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OfflineAlmond Flour
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Re: I hate being Catholic! FUCK this shit! [Re: WeAreAnchors]
    #21695893 - 05/18/15 08:23 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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you cant prove that! it certainly isnt how the bible says it is.




People were constantly getting spoken to in their dreams by God in the Good Book. Many Saints in the Catholic Church received visions by God while sleeping


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Re: I hate being Catholic! FUCK this shit! [Re: Almond Flour]
    #21695906 - 05/18/15 08:24 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I agree with Wiccan Seeker. With a keen eye, one can definitely see Gods influence in their life and "Speaking" to them through events and occurrences in their everyday life


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Re: I hate being Catholic! FUCK this shit! [Re: Almond Flour]
    #21695920 - 05/18/15 08:26 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

And I will say yes its true. There are Christians out there who claim God directly speaks to them in an actual "Voice". I met some at the prayer vigil I attended to end abortion. I have to say even I am a little skeptical on this


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Re: I hate being Catholic! FUCK this shit! [Re: Almond Flour]
    #21695986 - 05/18/15 08:41 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

oh I know, anyone can talk to God, I know that. Isnt that one of the many abilites revealed by the Sacred Mushroom?


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Re: I hate being Catholic! FUCK this shit! [Re: Almond Flour]
    #21696022 - 05/18/15 08:50 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Appropriate,



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Re: I hate being Catholic! FUCK this shit! [Re: Asante]
    #21696559 - 05/18/15 10:46 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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I think god is an asshole for not getting a phone service and giving out his number. just a fucking asshole. We finally have a way to communicate with him without seeing him face to face just like the God seems to want and he doesn't want any of it. Too direct? I guess that would require more than hallucinations




He does with me. Sober, high, while awake and while dreaming. He backs it up with pre-announced synchronicities too to alleviate some of the doubt.

If you are truly ready to pick up the phone of your heart and dial, he'll answer. The number is 1.

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If you are having a conversation with god you are hallucinating. and you need to seriously consider seeing a therapist.




What's hallucinating? Protip: its not sensing something that isn't there.

A therapist is for when you are ill and cannot hack it. My conversations with God give me nothing but benefits in life.



I agree if you are having a back and forth conversation with God you're crazy. Even preachers don't claim to talk DIRECTLY to God.


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Re: I hate being Catholic! FUCK this shit! [Re: Suspector]
    #21697163 - 05/19/15 04:51 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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He has done nothing to help suffering. Absolutely nothing.




Without God there wouldnt be you or the universe to be you in. I think death is a really good move to curb suffering, personally.

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I agree if you are having a back and forth conversation with God you're crazy. Even preachers don't claim to talk DIRECTLY to God.




Crazy is what you don;t understand. Many priests do by the way, as well as many regular believers.

Talking with God is the natural state of mankind.

I'm a servant of God so God and I have a very personal relationship.


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Re: I hate being Catholic! FUCK this shit! [Re: Almond Flour]
    #21697191 - 05/19/15 05:19 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Oh my god Almond Flour, you're such a martyr man!
Kind of like that guy, from that book you pretend to love.


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Re: I hate being Catholic! FUCK this shit! [Re: Asante]
    #21697199 - 05/19/15 05:25 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Do you partake in the Eucharist?

Best thing you can do now is get in private one on one conversation with God. God wants things of you that lie beyond the fixed dogma of Roman Catholicism, churches are a guide for those who cannot hear the voice of God and those who seek to adhere to tradition.

Let God in your heart, all the way in. And communicate. He wants to, if you are willing, but will not force you.




This is actually really good advice!
Makes me feel a bit bad about writing a sarcastic, vindictive post.

Just a little bit... :wink:


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Re: I hate being Catholic! FUCK this shit! [Re: Turtletotem]
    #21697225 - 05/19/15 05:38 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Oh my god Almond Flour, you're such a martyr man!
Kind of like that guy, from that book you pretend to love.




But I thought Jesus suffered so we didn't have to?  What was the sacrifice Jesus made exactly again?  How does that deal work?  I forget.


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Re: I hate being Catholic! FUCK this shit! [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #21697247 - 05/19/15 05:55 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I am God. So i talk to myself for guidance


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Re: I hate being Catholic! FUCK this shit! [Re: moonrockmushy] * 1
    #21697273 - 05/19/15 06:18 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Turtletotem said:
Oh my god Almond Flour, you're such a martyr man!
Kind of like that guy, from that book you pretend to love.




But I thought Jesus suffered so we didn't have to?  What was the sacrifice Jesus made exactly again?  How does that deal work?  I forget.




No God, who was also Jesus, sacrificed his only son, who was himself, so that the eating of the apple would be forgiven but not really because we still carry original sin for some reason.

Churches and dogma are crazy, if you want Christ in your heart, do it. You don't need a priest or stone building for that.
If my memory is right, the early Christians didn't have any of that shit either.
Churches and priests sounds more like a... ROMAN institution.


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Re: I hate being Catholic! FUCK this shit! [Re: Turtletotem]
    #21697276 - 05/19/15 06:21 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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if you want Christ in your heart, do it. You don't need a priest or stone building for that.




Exactly. Go for it. Make sure though, by your definitions, that the one you are letting in is Christ though.


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Re: I hate being Catholic! FUCK this shit! [Re: Asante]
    #21697281 - 05/19/15 06:24 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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if you want Christ in your heart, do it. You don't need a priest or stone building for that.




Exactly. Go for it. Make sure though, by your definitions, that the one you are letting in is Christ though.




Haha, true. How could you tell, though? Sometimes spirits are very deceptive.

Maybe ask your local pagan Shaman to help you find Christ and let Him in your heart! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:



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Re: I hate being Catholic! FUCK this shit! [Re: Asante]
    #21697283 - 05/19/15 06:26 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

It's easy to follow the bible once you cherry pick everything. Just basically build your own form of Christianity because the bible is not compatible with the modern era UNLESS you cherry pick shit. Believing every word in the bible I think leads to resentful and oppressive people and or mindsets. Jesus should be on everyone's own terms, not the bibles.

My religion though is home cooked over 31 years. I consider Christianity, Islam and Judaism to be the McDonalds of Spirituality. It's chewy, stale, and a very uninteresting recipe.


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Re: I hate being Catholic! FUCK this shit! [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #21697285 - 05/19/15 06:27 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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I consider Christianity, Islam and Judaism to be the McDonalds of Spirituality.




:rofl:

That is both really funny and actually well put!


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Re: I hate being Catholic! FUCK this shit! [Re: Turtletotem]
    #21697957 - 05/19/15 10:49 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Turtletotem said:
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Apollyphelion said:
I consider Christianity, Islam and Judaism to be the McDonalds of Spirituality.




:rofl:

That is both really funny and actually well put!



And completely false :aweohyou:


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Re: I hate being Catholic! FUCK this shit! [Re: Almond Flour]
    #21697966 - 05/19/15 10:51 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Almond Flour said:
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Turtletotem said:
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Apollyphelion said:
I consider Christianity, Islam and Judaism to be the McDonalds of Spirituality.




:rofl:

That is both really funny and actually well put!



And completely false :aweohyou:




Sure thing pal! Gotta protect that ego of yours! YOU ALWAYS MAKE THE RIGHT DECISION AND ARE MUCH MORE SPIRITUAL AND DEVOUT THEN OTHER PEOPLE ALMOND FLOUR!!! GOOD JOB MAN!

Did you picket any  abortion clinics lately?


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Re: I hate being Catholic! FUCK this shit! [Re: Turtletotem]
    #21697980 - 05/19/15 10:55 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Turtletotem said:
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Almond Flour said:
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Turtletotem said:
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Apollyphelion said:
I consider Christianity, Islam and Judaism to be the McDonalds of Spirituality.




:rofl:

That is both really funny and actually well put!



And completely false :aweohyou:




Sure thing pal! Gotta protect that ego of yours! YOU ALWAYS MAKE THE RIGHT DECISION AND ARE MUCH MORE SPIRITUAL AND DEVOUT THEN OTHER PEOPLE ALMOND FLOUR!!! GOOD JOB MAN!

Did you picket any  abortion clinics lately?




You have to be fucking kidding me. Making a reference to fast, shitty food, devoid of nutritional value in comparison with the faith to over a billion followers and IM the one who is being smug?

Ya fucking right pal. :stonedjerk: nice try though


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Re: I hate being Catholic! FUCK this shit! [Re: Almond Flour] * 2
    #21698039 - 05/19/15 11:20 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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You have to be fucking kidding me. Making a reference to fast, shitty food, devoid of nutritional value in comparison with the faith to over a billion followers and IM the one who is being smug?

Ya fucking right pal. :stonedjerk: nice try though




Make fun of my spirituality all you want, but I'll be damned if I let you insult Mc D right in front of me!
It's tasty, available all over the world, and consistent in what you get. I don't see why you got to be butthurt about it.


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