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Online Dating Sites. The Women Are WEIRD AS F***!
    #21682571 - 05/15/15 11:06 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Re: Online Dating Sites. The Women Are WEIRD AS F***! [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #21682587 - 05/15/15 11:10 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

She's got a penis sorry man :feelsbadman:


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Re: Online Dating Sites. The Women Are WEIRD AS F***! [Re: Nitrous Monkey]
    #21682588 - 05/15/15 11:10 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

lol probably


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Re: Online Dating Sites. The Women Are WEIRD AS F***! [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #21682592 - 05/15/15 11:11 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

They are I agree.
That's because most women on there are there for attention or because they're socially awkward. there's only a small percentage of normal chick's looking for a guy because most can score quickly irl.


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Re: Online Dating Sites. The Women Are WEIRD AS F***! [Re: Nitrous Monkey] * 3
    #21682596 - 05/15/15 11:12 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Why in the hell do chicks sign up for these things if they don't want to take it offline at some point?




Sounds like after getting to know you a little more, they decide they'd rather not meet up. Pretty straight forward, I'd say.


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Re: Online Dating Sites. The Women Are WEIRD AS F***! [Re: 1234go]
    #21682598 - 05/15/15 11:13 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Maybe they can sense that you're just out lookin for "DTF".


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Re: Online Dating Sites. The Women Are WEIRD AS F***! [Re: 1234go]
    #21682599 - 05/15/15 11:13 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

could be. :smile:


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Re: Online Dating Sites. The Women Are WEIRD AS F***! [Re: ModestMouse] * 2
    #21682603 - 05/15/15 11:13 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Easy, does drugs, attractive
pick 2.


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Re: Online Dating Sites. The Women Are WEIRD AS F***! [Re: 1234go]
    #21682677 - 05/15/15 11:32 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Re: Online Dating Sites. The Women Are WEIRD AS F***! [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #21682686 - 05/15/15 11:34 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

im just gonna start catfishin bitches


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Re: Online Dating Sites. The Women Are WEIRD AS F***! [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #21682703 - 05/15/15 11:37 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I hope she has a dog and it pees on your lawn.


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Re: Online Dating Sites. The Women Are WEIRD AS F***! [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21682707 - 05/15/15 11:38 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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XLCaps said:
I hope she has a dog and it pees on your lawn.





yeah and kills all the grass :kingcrankey:


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Re: Online Dating Sites. The Women Are WEIRD AS F***! [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #21682712 - 05/15/15 11:39 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

lol what


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Re: Online Dating Sites. The Women Are WEIRD AS F***! [Re: ModestMouse]
    #21682752 - 05/15/15 11:51 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Easy, does drugs, attractive
pick 2.



Attractive, does drugs obviously. Not that I need to answer this, as I'm with an attractive girl who does drugs. But those should be OP's choices too.


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Re: Online Dating Sites. The Women Are WEIRD AS F***! [Re: TopPmz]
    #21682794 - 05/15/15 12:00 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

:super:


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Re: Online Dating Sites. The Women Are WEIRD AS F***! [Re: 1234go]
    #21682841 - 05/15/15 12:11 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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1234go said:


Sounds like after getting to know you a little more, they decide they'd rather not meet up. Pretty straight forward, I'd say.




This.  If you have the goods, online dating is like shooting fish in a barrel.


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Re: Online Dating Sites. The Women Are WEIRD AS F***! [Re: badchad]
    #21682860 - 05/15/15 12:17 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

You gotta know how to spit game, sounds like everyone loses interest after they talk to you for a bit :shrug:


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Re: Online Dating Sites. The Women Are WEIRD AS F***! [Re: badchad] * 4
    #21682898 - 05/15/15 12:28 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

so how many messages before I send a picture of my goods then?  Should I lead off with the goods or let her wonder for a bit and think I might not have the goods, and then WHAM! the goods right in her face?

I have a hard time with it too because I don't know what to write in the profile.  I'm just too weird for it, it's so uncomfortable for me.  There should be a dating site for people like me.  There will need to be a panic button though so you can instantly delete your profile on any slight whim or hint that someone it trying to get through your protective wall of self-delusion.

creepypeoplemeet.com  matches:



"Welcome back creep, Janis has viewed your profile 326 times in the past day.  You have zero messages from Janis"


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Re: Online Dating Sites. The Women Are WEIRD AS F***! [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #21682956 - 05/15/15 12:45 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

op's profile pic



"hey guuurrlll are you DTF?"


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Re: Online Dating Sites. The Women Are WEIRD AS F***! [Re: Salomon]
    #21682968 - 05/15/15 12:48 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

POF!


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