDIT: Also maybe add a little wrestling in there :shrug:


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Re: So I Submitted a Video To WWE To Become a Wrestler and Need Your Help [Re: ipraytomushrooms] * 3
    #21698970 - 05/19/15 04:08 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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:facepalm3:

Having gotten enough attention yet Crystal?

Such a waste of life.

Just go shoot your dope and fuck your crackhead bf lol





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Re: So I Submitted a Video To WWE To Become a Wrestler and Need Your Help [Re: Patlal]
    #21698974 - 05/19/15 04:09 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Add more showmanship in that video.

The WWE is looking for actors and distinc personality. It's a show after all. Physical fitness is just one criteria. You have to act out something. Make a scene as if you're feuding with somebody. You gotta show that you have the personality needed to be a wrestler, not just the muscle



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i dont' do this often, but i agree with patlal; gotta go HAM onamothafucka


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Re: So I Submitted a Video To WWE To Become a Wrestler and Need Your Help [Re: ipraytomushrooms] * 1
    #21698977 - 05/19/15 04:10 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Patlal has some good advice, would definitely recommend adding some extra stuff to your video.


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Re: So I Submitted a Video To WWE To Become a Wrestler and Need Your Help [Re: Patlal]
    #21698994 - 05/19/15 04:13 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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28064212 said:
Quote:

ipraytomushrooms said:
:facepalm3:

Having gotten enough attention yet Crystal?

Such a waste of life.

Just go shoot your dope and fuck your crackhead bf lol





Fuck off and go pray to mushrooms



:thumbup:  He should get a ban, or suspension for saying that shit just to be a prick
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Patlal said:
Add more showmanship in that video.

The WWE is looking for actors and distinc personality. It's a show after all. Physical fitness is just one criteria. You have to act out something. Make a scene as if you're feuding with somebody. You gotta show that you have the personality needed to be a wrestler, not just the muscle

EDIT: Also maybe add a little wrestling in there :shrug:




Haha, also, maybe she should of showed a little scene of her whippin another actors ass, whippin a mans ass, and yeah some personality. I have to say, in the other videos everyone is annoying, with the few words she says it was entertaining. there could of been more but I believe she sent it in, so hopefully it is enough:thumbup:


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Re: So I Submitted a Video To WWE To Become a Wrestler and Need Your Help [Re: Suspector]
    #21698996 - 05/19/15 04:14 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Crystal G, I'm sorry, but this has got to be your dumbest of ideas yet.
The WWE is one of the stupidest fucking creations of man.


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Re: So I Submitted a Video To WWE To Become a Wrestler and Need Your Help [Re: Suspector]
    #21699002 - 05/19/15 04:15 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Suspector said:
Quote:

28064212 said:
Quote:

ipraytomushrooms said:
:facepalm3:

Having gotten enough attention yet Crystal?

Such a waste of life.

Just go shoot your dope and fuck your crackhead bf lol





Fuck off and go pray to mushrooms



:thumbup:  He should get a ban, or suspension for saying that shit just to be a prick
Quote:

Patlal said:
Add more showmanship in that video.

The WWE is looking for actors and distinc personality. It's a show after all. Physical fitness is just one criteria. You have to act out something. Make a scene as if you're feuding with somebody. You gotta show that you have the personality needed to be a wrestler, not just the muscle

EDIT: Also maybe add a little wrestling in there :shrug:




Haha, also, maybe she should of showed a little scene of her whippin another actors ass, whippin a mans ass, and yeah some personality. I have to say, in the other videos everyone is annoying, with the few words she says it was entertaining. there could of been more but I believe she sent it in, so hopefully it is enough:thumbup:




not saying it to be a prick

saying it out of honesty, she's just seeking attention and this forum is one of the main mediums she uses to acquire the attention that she does not receive in real life

Don't maliciously insult other posters, please.

Member banned for this post.

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Re: So I Submitted a Video To WWE To Become a Wrestler and Need Your Help *DELETED* [Re: ipraytomushrooms]
    #21699008 - 05/19/15 04:17 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Post deleted by SirShroomsAlott<p>Reason for deletion: not worth it and don't want to derail a thread like this because of a douche. even with the 0 shroom rating he gave me.


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Re: So I Submitted a Video To WWE To Become a Wrestler and Need Your Help [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #21699015 - 05/19/15 04:18 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I reported him. Negativity like that doesn't even deserve anymore attention. Just ignore him.


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Re: So I Submitted a Video To WWE To Become a Wrestler and Need Your Help [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #21699022 - 05/19/15 04:20 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

wtf crystal.... how are you so in shape with all the drugs you've done???

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If I had any social media accounts I'd try to help, but since I can't I'll just wish you good luck and hope you make it.


:thatsaten: :goodluck:




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Re: So I Submitted a Video To WWE To Become a Wrestler and Need Your Help [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #21699030 - 05/19/15 04:22 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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wtf crystal.... how are you so in shape with all the drugs you've done???




She is a gym junkie more than anything. Dontchaa know? She is a body builder.


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Re: So I Submitted a Video To WWE To Become a Wrestler and Need Your Help [Re: 28064212] * 1
    #21699033 - 05/19/15 04:23 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Crystal I have 1,000 twitter followers and my dad has over 5,000.

We'll both send out your video


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Re: So I Submitted a Video To WWE To Become a Wrestler and Need Your Help [Re: Crystal G] * 2
    #21699042 - 05/19/15 04:24 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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So somebody said that WWE was having casting calls and accepting video submissions looking for new talent. They strongly suggested that I should apply, especially with my body.

At first I thought the idea was super hilarious--the thought of ME being a fucking WWE wrestler. :lol: But then I realized that if you win, the prize is $250,000!!!! So I was like, "FUCK, I really SHOULD send in a video!!!!" So I did. :lolsy:

The thing is, I don't have a Twitter account, and I need your guys' help to get my video out there. I don't want to post this on Facebook, because I don't want a bunch of people I know IRL knowing that I submitted a video to WWE.

Check back here because the video should be posted in a couple of days. Click the "video" section here in a couple of days, my video should be online: https://www.wwetoughenough.com/thank-you

In the meantime, those of you with a Twitter account, please share this video on your Twitter page, and use the hashtag #ToughEnough  , I would really appreciate it if you did that and will give you 5 shrooms for doing so. I chose the moniker "Skyler" because I've always liked that name on a woman.

be




Video needs more explosions and hair metal edited over it. You should also like bodyslam some tables in half or something.


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Re: So I Submitted a Video To WWE To Become a Wrestler and Need Your Help [Re: propensity]
    #21699051 - 05/19/15 04:27 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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28064212 said:
Quote:

sanchothestoner said:
wtf crystal.... how are you so in shape with all the drugs you've done???




She is a gym junkie more than anything. Dontchaa know? She is a body builder.




i knew that she worked out a bunch, but i've never seen a picture of her or anything.  i'm just surprised.  her body is more in shape than i imaged it would be.  but it's not too much either.

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Video needs more explosions and hair metal edited over it. You should also like bodyslam some tables in half or something.




:lol:


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Re: So I Submitted a Video To WWE To Become a Wrestler and Need Your Help [Re: propensity]
    #21699061 - 05/19/15 04:30 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I thought the video would be okay because I watched a lot of the submissions and they were kinda boring. Just people talking about themselves, talking about age and stats and being a warrior and army ranger and shit.

Also, the video is supposed to be only 60 seconds long. So I can't add much more. But if you give me a good scenario I will totally act it out and find a way to fit it in there.

It's tricky, because I don't want to be typecast into a certain role. If it's too ridiculous I won't want to play that role. So give me some ideas and suggestions, how should I dress, how should I act, etc.


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Re: So I Submitted a Video To WWE To Become a Wrestler and Need Your Help [Re: 28064212]
    #21699074 - 05/19/15 04:35 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Crystal I have 1,000 twitter followers and my dad has over 5,000.

We'll both send out your video




Thank you very much! I think I've already given you 5 mushrooms from a long time ago but I'll make sure to double check when I get home tonight.


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Re: So I Submitted a Video To WWE To Become a Wrestler and Need Your Help [Re: Crystal G]
    #21699094 - 05/19/15 04:39 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Quote:

28064212 said:
Crystal I have 1,000 twitter followers and my dad has over 5,000.

We'll both send out your videos




Thank you very much! I think I've already given you 5 mushrooms from a long time ago but I'll make sure to double check when I get home tonight.





All good my friend! We actually have talked and txted a few times if I remember, but you always seem annoyed with me when I call. :lol:
I understand you have a life though, but give me a txt or call sometime if u ever need a person to talk with.


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Re: So I Submitted a Video To WWE To Become a Wrestler and Need Your Help [Re: 28064212]
    #21699142 - 05/19/15 04:50 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I wasn't annoyed. I was actually withdrawing one time you called. :lol: which is probably why I was such a bitch that day hahahaa. Sry about that btw. Hahaha


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Re: So I Submitted a Video To WWE To Become a Wrestler and Need Your Help [Re: Crystal G] * 3
    #21699159 - 05/19/15 04:53 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

At least slap "Push it to the Limit" over the video you already have.

Not hair metal but muscle music, certainly.

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Re: So I Submitted a Video To WWE To Become a Wrestler and Need Your Help [Re: propensity]
    #21699192 - 05/19/15 05:03 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I didn't add music because I didn't wanna put copyrighted music in the video. Come to think of it my nutrishop logo on my shirt might be too much, but at least that can be blurred out.

Also, is "push it to the limit" some kind of WWE catch phrase or something? I haven't watched it since I was in high school so I was just wondering.


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Re: So I Submitted a Video To WWE To Become a Wrestler and Need Your Help [Re: propensity] * 3
    #21699194 - 05/19/15 05:04 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Prop has never been righter about anything.  Your video is good, but it would be better with 30 seconds of you destroying stuff like this:
:fuckthisshit:


Do you have any furniture or walls you can break through?


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Re: So I Submitted a Video To WWE To Become a Wrestler and Need Your Help [Re: teamkiller]
    #21699203 - 05/19/15 05:07 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Prop has never been righter about anything.  Your video is good, but it would be better with 30 seconds of you destroying stuff like this:
:fuckthisshit:


Do you have any furniture or walls you can break through?




Note to self: make door made of cardboard box. :lol:

There are already three walls in my room that have been kicked in with holes in them, I guess I could make a bigger hole and just cover it up with posters. :lolsy:


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Re: So I Submitted a Video To WWE To Become a Wrestler and Need Your Help [Re: teamkiller]
    #21699215 - 05/19/15 05:09 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

If you don't get in you could make some specialty porn instead. Wrestling action but its also a porno, oh yea I see the cash coming in already.


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Re: So I Submitted a Video To WWE To Become a Wrestler and Need Your Help [Re: Crystal G] * 1
    #21699304 - 05/19/15 05:32 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah, if you get a cheap shit table from goodwill or something and had it rigged to be easier to break or something that would make them happy I think.

Or have a friend come in at the last 10 seconds of the video bitching at you and slam her head through the table.


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Re: So I Submitted a Video To WWE To Become a Wrestler and Need Your Help [Re: 28064212]
    #21699308 - 05/19/15 05:33 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Crystal I have 1,000 twitter followers and my dad has over 5,000.

We'll both send out your video



:lol:
I'm trying to picture how you'd bring this up to your dad

"Hey dad, check out this chick from the Shroomery who want's to be pro WWE, will you send her video out to the 5,000 people who pretend to be your friend for her?"


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Re: So I Submitted a Video To WWE To Become a Wrestler and Need Your Help [Re: Crystal G]
    #21699337 - 05/19/15 05:40 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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I didn't add music because I didn't wanna put copyrighted music in the video. Come to think of it my nutrishop logo on my shirt might be too much, but at least that can be blurred out.

Also, is "push it to the limit" some kind of WWE catch phrase or something? I haven't watched it since I was in high school so I was just wondering.




Naw its just like the go to song for any sort of workout montage.


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Re: So I Submitted a Video To WWE To Become a Wrestler and Need Your Help [Re: Crystal G]
    #21699345 - 05/19/15 05:41 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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I wasn't annoyed. I was actually withdrawing one time you called. :lol: which is probably why I was such a bitch that day hahahaa. Sry about that btw. Hahaha




All good :hug:

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Re: So I Submitted a Video To WWE To Become a Wrestler and Need Your Help [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #21699429 - 05/19/15 06:00 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Patlal has some good advice, would definitely recommend adding some extra stuff to your video.




Maybe actually telling us why you wanna be the next WWE susperstar, since you opened the video with that phrase.

And some face close ups.  The WWE chicks are as hot as they are in shape.


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Re: So I Submitted a Video To WWE To Become a Wrestler and Need Your Help [Re: badchad]
    #21699484 - 05/19/15 06:14 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

The reason I started out that way is because on the w3bsite, they said you should talk about how much you love WWE.

I don't wanna show face close ups, I think that might disqualify me. :lol: plus I feel a lot better making my identity more obscure in an audition video.

So I can't smash up a door. Not without getting in trouble lol. But maybe I can beat up a loaf of bread or something really funny. Like take a big stick of french bread, melt hard with it, and tear it to shreds with my teeth while screaming "THIS LOAF OF BREAD IS GOING TO GET IT!!!!!" :lmfao2:


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Re: So I Submitted a Video To WWE To Become a Wrestler and Need Your Help [Re: Crystal G]
    #21699495 - 05/19/15 06:18 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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So somebody said that WWE was having casting calls and accepting video submissions looking for new talent. They strongly suggested that I should apply, especially with my body.

At first I thought the idea was super hilarious--the thought of ME being a fucking WWE wrestler. :lol: But then I realized that if you win, the prize is $250,000!!!! So I was like, "FUCK, I really SHOULD send in a video!!!!" So I did. :lolsy:

The thing is, I don't have a Twitter account, and I need your guys' help to get my video out there. I don't want to post this on Facebook, because I don't want a bunch of people I know IRL knowing that I submitted a video to WWE.

Check back here because the video should be posted in a couple of days. Click the "video" section here in a couple of days, my video should be online: https://www.wwetoughenough.com/thank-you

In the meantime, those of you with a Twitter account, please share this video on your Twitter page, and use the hashtag #ToughEnough  , I would really appreciate it if you did that and will give you 5 shrooms for doing so. I chose the moniker "Skyler" because I've always liked that name on a woman.

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You have to use drugs to be in the WWE.


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Re: So I Submitted a Video To WWE To Become a Wrestler and Need Your Help [Re: Shiithead]
    #21699517 - 05/19/15 06:27 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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You have to use drugs to be in the WWE.




I will bootybump every steroid on earth and inject tren straight into my veins for half a million bucks. :lol:

Man, do you realize how long I could be a crackhead for? With that kinda money, I could be a full-blown crackhead for FIVE WHOLE YEARS!!!!! :lol::dawerp: :thumbup:


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Re: So I Submitted a Video To WWE To Become a Wrestler and Need Your Help [Re: Patlal]
    #21699646 - 05/19/15 06:58 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Add more showmanship in that video.

The WWE is looking for actors and distinc personality. It's a show after all. Physical fitness is just one criteria. You have to act out something. Make a scene as if you're feuding with somebody. You gotta show that you have the personality needed to be a wrestler, not just the muscle

EDIT: Also maybe add a little wrestling in there :shrug:




Man, if she only got one of her PCP induced psychotic breaks on tape :crankey:


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Re: So I Submitted a Video To WWE To Become a Wrestler and Need Your Help [Re: koods]
    #21699661 - 05/19/15 07:01 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Man, if she only got one of her PCP induced psychotic breaks on tape :crankey:




Yeah, that's exactly what the World Wrestling Federation needs. To see more of this :lol:




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Re: So I Submitted a Video To WWE To Become a Wrestler and Need Your Help [Re: Crystal G]
    #21699952 - 05/19/15 08:12 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

You mentioned maybe adding a scenario, although I agree a minute is way to short, you might not be able to unless you made a 2nd video to show your dedication :p

Maybe something like, giving a cheating boyfriend a 'special move' one you make up yourself, followed by a submission and him screaming like a lil bitch haha.


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Re: So I Submitted a Video To WWE To Become a Wrestler and Need Your Help [Re: Suspector]
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Re: So I Submitted a Video To WWE To Become a Wrestler and Need Your Help [Re: teamkiller]
    #21700607 - 05/19/15 11:37 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I told my dad that I was thinking about trying out to become a pro wrestler, and he just about fucking died laughing. :lolsy: He was like, "You're totally going to lose an arm and an eye. You're going to become a cripple." :rofl2:


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Re: So I Submitted a Video To WWE To Become a Wrestler and Need Your Help [Re: Crystal G]
    #21700620 - 05/19/15 11:40 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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I didn't add music because I didn't wanna put copyrighted music in the video. Come to think of it my nutrishop logo on my shirt might be too much, but at least that can be blurred out.

Also, is "push it to the limit" some kind of WWE catch phrase or something? I haven't watched it since I was in high school so I was just wondering.




Youtube has a huge collection of free music you can easily edit into your video using their online apps.  Go to your video signed into your account, click the little audio icon below the video, and you can find free songs, set up when the music start/stops, and edit the video or save it as a new one.

Like I made this


into this


it's really easy, I'd say put a metal song or whatever up there.  Even if you don't like the music, this is showbusiness  :hairmetal:


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Re: So I Submitted a Video To WWE To Become a Wrestler and Need Your Help [Re: Crystal G]
    #21700641 - 05/19/15 11:48 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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I thought the video would be okay because I watched a lot of the submissions and they were kinda boring. Just people talking about themselves, talking about age and stats and being a warrior and army ranger and shit.





to stand out you need the WOW factor, prove you're a fan of WWE but putting on
a show, a shot clip of you coming off the ring ropes on someone's head with an
elbow and then body slamming them. better yet, a fight over an eggo because
you know, someone wouldnt let go

you know enough people that work out and are familiar with the glam that pro
wrestling is that you can do suitable stunts to make the shit stand out in
their minds. wrestlers make serious bank, it'll be the bast paying gig you
could ever land if you do this right


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Re: So I Submitted a Video To WWE To Become a Wrestler and Need Your Help [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #21700656 - 05/19/15 11:52 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Alright, I will redo it and resubmit. I plan on taking out the logo's anyway, since they strictly said no copyrighted material or logos allowed. I'm probably going to take out one of the clips and instead add a clip of me saying, "COME AT ME BRO" or something a stereotypical bro would say.

I really don't have anybody to do any wrestling moves with. The best I can do is maybe punch a hole in my wall, I would be willing to do something like that.

Personality wise, my goal is to act like the biggest douchebag ever. Because for $250,000 I will totally make a jackass of myself on national TV. HAHAHAHAHAH

Is there anywhere I can find free metal songs at? Cause I don't use YT to edit videos, I use iMovie on my Mac.


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Re: So I Submitted a Video To WWE To Become a Wrestler and Need Your Help [Re: Crystal G]
    #21700667 - 05/19/15 11:55 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

free metal songs? Like, a torrent?

lol, and good, you should make the video starting off similiar, ' im goingto tell you why I should be in the WWE, and then have your BF and a girl walk through the door while you are saying this an instantly be like, who the fuck is she? an then run up to her give her one of these


an then have him say, BABE THAT WAS MY SISTER THAT CAME FROM ENGLAND


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Re: So I Submitted a Video To WWE To Become a Wrestler and Need Your Help [Re: Suspector]
    #21700673 - 05/19/15 11:58 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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free metal songs? Like, a torrent?




Nah, by free I mean as in not copyrighted or owned by any labels. I can't use anything that isn't owned by me.


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Re: So I Submitted a Video To WWE To Become a Wrestler and Need Your Help [Re: Crystal G]
    #21700681 - 05/20/15 12:01 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

You could probably make your own if you have a friend that makes beats. Other than that, i dont know. I just know alot of beat making programs have a ton of rock/metal related things to work with. guitar/drums/bass etc. and alot of different styles You could probably make a full rock song and people would think you actually used a guitar even if you didnt these days


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Re: So I Submitted a Video To WWE To Become a Wrestler and Need Your Help [Re: Suspector]
    #21700765 - 05/20/15 12:35 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Who dat in da window?



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Re: So I Submitted a Video To WWE To Become a Wrestler and Need Your Help [Re: jahrastafareye]
    #21700781 - 05/20/15 12:42 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

OH SHIT DUDE, you almost made me crap my pants, I was so fucking scared for a second. :lol: Good one.


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Re: So I Submitted a Video To WWE To Become a Wrestler and Need Your Help [Re: Crystal G]
    #21700792 - 05/20/15 12:45 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Your signature move can be shoving your finger up a dick hole.  Put that in the video.


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Re: So I Submitted a Video To WWE To Become a Wrestler and Need Your Help [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #21700863 - 05/20/15 01:18 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Quote:

Suspector said:
free metal songs? Like, a torrent?




Nah, by free I mean as in not copyrighted or owned by any labels. I can't use anything that isn't owned by me.




You might be right, they might not want that.  Not many people put music in them, maybe you don't need it, but they seem to want some sort of monologue.  I am enjoying watching these videos.  You do seem tougher than most of these people, so you have that going for you.

I made this



"...I don't just look, tough enough..."

:lolsy: I'm sorry that is mean but some of the videos are great.


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