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OfflineAlmond Flour
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I hate being Catholic! FUCK this shit! * 1
    #21694725 - 05/18/15 02:20 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

I can't help it. I seriously cant. I wish I never discovered the truth within the Holy Catholic faith. Its horrible. Knowing the truth of the Gospel and God's kingdom but being bound to a secular world. To see it's influence on everything, everyone you love, and even yourself.

I want to shut it off sometimes, to not be set against everything and everyone within the prevailing values, norms, and beliefs.

I wish I could just say FUCK it. Take a fat ass bong rip, grab a 40, have premarital sex left and right, do whatever it takes for fucking wads of cash.

But I can't man, I have seen the truth of where that shit unchained leads. What happens to each of us when we say "fuck you God" and do whatever we want :bottledup:


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Re: I hate being Catholic! FUCK this shit! [Re: Almond Flour]
    #21694732 - 05/18/15 02:24 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

I do whatever I want but I dont say "fuck you god"....and I wasn't raised in religion so my own beliefs is that "god" if you want to call it that, instilled in us the ability to tell right from wrong and trust us to make the right decisions, and realizes in a world of uncertainty that it won't always be the right choice, which is why he is all forgiving, my "god" truly is all forgiving and all loving, there's no such thing as punishment in my beliefs.

I've never thought I did something wrong after having sex, or drinking, or a fatass bong rip, but usually I'm not harming anyone else in the process so I usually have nothing to feel bad for.

The only time you should feel guilty or regret, is if you wronged someone else, everything else you have to live through in order to learn from.

As Bo Burnham said," who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn't be a dick."

Edited by SirShroomsAlott (05/18/15 02:25 PM)

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Re: I hate being Catholic! FUCK this shit! [Re: Almond Flour] * 2
    #21694735 - 05/18/15 02:25 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

Lol that people still believe this shit

Jesus cried like a little bitch as the Romans drove those spikes through his hands lol


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Re: I hate being Catholic! FUCK this shit! [Re: SirShroomsAlott] * 8
    #21694744 - 05/18/15 02:27 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

:thataintright:


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Re: I hate being Catholic! FUCK this shit! [Re: Almond Flour] * 1
    #21694800 - 05/18/15 02:42 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

You can do whatever you want as long as you remember to sincerely ask for forgiveness before you die.  Otherwise it might be something small that gets you, like you had a fantasy about making out with a dude in a hot-tub but it wasn't even really a "gay" thing it was more of an expression of brotherly love like between a priest and a boy, something as minor as that might get you eternal damnation if you don't register a sincere prayer for forgiveness before you die :sadyes: not a good religion for the forgetful.

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Re: I hate being Catholic! FUCK this shit! [Re: Almond Flour]
    #21694861 - 05/18/15 02:59 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

Do you know how much brutality has occurred in the name of your religion ever since your leader decided to get brutally murdered? I mean seriously, We are a half a chromosome away from monkeys, that is why the base of any religion is always so illogical.

(debate: does religion make people behave better)


Not having a religion doesn't turn you into an asshole. That has to be the most unfounded statement I have heard in the shroomery to date


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Re: I hate being Catholic! FUCK this shit! [Re: Suspector] * 4
    #21694927 - 05/18/15 03:21 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

Hail Satan


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Re: I hate being Catholic! FUCK this shit! [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #21694933 - 05/18/15 03:24 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

I say fuck you god and do whatever I want, but that's because I don't believe in a God. Whateva! Ill do what I want!:aweohyou:


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Re: I hate being Catholic! FUCK this shit! [Re: Almond Flour]
    #21694936 - 05/18/15 03:25 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Almond Flour said:


I wish I could just say FUCK it. Take a fat ass bong rip, grab a 40, have premarital sex left and right, do whatever it takes for fucking wads of cash.

But I can't man, I have seen the truth of where that shit unchained leads. What happens to each of us when we say "fuck you God" and do whatever we want :bottledup:




sounds like a subtle troll. so we'll go to hell if we drink, smoke or break catholic sex-rules?


congrats on subduing your vices and urges in the name of an imaginary, vindictive, argueably evil, bearded man. you are so much better than us.

Edited by Adolin (05/18/15 03:26 PM)

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Re: I hate being Catholic! FUCK this shit! [Re: Suspector] * 3
    #21694941 - 05/18/15 03:27 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

I know what you mean OP! You aren't trollin' at all!

I know because I have a similar problem.
I know the truth of Greek Mythology.
I really wish when I heard a clap of thunder I could just say it's alright Rover (my dog), it's just superheated air molecules being fried by an electric arc.

But alas, I know the truth that Zeus is MAD AGAIN! and any minute he could come down and steal my wife. Or turn me into a rock.

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Re: I hate being Catholic! FUCK this shit! [Re: Almond Flour]
    #21694960 - 05/18/15 03:33 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

You're all good OP, Pope says buttsex is cool now :thumbup:

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Re: I hate being Catholic! FUCK this shit! [Re: flugelizor]
    #21694978 - 05/18/15 03:42 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

flugelizor said:
But alas, I know the truth that Zeus is MAD AGAIN! and any minute he could come down and steal my wife. Or turn me into a rock.




:rofl2:

Also, the "shop for" thing is asking if I need to shop for "buttseks"
:rofl:


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I've got all and more, My smile, just as before. Is all that I carry with me

I talk to myself, I need nobody else. I'm lost and I'm mine, yes I'm free


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Re: I hate being Catholic! FUCK this shit! [Re: musiclover420]
    #21695013 - 05/18/15 03:55 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)



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Re: I hate being Catholic! FUCK this shit! [Re: koods]
    #21695029 - 05/18/15 04:02 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)


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Re: I hate being Catholic! FUCK this shit! [Re: Almond Flour]
    #21695058 - 05/18/15 04:12 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

Let me ask you something Almond, say you take 30 years of your life to find your true self, what makes you happy regardless of religion,what you can handle in life on your own etc. Then at the end of this 30 year period you convert,get baptised and start believing again. Wouldn't you be "born again Christian" every bit as accepted in the religion as someone who has the fear of God in them there entire life?

I'm breaking free of all the indoctrination and rules of religion. I still believe in God and Jesus but I hate what most religions try and do to you. Which is scared you into thinking different life styles are wrong etc.


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Re: I hate being Catholic! FUCK this shit! [Re: Almond Flour]
    #21695059 - 05/18/15 04:12 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

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17 Do not ye yet understand, that whatsoever entereth in at the mouth goeth into the belly, and is cast out into the draught?

18 But those things which proceed out of the mouth come forth from the heart; and they defile the man.--Matthew 15





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John 8:4-11King James Version (KJV)

4 They say unto him, Master, this woman was taken in adultery, in the very act.

5 Now Moses in the law commanded us, that such should be stoned: but what sayest thou?

6 This they said, tempting him, that they might have to accuse him. But Jesus stooped down, and with his finger wrote on the ground, as though he heard them not.

7 So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her.

8 And again he stooped down, and wrote on the ground.

9 And they which heard it, being convicted by their own conscience, went out one by one, beginning at the eldest, even unto the last: and Jesus was left alone, and the woman standing in the midst.

10 When Jesus had lifted up himself, and saw none but the woman, he said unto her, Woman, where are those thine accusers? hath no man condemned thee?

11 She said, No man, Lord. And Jesus said unto her, Neither do I condemn thee: go, and sin no more.






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45 That ye may be the children of your Father which is in heaven: for he maketh his sun to rise on the evil and on the good, and sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust.




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43 And he straitly charged him, and forthwith sent him away;

44 And saith unto him, See thou say nothing to any man: but go thy way, shew thyself to the priest, and offer for thy cleansing those things which Moses commanded, for a testimony unto them.

45 But he went out, and began to publish it much, and to blaze abroad the matter, insomuch that Jesus could no more openly enter into the city, but was without in desert places: and they came to him from every quarter.--Mark 1




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29 Then touched he their eyes, saying, According to your faith be it unto you.

30 And their eyes were opened; and Jesus straitly charged them, saying, See that no man know it.

31 But they, when they were departed, spread abroad his fame in all that country.--Matthew 9




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Re: I hate being Catholic! FUCK this shit! [Re: ballsalsa] * 1
    #21695121 - 05/18/15 04:33 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

That such be stoned:awebigvaped:


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Re: I hate being Catholic! FUCK this shit! [Re: ballsalsa]
    #21695320 - 05/18/15 05:40 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

Man, I cannot understand a word of the Lord.

Why is the English all garbled up?

Can we have a 2015 Bible version?


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Re: I hate being Catholic! FUCK this shit! [Re: Almond Flour] * 2
    #21695380 - 05/18/15 05:58 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Almond Flour said:
I can't help it. I seriously cant. I wish I never discovered the truth within the Holy Catholic faith. Its horrible. Knowing the truth of the Gospel and God's kingdom but being bound to a secular world. To see it's influence on everything, everyone you love, and even yourself.

I want to shut it off sometimes, to not be set against everything and everyone within the prevailing values, norms, and beliefs.

I wish I could just say FUCK it. Take a fat ass bong rip, grab a 40, have premarital sex left and right, do whatever it takes for fucking wads of cash.

But I can't man, I have seen the truth of where that shit unchained leads. What happens to each of us when we say "fuck you God" and do whatever we want :bottledup:




Are you Ned Flanders?


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Re: I hate being Catholic! FUCK this shit! [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #21695386 - 05/18/15 06:00 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

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LogicaL Chaos said:
Man, I cannot understand a word of the Lord.

Why is the English all garbled up?

Can we have a 2015 Bible version?





while it isnt quite 2015, and is technically a paraphrase, you should check out the Living Bible by Ken Taylor

unlike most bibles written in modern language, it was written with adults in mind, but is mostly understandable by kids too

its even an interpretation that most evangelical Christians accept

Edited by Adolin (05/18/15 06:02 PM)

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