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I keep hearing things from down by the river.. some splashing and every now and then, a plunk...
    #21685205 - 05/15/15 11:11 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I literally grew up by a river.. every now and then my dad would take me down to the river, and teach me how to catch crabs and shrimp. but I never heard anything like that after I got to the mountains. Now, I'm in the Appalachian mountains and I'm starting to get worried some alien beast is giving birth to multiple babies by the river. There's no way one human person can take that many sheats, and I already threw all the rocks in the river.. so unless squirells are dropping out of the trees by some unseen tranq darts, what is causing this commotion by the river?

I'm afraid to go look, because if there really is the sasquatch, or some alien, and it sees me with my sharpened stick and small fillet knife, it might easily penetrate my tent at night, which is just a thin layer of fabric, and do something un-imaginable to me.

I feel like I should go check it out, but I'm stuck here, sweating, barely able to move in fear and the humidity keeps rising...

I HAVE TO GET OUT..
I'm so scared.


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Re: I keep hearing things from down by the river.. some splashing and every now and then, a plunk... [Re: Fiery]
    #21685212 - 05/15/15 11:12 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

ur freaking out bro


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Re: I keep hearing things from down by the river.. some splashing and every now and then, a plunk... [Re: Fiery]
    #21685215 - 05/15/15 11:13 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Seriously though.. I can face it.. hopefully my axe is still by the woodpile. Or.. maybe I should go unarmed?


thoughts? I HAVE TO GET OUT.

I feel like the damn dwarves in the LOTR in the tomb under the mountain.


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Re: I keep hearing things from down by the river.. some splashing and every now and then, a plunk... [Re: Fiery]
    #21685226 - 05/15/15 11:17 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

its a grizzly bear, nothing to worry about


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Re: I keep hearing things from down by the river.. some splashing and every now and then, a plunk... [Re: Fiery]
    #21685233 - 05/15/15 11:19 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

It's probably just fish or turtles or something.

Me and a friend were out fishing on a pier really late one night (maybe 1 in the morning) and we kept hearing splashing every 20 or 30 minutes. Way too big to be a fish or turtle. Eventually some bird landed on the water and an alligator snatched it up.

I don't think I dangled my legs off the pier for the rest of the night.


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Re: I keep hearing things from down by the river.. some splashing and every now and then, a plunk... [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #21685237 - 05/15/15 11:20 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

whoa man calm down dewd the squatch can smell fear...fear and beef jerky.


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Re: I keep hearing things from down by the river.. some splashing and every now and then, a plunk... [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21685252 - 05/15/15 11:24 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

thanks guys.... I feel better now... if it wanted to eat me, it would have already. right? OR... maybe I havn't let my guard down enough for it to sneak in and off me..


I opened the door to the tent and I'm sitting here as a cool breeeze blows in, my small knife in hand... I don't hear anything..

I think it knows I'm onto it... I prolly won't sleep much tonight.


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Re: I keep hearing things from down by the river.. some splashing and every now and then, a plunk... [Re: Fiery]
    #21685276 - 05/15/15 11:32 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Squatch wait until your asleep to attack. They can sense these thing. Then they go straight for the gonads. They rip your testicles right off and pull most of your bowels with them. Try not to scream as any noise will send them into a blood frenzy.


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Re: I keep hearing things from down by the river.. some splashing and every now and then, a plunk... [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #21685313 - 05/15/15 11:41 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Just wow...
that really sucks man.. how do you know how they rip the gonads and eat the bowels?

This is getting real creepy..
I'd appreciate some real advice like how to fucking catch one of them
IF that's what it is..


I'm seriously thinking this big ass machete won't be enough to penetrate it's iron hard skull..


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Re: I keep hearing things from down by the river.. some splashing and every now and then, a plunk... [Re: Fiery] * 1
    #21685353 - 05/15/15 11:51 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Watch out the silver or grey ones hunt in parties of up to a dozen and are quick. The brown, red, and black ones are friendly enough. They might take you or throw things at you, but generally don't immediately start pulling limbs off right away.


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Re: I keep hearing things from down by the river.. some splashing and every now and then, a plunk... [Re: Fiery]
    #21685362 - 05/15/15 11:53 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Man if you get within machete range on a squatch its already to late for you your time has come. Its just instinctual for them to go for the genitals because of their complex hunting behaviors. You wouldnt even believe me if I ttold you how I found out about this. But trust me straight for the nuts.


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Re: I keep hearing things from down by the river.. some splashing and every now and then, a plunk... [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #21685371 - 05/15/15 11:55 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Yes after you are eviscerated they tear the limbs from the sockets to immobilize the prey while they feed.


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Re: I keep hearing things from down by the river.. some splashing and every now and then, a plunk... [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #21685377 - 05/15/15 11:56 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Well that killer dude on the ROb Zombie movie( the second one) went straight for the nuts with his club...

Straight deffinition of a sqautch.


EVERYTHING IS ALL GOOD>.


It was a damn baby deer, kicking it's feet in the water.

but you ass'es didn't help me sleep with the talk fo sasquatch.. seriously.


Bubbles from trailer park boys would be PISSED>


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Re: I keep hearing things from down by the river.. some splashing and every now and then, a plunk... [Re: Fiery]
    #21685460 - 05/16/15 12:22 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

U camping out or something, man?..

I'd hate to sleep all alone in the woods, even with a gun.. I'd be right there with u shittin my pants


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Re: I keep hearing things from down by the river.. some splashing and every now and then, a plunk... [Re: zZZz]
    #21685508 - 05/16/15 12:36 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

he lives in a forest, so he doesn't have to pay rent.  But he forgot that the squash are his land lords, and they want whats owed


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Re: I keep hearing things from down by the river.. some splashing and every now and then, a plunk... [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #21685546 - 05/16/15 12:53 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

kick those squash in the nuts man :sparta:


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Re: I keep hearing things from down by the river.. some splashing and every now and then, a plunk... [Re: zZZz]
    #21685727 - 05/16/15 02:22 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Man I'd be careful they will hack your internet. Change your password at least 3 times a day. This will frustrate them and they will go off in a huff.:manofapproval:


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Re: I keep hearing things from down by the river.. some splashing and every now and then, a plunk... [Re: r00tuuu123]
    #21685741 - 05/16/15 02:32 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

the scent of sperm will drive them away however, you should start marking all the tree's around your camp asap if u want to survive the night


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Re: I keep hearing things from down by the river.. some splashing and every now and then, a plunk... [Re: zZZz]
    #21685835 - 05/16/15 03:33 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

It's true, camping in the woods is a bit more intimidating, I've only done it once. I wasn't as afraid as i was wet. It poured that night and the cheap tent i had let in tons of water through the zipper lining so at 3 am i awoke in a body of water.


Edited by Everything (05/16/15 03:34 AM)


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Re: I keep hearing things from down by the river.. some splashing and every now and then, a plunk... [Re: Fiery]
    #21686105 - 05/16/15 07:24 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)



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Re: I keep hearing things from down by the river.. some splashing and every now and then, a plunk... [Re: Lucis]
    #21686108 - 05/16/15 07:26 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

probably frogs


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Re: I keep hearing things from down by the river.. some splashing and every now and then, a plunk... [Re: luvdemboomers] * 1
    #21686345 - 05/16/15 09:15 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

it's a fuckuing samsquanch! :bubbles:


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Re: I keep hearing things from down by the river.. some splashing and every now and then, a plunk... [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #26727976 - 06/08/20 02:04 AM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

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it's a fuckuing samsquanch! :bubbles:





I was scared as fuck, and I still am because now if it's a real beast I might stab them in the "whatever part of the body"


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Re: I keep hearing things from down by the river.. some splashing and every now and then, a plunk... [Re: Fiery] * 1
    #26728140 - 06/08/20 05:38 AM (3 years, 7 months ago)

3 years now since sancho last logged in

Anyone know whatever happened with him?


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Re: I keep hearing things from down by the river.. some splashing and every now and then, a plunk... [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #26728205 - 06/08/20 06:21 AM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Hope he's ok
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Re: I keep hearing things from down by the river.. some splashing and every now and then, a plunk... [Re: psi]
    #26728402 - 06/08/20 08:28 AM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah I was wondering about that :/


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Re: I keep hearing things from down by the river.. some splashing and every now and then, a plunk... [Re: spirit_shadow] * 1
    #26730649 - 06/09/20 07:14 AM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Sancho was headed down very dark path of serious hard drug addiction when last I spoke. Honestly with how strong and cheap the meth and fentynal is these days I fear that no one among us walks down that path without bumping into something ugly or losing it all. We can hope that he hasn't logged into the drug website cuz hes now sober and mowing his lawn and paying his taxes.


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Re: I keep hearing things from down by the river.. some splashing and every now and then, a plunk... [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #26730695 - 06/09/20 07:49 AM (3 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

CHeifM4sterDiezL said:
Sancho was headed down very dark path of serious hard drug addiction when last I spoke. Honestly with how strong and cheap the meth and fentynal is these days I fear that no one among us walks down that path without bumping into something ugly or losing it all.




Yeah sanch was the type of dude who would ingest any substance handed to him as long as it had a fraction of a chance of getting him high. Or at least that's the way he presented himself here. I remember him saying he got a full vial of liquid etizolam and finishing it in 2 days.

I'm not gonna lie I pictured Sanch posting on the shroomery at a computer desk that looked like



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Re: I keep hearing things from down by the river.. some splashing and every now and then, a plunk... [Re: Niffla]
    #26730718 - 06/09/20 07:58 AM (3 years, 7 months ago)

that is actually very close to accurate


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Re: I keep hearing things from down by the river.. some splashing and every now and then, a plunk... [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #26730738 - 06/09/20 08:08 AM (3 years, 7 months ago)

:feelssadman:


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Re: I keep hearing things from down by the river.. some splashing and every now and then, a plunk... [Re: Fiery]
    #27471071 - 09/16/21 08:44 PM (2 years, 4 months ago)

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Fiery said:
thanks guys.... I feel better now... if it wanted to eat me, it would have already. right? OR... maybe I havn't let my guard down enough for it to sneak in and off me..


I opened the door to the tent and I'm sitting here as a cool breeeze blows in, my small knife in hand... I don't hear anything..

I think it knows I'm onto it... I prolly won't sleep much tonight.







I feel the same way:themoreyouknow:


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Re: I keep hearing things from down by the river.. some splashing and every now and then, a plunk... [Re: Fiery]
    #27471079 - 09/16/21 08:50 PM (2 years, 4 months ago)

:themoreyouknow:


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Re: I keep hearing things from down by the river.. some splashing and every now and then, a plunk... [Re: Fiery]
    #27471350 - 09/17/21 06:26 AM (2 years, 4 months ago)

:oldthread:  :feelsoldman:  :oldman:


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