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Re: No sex for 5 years OR no drugs for 5 years? Which would you choose. [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #21694698 - 05/18/15 02:10 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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The Doobie Dude said:
This thread should be renamed.

Become JustForToday OR no drugs for 5 years?  Which would you choose?




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Re: No sex for 5 years OR no drugs for 5 years? Which would you choose. [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21694711 - 05/18/15 02:15 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I've been through a 5 year sex drought already that ended last year.

I would have n problem doing it again.


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Re: No sex for 5 years OR no drugs for 5 years? Which would you choose. [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21694712 - 05/18/15 02:15 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

No sex, totally.


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Re: No sex for 5 years OR no drugs for 5 years? Which would you choose. [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21694723 - 05/18/15 02:19 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

No sex.

Pussy has gotten me in more trouble in my life than any drug! I would happily spend the next 5 years of my life jerking off to pornhub while high as a kite. No b.s. conversation, no foreplay (boreplay), no buying dinner, no more KIDS, no unintelligible arguements over hormonal perceptions or feelings. I think I could live like that quite happily.

So, where do I sign up?


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Re: No sex for 5 years OR no drugs for 5 years? Which would you choose. [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #21694726 - 05/18/15 02:20 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I'm teetering on the fence about this now...
If I had an infinite amount of dope during these 5 years, I could without a doubt go with no sex.


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Re: No sex for 5 years OR no drugs for 5 years? Which would you choose. [Re: Ncogneato]
    #21694729 - 05/18/15 02:23 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

@ Ncogneato "Pussy has gotten me in more trouble in my life than any drug" TRUE DAT.

:nyan: Drugs all the way


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Re: No sex for 5 years OR no drugs for 5 years? Which would you choose. [Re: Bigfeely123]
    #21694748 - 05/18/15 02:28 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

shit just got real... .. thank the gods we dont have to really make a choice.lol


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Re: No sex for 5 years OR no drugs for 5 years? Which would you choose. [Re: abductee]
    #21694754 - 05/18/15 02:30 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Don't thank god. He doesn't want you doing either. You blasphemer! :lol:


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the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk,
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Re: No sex for 5 years OR no drugs for 5 years? Which would you choose. [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #21694761 - 05/18/15 02:32 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

The Doobie Dude said:
This thread should be renamed.

Become JustForToday OR no drugs for 5 years?  Which would you choose?




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Re: No sex for 5 years OR no drugs for 5 years? Which would you choose. [Re: kr0nik0] * 2
    #21694777 - 05/18/15 02:35 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Honestly, I think it would be a harder choice for me to pick between masturbation and sex for the next 5 years.  I mean if I choose sex is someone like obligated to have sex with me, or is it all up to me to find sexual partners?  I might just end up jerking off for five years anyway and just not be able to do drugs, which would suck.  Sitting around getting high and jerking off isn't exactly torture in my mind, I could live like that no problem.

Also what if you got sick?  You'd be screwed.


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Re: No sex for 5 years OR no drugs for 5 years? Which would you choose. [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #21694780 - 05/18/15 02:36 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

No drugs . easy I need sexy time.


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Re: No sex for 5 years OR no drugs for 5 years? Which would you choose. [Re: kr0nik0]
    #21694781 - 05/18/15 02:36 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I have consent, he showed me how and lighted my path.lol


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Re: No sex for 5 years OR no drugs for 5 years? Which would you choose. [Re: abductee]
    #21694805 - 05/18/15 02:43 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

kinda wish I had a hot single hippie chick friend about now..lol


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Re: No sex for 5 years OR no drugs for 5 years? Which would you choose. [Re: abductee]
    #21694809 - 05/18/15 02:43 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I think some of you guys are missing the point a bit. This isn't directed at you btw, abductee.

It's not so much about the sex as it is about attention and affection from someone that you care about for 5 years.
Could you really handle that?

Drugs can't replace that imo. With the exception of what I said earlier, infinite amount of heroin...


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mad to be saved,
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Re: No sex for 5 years OR no drugs for 5 years? Which would you choose. [Re: kr0nik0] * 1
    #21694825 - 05/18/15 02:49 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I take no offences,.. I could not go without the affection of my loved one, nor could I deny her what is so freely given.. Atlas, I am alone and my heart will bear such no fruit.


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Re: No sex for 5 years OR no drugs for 5 years? Which would you choose. [Re: abductee]
    #21694829 - 05/18/15 02:50 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

no drugs


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Re: No sex for 5 years OR no drugs for 5 years? Which would you choose. [Re: kr0nik0]
    #21694864 - 05/18/15 03:00 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

It's not so much about the sex as it is about attention and affection from someone that you care about for 5 years.
Could you really handle that?




No  :awenuhuh:  it's actually about the sex, unless sex is the only way you know how to express those things


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Re: No sex for 5 years OR no drugs for 5 years? Which would you choose. [Re: Bigfeely123]
    #21694867 - 05/18/15 03:01 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

No drugs. Sex is awesome


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Re: No sex for 5 years OR no drugs for 5 years? Which would you choose. [Re: ManianFH]
    #21694881 - 05/18/15 03:04 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I will smoke to that.


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Re: No sex for 5 years OR no drugs for 5 years? Which would you choose. [Re: abductee]
    #21695085 - 05/18/15 04:20 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

@abudctee, "kinda wish I had a hot single hippie chick friend about now..lol"

I sometimes wish the same but then question wether a "hippie chick" would really like me for me OR for my drugs.

I guess this question is a little harder for you folks with a significant other.

@moonrockmushy, to answer you question: No-someone is not obligated to have sex with you whenever you want. You will not automatically receive a sex slave if you choose the option of no drugs for 5 years, sorry. hehe :tongue: It is up to you to find some sugar tail.

NOR will you receive an infinite supply of whatever drug you wish for the next 5 years if you choose no sex for 5 years. If you had an unlimited arsenal of drugs every day for 5 years that would end up being a looooootttt of drugs consumed. :eek:

That being said, personally, I'd still choose no sex for 5 years over no drugs for 5 years.


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