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Anyone ever have police search your house?
    #21696463 - 05/18/15 10:24 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

What was your experiance and what exactly did they go through/ how long were they there?


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Re: Anyone ever have police search your house? [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #21696471 - 05/18/15 10:25 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

oh bb no cop no no bb no cop search house bb oh no no


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Re: Anyone ever have police search your house? [Re: Sheekle]
    #21696524 - 05/18/15 10:37 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

stop freaking dude, lay low, call the number.


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Re: Anyone ever have police search your house? [Re: Sheekle]
    #21696528 - 05/18/15 10:38 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

As a high schooler i had my room searched by a relative who is a cop. It was not fun, I'd say traumatizing, i can't imagine how it would've gone if i got caught woth the acid i had (he was searching for weed And paparaphernalia). He found maybe 2 hitters worth of bud, a foil that i wrapped a edible in, and empty containers that once had weed in them. I also had a bowl (in couch cushions), several hits of acid(back of ps2 with pot seeds), a fifth of vodka hidden in my printer.

It was pretty scary, I'm to tired right now to post to many details. He said he could get a drug dog to search so i pointed in the general area where the lesser of the drug evils were stashed.

The thing that really pissed me off was he came back to town 5 years later after i turned twenty one. He was bragging about how funny it was that he found everything in about 5 seconds (we were drinking). God I've never wanted to stab someone so bad, much less a relative. I just bit my tongue harder than ever. I actually contemplayed suicide quite a few times thanks to how shittily my family handled the ordeal. Having to talk to counselors, long ass lectures avout how smoking pot is gonna make me suicidal. My mom pretty much googled "son on drugs" i saw the history, and she was taking tips from people who dealt with heroin addicts and applying that to me because i smoked pot. Fucking nightmare.

Idk I'll post more details when i see i posted here tomorrow. But yeah having a relative cop search your house is very shitty, i can't imagine having a cop who wanted me arrested search my house.


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Re: Anyone ever have police search your house? [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #21696902 - 05/19/15 01:02 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

:eek:

Damn that sounds pretty rough man! That asshole could use a good dose o psychs to shatter his inflated cop ego.

Good thing he didn't find the acid indeed, your family would have freaked the fuck out I imagine if that's how they reacted to weed...

My mom was arrested for growing weed years ago and I was in the living room when they knocked on the door.

But they were honestly not "friendly" but seemed surprisingly calm about it all. Though I was pretty young so I don't remember it the best at all.

Fucked up part was they claimed a neighbor "heard fans" by our garage and put in a tip, so they got a warrant and came to search the house :facepalm3:


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Re: Anyone ever have police search your house? [Re: musiclover420]
    #21696927 - 05/19/15 01:15 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

What's usually the procedure they go through?


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Re: Anyone ever have police search your house? [Re: musiclover420] * 2
    #21696938 - 05/19/15 01:21 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Yep. Short version, sister of a friend who was staying at my house called the cops on him saying he had a gun and a pipe bomb. SWAT and a shit load of police showed up at my house and searched it top to bottom looking for the gun and pipe bomb (which didn't exist in the first place).

Long version, a friend had been staying with me for awhile because him and his sister had been having issues. She was his guardian (both his parents were dead). He was being the typical 14 year old teen that was struggling with his life. Skipping school, leaving whenever he wanted, fighting with his guardian trying to prove they couldn't control him, etc. His sister happens to be a vindictive psycho bitch.

Anyways he was at my house chilling with a girl and they were getting all flirty. They decided to leave to find some place more private. Right as he's walking out the back door, I get a phone call. It's a dispatcher asking about my friend and his whereabouts and everything. I tell them he just left. She tells me to stay in the house and that the police are out front responding to an emergency. I go look out front and SWAT is parked right out front of my house, along with at least 10 police cruisers and a ton of cops with assault rifles and shotguns all lined up facing my house like you see in hostage stand offs.

Just about the time I see them, I hear a bunch of yelling at the side of my house. The cops had caught him and his girl right as he came around the corner. Were yelling at both of them to put their hands up and get down on the ground with several cops having their guns pointed straight at them. He complies and they put him in cuffs. Then they ask my grandmother if they can search the house, although they don't say why at first. She agrees and they start tearing everything up. This is in a period of my life that not only was I huffing gas (and kept a can locked up in a safe in my room as that's where I'd do it) as well as all my bongs and pipes I'd made. I had a hobby of making anything and everything into a bong that I could. Most of it was just to see if I could.

So needless to say I'm sweating bullets. How the fuck am I supposed to explain why I have a gas can locked up in a safe in my room, or why there are entire boxes of bongs and pipes made out of everything imaginable. They find them all, but they don't say anything about it. Eventually after they've cleared the house, they tell us what's going on. Then I realize why they haven't said anything about the shit I was worried about, because they weren't there for that.

I don't actually know what happened to his sister after this, but it was apparent to them after the fact that it was a lie. Friend still goes to juvi because he had warrants, but he's clear of gun and bomb charges.

And the procedure is simple, they come in, and start digging through everything imaginable. They don't just lift shit up and peek, they search everything and toss it into a pile. It's a lot like what you see in movies/tv when they execute search warrants of murder suspects and shit. They tear the fucking house apart. They have 0 respect for your home or belongings.


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Re: Anyone ever have police search your house? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21696943 - 05/19/15 01:24 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Fuck that's intense


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Re: Anyone ever have police search your house? [Re: musiclover420] * 1
    #21696947 - 05/19/15 01:26 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Have not had it personally but generally speaking, they will trash shit and make a huge mess. They will treat your property like shit, break things - in some cases intentionally. If they don't find anything they won't apologize.

Best option is to make sure they cannot get a warrant in the first place. The less people see at one's domicile the better, and the fewer people who ever see anything at all to start with, better still. Don't talk about shit, brag about shit. Simple yet soo many set their own traps.


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Re: Anyone ever have police search your house? [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #21696952 - 05/19/15 01:29 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Just watch the show COPS if you are curious about how a police search warrant is done. I have seen several on the show.

Without warning they will go up to the door, like 5-10 men deep, start banging on the door yelling "POLICE SEARCH WARRANT! POLICE SEARCH WARRANT!" then moments later smash your door down. They look for you, because in their minds you are a possible threat (you could have a gun/weapon.), take you into custody, & then search the shit out of your place for what they are looking for.


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Re: Anyone ever have police search your house? [Re: Bigfeely123]
    #21696965 - 05/19/15 01:41 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I think they go out of their way to smash and break shit. It's like the one time they get a free pass to destroy a house with no repercussions. They will take sledge hammers to your walls if they have reason to believe you've stashed something in it.

They could've even meant to hit your neighbors house or something and they'll do thousands in damage to your home without even so much as an "oops".

If you ever get your house searched, prepare to feel the most violated you've ever felt. They will trash your house and leave you to clean up the mess. They don't even try to be respectful about it.


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Re: Anyone ever have police search your house? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21696993 - 05/19/15 02:13 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah I would rather have thieves break in and steal some things than cops come though and conduct a "search". They are free to do as much damage as they like, going well beyond what might be deemed necessary or expedient to the ostensible goal of finding contraband.

I think it is one way cops mete out "justice" or punishment, though it is CLEARLY not their job to do so. The great part is, by this point you are already an enemy/scumbag in their minds so they feel justified in doing so. Basically even if nothing is turned up you deserve it, including all collateral damage.

There are many reasons for this - the psychology of many who seek to become cops for example. At a macroscopic level though, I think it goes to a long-standing and endemic problem in the culture of policing. Which is basically pushing an unreasonable "us vs them" mentality in which all civilians, and not just "criminals", are described in terms making them "the enemy", and treated accordingly.

(In the US) Thanks to recent wars, military hardware and militarized training have become commonplace. Cope are no longer peacekeepers but instead aim to pacify the enemy. Situations tend to get escalated rather than cooled off, and 3 AM no-knock warrants are served by SWAT teams on nonviolent offenders.

Crime has been going down in the US, but if you listen to the media or some cops "it is a warzone out there". Some situations call for use of force to be sure, but there is something deeply wrong with police culture. Examples of endemic racism are but the tip or the iceberg that us much larger problem.


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Re: Anyone ever have police search your house? [Re: Void_Hawk]
    #21697184 - 05/19/15 05:12 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

When I was quite a bit younger I was driving to my friend's house for boardgame night.
When I was almost there, a cop signalled me to pull over. Aparently my windows where tinted! This is of course a sure sign that I am a drug dealer.
He wanted to search my car, but I said no. After a long time of him calling HQ, he came back and told me he was allowed to search my car. (I was young.)
So he did, and he found a black suitcase that he demanded I open.
It was a case to transport wargaming miniatures in, and he looked so dissapointed when he saw my little metal men instead of whatever he thought I was transporting.
But then he took the top layer off, I had three layers of foamy material, each containing miniature soldiers. All my soldiers fell on the floor, and he continued raping my miniature case. Lots of painted men got chipped that day, it took me hours to repair the damage he caused me!
And not even an apology, of course. And I swear to this day the man was sporting a hard on troughout the ordeal.

So I'm pissed, he's dissapointed, he measures the tint of my windows and it was like .20% too dark or whatever (the windows where also dirty, but cops don't care.) and gave me a huge fine for that.

Looking back on it now... that was about a year before my first joint and three years before I really started "doing" drugs. Did the cop push me to drugs? I'd say no, but will blame him if it suits me.

Fucking pig. Touching my little metal men. There's no excuse.


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Re: Anyone ever have police search your house? [Re: Turtletotem]
    #21697195 - 05/19/15 05:22 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I had 2 guys from the dea come and search my house once. But I had nothing to hide so I let them in. They didn tear anything up just walked into each room.I think they thought I had a meth lab haha.


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Re: Anyone ever have police search your house? [Re: twelvelookslikeu]
    #21697201 - 05/19/15 05:26 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Dude if you're white, have no tattoos and don't replace the word "any" with "no" like a dumb red neck then you're fine.  Invite them in for a cup of coffee and discuss life.

If not get a spinal cord protection shield.


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Re: Anyone ever have police search your house? [Re: Cognitive_Shift]
    #21697210 - 05/19/15 05:30 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Dude if you're white, have no tattoos and don't replace the word "any" with "no" like a dumb red neck then you're fine.  Invite them in for a cup of coffee and discuss life.

If not get a spinal cord protection shield.




That doesn't protect you at all from the asshole pigs who get aroused from power play. You gotta be a real society type for these fuckers to leave you alone.


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Re: Anyone ever have police search your house? [Re: Turtletotem]
    #21697217 - 05/19/15 05:35 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

If you're nice to cops and submit willingly to everything they say, I've never had a problem with police:shrug:

Be nice to the waiter because they're handling your food, same principle.  People are actually reasonable most of the time.


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Re: Anyone ever have police search your house? [Re: Cognitive_Shift]
    #21697219 - 05/19/15 05:35 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

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If you're nice to cops and submit willingly to everything they say, I've never had a problem with police:shrug:




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Re: Anyone ever have police search your house? [Re: Cognitive_Shift]
    #21697229 - 05/19/15 05:41 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Depends where you're at..


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Re: Anyone ever have police search your house? [Re: Amanita86]
    #21697231 - 05/19/15 05:43 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I always get hated on here because I don't hope cops go fuck themselves:lol:  So far no one has freaked out yet.


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Re: Anyone ever have police search your house? [Re: Cognitive_Shift]
    #21697232 - 05/19/15 05:43 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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If you're nice to cops and submit willingly to everything they say, I've never had a problem with police:shrug:

Be nice to the waiter because they're handling your food, same principle.  People are actually reasonable most of the time.





I've had too many police encounters, and this statement is generally true, you can be very polite and willing to cooperate (yet at the same time not incriminating yourself) they feel no need to put their gaurd up against you and fuck you over. Where if you come off instantly with an attitude, so will they.

You do get a dick from time to time who is on an instant power trip with an attitude and just wants to fuck people, and since it wasn't me under fire that specific time, it was super sweet and pleasant to show that guy how he had zero power over me, and make him look like a no body in front of a giant group of people.


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Re: Anyone ever have police search your house? [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #21697263 - 05/19/15 06:09 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Cops searched my place Last yr. Due to my upstairs neighbors complaining about weed.
Good thing I wasn't growing at the time. I would have been fuckedddd.
Anyway, they came through and asked for everyone's id's..
Asked if there was anyone else in the house then practically raided my shit.
Surprisingly they said we were good and let us go. :rofl:
I had 2 full gallon ziplocks of dried mush on my floor IN PLAIN FUCKING SIGHTTT!!
also a ton of grow equipment in my closet that wasnt assembled.. But still.

Im sure they saw my Rig's and pipes.

One thing I can say though is there wasn't any weed in the house... I was actually on my way out to re-up, we just smoked the last blunt. :rofl:

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Re: Anyone ever have police search your house? [Re: Fantastic Mr. Fox]
    #21697512 - 05/19/15 08:14 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

So if it's nothing really serious they won't necessarily tear all your shit apart but just check some drawers here and there and the rooms? Or are they going to bring a squad of police with dogs and just destroy the house?


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Re: Anyone ever have police search your house? [Re: Rebelutionsssss] * 3
    #21697534 - 05/19/15 08:25 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Yup and at the time I was living up the attic but because I was doing so much ketamine I was way too wasted to go down the ladder to go piss in the bathroom so I had a bucket i'd piss in weeks on end.

Then one day cops came over and wanted to check how/where I was living.

They checked everything and the other guy got curious with the bucket so I told him to take the lid off (just some wooden plaque). He did and and smelled the content.

Serves you right fucking pig, smell my pee


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Re: Anyone ever have police search your house? [Re: Beanhead] * 1
    #21697574 - 05/19/15 08:55 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Yup and at the time I was living up the attic but because I was doing so much ketamine I was way too wasted to go down the ladder to go piss in the bathroom so I had a bucket i'd piss in weeks on end.

Then one day cops came over and wanted to check how/where I was living.

They checked everything and the other guy got curious with the bucket so I told him to take the lid off (just some wooden plaque). He did and and smelled the content.

Serves you right fucking pig, smell my pee




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Re: Anyone ever have police search your house? [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #21697589 - 05/19/15 09:03 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I had cops in my room. I had a bong and weed on the table,they didn't say anything. Oh, I miss the 70's.


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    #21697593 - 05/19/15 09:05 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Yup and at the time I was living up the attic but because I was doing so much ketamine I was way too wasted to go down the ladder to go piss in the bathroom so I had a bucket i'd piss in weeks on end.

Then one day cops came over and wanted to check how/where I was living.

They checked everything and the other guy got curious with the bucket so I told him to take the lid off (just some wooden plaque). He did and and smelled the content.

Serves you right fucking pig, smell my pee



thats fucking gross dude


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Re: Anyone ever have police search your house? [Re: Sheekle]
    #21697639 - 05/19/15 09:27 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I live at home with a cop for 10 years.

Plus he's coming to my hosue this weekend to help me redo my backyard and do renos.

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Re: Anyone ever have police search your house? [Re: musiclover420]
    #21698832 - 05/19/15 03:30 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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:eek:

Damn that sounds pretty rough man! That asshole could use a good dose o psychs to shatter his inflated cop ego.

Good thing he didn't find the acid indeed, your family would have freaked the fuck out I imagine if that's how they reacted to weed...

My mom was arrested for growing weed years ago and I was in the living room when they knocked on the door.

But they were honestly not "friendly" but seemed surprisingly calm about it all. Though I was pretty young so I don't remember it the best at all.

Fucked up part was they claimed a neighbor "heard fans" by our garage and put in a tip, so they got a warrant and came to search the house :facepalm3:



Idk if it could have gotten any worse, they were already treating me like a bottomed out heroin addict. But yeah it makes me laugh listening to cops like that brag about getting this drunk or whatever. He asked me if i i freaked out the first time i drank and the room started spinning. Apparently when he laid down first time he drank he was clutching the bedposts for dear life. First time i got drunk i laughed harder than ever and stumbled around, and completely forgot hangovers were a thing. What i wanted to say to him though was no i didn't freak out when the room was spinning, I'm usually not having a good time till I'm staring god in the face and the walls are melting and the universe ceases to be a thing. Fucking pigs piss me off.

Heres my favorite line he gave me about the danger of pot.

You ever smoke a strain called red dragon?

(In my head, well we don't live in even a medical state, so the names of strains are completely meaningless((if they even have much meaning in legal/medical states)) here, i would think a cop opuld know that but whatever) me: No why?

He sits there and pauses and says in a dead serious voice: its some crazy stuff going around that gives its users a really bad trip (in his head im sure he's wondering if I'm actually buying this)

Me(in my head, if you can find me any weed that can make me trip please confiscate an oz, for research purposes and I'll gladly smoke it in one sitting)

What i actually say : Nope never heard of it, never heard of weed making you trip either, and have never tripped from weed.(should have saif i just smoked some and started speaking in tongues and ripped my clothes off:lol:)

Goddamn, I'm amazed i haven't chewed through my fucking tongue dealing with how stupid my family handled my drug use in high school. Granted continuing to smoke after being caught doesn't help anything, I'm just amazed at how much shit people can put someone through while screaming "WE'RE TRYING TO HELP YOU, JUST CONFESS YOUR SINS, AND GIVE US A URINE SAMPLE"


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Re: Anyone ever have police search your house? [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #21698838 - 05/19/15 03:31 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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So if it's nothing really serious they won't necessarily tear all your shit apart but just check some drawers here and there and the rooms? Or are they going to bring a squad of police with dogs and just destroy the house?



They'll do whatever it takes to relieve the hardon for fucking you over. Don't underestimate them. Pigs are evil.


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Re: Anyone ever have police search your house? [Re: Sheekle]
    #21698844 - 05/19/15 03:32 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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oh bb no cop no no bb no cop search house bb oh no no



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    #21699019 - 05/19/15 04:19 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Yep..completely unexpected!

They knocked on the door…and I answered it.

At first I thought it was salesmen trying to get me to buy a bog brush.

Then I saw the badge,then the black bin bags,then the torch with DRUG SQUAD! stamped on it.

The first guy in Tshirt and jeans says.. We have a warrant to search this house as we believe you have large quantities of drugs here.

I turned white!

I had plants in the loft and fuck knows what else laying about!

Your mind goes into overdrive.

T shirt guy says put your hands in the air and walk upstairs.

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Re: Anyone ever have police search your house? [Re: Litto]
    #21699390 - 05/19/15 05:52 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Yes I had my fourth amendment blatantly violated, remember a domestic violence call triumphs the need for concentual entry. Fuck the police


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Re: Anyone ever have police search your house? [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #21699581 - 05/19/15 06:43 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Yep..completely unexpected!

They knocked on the door…and I answered it.

At first I thought it was salesmen trying to get me to buy a bog brush.

Then I saw the badge,then the black bin bags,then the torch with DRUG SQUAD! stamped on it.

The first guy in Tshirt and jeans says.. We have a warrant to search this house as we believe you have large quantities of drugs here.

I turned white!

I had plants in the loft and fuck knows what else laying about!

Your mind goes into overdrive.

T shirt guy says put your hands in the air and walk upstairs.

Second T shirt guy says,upon noticing the cable running to the loft..do you have a ladder for up there?



"Drug squad"....? :lol:
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Damn that sounds pretty rough man! That asshole could use a good dose o psychs to shatter his inflated cop ego.

Good thing he didn't find the acid indeed, your family would have freaked the fuck out I imagine if that's how they reacted to weed...

My mom was arrested for growing weed years ago and I was in the living room when they knocked on the door.

But they were honestly not "friendly" but seemed surprisingly calm about it all. Though I was pretty young so I don't remember it the best at all.

Fucked up part was they claimed a neighbor "heard fans" by our garage and put in a tip, so they got a warrant and came to search the house :facepalm3:



Idk if it could have gotten any worse, they were already treating me like a bottomed out heroin addict. But yeah it makes me laugh listening to cops like that brag about getting this drunk or whatever. He asked me if i i freaked out the first time i drank and the room started spinning. Apparently when he laid down first time he drank he was clutching the bedposts for dear life. First time i got drunk i laughed harder than ever and stumbled around, and completely forgot hangovers were a thing. What i wanted to say to him though was no i didn't freak out when the room was spinning, I'm usually not having a good time till I'm staring god in the face and the walls are melting and the universe ceases to be a thing. Fucking pigs piss me off.

Heres my favorite line he gave me about the danger of pot.

You ever smoke a strain called red dragon?

(In my head, well we don't live in even a medical state, so the names of strains are completely meaningless((if they even have much meaning in legal/medical states)) here, i would think a cop opuld know that but whatever) me: No why?

He sits there and pauses and says in a dead serious voice: its some crazy stuff going around that gives its users a really bad trip (in his head im sure he's wondering if I'm actually buying this)

Me(in my head, if you can find me any weed that can make me trip please confiscate an oz, for research purposes and I'll gladly smoke it in one sitting)

What i actually say : Nope never heard of it, never heard of weed making you trip either, and have never tripped from weed.(should have saif i just smoked some and started speaking in tongues and ripped my clothes off:lol:)

Goddamn, I'm amazed i haven't chewed through my fucking tongue dealing with how stupid my family handled my drug use in high school. Granted continuing to smoke after being caught doesn't help anything, I'm just amazed at how much shit people can put someone through while screaming "WE'RE TRYING TO HELP YOU, JUST CONFESS YOUR SINS, AND GIVE US A URINE SAMPLE"



Dude that's pretty fucking funny :lol: my friends parents are the same way and during high school they sent him off to another state to boot camp because he was caught with a joint :facepalm3: came back with a vast knowledge of MDMA and psilocybin:rofl2: guess boot camp didn't work


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Re: Anyone ever have police search your house? [Re: basqueshaman]
    #21699594 - 05/19/15 06:46 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Sounds to me like a rhetorical question the cop asked to see if you smoked weed. Act dumb, tried and true.


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    #21701976 - 05/20/15 10:59 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Once, in College, I was living in a townhouse with a fried, and he had found another roommate, to make a total of 3 residents. The other roommate was not a college student like us, but an ex-marine who worked at Applebees and always carried a 9mm on his waist.
He never paid rent, so we kicked him out and found a new roommate (someone we knew well) who went to the same college as us. About two weeks later myself and the new roommate smoked a blunt, and then I went upstairs to my room. I heard a commotion in the hallway, and opened the door to find two county deputies in the hallway, weapons drawn. The pointed their weapons at me, and asked to see my I.D, so I showed them. They then proceeded to search the rest of the upstairs and attic, and went back downstairs. I waited a minute, and followed them down. They, along with a third cop who was a U.S marshall, were questioning my other roommate about the where abouts of the old roommate,  and had found all of our bongs and pot. The marshall did all of the talking and told us how worthless we were, and how he would not want a piece of shit like me (I was majoring in secondary education), teaching his children. Then the took all of our stuff and left.
After they left the other roommate told me that he had heard a knock on the front door, so he went to answer it, and found the two deputies there. While he was talking to them, the marshall had snuck around the back, and came in the back door behind him with a gun drawn on him. They had figured out he wasn't the guy that they were looking for, and moved on through the house, and he had taken that time to throw the 1 gram bag of pot he had in his pocket into a corner. After they left, we smoked that g right away.:rofl:
They never showed a warrant, and stole around 600 dollars worth of bongs and pipes, as well as a quarter of my weed. I was young, and was to scared to stand up for myself. :shrug:
Tl;dr A us marshall with napoleon complex stole my weed. The deputies seemed sympathetic, and didn't say much.


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    #21702336 - 05/20/15 01:02 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

i posted the morning i got raided because i wasnt the target of the investigation they let me go on scene - here are quotes of what i posted immediately following being released and then after i got home.
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trippinballs420 said:
Holy shit dude I just got raided thanks to my roommates situation. They let me go and kept him in custody because he's the target of their investigation but if they search hard enough they can get me for L.

Now I'm parked in a McDonald's parking lot waiting to get a call from the lead detective telling me when I can come home....apparently they are confiscating ALL of my grow equipment  (they said I could get it back once the investigation is over cause it's mine and I wasn't involved)

Also they had a carbon monoxide thing go off so they couldn't search the place right away, they had to let it air out....so my roommate is sitting in a police car cuffed, I got to go inside and get my shoes, coat, wallet, keys, and take a shit (where I keep my etiz).

Grabbed my vial of etiz I had left while I was taking a shit So I could hide it in case I needed it for w/d....they're gonna find all my etiz and diclaz but idk if they can do anything about them cause its legal

Now just pleeeeeease don't let them find my L....that would ruin my life.

If you don't hear from me for a while you'll know why

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Okay so I wake up to really loud bangs on the door and let it go for a few mins....finally get up and put shorts on and as I round the corner to the front door, there is a whole swat team with the door open pointing their ARs and shotguns at me....I'm still kinda fucked up on etiz and out of it and get yelled to put my hands on my head and interlace my fingers and slowly walk backwards....got cuffed and taken down to a car (apparently my roommate answered the door first)

They raped my wrists with the cuffs, had to have them loosened. I'm sitting there and the lead detective  (apparently they are building a case against my old boss) starts talking to me, undoes my cuffs and turns out he's pretty cool about the whole thing....he asked about blasting hash oil. We had done it a long time ago and still had the materials so we told him the truth.

Because we told the truth, our stories matched and the detective pulled me out of the car, took me up to get a sweatshirt and take a shit and I grabbed my tiz and the cop took my info and was like you can go now, I'll call when we're done the search.

I was baffled....asked if I could take my wallet and keys and drive away and he was like yeah sure as long as your sober....I couldn't believe it, so I drove away...my roommate got taken down to the PD and questioned strictly about making hash oil...he said he helped a few times but that was really it and they let him out within 20 mins

The kid from the house across town got raided too, but they left all like 100 plants up, and left him his personal weed and an oz of shatter

We got home after the search and our place was TRASHED, couches moved, chairs turned over...then they went into my closet and literally took everything i had in boxes and threw it all onto the floor of my room, then mixed all that shit in with the clothes I had on the floor. They took both my roommates phones and my laptop (super salty about that).

The thing I don't get is they left us our personal weed....even tho I'm on probation lol and they even put my glass pieces out of harms way. Not only that, THEY FOUND MY PAPER L STASH (only a few hits) and thought it was trash lol they left it in the mess in my room. Thank god they missed my vial


Also they pulled out ALL of my etiz and diclaz and my mg scale which I keep under my bathroom sink, they laid it all out, figured out it was all legal, and LEFT IT THERE FOR ME....They didn't confiscate my 6g of etiz and 1g of diclaz :lol:


So the cops told the leasing office and we're BOTH getting evicted even though he admitted it was all his fault and problems that made this happen ...have to be out in 8 days so hustling to try to find housing in that time frame.....idk what I'm gonna do, luckily my friend has some garage space for my shit but I gotta find a new place ASAP

Anyways....we trashed a bunch of really nice trim and they took my shotgun :frown: but other than that I think they are just building a case on the boss.


Idk, it's already been a 9 hour day for me, mostly hectic so I'm exhausted now and smoking as much bud as possible to start dwindling the stash :jah:

Trying to unwind

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Re: Anyone ever have police search your house? [Re: trippinballs420]
    #21702492 - 05/20/15 02:02 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah I got raided once over some neighborhood gang bullshit.

blew my door open around 11, mp5 pointed between my eyes.  Had all kinds of shit going on in that house.  Mushroom tent (no fruits thank god, just tons of cultures), mesc tar in the freezer (they thought it was heroin, didn't test positive for any reagent tests! yay!) didn't find my L in the mini fridge, or my Deems that was behind a picture frame on my desk.

They also missed a lb of herb in a cardboard box on our floor, left about 7g of hash on the table next to our bubbler. 

they came for the herb grow we had in a back house, and took about 5 pounds of beautiful bud we had hanging that was chopped the night before.  There was like a 5 gram nug that was left on the floor after the commotion, and that's all I ever got to taste from it.

the whole jail REAKED of bud, and all the guards were taking turns to go "down to the locker room" to pinch nugs I'm sure.

Thank god for the cultures I had, the cops had to leave and request hazmat to come in incase it was antrhax or something, and the hazmat crew just took all my pertris, tubs, tubes, etc. and threw it in my trash can :lol:

it was nice of them to save it from the house fire that later ensued from the cops being idiots. (or potentially on purpose. still not sure)

tl;dr  knew we were gonna get burned, though we had a day or two, got our door blown open that night, and got lucky (kinda)


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    #21703227 - 05/20/15 05:25 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

That sounds so horrible :sad:


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    #21703293 - 05/20/15 05:43 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

holy shit dude.

Fuckin cop raid.

And a house fire they started? whaaaa?

And the "we are going to the locker" f@#$king :lol:! I bet they were stealing nugs.


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Re: Anyone ever have police search your house? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #21703748 - 05/20/15 07:29 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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That sounds so horrible :sad:




yeah it was gnarly man.  but just a case wrong place wrong time.  we could've been a little better about things, but we were pretty much fucked either way, and there wasn't a whole lot we could've done differently.
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holy shit dude.

Fuckin cop raid.

And a house fire they started? whaaaa?

And the "we are going to the locker" f@#$king :lol:! I bet they were stealing nugs.



yeah.  they made sure to claim it as "arson", but the fire investigation says otherwise. big surprise! :lol:

I think out of all of it, I might be most mad about that last part.  those asshole cops were out there smoking my weed, and probably laughing at us while we sat in a jail cell :nonono:


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    #21706120 - 05/21/15 12:00 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

How hard would it be to get cops to search a cops house? I'm seriously considering having them pay my asshole police relative a visit, so he can see it from my perspective. He might be a little shook at first, but eventually we'll be able to sit down and have a couple beers and it'll make for a great laugh right?


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    #21706154 - 05/21/15 12:12 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Everyone's got a price :shrug:

I've never bribed a cop to do anything though.
couldn't say how hard

definitely harder than getting them to do it to a citizen though.  they have a really strong "brotherhood" thing going on


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    #21706215 - 05/21/15 12:35 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

very hard unless you're cool with catching charges when they find nothing and paying for whatever got fucked up


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    #21706402 - 05/21/15 01:36 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I can't imagine it being to hard, if swatting is as prevalent as the media claims.


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    #21706461 - 05/21/15 01:50 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

yeah im thinking like call the cops and be like "hey this guy has a buncha drugs in his house i just saw them" :lol:

payphone with your hood up and glasses and hat on, do it up and say hes holding someone hostage and leave.....wear gloves, park somewhere theres no cameras and walk back to your car


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    #21706591 - 05/21/15 02:18 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Good luck finding a pay phone these days.


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    #21706602 - 05/21/15 02:21 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

lol theres one at the 711 down the street


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    #21706619 - 05/21/15 02:25 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I tried to be nice to cops in the past, then one dumb mother fucker has to beat you and you'll never respect another for the rest of your life.

Fuck the cops

I had the DEA come to my house once for a Talk and Knock, no warrant, they asked if they could come inside I said no, they asked if they could talk to me I said sure and stepped outside and closed the door.

They tried to scare me and say they're getting a warrant and blah blah and I said well you probably already failed. If you COULD have gotten a warrant you would have, and you probably tried to get one, failed, didn't have enough evidence for the warrant, and then came back hoping I'd let you inside. Then they said they'll come back with a warrant and I asked them If I should make them plates for dinner.

They weren't happy. I was laughing about it, they left and never came back.


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    #21706680 - 05/21/15 02:41 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

On an overdose they confiscated all of my rcs and drugs

Prolly 60 grams of mdpv was taken that day....



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Re: Anyone ever have police search your house? [Re: KnyggaPlease]
    #21706824 - 05/21/15 03:19 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

House trashed, posessions stolen, cops are legal crooks.


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Re: Anyone ever have police search your house? [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21707102 - 05/21/15 04:52 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Psychonautica said:
I tried to be nice to cops in the past, then one dumb mother fucker has to beat you and you'll never respect another for the rest of your life.

Fuck the cops

I had the DEA come to my house once for a Talk and Knock, no warrant, they asked if they could come inside I said no, they asked if they could talk to me I said sure and stepped outside and closed the door.

They tried to scare me and say they're getting a warrant and blah blah and I said well you probably already failed. If you COULD have gotten a warrant you would have, and you probably tried to get one, failed, didn't have enough evidence for the warrant, and then came back hoping I'd let you inside. Then they said they'll come back with a warrant and I asked them If I should make them plates for dinner.

They weren't happy. I was laughing about it, they left and never came back.



you deserve a fucking award dude :lol::congrats:


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Re: Anyone ever have police search your house? [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #21707171 - 05/21/15 05:17 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I was just too high to care honestly. :shrug:


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Re: Anyone ever have police search your house? [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21707240 - 05/21/15 05:42 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I got raided when I was 22 or so...
I go home to pick up my girl to grab some dinner after work and there's a load of cops trying to get in to our locked apartment building.
I'm thinking "shit, some chick is getting her ass beat and they're trying to get in to help".. I run out of my truck with my key to let them in and as I turn it and open the door, a voice behind me says" are you shLong? (used my real name) " I turn around like :wtf: and they cuff me up and let themselves in.
They fucking tore my shitty ass little efficiency apartment apart and got bowl scrapings, a pipe, and a wood bowl I made in woodshop class that had some shake in it :crankey:
Fucking like 8 cops to bust me for that.

Meanwhile the whole block is fucking outside rubbernecking me as I'm in the squad. :facepalm:
It's fucking traumatic...
It stemmed from an incident like 8 months before and they ran intel on me in the meantime thinking I was this big dealer or some shit because I sold a couple pounds to a friend working as a snitch to get reduced charges.

My old roommate (before I had to move to the shitty efficiency)  had bulk and I just tried helping two friends out. Made like $25 and ended up with a list of felonies :crankey:


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Re: Anyone ever have police search your house? [Re: shLong]
    #21707276 - 05/21/15 05:53 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

did the felonies stick?

im curious as to the repercussions all you guys have had that have been in that situation


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Re: Anyone ever have police search your house? [Re: rackem]
    #21707288 - 05/21/15 05:59 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Edit... Long story short.. Yes they stuck


Edited by shLong (05/21/15 06:01 PM)


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Re: Anyone ever have police search your house? [Re: shLong]
    #21707310 - 05/21/15 06:05 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

fuck man.. i feel for ya.


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Re: Anyone ever have police search your house? [Re: shLong]
    #21707370 - 05/21/15 06:22 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

"stop that shlong"


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Re: Anyone ever have police search your house? [Re: rackem]
    #21707414 - 05/21/15 06:33 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I lawyered up hard, got lucky, and took a deal.

cost a ton of money, 2 years, and staying out of trouble, but I got my felony cult. charge dismissed


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Re: Anyone ever have police search your house? [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #21707424 - 05/21/15 06:36 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

i lawyered up and am awaiting some kind of shit to come down. it would be a miracle if i got off scott free


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Re: Anyone ever have police search your house? [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #21707524 - 05/21/15 07:11 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Rebelutionsssss said:
"stop that shlong"



:detectivescrotes:


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Re: Anyone ever have police search your house? [Re: Salomon]
    #21707575 - 05/21/15 07:24 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Jesus dude what states do you guys live in:confused:


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Re: Anyone ever have police search your house? [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #21707668 - 05/21/15 07:47 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Wisconsin... I love my state, but damn.. They got me good.

I mean, yeah, I broke the law, but I am forever a felon because of cannabis. :crankey: (literally my only charge besides a speeding ticket and expiredlicense plate) 
I don't even fucking smoke :kingcrankey:


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Re: Anyone ever have police search your house? [Re: shLong]
    #21707761 - 05/21/15 08:08 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

My moms boyfriend is from Wisconsin, his family always sends us cheese :lol:

But seriously that is some BS 
:glittershitz:


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Re: Anyone ever have police search your house? [Re: musiclover420]
    #21707776 - 05/21/15 08:12 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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musiclover420 said:
My moms boyfriend is from Wisconsin, his family always sends us cheese :lol:

But seriously that is some BS 
:glittershitz:



Have schlong send you some. Then you can have a fancy dinner party and the fancy guests will be like "what kinda cheese is this?" And you can say "That's my schlong cheese"


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Re: Anyone ever have police search your house? [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #21707818 - 05/21/15 08:23 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

:lol:

"Oh that cheese? That is some Wisconsin Schlong cheese from my bro"


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Re: Anyone ever have police search your house? [Re: musiclover420]
    #21707834 - 05/21/15 08:27 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

"Wisconsin Schlong Cheese"
10/10:rofl2:


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Re: Anyone ever have police search your house? [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21707910 - 05/21/15 08:42 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Sounds dank right?  :naughty:


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