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OfflineMental Taco
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List of Alternative highs. Clean for testing.
    #21694468 - 05/18/15 12:55 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Alternative highs, that are worth it.
And dont show on a piss test.

Used the search and couldnt find a good list so i wanted to start this post as a list of substances that have a (worthwhile) psychoactive affect and dont show up on a common urinalysis.

Well i really need to get my shit sober. One part for my sanity, two parts for my family, somewhat because randoms at work. (I dont want to use synthetic urine so dont comment and say use fake pee)

Anyways i have been using pot daily for more than a decade and in quitting i do not want to turn into an alcoholic like many others before me. I use opiates and benzos off and on more than twice a week, used to be daily but i tapered.... I would just quit all except bud cuz its never done me wrong but my family and some friends blame it for some other issues i have and i hate falling into a stoner stereotype. (Funny the people who judge me for toking are all alcoholics :facepalm:)

Onto the real purpose of this post!

I would like to compile a list for people like me seeking alternative psychoactive substance that do not show up on drug test. I would add in "legal" also but i dont want to exclude psychs. (Psychs can be tested for but usually arent and dont stay in your system long)

So help me make the list!!

Ill start:
Coffee (mild stimulant)
Kratom (i will be using to replace weed to relax and also opies) (also a good stimulant)
Shrooms (fun, ect.)
Cactus (fun, ect.)
LSD (fun, ect.)
Salvia (fun, ect.)
Phenibut (anxiety, relaxation)
DPH (sleep, anxiety, relaxation)
Beer (help with benzo withdrawal, relaxation)
DXM (disociative/sleepaid use sparingly)
Nitrous! (Fun but crack)

Caution: remember everything in moderation, use at your own risk. (Obviously)


Mod note: posting this in the pub.... But feel free to move if it will better suit another board. Thx.


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Re: List of Alternative highs. Clean for testing. [Re: Mental Taco]
    #21694532 - 05/18/15 01:13 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Anal. (Fun, etc)


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Re: List of Alternative highs. Clean for testing. [Re: ak47myth]
    #21694543 - 05/18/15 01:17 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Jessop Jessop Jessop (wild but acrid)

Clarky Cat (Insane but mental)


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Re: List of Alternative highs. Clean for testing. [Re: Mental Taco]
    #21694569 - 05/18/15 01:25 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

ketamine
mxe
ether
nicotine
morning glory
hawaiian baby woodrose
synthetic cannabinoids
fentanyl and its analogs
iboga/ibogaine
methaqualone and its analogs


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Re: List of Alternative highs. Clean for testing. [Re: Connoisseur]
    #21694581 - 05/18/15 01:28 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Synthetic tryptamines
Jenkem


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Re: List of Alternative highs. Clean for testing. [Re: TopPmz]
    #21694591 - 05/18/15 01:31 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

really the list of drugs that cant be tested for is much longer than the list of ones that can (at least on standard drug tests)

the ones they test for are just the substances most commonly used in society


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Re: List of Alternative highs. Clean for testing. [Re: Connoisseur] * 1
    #21694631 - 05/18/15 01:43 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Cheesing :awepuss:


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Re: List of Alternative highs. Clean for testing. [Re: twelvelookslikeu]
    #21694658 - 05/18/15 01:52 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Enclosing human excrement in a jar for several weeks and then opening it up and huffing it like a champ (fun, etc).


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Re: List of Alternative highs. Clean for testing. [Re: ipraytomushrooms]
    #21694821 - 05/18/15 02:48 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

ipraytomushrooms said:
Enclosing human excrement in a jar for several weeks and then opening it up and huffing it like a champ (fun, etc).




Rt
Mmmmm,....sounds exhilarating!

Don't forget to brush your teeth afterward!


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Re: List of Alternative highs. Clean for testing. [Re: Ncogneato]
    #21694841 - 05/18/15 02:52 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Wow I totally forgot about DMT/ayahuasca also


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Re: List of Alternative highs. Clean for testing. [Re: Mental Taco]
    #21694949 - 05/18/15 03:28 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Mental Taco said:

Phenibut (anxiety, relaxation)




Love this stuff, I just ordered some more. Etizolam also doesn't show on tests as far as I know, but false positives might be possible.


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Re: List of Alternative highs. Clean for testing. [Re: Synthe]
    #21694956 - 05/18/15 03:31 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Synthe said:
Quote:

Mental Taco said:

Phenibut (anxiety, relaxation)




Love this stuff, I just ordered some more. Etizolam also doesn't show on tests as far as I know, but false positives might be possible.




Shouldn't it show for a benzo? :strokebeard:


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Re: List of Alternative highs. Clean for testing. [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #21694969 - 05/18/15 03:37 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

no mentions of gas duster? tsk tsk shroomery


gas duster/compressed air is by far the best legal high. anyone who tells you it's unsafe is a drug-war shill


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Re: List of Alternative highs. Clean for testing. [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #21695112 - 05/18/15 04:28 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Quote:

Synthe said:
Quote:

Mental Taco said:

Phenibut (anxiety, relaxation)




Love this stuff, I just ordered some more. Etizolam also doesn't show on tests as far as I know, but false positives might be possible.




Shouldn't it show for a benzo? :strokebeard:



That's the false positive that it may give. Its technically a thienodiazapene, not a benzodiazapene.


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Re: List of Alternative highs. Clean for testing. [Re: TopPmz]
    #21695146 - 05/18/15 04:40 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Kratom and psychedelics. Although Psych's can be tested for they never are unless they have suspicion your using them. MDMA doesn't fall in this category obviously though.


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Re: List of Alternative highs. Clean for testing. [Re: Mental Taco]
    #21695225 - 05/18/15 05:04 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

DXM can cause a false positive for opiates.


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Re: List of Alternative highs. Clean for testing. [Re: lowbrow]
    #21695589 - 05/18/15 07:07 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

also it can cause a false positive for pcp


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Re: List of Alternative highs. Clean for testing. [Re: Connoisseur]
    #21695780 - 05/18/15 08:01 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Snowboarding
Climbing mountains
Tai Chi
Yoga
Playing musical instruments with people
Camping
Concerts

Don't think those will hit a drug test.  Honestly, summiting a huge fucking mountain a better high than drugs.


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Re: List of Alternative highs. Clean for testing. [Re: Mental Taco]
    #21695892 - 05/18/15 08:23 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

none

just get clean?

:sunny:


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Re: List of Alternative highs. Clean for testing. [Re: All We Perceive]
    #21696060 - 05/18/15 08:58 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Connoisseur said:
Wow I totally forgot about DMT/ayahuasca also



Me too! cant forget that!!

Quote:

All We Perceive said:
Snowboarding
Climbing mountains
Tai Chi
Yoga
Playing musical instruments with people
Camping
Concerts

Don't think those will hit a drug test.  Honestly, summiting a huge fucking mountain a better high than drugs.



Couldnt agree more. Even something as simple as listening to a good song can make me feel great!


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