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Offline1Funkymarble90
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I needa script yoo
    #21692856 - 05/17/15 11:24 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I'm on probation with random drug testing I need a fuckin script for something should I jus snap my finger and hopefully I'll get a hydrocodone script fuck lol foreal tho I needa get fucked up without going to jail

So dumb but almost worth it haha


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Re: I needa script yoo [Re: 1Funkymarble90]
    #21692865 - 05/17/15 11:27 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I briefly considered falling down the stairs to get an opiate script. Then I stopped snorting benzos and quit painkillers and snapped out of it :lol:


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Re: I needa script yoo [Re: 1Funkymarble90]
    #21692870 - 05/17/15 11:28 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

you sir are not smart enuff to manipulate a doc into giving you a "script" of anything good...


you get buspar and SSRI's,thats what you'll recieve


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Re: I needa script yoo [Re: 1Funkymarble90]
    #21692871 - 05/17/15 11:28 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

just do LSD and don't get caught


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Re: I needa script yoo [Re: Doctor Sponge]
    #21692878 - 05/17/15 11:30 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Na I got a Klonopin script easily which I'm considering going back to try and get on

I just want a quick opiate script so I can get fucked up legally on probation without problems
I could handle a broken finger for a bottle of hydro lol

I got plenty of LSD I been dosing too much lately lol need a T break for a few weeks then I plan on going for a high dose :thumbup:


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Re: I needa script yoo [Re: 1Funkymarble90] * 1
    #21692880 - 05/17/15 11:30 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

the fuck is this shit?

heres an idea.. how about going through probation like a man clean up, and then when probation is done do whatever you goddamned please

that way you wont have the stress of trying to fool the court or the stress of passing a piss test.


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Re: I needa script yoo [Re: 1Funkymarble90]
    #21692889 - 05/17/15 11:33 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

1Funkymarble90 said:
I'm on probation with random drug testing I need a fuckin script for something should I jus snap my finger and hopefully I'll get a hydrocodone script fuck lol foreal tho I needa get fucked up without going to jail

So dumb but almost worth it haha






You're on probation and get randomly drug tested and you still want to use drugs?
You, sir, are not very smart.
Think about what you're doing with your life.
The drugs have you in a fog of bad decision making.
You need to stop using drugs and get your life together; things will be feel wayyy better at that point.


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Re: I needa script yoo [Re: 1Funkymarble90]
    #21692891 - 05/17/15 11:33 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I don't get how you do acid mid opiate addiction and not have a bad trip. isn't it telling you anything useful? Like to give it a break?


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Re: I needa script yoo [Re: rackem]
    #21692893 - 05/17/15 11:35 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Ever tried Kratom? Legal opiate. Pretty sure that wouldn't interfere with any drug tests.

Mushrooms.


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Re: I needa script yoo [Re: ak47myth]
    #21692908 - 05/17/15 11:38 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Lol I'm not mid opiate addiction I been on probation clean and sober for over 7 months I just wonna get fucked up nothing wrong with that. I'm not going to do it just was a funny idea I knew that type of response was coming lmao y'all are funny

I take Kratom all the time that's all I can do next to psychs


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Re: I needa script yoo [Re: 1Funkymarble90]
    #21692916 - 05/17/15 11:39 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Ahhhhh I get it meow.


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Re: I needa script yoo [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #21692935 - 05/17/15 11:45 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

:derp: rob a pharmacy right now


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Re: I needa script yoo [Re: 1Funkymarble90]
    #21692941 - 05/17/15 11:46 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Just to make ya'll jealous, my wife went into an urgent care clinic trying to get a sonogram to see if she ovulated.  While she was there, she mentioned that she was having abdominal pain from possibly ovulating, not really, but just to give them a reason to do the sonogram. 

The doctor met her and told her he was sorry that they didn't have the right attachment for their sonogram, and wrote her a script for 20 percocets for the pain.  Basically a consolation prize for waiting hours for nothing. 

Maybe you could say you're having ovulation pains?


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Re: I needa script yoo [Re: Hippocampus]
    #21693074 - 05/18/15 12:25 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

meditate


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Re: I needa script yoo [Re: zZZz] * 3
    #21693108 - 05/18/15 12:35 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

java script works pretty well for me


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Re: I needa script yoo [Re: 1Funkymarble90]
    #21695052 - 05/18/15 04:10 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

It seems like some people misunderstood

OP wants a script to legally do drugs while on probation

Not to just get cheap drugs and violate probation like an idiot


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Re: I needa script yoo [Re: 1Funkymarble90]
    #21695097 - 05/18/15 04:23 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

OP, there's a whole user created forum about this called Urb- Straight Coppin' Scripts. Direct your questions to Urb in that forum.


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Re: I needa script yoo [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #21695111 - 05/18/15 04:28 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Stick your finger up your butt and scratch your insides till you rupture a hole then go to the hospital and get your pussy pills


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Re: I needa script yoo [Re: twelvelookslikeu]
    #21695130 - 05/18/15 04:35 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I bet if you got a razor and sliced off the tip of your cock they would bring out the IV dilaudid.  More pain more opiate gain.


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Re: I needa script yoo [Re: moonrockmushy] * 1
    #21695235 - 05/18/15 05:08 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I knew this guy that broke his hand to try to get OCs. They gave him T3s. :haha:


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