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Mr.PhilCybin
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Re: The OFFICIAL post your Pizza thread [Re: Doctor Sponge]
#21690314 - 05/17/15 12:05 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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learning sponge said: that pizza is monstrosity...
never in your life try to make pizza again
that pizza is still 10x's better than lil' sleazers I can tell you that
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Almond Flour
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Re: The OFFICIAL post your Pizza thread [Re: fapjack]
#21690376 - 05/17/15 12:25 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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fapjack said:

It didn't come out like I wanted, but it was buffalo pizza.
I have been cooking,pizza for almost a decade. You need to stretch the dough more. Those doughs you buy at trader joes can make a,big ass pizza dude. Stretch more don't use an 13-16 oz dough for a personal pizza.
was it,cooked in the,middle?
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Re: The OFFICIAL post your Pizza thread [Re: Almond Flour]
#21690393 - 05/17/15 12:30 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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there also wasn't enough water in that dough i think, and too much exterior flour when rolling.
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Re: The OFFICIAL post your Pizza thread [Re: teamkiller]
#21690707 - 05/17/15 01:58 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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teamkiller said: there also wasn't enough water in that dough i think, and too much exterior flour when rolling.
Flour isn't bad, if you stretch it, but,because the dough wasn't stretched out the flower didn't disperse
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Re: The OFFICIAL post your Pizza thread [Re: Almond Flour]
#21690935 - 05/17/15 03:11 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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I needed to stretch it? I pretty much just made a really big dumpling and threw it into the oven.
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Re: The OFFICIAL post your Pizza thread [Re: fapjack]
#21691423 - 05/17/15 05:16 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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fapjack said:

It didn't come out like I wanted, but it was buffalo pizza.
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Re: The OFFICIAL post your Pizza thread [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
#22279223 - 09/23/15 03:02 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: The OFFICIAL post your Pizza thread [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#22281541 - 09/23/15 10:26 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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mmmm spicy
will try and take a picture of the next one that i think looks delightful
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yeah it was a little spicy but not too bad. burnt the chapped lips for a few bits but I was so caught in the glory of pizza that it was all good like a minute later.
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Almond Flour
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Re: The OFFICIAL post your Pizza thread [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#22281621 - 09/23/15 11:00 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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IM back to being a pizza cook . For 10.50 per hour
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Re: The OFFICIAL post your Pizza thread [Re: Almond Flour]
#22281665 - 09/23/15 11:10 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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you get free pizza and a decent wage.
quit bitching.
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Re: The OFFICIAL post your Pizza thread [Re: Almond Flour]
#22281669 - 09/23/15 11:11 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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whaaa thats awesome almond flour everybody loves pizza. makin pizza is like an art. If your makin pizza ur making people happy. most people wish they could have a job like that in there wildest dreams
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Almond Flour
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It's not a bad job, but not what I would be expecting after 2 degrees and a small mountain of debt. The good news is they want me to be a manager when the new location opens....but pizza hours are horrific. Zero weekends off, 55-70 work weeks that waters down your salary to an average wage given the work load, and pretty stressful at times as it is kitchen work.
.....but at the end of the day I do enjoy it and I am damn good at it. Fun to have the spotlight on you as kids and adults watch with amazement as you toss dough up in the air. It is pretty cool to be able to do, and anytime friends or family want pizza they ask you to make it I am grateful I don't work at a mainline pizza place like pizza hut as well, but even they called me for an interview when I was looking for work again But my entire resume more than less is pizza, so that's no suprise
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Whenever my gf makes pizza using pre-made store-bought dough, I spank the fuck out of her. I'll leave it to you to imagine what happens if she goes for takeaway pizza.
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Almond Flour
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Re: The OFFICIAL post your Pizza thread [Re: koraks]
#22281724 - 09/23/15 11:24 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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koraks said: Whenever my gf makes pizza using pre-made store-bought dough, I spank the fuck out of her. I'll leave it to you to imagine what happens if she goes for takeaway pizza.
Ya I'd sooner buy an entire premade pizza like tombstone against those premade doughs.
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Re: The OFFICIAL post your Pizza thread [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#22281731 - 09/23/15 11:26 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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That is some custie ass looking pizza if I've ever seen it. Boo this man!
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Re: The OFFICIAL post your Pizza thread [Re: nicechrisman]
#22281734 - 09/23/15 11:28 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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. . .what a beta fuckin move.
ill have you know that the sriracha art is all me
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Edited by Mr.PhilCybin (09/23/15 11:47 PM)
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Almond Flour
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Re: The OFFICIAL post your Pizza thread [Re: Almond Flour]
#22281736 - 09/23/15 11:29 PM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Another good thing about knowing pizza inside and out is I have always been able to fall back on it. If I need a job, it's a real ace up the sleeve. I have walked into a pizza restaurant and they fired a guy just to bring me on board that day. Another cool thing is they rarely backround check....which helps when you are a felon. Pizza Hut or dominoes might though but probably not for the grunt workers and cooks
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Re: The OFFICIAL post your Pizza thread [Re: Almond Flour] 2
#22283165 - 09/24/15 10:39 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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Almond Flour - Total Posts 11,340 Banned: 09/24/15 08:50 AM - 11,232 Expires: 01/11/38 07:50 AM = 108 posts and 13 days... Reason: Inappropriate Post
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zid said (on 9/11): I had to check the ban list before I posted my number. Over/under (on Almond Flour) is one week from now or his next 100 posts. He's at 11,232 now.
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/22221168#22221168
Pretty close...
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Re: The OFFICIAL post your Pizza thread [Re: vinsue]
#22283185 - 09/24/15 10:47 AM (8 years, 4 months ago) |
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oh man imam have to come back with some pictures for this later!
I eat pizza for breakfast man, I love pizza
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