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Re: I hate being Catholic! FUCK this shit! [Re: Almond Flour] 2
#21695420 - 05/18/15 06:13 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Do you partake in the Eucharist?
Best thing you can do now is get in private one on one conversation with God. God wants things of you that lie beyond the fixed dogma of Roman Catholicism, churches are a guide for those who cannot hear the voice of God and those who seek to adhere to tradition.
Let God in your heart, all the way in. And communicate. He wants to, if you are willing, but will not force you.
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ipraytomushrooms said: Lol that people still believe this shit
Jesus cried like a little bitch as the Romans drove those spikes through his hands lol
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Re: I hate being Catholic! FUCK this shit! [Re: Asante]
#21695448 - 05/18/15 06:22 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Mark my words. If you are having a conversation with god you are hallucinating. and you need to seriously consider seeing a therapist.
How come it is considered normal to have a conversation with god? But if someone says they talked to god through their shoe they would be considered crazy?
I think god is an asshole for not getting a phone service and giving out his number. just a fucking asshole. We finally have a way to communicate with him without seeing him face to face just like the God seems to want and he doesn't want any of it. Too direct? I guess that would require more than hallucinations
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Re: I hate being Catholic! FUCK this shit! [Re: Suspector] 1
#21695497 - 05/18/15 06:40 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Suspector said: I think god is an asshole for not getting a phone service and giving out his number. just a fucking asshole. We finally have a way to communicate with him without seeing him face to face just like the God seems to want and he doesn't want any of it. Too direct? I guess that would require more than hallucinations
He does with me. Sober, high, while awake and while dreaming. He backs it up with pre-announced synchronicities too to alleviate some of the doubt.
If you are truly ready to pick up the phone of your heart and dial, he'll answer. The number is 1.
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If you are having a conversation with god you are hallucinating. and you need to seriously consider seeing a therapist.
What's hallucinating? Protip: its not sensing something that isn't there.
A therapist is for when you are ill and cannot hack it. My conversations with God give me nothing but benefits in life.
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Re: I hate being Catholic! FUCK this shit! [Re: Asante]
#21695516 - 05/18/15 06:45 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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i feel like this thread is a trap
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Re: I hate being Catholic! FUCK this shit! [Re: Salomon]
#21695520 - 05/18/15 06:46 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: I hate being Catholic! FUCK this shit! [Re: Asante]
#21695526 - 05/18/15 06:47 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Hallucination by dictionary definition: A sensory experience of something that does not exist outside the mind, caused by various physical and mental disorders, or by reaction to certain toxic substances, and usually manifested as visual or auditory images.
In other words. You have no evidence. You are most likely hallucinating. No one said a hallucination couldn't benefit anyone. You are just tricking yourself. Good job
Nonetheless, you are hallucinating if you claim to have spoken to any god for that matter, and have received a response. Any one who disagrees enjoys hallucinating also. That is all there is to it. It is really common in religious folk
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Re: I hate being Catholic! FUCK this shit! [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#21695536 - 05/18/15 06:50 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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i just happen to like the way the king james version sounds in my head. There are many translations, from many time periods, available for a quick read at biblegateway.com.
when i have touble interpreting a given passage, i read it in several versions to try and get it.
i highly recommend the new testament. even if you don't believe in god, jesus says some pretty cool stuff about people being cool to each other etc.
also, i highly recommend Leviticus, because the extremely specific rules and punishments are pretty funny at times
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Re: I hate being Catholic! FUCK this shit! [Re: Suspector] 1
#21695542 - 05/18/15 06:51 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Nonetheless, you are hallucinating if you claim to have spoken to any god for that matter, and have received a response. Any one who disagrees enjoys hallucinating also.
See? And you call God an asshole for not communicating. You'd shit out a kidney and run to a quack if he did speak out.
Hes doing you a favor by keeping things indirect with you, you couldnt handle direct contact at this point in time.
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Re: I hate being Catholic! FUCK this shit! [Re: ballsalsa]
#21695558 - 05/18/15 06:56 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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I think god is an asshole for not getting a phone service and giving out his number. just a fucking asshole.



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Re: I hate being Catholic! FUCK this shit! [Re: Almond Flour] 2
#21695601 - 05/18/15 07:11 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Almond Flour said: I can't help it. I seriously cant. I wish I never discovered the truth within the Holy Catholic faith. Its horrible. Knowing the truth of the Gospel and God's kingdom but being bound to a secular world. To see it's influence on everything, everyone you love, and even yourself.
I want to shut it off sometimes, to not be set against everything and everyone within the prevailing values, norms, and beliefs.
I wish I could just say FUCK it. Take a fat ass bong rip, grab a 40, have premarital sex left and right, do whatever it takes for fucking wads of cash.
But I can't man, I have seen the truth of where that shit unchained leads. What happens to each of us when we say "fuck you God" and do whatever we want 
I understand your conundrum. I, myself, find it absolutely impossible to believe in some mystical creature and will refuse to respect the dictats of a bunch of proven pedophiles and freakshows who wear clown hats. But then again I do not desire to. I also do not hew to the prevailing values vis a vis the flying spaghetti monster. Please tell me all about what you perceive has happened to me from saying, "fuck you, god" I can assure you that it didn't lead to me doing whatever the fuck I want. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is not a prerequisite to lead a moral life and is, in my opinion, a detriment to doing so. The god botherers can excuse all kinds of horrors in the name of god
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Re: I hate being Catholic! FUCK this shit! [Re: Asante]
#21695625 - 05/18/15 07:17 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Asante said:
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Nonetheless, you are hallucinating if you claim to have spoken to any god for that matter, and have received a response. Any one who disagrees enjoys hallucinating also.
See? And you call God an asshole for not communicating. You'd shit out a kidney and run to a quack if he did speak out.
Hes doing you a favor by keeping things indirect with you, you couldnt handle direct contact at this point in time.
God talks to me all the time
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Re: I hate being Catholic! FUCK this shit! [Re: ballsalsa]
#21695643 - 05/18/15 07:20 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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You dont have to renounce God or Jesus to acknowledge the falsehood of many organized religions. It is well known that the bible has been changed many times, by many governing bodies. NOT austere, pious, heartfelt men.(although im sure many have. God and Jesus will forgive you for your sins if they were accidental and you truly repent. Of course, one must understand why his/her actions are wrong, so that is part of the process.
The truth is, the Bible is invariably innacurate, in terms of a historical document. Reality, on the other hand, is reality.
I know this seems blasphemous, but God knows that what I say is true. You wont suffer eternally for making love with a woman or a man. You will be guilty of sin if you kill in cold blood.
God is present in your psyche/heart if you arent full of evil/suffering.
as long as your intention is not to harm, reality will reveal itself to you as it is meant to be
Pray often and regularly for the Truth and understanding. This last line is directed to all who read it
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Re: I hate being Catholic! FUCK this shit! [Re: WeAreAnchors]
#21695653 - 05/18/15 07:23 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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if God is real, you will be heard
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Re: I hate being Catholic! FUCK this shit! [Re: zappaisgod]
#21695656 - 05/18/15 07:24 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: I hate being Catholic! FUCK this shit! [Re: Almond Flour]
#21695667 - 05/18/15 07:26 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Almond Flour said: I can't help it. I seriously cant. I wish I never discovered the truth within the Holy Catholic faith. Its horrible. Knowing the truth of the Gospel and God's kingdom but being bound to a secular world. To see it's influence on everything, everyone you love, and even yourself.
I want to shut it off sometimes, to not be set against everything and everyone within the prevailing values, norms, and beliefs.
I wish I could just say FUCK it. Take a fat ass bong rip, grab a 40, have premarital sex left and right, do whatever it takes for fucking wads of cash.
But I can't man, I have seen the truth of where that shit unchained leads. What happens to each of us when we say "fuck you God" and do whatever we want 
So why are you Catholic again?
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Re: I hate being Catholic! FUCK this shit! [Re: ChinChiller]
#21695716 - 05/18/15 07:36 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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eternal suffering is an effective motivator
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Re: I hate being Catholic! FUCK this shit! [Re: Asante]
#21695782 - 05/18/15 08:02 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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WeAreAnchors said: eternal suffering is an effective motivator
Yeah OP was brainwashed as a child with the concept of Hell. One of the earliest concepts, and the most repeated concept, is Heaven and Hell for the religious.
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Nonetheless, you are hallucinating if you claim to have spoken to any god for that matter, and have received a response. Any one who disagrees enjoys hallucinating also.
See? And you call God an asshole for not communicating. You'd shit out a kidney and run to a quack if he did speak out.
Hes doing you a favor by keeping things indirect with you, you couldnt handle direct contact at this point in time.
LOL, Honestly, I wouldn't want to talk to the prick even if he existed. He has done nothing to help suffering. Absolutely nothing. That is all that needs to be said. Is that he is a sadomasochistic, lazy piece of shit.
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Re: I hate being Catholic! FUCK this shit! [Re: Asante]
#21695860 - 05/18/15 08:17 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Asante said:
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Suspector said: I think god is an asshole for not getting a phone service and giving out his number. just a fucking asshole. We finally have a way to communicate with him without seeing him face to face just like the God seems to want and he doesn't want any of it. Too direct? I guess that would require more than hallucinations
He does with me. Sober, high, while awake and while dreaming. He backs it up with pre-announced synchronicities too to alleviate some of the doubt.
If you are truly ready to pick up the phone of your heart and dial, he'll answer. The number is 1.
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If you are having a conversation with god you are hallucinating. and you need to seriously consider seeing a therapist.
What's hallucinating? Protip: its not sensing something that isn't there.
A therapist is for when you are ill and cannot hack it. My conversations with God give me nothing but benefits in life.
I like that Well worded
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Re: I hate being Catholic! FUCK this shit! [Re: Suspector]
#21695889 - 05/18/15 08:22 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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you cant prove that! it certainly isnt how the bible says it is.
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