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Suspector
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Re: Treating girls like shit. [Re: Enjoywho]
#21684899 - 05/15/15 09:40 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Ahw man that is depressing. I had hopes you were going to come back with some titties to share
-------------------- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
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Re: Treating girls like shit. [Re: Suspector]
#21684910 - 05/15/15 09:43 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Your telling me. I'll figure something out its Friday night. Or I'll just masterbate while using my own tears as lubricant. I guess that's cool too. 
We'll see how the evening progresses I know I need another beer.
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Re: Treating girls like shit. [Re: Enjoywho]
#21684922 - 05/15/15 09:47 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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"Yo yo just here to spread my clit and show ya'll what a wonderful and free being we are all inside lets take the acid and turn inside into the outside come on over baby lets smell the roses ohh ohh come on we're about to get lit show my undies to your baby I'll hug it down three times go around frown come on we aint a nice clown kiss me upside down down down come on sorry if you cant handle my wokeness come on lets take her panties off write shroomery on my asshole and taste it lick it make if feel like we was 1978 come on baby lets do the locamotion"-Twig dude
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Re: Treating girls like shit. [Re: Suspector]
#21684947 - 05/15/15 09:58 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Enjoywho said: Ya I'm not really like that. I'm pretty funny and intelligent. But I was just like meh so when you trying to fuck girl? What's your number what's your sign? Girl you must be out your mind. Hahaha
Might meet up with this sexy as fuck 18 year old in a minute. She just drove by when I was walking to the store hanging out what's up Fucker. I dunno what we doin beautiful. I'll call you. Actually she's texting me now wish me luck. 
hahah jesus. my buddy from my old hockey team met a girl at 7-11 and they fucked within an hour. He told me her name, I confirmed this story because it happened to be a girl I was friends with in highschool LOL.. never know man. goodluck lol
Ya I went over to my best friends house the other day and there was this tweaker girl there. She was hella pretty doing her make up. I just barge in her house and she comes out of the bathroom and we simultaneously say "who the fuck are you" 
After we got that out of the way we chit chatted for a while then I randomly ask "Im bored do you wanna fuck?"
"umm I dunno how old are you"
"24" (I look really young)
"ya we could do that let me finish real quick"
And then of course my friend has to show up right then. God damn it candice you just got to cock block me like that.
All in all it was hilarious how casual it was.
-------------------- "I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks "The road to hell is paved with good intentions." "In the days of kings and queens I was a jester." "And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies "Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"
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Suspector
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Re: Treating girls like shit. [Re: Enjoywho] 1
#21684967 - 05/15/15 10:04 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Damn man that is an epic story gone wrong
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Re: Treating girls like shit. [Re: Enjoywho]
#21684980 - 05/15/15 10:08 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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She invited me on her methscapade. But I had to decline I can't do those kinds of things anymore. She said bummer. Hugged her and slapped her on the ass when she walked away. You know who I am shorty come find me.
-------------------- "I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks "The road to hell is paved with good intentions." "In the days of kings and queens I was a jester." "And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies "Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"
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Re: Treating girls like shit. [Re: Enjoywho]
#21685020 - 05/15/15 10:18 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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It was just weird she looked exactly like my ex but a younger version. Same body type to a tee. My ex was 29 and we started dating when I was 20. It was really strange I'm definitely gonna be looking for her ass around town.
-------------------- "I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks "The road to hell is paved with good intentions." "In the days of kings and queens I was a jester." "And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies "Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"
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Re: Treating girls like shit. [Re: fbi365] 2
#21685050 - 05/15/15 10:28 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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fbi365 said: What if there was like a woman here to chime in. I wonder what she would say?
I've been intentionally avoiding this thread because many of the responses are predictable, and to be honest, a lot of people here are kind of irritating.
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Suspector
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Re: Treating girls like shit. [Re: Enjoywho]
#21685055 - 05/15/15 10:29 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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hahaha jesus man. I could never get into meth to begin with. I am paranoid with those drugs after my last 10 gram shroom trip, it went from a maybe with experimenting with drugs to an absolute fuck that, LOL. I stick with weed and my brews now. but hell yea man if you're into her, keep the lane open
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Re: Treating girls like shit. [Re: Suspector]
#21685085 - 05/15/15 10:40 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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It was fun for the first couple times. Me and my friend would just play guitar for 12 hours straight. But now every time I do it the rush is still fantastic but after that your just up for 24 hours. And I love to sleep.
-------------------- "I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks "The road to hell is paved with good intentions." "In the days of kings and queens I was a jester." "And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies "Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"
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Re: Treating girls like shit. [Re: Enjoywho]
#21685097 - 05/15/15 10:44 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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I stick to beer I'm definitely an alcoholic. I smoke weed every once and a while but haven't Boughton it in years. People just give it to me and I turn it down a lot as I live in Washington and everybody smokes.
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Cojo said:
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fbi365 said: What if there was like a woman here to chime in. I wonder what she would say?
I've been intentionally avoiding this thread because many of the responses are predictable, and to be honest, a lot of people here are kind of irritating.
c'mon, we need ur opinion, we need to be put in our place, like in the dog house, where we belong
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Re: Treating girls like shit. [Re: Enjoywho]
#21685117 - 05/15/15 10:48 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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The come dow period is wayyyy to long for anyone with responsibilities to fuck with. last time I was up for two days and felt like shit for the next three.
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Suspector
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Re: Treating girls like shit. [Re: Enjoywho]
#21685123 - 05/15/15 10:49 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Enjoywho said: I stick to beer I'm definitely an alcoholic. I smoke weed every once and a while but haven't Boughton it in years. People just give it to me and I turn it down a lot as I live in Washington and everybody smokes.
How is Washington? My brother is considering moving there, or Oregon. I heard it is beautiful in Washington, but a bit rainy
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Re: Treating girls like shit. [Re: Suspector]
#21685138 - 05/15/15 10:52 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Suspector said: hahaha jesus man. I could never get into meth to begin with. I am paranoid with those drugs after my last 10 gram shroom trip, it went from a maybe with experimenting with drugs to an absolute fuck that, LOL. I stick with weed and my brews now. but hell yea man if you're into her, keep the lane open
That's what happened with me but I did ayahuasca. Shit was scary as fuck. I've definitely been way down the rabbit hole on mush but I can't even imagine that much in one dose.
There was a point from 18-21 I was using some psychedelic 4-5 times a week. Now it's maybe once a year. I got the message there was no point beside losing my mind.
It really doesn't rain that much. At least the almost 2 years I've been here. Every once and a while generally in February it will be shitty out all month. Other than that it's gorgeous. Green as fuck.
And yep exactly. I had to be up at 430am for work as well. I must be growing up as I've never turned free drugs down. Until recently. What is it. Sure. Swallow.
-------------------- "I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks "The road to hell is paved with good intentions." "In the days of kings and queens I was a jester." "And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies "Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"
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Re: Treating girls like shit. [Re: Enjoywho]
#21685155 - 05/15/15 10:56 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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This is pretty much the mantra of how to get guys to stay around for girls too. Sticking around with people that treat you like shit for the "thrill" or whatever is just a sign of weakness--in either sex.
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Pretty much. I don't do it that's what I just witness happen. I'm just being incredibly direct now. What's up beautiful. Oh ya that's all cool btw do you want to fuck now? Ive got a hell of a lot more girls riding my nuts now. But I just can't treat people like shit.
Well I can I have a venom tongue as I call it if you cross me. Other than that I love to hold and be held. Plus I can fuck like a porn star so there's always that in the bank.
-------------------- "I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks "The road to hell is paved with good intentions." "In the days of kings and queens I was a jester." "And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies "Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"
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All We Perceive said: Sticking around with people that treat you like shit for the "thrill" or whatever is just a sign of weakness--in either sex.
Absolutely.
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Some of us are born into chaos. So we create it ourselves. I do it myself when things are going too well. I hate to admit it but I know it's absolutely true. And it's why I am where I am in life.
From watching my dad beat my mom every God damn holiday. Mommy and daddy got too drunk. Mom won't shut her mouth and dad starts hitting her. Crazy stuff I know I'm crazy because of it.
I've never experienced stability so I don't know how to achieve it. I'd love to be with a nice girl and happy. I have been many times. But I have to create chaos.
I will not hit a woman though. And I had one girl that literally throw me into a wall. It was hot as fuck.
-------------------- "I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks "The road to hell is paved with good intentions." "In the days of kings and queens I was a jester." "And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies "Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"
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Re: Treating girls like shit. [Re: Enjoywho]
#21686963 - 05/16/15 12:43 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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I think you're absolutely fucking wrong in your way of thinking.
Women need to be hit.
Jk
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"Yo yo just here to spread my clit and show ya'll what a wonderful and free being we are all inside lets take the acid and turn inside into the outside come on over baby lets smell the roses ohh ohh come on we're about to get lit show my undies to your baby I'll hug it down three times go around frown come on we aint a nice clown kiss me upside down down down come on sorry if you cant handle my wokeness come on lets take her panties off write shroomery on my asshole and taste it lick it make if feel like we was 1978 come on baby lets do the locamotion"-Twig dude
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