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Re: So I had my first herpes outbreak, [Re: vandago]
    #21682536 - 05/15/15 10:58 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Is it a stretch to ask your bro to help you out by cooperating with your lawyer at the trial? I'd guess the state won't have a case if your bro won't help them. Maybe you could reach out and ask him to help. He might have your back. You've got to handle these cluster-fuck problems one little shit pile at a time, and jail sounds like the biggest problem you've got right now.


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Re: So I had my first herpes outbreak, [Re: Le_Canard]
    #21683666 - 05/15/15 03:49 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Geeze, Van, sorry to hear that. For starters, your family sounds toxic. GTF away from them. And as for that so-called therapist, I'd be doing my best to get his ass fired.





QFT.  Change therapists right away.


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Re: So I had my first herpes outbreak, [Re: Taco Chef]
    #21684257 - 05/15/15 06:29 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Ya the therapist is kind of a shitty therapist.  He hasn't done anything except tell me to look on the bright side every now and then.  I mainly just bitch at him about how I think I'm trapped in some crazy rigged hell, that is going to just run me dry my whole life til I turn to absolute nothing.  Life is pointless as I see it, and I am start to think the same shit just repeats over and over.....

I have been having the most intense nightmares ever.


Last night I dreamt I was at that 58 year old womans house to help her clean.....she pointed at a blue locked and told me when we were done she would be locking me in there.....

So I went to run out her door, then all the sudden there were ppl I knew all around me....but super intimidating, all exchanging 3 dollars back and forth.


My one friend says to me " I told you to keep your mouth shut on the phone when talking to me"....and him and all the other guys start pulling out all these modified weapons to look like toys...and crazy weird devices....they lead me to a mansion while they are telling me I should've paid more attention to detail and I was trapped with them for eternity.....

In the attic of the mansion was a purple bus....there were three very pasty white women in it waving at me, but they wouldn't talk to me....they had purple hair all fro'd out.

I went to walk on another staircase and 3 huge bald nazi looking dudes were up there and they were like " IM ABOUT TO JUST FUCKING START THE TORTURE NOW!!! DON'T WANDER AROUND THE MANSION!!!".....so I ran back outside.....

My friend says this is my midlife crisis....and hands me a business card with every sin I have committed on it, but a lot I hadn't like rape and murder and things like that......then all the other guys started putting there smart phones in my face and there was pics of me in all kinds of places I have never been doing evil shit I had never done.


One was a birdhouse made out of ceramic.....they said I poked a bunch of holes in it and kill the eggs...they should me the pictures.

Another way a mask the one guy made me once he said....but then I didn't like it and altered it...and he put a knife to my throat and said "I worked really fucking hard on that mask "


I'm telling them I did none of these things while cerberus shoal is playing in the backround ( really weird band ) and they are all still exchanging 3 dollars back and forth....


So the main friend says "You can still save your soul.....but you must commit no more sins, and do no more crimes tell you die at 58, not even weed.....or it's just gonna get worse with us in these dreams buddy...if you want eternal salvation, you have to get a job at big lots furniture store, and work there til you die on the job.....we don't care if you are happy or not....oh and by the way....you have a 10 year old daughter..


I said this is all a dream?  I can wake up at anytime?  He replied.....it's not like you are holding the remote though, and he pulled one out of his pocket and clicked it at me and I woke up in my bed drenched in sweat half in tears/half laughing.




I have dreams like that a lot too....very colorful and a ton of audio....sometimes more real the real life....and sometimes its sleep paralysis over my body being tortured.


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Re: So I had my first herpes outbreak, [Re: vandago]
    #21687702 - 05/16/15 05:26 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

You might not get in as much trouble as you think if your brother doesn't try and fuck you. Also herpes ain't so bad, just makes your dick ribbed for her pleasure.  Oh and also I like your posts and you da man.

You da man!
You da man!
You da man!

Stay strong, stay focused, work hard,  you'll eventually get to where you want to be.

And don't try arguing with me. I'm always right, all the time, even when I'm wrong. But I'm right about this.  Also try to get your hands on some clams.
They always help me out when I'm feeling blue.


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Re: So I had my first herpes outbreak, [Re: DTCharlieB]
    #21687776 - 05/16/15 05:57 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

:sad:


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Re: So I had my first herpes outbreak, [Re: vandago]
    #21688042 - 05/16/15 07:13 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

i've had a shitty life since I crashed a 1000$ car:shrug:


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Re: So I had my first herpes outbreak, [Re: vandago]
    #21688055 - 05/16/15 07:15 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

fuck em

a few nice dreams a year to look forward too right?


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Re: So I had my first herpes outbreak, [Re: vandago]
    #21688115 - 05/16/15 07:38 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

how old are you?  do you take anti depressants?  If not, now is a good time to start.


There's people who have it worse.  DV 4? stop bitching. That is nothing,  When you're done feeling sorry for yourself and the pitty party you'll look back and see the obstacles you've overcome. 

How do you know you have herpies?  All they can test for to tell if you have them is antibodies (i believe). 
Even if you have them so do tons of other people.  Or you can just be by yourself, there's nothing wrong with that. Then you just have to take care of you, everyone dies alone anyway.


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Re: So I had my first herpes outbreak, [Re: Konyap]
    #21688214 - 05/16/15 08:10 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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i've had a shitty life since I crashed a 1000$ car:shrug:





In the last 8 weeks the tranny went out in my van.....so I switched to my box truck.....the engine blew immediatly.....so I bought a sable.....it was choppped to hell and worthless.....so I just got a dodge eagle a month ago and Just yesterday the engine locked up.

6400 bucks in 8 weeks.

That's including all the money I dumped into these vehicles.  The original van at least made it 2 years before the tranny went out...and the box truck was my home for 3 months when I lived in the woods.


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Re: So I had my first herpes outbreak, [Re: sprinkles] * 1
    #21688216 - 05/16/15 08:10 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

when everyone has herpes, it's like no one has herpes.


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Re: So I had my first herpes outbreak, [Re: sprinkles]
    #21688223 - 05/16/15 08:13 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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sprinkles said:
how old are you?  do you take anti depressants?  If not, now is a good time to start.


There's people who have it worse.  DV 4? stop bitching. That is nothing,  When you're done feeling sorry for yourself and the pitty party you'll look back and see the obstacles you've overcome. 

How do you know you have herpies?  All they can test for to tell if you have them is antibodies (i believe). 
Even if you have them so do tons of other people.  Or you can just be by yourself, there's nothing wrong with that. Then you just have to take care of you, everyone dies alone anyway.







Your post has such a lack of reading comprehension it fucking hurts my brain.  I refuse to take SSRI's for one. 

2 the title of the fucking thread is "so I had my first herpes outbreak".....

So ya between the blisters all over my dick, and this cold sore at the same time.....plus the elvis culture I went and took as soon as I noticed them.....because I went to the er right away.

Pretty fucking sure.

And an M4 if I took a plea deal.....I'm being charged with an M1 DV which is 6 months in jail for my record, and if I ever fall into a situation again where someone uses the cops to their advantage in an argument....it's a felony.


But thanks for absolutely nothing.

Also pretty sure I stated my age too.


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Re: So I had my first herpes outbreak, [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #21688236 - 05/16/15 08:16 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Acidic_Sloth said:
when everyone has herpes, it's like no one has herpes.





Well I count on science to start releasing those damn cures or whatever the conspiracy nuts keep blabbering on about.  I could be the magic johnson of herpes.


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Re: So I had my first herpes outbreak, [Re: vandago]
    #21689634 - 05/17/15 07:44 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I need a picture of the dick in question.


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Re: So I had my first herpes outbreak, [Re: sprinkles]
    #21689668 - 05/17/15 07:58 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Use your imagination.


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Re: So I had my first herpes outbreak, [Re: sprinkles]
    #21689676 - 05/17/15 08:01 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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I need a picture of the dick in question.




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Re: So I had my first herpes outbreak, [Re: sprinkles]
    #21689772 - 05/17/15 08:49 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

This is how it always goes with women......they come in swinging and spitting, and then they try to start jerking and swallowing.


I do not have pictures of my outbreak.  just the dried up spot where it was.  It's been a couple weeks since I was tested. I posted this thread when I got the results.

No dick pics for you.


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Re: So I had my first herpes outbreak, [Re: vandago]
    #21689838 - 05/17/15 09:17 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

just some advise from what i leanred in my crazy outta control past.

learn to handle things one thing at a time. the therapist says suicide? get up and fire them on the spot. herpes? go get some meds to prevent outbreak on the spot?
mom being a toxic bitch? move out.

its much easier to handle the small things as they come up as opposed to letting all the small things become one big shit show.

right now i suggest doing everything in your power not to get locked up.  get a better attorney, do whats in your power, so you can set yourself up to go right after the court case.

your alright man.. some change of scenery, start fresh, it helped me the last 10 years of my life. it could help you as well.


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Re: So I had my first herpes outbreak, [Re: rackem]
    #21689958 - 05/17/15 10:02 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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just some advise from what i leanred in my crazy outta control past.

learn to handle things one thing at a time. the therapist says suicide? get up and fire them on the spot. herpes? go get some meds to prevent outbreak on the spot?
mom being a toxic bitch? move out.

its much easier to handle the small things as they come up as opposed to letting all the small things become one big shit show.

right now i suggest doing everything in your power not to get locked up.  get a better attorney, do whats in your power, so you can set yourself up to go right after the court case.

your alright man.. some change of scenery, start fresh, it helped me the last 10 years of my life. it could help you as well.






The only reason I moved in with my parents was to properly fix my truck ( which was converted into a mobile home ) and gtfo of ohio....they said they were going to leave the house in jan, and let me take over the bills if I wanted, or just leave....turns out when I moved in they hadn't been paying the bills for 6 months.

Once I moved in here it turned into HELL.  I have been here a couple months.  I decided to go to counseling and get back on psyche meds to weather the storm til I was out....I had everything planned.

Then the two vehicles fucked, and it jut turned into the fucked used car game.....which put me in the hole severely with people....I had to borrow money to figure everything out.

So I paid everyone back with the job I got, and still have.....literally had that job for like a week, and my brother showed up out of the blue with a pistol to me.....I haven't seen the dude in months, or heard from him really....

Since I go charged with DV I'm out on bail now.  I can't move without court approval, and I have no where in this county or area I can go except an elderly womans house that just wants to fuck me all the time.

I don't really think a sugar mama is a good idea for me.

The counselor does fucking suck.  He's already recommended 3 books that he spoiled the entire book for me.....he calls me an asshole ( I am )....he even spoiled the end of 2 and a half men after I told him my gpa and I watched it all the time together and I stopped watching it when he passed, but did wanna see how it ended....so he was like oh this happened.


I am literally stuck right now.  I don't have the funds to get a place.  The sheriff served a warrant on this house bc my family quit paying the mortgage.  We all have to leave it in the next 30 days, and my trial date is 30 days from now.

If I cop out to the plea deal of probation, I will have to put my dogs somewhere and go to a homeless shelter.....PO's around here make you have a physical address.


It's like I deal with everything ( I got the valtrex immediatly ), and it falls apart.  This new van was my key to getting the fuck outta here and having only car problems to worry about til I found work and a place elsewhere.....now the damn van took a shit...

It seriously looks like I'll be rehoming my dogs for 6 months and going to jail....I dunno how else this could play out.....unless I win the trial ( I should dammit, I was in defense ).....then I am getting a greyhound ticket to somewhere else and fitting what I can in a pack and going there.


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Re: So I had my first herpes outbreak, [Re: vandago]
    #21689963 - 05/17/15 10:04 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

sprinkles can't help herself. she's a cock-addicted herp-factory.


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Re: So I had my first herpes outbreak, [Re: something super extreme]
    #21689973 - 05/17/15 10:07 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I get where you and her are coming from now though. My OP was fucking bitch 101.


I was pretty damn drunk.

Shit hit me like a cannonball though.  I was at breaking point as it was....which is probably why I had the outbreak....so much stress.


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