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Cognitive_Shift
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I sleep on the right side of the bed
#21696021 - 05/18/15 08:50 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Because I'm a man. Men sleep on the right side of the bed donchya knoooo (Minnesota accent)
Right side of bed as looking at it from the foot of the bed.
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Edited by Cognitive_Shift (05/18/15 08:56 PM)
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circularvortex
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The right side as you're looking at it from the foot or the head?
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Re: I sleep on the right side of the bed [Re: circularvortex]
#21696052 - 05/18/15 08:55 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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I sleep in my sunroom on a couch....because I like it there
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Cognitive_Shift
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Re: I sleep on the right side of the bed [Re: goldcaphunter]
#21696055 - 05/18/15 08:56 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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From the foot of the bed. Most people sleep facing away from their door, or perpendicular to their door wall.
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They do? That's weird. That's not very fung shui,.
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theRAPeutic
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I sleep on my back. Youre going to get wrinkles on one side of your face as you get older keep sleeping like that
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right side! oh yeah sucka!
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Re: I sleep on the right side of the bed [Re: ballsalsa] 1
#21696143 - 05/18/15 09:14 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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I sleep in the middle of the bed when alone... which is fairly often.
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OsculateOfDemise



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Re: I sleep on the right side of the bed [Re: Detached]
#21696164 - 05/18/15 09:18 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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I'm so used to sleeping with someone next to me that I still sleep on the side of the bed in my queen sized mattress all alone I'm not used to so much room.
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Cognitive_Shift
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I MEANT TO SAY TOWARDS THE DOOR! Excuse me for my mild retardation ladies and gents (politely tips bill of old school hat)
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i sleep on the left side of the bed at home, and on the right side when on vacation.
thats weird
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I sleep on whatever side is closest to the door. That way I'm in between the door and my wife. Always been that way but I had no idea why that was my instinct until pretty recently.
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Quote:
OsculateOfDemise said: I'm so used to sleeping with someone next to me that I still sleep on the side of the bed in my queen sized mattress all alone I'm not used to so much room.
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I'm on the left. I cant sleep on the right side.
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Re: I sleep on the right side of the bed [Re: tyrannicalrex]
#21696459 - 05/18/15 10:24 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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im always closest to the door.
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Re: I sleep on the right side of the bed [Re: circularvortex]
#21696461 - 05/18/15 10:24 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
circularvortex said: The right side as you're looking at it from the foot or the head?
Exactly my first thought
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Re: I sleep on the right side of the bed [Re: rackem]
#21696509 - 05/18/15 10:33 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
rackem said: im always closest to the door.
I'm always closest to the bathroom!
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Re: I sleep on the right side of the bed [Re: tyrannicalrex]
#21696547 - 05/18/15 10:43 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Wherever it is, it HAS to be lights out and sound off. You mother fuckers that can fall asleep with the tv on baffle me.
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rackem



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you people that can sleep in perfect silence baffle me!
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Re: I sleep on the right side of the bed [Re: rackem]
#21696565 - 05/18/15 10:47 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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My brain just zones in on whatever I am listening to so it's impossible for me to not be alert when I hear it. I need my thoughts and my thoughts alone!
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rackem



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silence does the exact opposite.. if i dont have something going on in the background. hell will freeze over before i pass out.
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Re: I sleep on the right side of the bed [Re: rackem]
#21696586 - 05/18/15 10:56 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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I can't sleep without a TV show going. Usually use Voyager, that or Big Bang Theory. Has to be something I've seen so many times that I don't get distracted by it or interested in it. Those two shows I know like the back of my hand.
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
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Re: I sleep on the right side of the bed [Re: Shroomslip]
#21696594 - 05/18/15 10:59 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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I used to have insomnia so bad as a kid that I would have to cover all little power blinky lights and hide ticky tock clocks in the drawers. shit would drive me MAD
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rackem



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thats just nuts.
i used to have to sleep in silence, then alotoffuckingbullhit happened in my life now i cant be left alone to my thoughts while trying to sleep.
i still have bouts with the occasional insomnia.
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I do have insomnia and it gets worse in the silence. I suffer from Tinnitus and that shit will drive me nuts. Longer I'm left in silence the louder it seems to get. Then there are the nights where I can't do anything but think about how fucked up my life is and all the stupid shit I've done to lead me where I am. That shit starts happening I just get up making the face because I know I'm not going to sleep.
But repetitive sounds like ticking of a clock or a dripping faucet drive me nuts too.. They will keep me up and I will never sleep. It has to be irregular noise, but I do need noise of some type to sleep, something to cover up the ringing. Light doesn't really bother me unless it's excessively bright.
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
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Re: I sleep on the right side of the bed [Re: Shroomslip]
#21696635 - 05/18/15 11:12 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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complete darkness and silence is best for me, used to fall asleep with the radio on, now I can't. Sometimes in front of the tv, but rarely.
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Cognitive_Shift
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Quote:
OsculateOfDemise said: I used to have insomnia so bad as a kid that I would have to cover all little power blinky lights and hide ticky tock clocks in the drawers. shit would drive me MAD
me too. I thought it was a me being weird as fuck thing.
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I sleep however I want, it's easy to sleep. Music, dead silence, right side, left side, MY SIDE YOUR SIDE! MY SIDE YOUR SIDE! Doesn't matter.
I always wake up tangled in my sheets on the floor anyway.
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Re: I sleep on the right side of the bed [Re: Turtletotem]
#21697189 - 05/19/15 05:17 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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I just got used to sleeping on the same side after sharing one and stuck with it out of habit I guess.
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I do sleep on the right side of the bed.
But the only reason I do it is because I don't want to be wrong side of it.
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Re: I sleep on the right side of the bed [Re: Patlal]
#21697448 - 05/19/15 07:52 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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I just fixed my bed frame because we got this new memory foam mattress that came with a ultra shitty box frame. I suggested the solution and fixed it, then let my fiancé take the credit. She was so pleased . That kinda shit makes me sincerely happy.
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Quote:
Cognitive_Shift said: Because I'm a man. Men sleep on the right side of the bed donchya knoooo (Minnesota accent)
Right side of bed as looking at it from the foot of the bed.
Whew. Had me doubting my masculinity for a second.
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