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1Funkymarble90
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I needa script yoo
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I'm on probation with random drug testing I need a fuckin script for something should I jus snap my finger and hopefully I'll get a hydrocodone script fuck lol foreal tho I needa get fucked up without going to jail
So dumb but almost worth it haha
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I briefly considered falling down the stairs to get an opiate script. Then I stopped snorting benzos and quit painkillers and snapped out of it
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you sir are not smart enuff to manipulate a doc into giving you a "script" of anything good...
you get buspar and SSRI's,thats what you'll recieve
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just do LSD and don't get caught
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1Funkymarble90
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Na I got a Klonopin script easily which I'm considering going back to try and get on
I just want a quick opiate script so I can get fucked up legally on probation without problems I could handle a broken finger for a bottle of hydro lol
I got plenty of LSD I been dosing too much lately lol need a T break for a few weeks then I plan on going for a high dose
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the fuck is this shit?
heres an idea.. how about going through probation like a man clean up, and then when probation is done do whatever you goddamned please
that way you wont have the stress of trying to fool the court or the stress of passing a piss test.
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Quote:
1Funkymarble90 said: I'm on probation with random drug testing I need a fuckin script for something should I jus snap my finger and hopefully I'll get a hydrocodone script fuck lol foreal tho I needa get fucked up without going to jail
So dumb but almost worth it haha
You're on probation and get randomly drug tested and you still want to use drugs? You, sir, are not very smart. Think about what you're doing with your life. The drugs have you in a fog of bad decision making. You need to stop using drugs and get your life together; things will be feel wayyy better at that point.
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I don't get how you do acid mid opiate addiction and not have a bad trip. isn't it telling you anything useful? Like to give it a break?
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Re: I needa script yoo [Re: rackem]
#21692893 - 05/17/15 11:35 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Ever tried Kratom? Legal opiate. Pretty sure that wouldn't interfere with any drug tests.
Mushrooms.
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1Funkymarble90
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Re: I needa script yoo [Re: ak47myth]
#21692908 - 05/17/15 11:38 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Lol I'm not mid opiate addiction I been on probation clean and sober for over 7 months I just wonna get fucked up nothing wrong with that. I'm not going to do it just was a funny idea I knew that type of response was coming lmao y'all are funny
I take Kratom all the time that's all I can do next to psychs
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Ahhhhh I get it meow.
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rob a pharmacy right now
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Just to make ya'll jealous, my wife went into an urgent care clinic trying to get a sonogram to see if she ovulated. While she was there, she mentioned that she was having abdominal pain from possibly ovulating, not really, but just to give them a reason to do the sonogram.
The doctor met her and told her he was sorry that they didn't have the right attachment for their sonogram, and wrote her a script for 20 percocets for the pain. Basically a consolation prize for waiting hours for nothing.
Maybe you could say you're having ovulation pains?
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Re: I needa script yoo [Re: zZZz] 3
#21693108 - 05/18/15 12:35 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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java script works pretty well for me
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It seems like some people misunderstood
OP wants a script to legally do drugs while on probation
Not to just get cheap drugs and violate probation like an idiot
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OP, there's a whole user created forum about this called Urb- Straight Coppin' Scripts. Direct your questions to Urb in that forum.
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I bet if you got a razor and sliced off the tip of your cock they would bring out the IV dilaudid. More pain more opiate gain.
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I knew this guy that broke his hand to try to get OCs. They gave him T3s.
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Re: I needa script yoo [Re: Dark_Star]
#21695352 - 05/18/15 05:50 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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I was reading not too long ago on phish.net about some late 90's phish show and some super sketch venue where some guy jumped into a firepit so people would feel bad and give him opiates
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Re: I needa script yoo [Re: Sheekle]
#21696491 - 05/18/15 10:30 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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VivaLaMushie
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Hippocampus said: Just to make ya'll jealous, my wife went into an urgent care clinic trying to get a sonogram to see if she ovulated. While she was there, she mentioned that she was having abdominal pain from possibly ovulating, not really, but just to give them a reason to do the sonogram.
The fuck?
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Hippocampus



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I meant ultrasound, not sonogram. If that clears it up
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It clears up the terminology part.
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Re: I needa script yoo [Re: Srirachi]
#21698743 - 05/19/15 03:06 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Damn, what people will do to get a handful of Percos. 20 of them? Those'll be history in 3 days.
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Re: I needa script yoo [Re: Dark_Star]
#21698771 - 05/19/15 03:16 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Dark_Star said: I knew this guy that broke his hand to try to get OCs. They gave him T3s. 

op, you could get appendicitis and then you get a lot of drugs. it sucks ass, but i got shot up with a lot of morphine and dilaudid.... then they switched me to percs and gave me a script. went back cause i got sick and was having pain and they wrote me a script for norcos. oh and i got shot up with some fat doses of morphine my hospital trip after the surgery.
i'm pretty sure the nurses i had just liked me because they fucking hooked me up. when i was there for appendicitis, i was getting morphine twice every 2 hours and then a shot of dilaudid, and repeat about 3 or 4 times. that or maybe i'm good at acting stupid towards medication. yesterday i simply told my nurse "that first shot didn't take all the pain away. i'm still feeling uncomfortable" and then she comes back with a FAT shot of morphine. enough to give me quite the rush.
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Re: I needa script yoo [Re: squidhead] 1
#21699287 - 05/19/15 05:28 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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it's not unbelievable. The opiate high is the best drug high out there bar none. it's a shame it's such a shitty habbit.
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I broke my finger snapped that bitch and got shot up with dilly and morph and now I got a fat 60 script of percs nigggggaaaaaaA
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zZZz
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pics or u lying bruh..
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1Funkymarble90 said: I broke my finger snapped that bitch and got shot up with dilly and morph and now I got a fat 60 script of percs nigggggaaaaaaA
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damn..... that's legit. props, i guess.
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1Funkymarble90 said: I broke my finger snapped that bitch and got shot up with dilly and morph and now I got a fat 60 script of percs nigggggaaaaaaA
That's just shameful.
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Re: I needa script yoo [Re: Dark_Star]
#21705932 - 05/21/15 11:01 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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When I fell in the shower and thought I busted my cheekbone up, even the Dr. was suprised it wasn't lol, he gave me dilaudid through IV for the pain twice, and a percocet before I left. I never asked for the medicine. the nurses would ask me my pain scale and i'd tell them a reasonable number (when you say 10, and you didn't just get mauled by a bear, you're a retard) and they'd bring in some medicine. When I left, I had a script for 5/325 percs 30 of them. that's RARE to get from an ER, but I mean, I was quiet, nice, appreciative, and plus you could tell my face was fucked up lol looked like I got punched by mike tyson.
woooo did my bf get some dirty looks walking out of the ER LOL
when i had my surgery in 09 to put a shunt in near my brain kinda, straight up before they gave me the sleepy medicine, my neurologist asked me what I wanted for pain afterwards. I was 19 at the time and wasn't sure, this was my first surgery and with it being on my head I knew I'd be in pain cause they had to stretch my ear back and cut deep in, so I talked to my mom and she said to say dilaudid. So I told him 'my mom told me to say dilaudid' and I woke up to a script of 60 dilaudid LOL then i called a few days later saying they were too strong for me so I got another script for 30 perc 10's.
I guess I didn't do too well after that surgery, they had a hard time waking me up and I was really sick and they almost admitted me but I guess I snapped out of it after they gave me some ginger ale.
that was a boring time. i think i took a month off work. maybe longer, dont remember.
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Back in my morphine and heroin days I would ask for a script for t3 to cover up my morphine habit
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ugh. morphine gives me the worsst headache. makes my entire body tingle, too and i hated it.
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I loved it... the Watson abg 100
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