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Re: Online Dating Sites. The Women Are WEIRD AS F***! [Re: MysticPop]
    #21683173 - 05/15/15 01:35 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I actually ended up finding some chick I met at a music fest like 2 years ago on OKC and we spent a good deal of times talking and stuff, etc. She's at rehab now though

I actually had a lot of chicks respond to me and a good number of decent conversations on there. Usually my first line includes the phrase "let's be best friends forever"


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Re: Online Dating Sites. The Women Are WEIRD AS F***! [Re: Sheekle]
    #21683323 - 05/15/15 02:22 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

:lol:

I've dabbled and that's pretty common op. But I've also had some short flings off of them. So your milage may vary. Find the ones with kids then you know they put out and make bad decisions. :lol:


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Re: Online Dating Sites. The Women Are WEIRD AS F***! [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #21683423 - 05/15/15 02:48 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Holy hell, you get into really amazing conversations with people...they delete their profile

You want to meet them offline after establishing a good connection...they say "id rather just text"


Why in the hell do chicks sign up for these things if they don't want to take it offline at some point?

I understand they get 100 messages a day but jeez.

Thankfully i met a really awesome chick that is DTF and do drugs at the same time. :smile:




Dude. I've been struggling so hard on these website lately. Normally I manage maybe a date every 2 months or every week if I'm in the mood. But for the last year or so, nothing. We chat, and suddenly they don't reply making me wonder what the hell I said that was so bad.

I just realized that apparently being 29-30 years old is the worst time to be single. Either they are all married with kids or they are sticking with a guy just hoping that he's the right one or something.

There's also that shitty question on POF that says: Longest relatioship.... I hate that shit. Mine is is like a year and 3 months... Who the fuck wants to date a 30 year old guy that only had a one year relationship in his entire life??? I could lie, but that would fuck me over in the long run.... So I fucked around and I'm a loner, so what???


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Re: Online Dating Sites. The Women Are WEIRD AS F***! [Re: Enjoywho] * 1
    #21683433 - 05/15/15 02:50 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Find the ones with kids then you know they put out and make bad decisions. :lol:


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Re: Online Dating Sites. The Women Are WEIRD AS F***! [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #21683463 - 05/15/15 02:56 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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creepypeoplemeet.com  matches:







She'd be a cheap date just get a feed bag. :lol: BTW tell her Mr Ed called and he wants his teeth back. :rofl:


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Re: Online Dating Sites. The Women Are WEIRD AS F***! [Re: Patlal]
    #21683510 - 05/15/15 03:09 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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RanOutOfWeed said:
Holy hell, you get into really amazing conversations with people...they delete their profile

You want to meet them offline after establishing a good connection...they say "id rather just text"


Why in the hell do chicks sign up for these things if they don't want to take it offline at some point?

I understand they get 100 messages a day but jeez.

Thankfully i met a really awesome chick that is DTF and do drugs at the same time. :smile:




Dude. I've been struggling so hard on these website lately. Normally I manage maybe a date every 2 months or every week if I'm in the mood. But for the last year or so, nothing. We chat, and suddenly they don't reply making me wonder what the hell I said that was so bad.

I just realized that apparently being 29-30 years old is the worst time to be single. Either they are all married with kids or they are sticking with a guy just hoping that he's the right one or something.

There's also that shitty question on POF that says: Longest relatioship.... I hate that shit. Mine is is like a year and 3 months... Who the fuck wants to date a 30 year old guy that only had a one year relationship in his entire life??? I could lie, but that would fuck me over in the long run.... So I fucked around and I'm a loner, so what???




Nothing wrong with being a loner man. If I should become single again, I'll probably just stay that way.


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Re: Online Dating Sites. The Women Are WEIRD AS F***! [Re: TopPmz]
    #21683531 - 05/15/15 03:13 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Ya I've had a couple flings but for the most part I've been single for the past 2 years. I get lonely sometimes but it isn't that big of a deal. I'm just not ready to settle down or have any kids and the girls don't seem to like that.


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Re: Online Dating Sites. The Women Are WEIRD AS F***! [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21686460 - 05/16/15 09:59 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Well first off you need to be really fucking direct, set a date and don't dink around for 2 weeks because she's just gona get turned off

I guess my issue is trying to get these shy chicks out on a date.....I mean I'm dating every weekend but I pick some really weird chicks, or the really good ones get 100+ emails a day and it's difficult to get through to them without an absolutely incredible mind blowing message to start.


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Re: Online Dating Sites. The Women Are WEIRD AS F***! [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #21686545 - 05/16/15 10:24 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah online dating is a wierd. its like finding a job you keep applying and never get a response :whippedcreamhead:


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Re: Online Dating Sites. The Women Are WEIRD AS F***! [Re: brokentv]
    #21686873 - 05/16/15 12:11 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

:lol:

That's actually a good way to put it. It does feel like a job when I'm actually a good talker. But it just feels weird. What do I say.

I find you attractive. Want to bang our naughty bits together? :lol:


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Re: Online Dating Sites. The Women Are WEIRD AS F***! [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21687022 - 05/16/15 01:00 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

i dunno i'm kinda stupid
girls like me after they meet me
even though i make the worst impressions

it just sucks not having a career or something at this age
everyone thinks you're a fuck up or were in jail


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Re: Online Dating Sites. The Women Are WEIRD AS F***! [Re: Konyap]
    #21687174 - 05/16/15 01:58 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Know what you mean. But most of the girls I know especially in this town have at least one kid. So there doing the same thing.


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Re: Online Dating Sites. The Women Are WEIRD AS F***! [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21687330 - 05/16/15 02:52 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

they probably just need all the dates they can get:shrug:


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Re: Online Dating Sites. The Women Are WEIRD AS F***! [Re: Konyap]
    #21687373 - 05/16/15 03:08 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

We can fuck. And I do like kids they crack me up. But I'm not trying to step into a fathership role. That's why I personally drove all my ex gfs to the clinic and payed for there depo shot. Because condoms fucking suck.

I naturally do it kids love me for some reason. What's up little buddy or miss. But I won't have any of my own. Until I'm settled and can give them a better life than I had. Why would you bring something you'll supposedly love more than yourself into chaos.


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Re: Online Dating Sites. The Women Are WEIRD AS F***! [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21687379 - 05/16/15 03:11 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I just want to wrap something around the head of my dick and let that be that:lol:


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Re: Online Dating Sites. The Women Are WEIRD AS F***! [Re: Konyap]
    #21687389 - 05/16/15 03:15 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Fuck all that. Even opening a condom is a boner killer. It doesn't feel good nothing about it does. I want to be inside them. Not maybe.

For random 1 night stands I absolutely will but if we're going to fuck more than once your going to the clinic. Hasn't failed me once.


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Re: Online Dating Sites. The Women Are WEIRD AS F***! [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #21687427 - 05/16/15 03:30 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Four month anniversary with my current POF girlfriend!

THey're not all weird.

Just gotta find the right weird :laugh:


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Re: Online Dating Sites. The Women Are WEIRD AS F***! [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21882892 - 07/01/15 01:21 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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I hope she has a dog and it pees on your lawn.




that's the problem: they all have dogs. and they love jesus.


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Re: Online Dating Sites. The Women Are WEIRD AS F***! [Re: millzy]
    #21883192 - 07/01/15 02:50 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I've seen cop chicks that get down more then jesus chicks lol


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Re: Online Dating Sites. The Women Are WEIRD AS F***! [Re: Konyap]
    #21883797 - 07/01/15 05:01 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I'm thinking of posting this on craigslist "Male seeking female 29-50 HWP ( a little chubby is ok.) with similar interests. Doing halucinagens, Fishing, Getting smoked, fast cars, guns, Datura, armed robbery, you gotta bring beer for both of us and know how to cook and build a shelter.


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