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So I Submitted a Video To WWE To Become a Wrestler and Need Your Help 4
#21698811 - 05/19/15 03:24 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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So somebody said that WWE was having casting calls and accepting video submissions looking for new talent. They strongly suggested that I should apply, especially with my body.
At first I thought the idea was super hilarious--the thought of ME being a fucking WWE wrestler. But then I realized that if you win, the prize is $250,000!!!! So I was like, "FUCK, I really SHOULD send in a video!!!!" So I did. 
The thing is, I don't have a Twitter account, and I need your guys' help to get my video out there. I don't want to post this on Facebook, because I don't want a bunch of people I know IRL knowing that I submitted a video to WWE.
Check back here because the video should be posted in a couple of days. Click the "video" section here in a couple of days, my video should be online: https://www.wwetoughenough.com/thank-you
In the meantime, those of you with a Twitter account, please share this video on your Twitter page, and use the hashtag #ToughEnough , I would really appreciate it if you did that and will give you 5 shrooms for doing so. I chose the moniker "Skyler" because I've always liked that name on a woman.
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Re: So I Submitted a Video To WWE To Become a Wrestler and Need Your Help [Re: Crystal G] 1
#21698943 - 05/19/15 04:03 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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YES I will get on that later tonight after some charity event im goingto
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Re: So I Submitted a Video To WWE To Become a Wrestler and Need Your Help [Re: Suspector]
#21698952 - 05/19/15 04:05 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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If I had any social media accounts I'd try to help, but since I can't I'll just wish you good luck and hope you make it.
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Re: So I Submitted a Video To WWE To Become a Wrestler and Need Your Help [Re: Suspector] 1
#21698954 - 05/19/15 04:06 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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fuck yeah hell yeah; good for you CG. I almost responded in that thread that the anon user's recommendation (you & WWE) was oddly fitting, but i didnt want to weigh in on someone else's life.
now that you're doing it; I think it's a good fit. You have just the right mindset to be able to thrive in that environment without becoming an idiot or ruining yourself or others. Just cashin check$
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Re: So I Submitted a Video To WWE To Become a Wrestler and Need Your Help [Re: SirShroomsAlott] 1
#21698956 - 05/19/15 04:06 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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This is awesome.
I hope you do get into it.
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Re: So I Submitted a Video To WWE To Become a Wrestler and Need Your Help [Re: SirShroomsAlott] 1
#21698959 - 05/19/15 04:07 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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crystal g this is an amazing idea omg every idea you have is just fucking spectacular, this will definitely go well and i fully believe that you will maintain your sobriety
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Patlal
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Re: So I Submitted a Video To WWE To Become a Wrestler and Need Your Help [Re: Suspector] 4
#21698968 - 05/19/15 04:08 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Add more showmanship in that video.
The WWE is looking for actors and distinc personality. It's a show after all. Physical fitness is just one criteria. You have to act out something. Make a scene as if you're feuding with somebody. You gotta show that you have the personality needed to be a wrestler, not just the muscle
EDIT: Also maybe add a little wrestling in there
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Re: So I Submitted a Video To WWE To Become a Wrestler and Need Your Help [Re: ipraytomushrooms] 3
#21698970 - 05/19/15 04:08 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Having gotten enough attention yet Crystal?
Such a waste of life.
Just go shoot your dope and fuck your crackhead bf lol
Fuck off and go pray to mushrooms
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Re: So I Submitted a Video To WWE To Become a Wrestler and Need Your Help [Re: Patlal]
#21698974 - 05/19/15 04:09 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Patlal said: Add more showmanship in that video.
The WWE is looking for actors and distinc personality. It's a show after all. Physical fitness is just one criteria. You have to act out something. Make a scene as if you're feuding with somebody. You gotta show that you have the personality needed to be a wrestler, not just the muscle
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i dont' do this often, but i agree with patlal; gotta go HAM onamothafucka
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Re: So I Submitted a Video To WWE To Become a Wrestler and Need Your Help [Re: ipraytomushrooms] 1
#21698977 - 05/19/15 04:10 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Patlal has some good advice, would definitely recommend adding some extra stuff to your video.
Edited by SirShroomsAlott (05/19/15 04:29 PM)
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Re: So I Submitted a Video To WWE To Become a Wrestler and Need Your Help [Re: Patlal]
#21698994 - 05/19/15 04:13 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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28064212 said:
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Having gotten enough attention yet Crystal?
Such a waste of life.
Just go shoot your dope and fuck your crackhead bf lol
Fuck off and go pray to mushrooms
He should get a ban, or suspension for saying that shit just to be a prickQuote:
Patlal said: Add more showmanship in that video.
The WWE is looking for actors and distinc personality. It's a show after all. Physical fitness is just one criteria. You have to act out something. Make a scene as if you're feuding with somebody. You gotta show that you have the personality needed to be a wrestler, not just the muscle
EDIT: Also maybe add a little wrestling in there 
Haha, also, maybe she should of showed a little scene of her whippin another actors ass, whippin a mans ass, and yeah some personality. I have to say, in the other videos everyone is annoying, with the few words she says it was entertaining. there could of been more but I believe she sent it in, so hopefully it is enough
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Re: So I Submitted a Video To WWE To Become a Wrestler and Need Your Help [Re: Suspector]
#21698996 - 05/19/15 04:14 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Crystal G, I'm sorry, but this has got to be your dumbest of ideas yet. The WWE is one of the stupidest fucking creations of man.
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Re: So I Submitted a Video To WWE To Become a Wrestler and Need Your Help [Re: Suspector]
#21699002 - 05/19/15 04:15 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Suspector said:
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28064212 said:
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ipraytomushrooms said:

Having gotten enough attention yet Crystal?
Such a waste of life.
Just go shoot your dope and fuck your crackhead bf lol
Fuck off and go pray to mushrooms
He should get a ban, or suspension for saying that shit just to be a prickQuote:
Patlal said: Add more showmanship in that video.
The WWE is looking for actors and distinc personality. It's a show after all. Physical fitness is just one criteria. You have to act out something. Make a scene as if you're feuding with somebody. You gotta show that you have the personality needed to be a wrestler, not just the muscle
EDIT: Also maybe add a little wrestling in there 
Haha, also, maybe she should of showed a little scene of her whippin another actors ass, whippin a mans ass, and yeah some personality. I have to say, in the other videos everyone is annoying, with the few words she says it was entertaining. there could of been more but I believe she sent it in, so hopefully it is enough
not saying it to be a prick
saying it out of honesty, she's just seeking attention and this forum is one of the main mediums she uses to acquire the attention that she does not receive in real life
Don't maliciously insult other posters, please.
Member banned for this post.
-johmm214
Edited by johnm214 (05/19/15 04:21 PM)
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Re: So I Submitted a Video To WWE To Become a Wrestler and Need Your Help *DELETED* [Re: ipraytomushrooms]
#21699008 - 05/19/15 04:17 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Post deleted by SirShroomsAlott<p>Reason for deletion: not worth it and don't want to derail a thread like this because of a douche. even with the 0 shroom rating he gave me.
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Re: So I Submitted a Video To WWE To Become a Wrestler and Need Your Help [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
#21699015 - 05/19/15 04:18 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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I reported him. Negativity like that doesn't even deserve anymore attention. Just ignore him.
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Re: So I Submitted a Video To WWE To Become a Wrestler and Need Your Help [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
#21699022 - 05/19/15 04:20 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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wtf crystal.... how are you so in shape with all the drugs you've done???
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Re: So I Submitted a Video To WWE To Become a Wrestler and Need Your Help [Re: sanchothestoner]
#21699030 - 05/19/15 04:22 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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sanchothestoner said: wtf crystal.... how are you so in shape with all the drugs you've done???
She is a gym junkie more than anything. Dontchaa know? She is a body builder.
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Re: So I Submitted a Video To WWE To Become a Wrestler and Need Your Help [Re: 28064212] 1
#21699033 - 05/19/15 04:23 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Crystal I have 1,000 twitter followers and my dad has over 5,000.
We'll both send out your video
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Re: So I Submitted a Video To WWE To Become a Wrestler and Need Your Help [Re: Crystal G] 2
#21699042 - 05/19/15 04:24 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Crystal G said: So somebody said that WWE was having casting calls and accepting video submissions looking for new talent. They strongly suggested that I should apply, especially with my body.
At first I thought the idea was super hilarious--the thought of ME being a fucking WWE wrestler. But then I realized that if you win, the prize is $250,000!!!! So I was like, "FUCK, I really SHOULD send in a video!!!!" So I did. 
The thing is, I don't have a Twitter account, and I need your guys' help to get my video out there. I don't want to post this on Facebook, because I don't want a bunch of people I know IRL knowing that I submitted a video to WWE.
Check back here because the video should be posted in a couple of days. Click the "video" section here in a couple of days, my video should be online: https://www.wwetoughenough.com/thank-you
In the meantime, those of you with a Twitter account, please share this video on your Twitter page, and use the hashtag #ToughEnough , I would really appreciate it if you did that and will give you 5 shrooms for doing so. I chose the moniker "Skyler" because I've always liked that name on a woman.
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Video needs more explosions and hair metal edited over it. You should also like bodyslam some tables in half or something.
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Re: So I Submitted a Video To WWE To Become a Wrestler and Need Your Help [Re: propensity]
#21699051 - 05/19/15 04:27 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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28064212 said:
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sanchothestoner said: wtf crystal.... how are you so in shape with all the drugs you've done???
She is a gym junkie more than anything. Dontchaa know? She is a body builder.
i knew that she worked out a bunch, but i've never seen a picture of her or anything. i'm just surprised. her body is more in shape than i imaged it would be. but it's not too much either.
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propensity said: Video needs more explosions and hair metal edited over it. You should also like bodyslam some tables in half or something.
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