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Patlal
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What do you Muricans think of Canada?
#21680422 - 05/14/15 07:48 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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I don't think I've ever asked that question directly.
What's the general American opinion towards Canada?
All animosity towards me aside. Just in case I have skewed your ideology.
What comes up the most when you guys happen to be talking about Canada if that ever happens?
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: Patlal] 6
#21680437 - 05/14/15 07:52 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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I forgot about canada
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: Patlal] 2
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: qman]
#21680475 - 05/14/15 07:58 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Overly polite and apologetic. Maple syrup and hockey and the maple leaf flag.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: shLong]
#21680481 - 05/14/15 08:00 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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But.. In reality, it's my belief that Americans like Canadians. Sort of like a cousin you don't see that often.
As for me, the Canadian hospitality to 9/11 travelers and the outpouring of support north of the border secured them as A-OK in my book.
The story of that town in far eastern Canada with the airport.. Gets me every time
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: qman] 1
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oh no, don't Patlal, you're just being as bad a Murica now.
yo, don't listen to Patlal, he is a US spy, fuck that guy.
bomb this thread. kill it. Nanking Non-Anaesthetic Live Vivisection it and Morphinize it everywhere and then Sodium Bicarbonate in the heart. kill it.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: Patlal]
#21680555 - 05/14/15 08:18 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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I like to think of Canada as a better overall but slightly poorer USA.
I much prefer a lot of their laws and systems over the USA, but last I checked the canadian GDP was substantially lower than the USA
Then again the results may be skewed from all of the Eskimos and people livin off the land up there.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: Gottaloveacid]
#21680576 - 05/14/15 08:21 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: akira_akuma]
#21680580 - 05/14/15 08:22 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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I know Canada is completely in important. Basically a big
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: Gottaloveacid]
#21680586 - 05/14/15 08:24 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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i can't speak for all americans, but i would love to go live in canada for awhile. preferably in a southern rural area. i dont know the differences between provinces though.
i still like to rag on them, but ive literally never met a mean canadian.
even on the shroomery, none of the canadians are mean. some maybe be annoying sometimes, but in general i cant think of any Canadians i dislike
i even like Rob Ford, just for comedic value
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: Enjoywho] 2
#21680587 - 05/14/15 08:24 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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It would be great if it wasn't populated by Canadians
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: trekie]
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: trekie]
#21680591 - 05/14/15 08:26 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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I'm from Alaska. I already got that whole experience and was born a US citizen.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: trekie]
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trekie said: It would be great if it wasn't populated by Canadians
you want dat oil son...
ok... here. have it then.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: shadyy]
#21680602 - 05/14/15 08:28 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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shadyy said: I forgot about canada
I was gonna say, we don't think of Canada at all.
I have only met a few Canadians (that I know of), and they were real awkward to be around.
But a lot of Americans are awkward to be around, so I'm not gonna act like I know how most are.
So I really have no idea about Canada.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: akira_akuma]
#21680610 - 05/14/15 08:30 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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No I want to free the shit out of Canada it's high taxed socialist state.
No man should have to pay 8-10 a pint for some just ok beer. Even if that 10 bucks is Canadian play money that shit is just wrong.
Better dead then Canadian red.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: Adolin]
#21680613 - 05/14/15 08:30 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Gresh said: i can't speak for all americans, but i would love to go live in canada for awhile. preferably in a southern rural area. i dont know the differences between provinces though.
i still like to rag on them, but ive literally never met a mean canadian.
even on the shroomery, none of the canadians are mean. some maybe be annoying sometimes, but in general i cant think of any Canadians i dislike
Same.
I actually know more Canadians personally than Americans. They are all super chill and don't go around spouting shit about politics or religion (or really any other touchy thing for that matter)
They legitimately seem more sympathetic than your average American.
I don't see why they get so much shit, I love Canada and it's inhabitants. I have also had an ever so slight Canadian accent my whole life, which is weird because my dad is from the deep south and my mom was from Pittsburgh (though one of her parents was pretty heavily canadian)
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: shadyy]
#21680619 - 05/14/15 08:31 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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I don't mind Canadians really. But seems to me yal like lump all Americans up and generalize. I've seen pretty much every self admitted Canadian to do it at some point or another. I'm sure there are those who don't, and I don't know it because they don't make it obvious they're from Canada, but generally those that do, do.
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shadyy said: I forgot about canada
Mostly this. I don't even really think about it until it's brought up. Same for generally any other country to be honest. To be fair, it goes for the US as well. I basically forget entire states exist until they're brought up.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: Patlal]
#21680623 - 05/14/15 08:31 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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A country of Maple Syrup ONLY!!.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: trekie]
#21680624 - 05/14/15 08:31 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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trekie said: No I want to free the shit out of Canada it's high taxed socialist state.
No man should have to pay 8-10 a pint for some just ok beer. Even if that 10 bucks is Canadian play money that shit is just wrong.
Better dead then Canadian red.
stay out of our beer affairs. this is a battle Canadians.
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We think it is a stupid looking hat that we put on for joke occasions but would never wear in polite company. Which would never include an actual Canadian
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: shLong]
#21680640 - 05/14/15 08:33 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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shLong said: Overly polite and apologetic. Maple syrup and hockey and the maple leaf flag.
Sorry about that. No really, I'm truly sorry. Did I mention I was sorry?
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: Shroomslip]
#21680641 - 05/14/15 08:34 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Shroomslip said: I don't mind Canadians really. But seems to me yal like lump all Americans up and generalize. I've seen pretty much every self admitted Canadian to do it at some point or another. I'm sure there are those who don't, and I don't know it because they don't make it obvious they're from Canada, but generally those that do, do.
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shadyy said: I forgot about canada
Mostly this. I don't even really think about it until it's brought up. Same for generally any other country to be honest. To be fair, it goes for the US as well. I basically forget entire states exist until they're brought up.
^ that's why all that happens though. you don't care, and you know what, you say you don't but then look, you can accept the fact that jokes are jokes, and that when you lump in a whole group of people saying stupid shit you effectively cut them off, at the mouth, because then you have ammunition. because these jokes are always made, and the fact that you don't care, that is fertile ground, no?
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: zappaisgod]
#21680644 - 05/14/15 08:34 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re:Zappa
 Holy shit
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: akira_akuma]
#21680646 - 05/14/15 08:34 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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akira_akuma said:
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trekie said: No I want to free the shit out of Canada it's high taxed socialist state.
No man should have to pay 8-10 a pint for some just ok beer. Even if that 10 bucks is Canadian play money that shit is just wrong.
Better dead then Canadian red.
stay out of our beer affairs. this is a battle Canadians.
I just want to free you from the 30 dollar 12 pack of Eskimo piss you call beer. Free the shit out of you like Iraqi style shock and awe.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: zappaisgod]
#21680650 - 05/14/15 08:35 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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zappaisgod said: We think it is a stupid looking hat that we put on for joke occasions but would never wear in polite company. Which would never include an actual Canadian
oil filled hat of gorgeous women.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: MysticPop]
#21680651 - 05/14/15 08:35 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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I think Canadians are decent enough, but I don't like Canada.
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akira_akuma
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: D.M.T]
#21680653 - 05/14/15 08:36 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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yeah, Canada sucks. it's pretty Americanized by now.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: trekie]
#21680655 - 05/14/15 08:37 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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 Just saw this episode for the 1st time the other day Goddamn aliens bothering the captain on his vacation
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: akira_akuma] 1
#21680662 - 05/14/15 08:38 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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You ever seen most Canadian women? They got asses the size of busses because they have to store up so much fat to survive the fucking freakshow winters that no human should have to endure.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: akira_akuma]
#21680663 - 05/14/15 08:38 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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akira_akuma said:
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trekie said: No I want to free the shit out of Canada it's high taxed socialist state.
No man should have to pay 8-10 a pint for some just ok beer. Even if that 10 bucks is Canadian play money that shit is just wrong.
Better dead then Canadian red.
stay out of our beer affairs. this is a battle Canadians.
You should take our help. Beer is cheaper here.
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akira_akuma said:
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Shroomslip said: I don't mind Canadians really. But seems to me yal like lump all Americans up and generalize. I've seen pretty much every self admitted Canadian to do it at some point or another. I'm sure there are those who don't, and I don't know it because they don't make it obvious they're from Canada, but generally those that do, do.
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shadyy said: I forgot about canada
Mostly this. I don't even really think about it until it's brought up. Same for generally any other country to be honest. To be fair, it goes for the US as well. I basically forget entire states exist until they're brought up.
^ that's why all that happens though. you don't care, and you know what, you say you don't but then look, you can accept the fact that jokes are jokes, and that when you lump in a whole group of people saying stupid shit you effectively cut them off, at the mouth, because then you have ammunition. because these jokes are always made, and the fact that you don't care, that is fertile ground, no?
Half the time I can't even understand what you're trying to say.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: zappaisgod]
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zappaisgod said: You ever seen most Canadian women? They got asses the size of busses because they have to store up so much fat to survive the fucking freakshow winters that no human should have to endure.
THAT is not applicable to ALL female women. i've seen lots of slovenly, wiry, horribly undernourished patrons of the Canadian night! all with TINY ASSES TO ASSESS!!
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zappaisgod said: Half?
jokes = bullets = fertile ground = war = i was making a metaphor.Quote:
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^ that's why all that happens though. you don't care, and you know what, you say you don't but then look, you can accept the fact that jokes are jokes, and that when you lump in a whole group of people saying stupid shit you effectively cut them off, at the mouth, because then you have ammunition. because these jokes are always made, and the fact that you don't care, that is fertile ground, no?
Half the time I can't even understand what you're trying to say.
who started the jokes on each other... one joke leads to another until someone gets hurt... don't make me say it.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: akira_akuma]
#21680680 - 05/14/15 08:42 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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You are full of shit. You are in the south and know nothing of Canadian slatterns. They could all be zeppelins now for all you know
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: shLong]
#21680683 - 05/14/15 08:43 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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I know anytime I try to take a nap and get some of that Risa strange aliens be like yo I've got a problem or that queer Q comes along and date rapes me.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: zappaisgod]
#21680686 - 05/14/15 08:44 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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those people... no... no them Indians. they like big cushioning for their grounds.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: zappaisgod]
#21680702 - 05/14/15 08:47 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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zappaisgod said: We think it is a stupid looking hat that we put on for joke occasions but would never wear in polite company. Which would never include an actual Canadian
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: Enjoywho]
#21680717 - 05/14/15 08:51 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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ALL AMERICANS WILL SUFFER UNDER THEIR REGIME AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: akira_akuma]
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akira_akuma said: ALL AMERICANS WILL SUFFER UNDER THEIR REGIME AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
When?
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How? Texas alone has the weapons needed to fight back whatever Canada could muster.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: Shroomslip]
#21680738 - 05/14/15 08:55 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Shroomslip said: How? Texas alone has the weapons needed to fight back whatever Canada could muster. 
that shit is funny because it is true
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: Gottaloveacid]
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I love Canada. I was booking myself into a canadian hostel, drinking out of a bottle of almond milk and after I paid for my room, I walked out without my bottle and the cute quebecian behind the counter said "hey you forgot your al-mond milk" (pronounced sorta like a guy named Al.) My heart dropped and I fell in love.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: Gottaloveacid]
#21680753 - 05/14/15 09:00 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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You shouldn't have said Texas. Too big. Not humiliating enough.
We'll just leave Canada to Rhode Island.
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Distorted Vision said: You shouldn't have said Texas. Too big. Not humiliating enough.
Canada believes it's bigger than Texas too
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akira_akuma said: ALL AMERICANS WILL SUFFER UNDER THEIR REGIME AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
That's cute.
We wouldn't need to even send our military our citizens would do.
We'll send the south. Get them all hopped up on moonshine and speed. You guys are fuuuuuuuucked. Moonshine and speeds gets them all crazy
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: Mescalean] 1
#21680767 - 05/14/15 09:05 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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I would assume most americans only think about canada when they go there or it's mentioned on CNN. American exceptionalism is hilariously grandeur.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: Mescalean]
#21680774 - 05/14/15 09:07 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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And to answer OP. Pretty much either I don't think about you guys, or I think you all look like terrance and phillip with the little bobbly heads lol.
Canadas alright. I liked Vancouver. reminded me alot of cali.
Also I've seen trolls when I've gone to canada. You want good looking women you visit my city in AZ specifically, was rated higher then beverly hills on attractive peoples scale or however those people decide that kind of shit
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: Shroomslip]
#21680792 - 05/14/15 09:14 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Shroomslip said: How? Texas alone has the weapons needed to fight back whatever Canada could muster. 



Don't kid yourself about how many firearms are in Canada. My collection is small.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: Mescalean]
#21680797 - 05/14/15 09:16 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Distorted Vision said: You shouldn't have said Texas. Too big. Not humiliating enough.
We'll just leave Canada to Rhode Island.
I was going to say exactly this.
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Mescalean said: You want good looking women you visit my city in AZ specifically, was rated higher then beverly hills on attractive peoples scale or however those people decide that kind of shit
The number one place in the country to meet hot college girls is a publix in my town. I don't honestly know that's true, but I've had a couple people tell me they read it somewhere.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: Climbhigher]
#21680801 - 05/14/15 09:18 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Climbhigher said:
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Shroomslip said: How? Texas alone has the weapons needed to fight back whatever Canada could muster. 



Don't kid yourself about how many firearms are in Canada. My collection is small.
The second a canadian shot an american... You know what carpet bombing is right?
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: Climbhigher]
#21680804 - 05/14/15 09:18 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Is that a .22 pistol with a comically long barrel?
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akira_akuma
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: shLong]
#21680812 - 05/14/15 09:20 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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see the fields of American's stroking their cocks.
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Mescalean
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: akira_akuma] 1
#21680817 - 05/14/15 09:21 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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TopPmz said:
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Distorted Vision said: You shouldn't have said Texas. Too big. Not humiliating enough.
We'll just leave Canada to Rhode Island.
I was going to say exactly this.
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Mescalean said: You want good looking women you visit my city in AZ specifically, was rated higher then beverly hills on attractive peoples scale or however those people decide that kind of shit
The number one place in the country to meet hot college girls is a publix in my town. I don't honestly know that's true, but I've had a couple people tell me they read it somewhere.
key word college, ours was rated best looking people in general.
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shLong said: Is that a .22 pistol with a comically long barrel?
lol
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akira_akuma said: see the fields of American's stroking their cocks.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: D.M.T]
#21680818 - 05/14/15 09:22 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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akira_akuma said: ALL AMERICANS WILL SUFFER UNDER THEIR REGIME AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
When?
Never.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: shLong]
#21680823 - 05/14/15 09:24 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Ya, it was an old "target" pistol from the 50's. Got it as part of a trade. The cylinder never lined up properly so I was always scared to shoot it. Sold a few months ago and picked up a little ruger for the kids instead.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: Patlal]
#21680833 - 05/14/15 09:26 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Mu-ri-ca?...You mean places actually exist outside of Canada?
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: Climbhigher] 1
#21680850 - 05/14/15 09:29 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Climbhigher said: Ya, it was an old "target" pistol from the 50's. Got it as part of a trade. The cylinder never lined up properly so I was always scared to shoot it. Sold a few months ago and picked up a little ruger for the kids instead.
Honest question time... What's the point of that silly looking gun?
I know longer barrels equals better accuracy, but that looks like Bugs Bunny could bend that 180 degrees and make you shoot your own nose off with that thing.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: shLong]
#21680860 - 05/14/15 09:33 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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I hear, that a uh, certain ethnic groups , if you give them pcp, can take .22 ammo as if you were just throwing pebbles
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: shLong]
#21680865 - 05/14/15 09:34 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Climbhigher said: Ya, it was an old "target" pistol from the 50's. Got it as part of a trade. The cylinder never lined up properly so I was always scared to shoot it. Sold a few months ago and picked up a little ruger for the kids instead.
Honest question time... What's the point of that silly looking gun?
I know longer barrels equals better accuracy, but that looks like Bugs Bunny could bend that 180 degrees and make you shoot your own nose off with that thing.
It was used for competition back in the day. It was probably incredibly accurate for its time. Kind of made me laugh so I took it. The novelty wore off quick lol.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: Patlal]
#21681014 - 05/14/15 10:17 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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It's like one big North Dakota and the people are friendly.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: Village-idiot]
#21681632 - 05/15/15 02:42 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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I used to think canaduh was like a beautiful place with beautiful people, until I found out op lived there, then it all went to shit real fast. I even wanted to go visit there, but all this American bashing by op now makes it a real turn off.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: zZZz]
#21681678 - 05/15/15 03:32 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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The Olympics prove that Canada still has the best hockey players. Many decades have shown that they have the good sense to not play there professionally.
Beyond that there are the Walleyes and I suppose Moose. If they could cross the Walleyes and the Moose and throw in genes from Gretzky and Bobby Orr, they might finally have a second export product.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: Brian Jones]
#21681705 - 05/15/15 03:55 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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I dunno.
I suppose you're going to tell us what Canada is all Abooot
I'm from Minnesota , so I might as well be Canadian. I play hockey, say eh, or aye, or whatever, and love poutine. Might as well be Canadian.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: Psychonautica]
#21681861 - 05/15/15 06:01 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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my state in the us shares a boarder with canada
i think canada is cool the use eh a lot on the end of a sentence
we go across the boarder when 18 to drink at bars its 21 over here
a lot of weed comes across the boarder to my state
canada is great can u still buy tylox over the counter
there was a canadian student i hung with he was a exchang student he got in trouble and was sent to the us for punishment
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: delwel69]
#21681933 - 05/15/15 06:58 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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So I've never been to Canada so this is my totally ignorant response about what i think about Canada. First of all everybody says aye after every sentence. Its cold as shit, so everyone dresses like Eskimos and plays hockey. The ultimate job there is becoming a mounty. If you become a Mounties you have reached the top of the class structure. The government is made of all introverts cause they never get involved in any world politics even though they are a decently wealthy and advanced country. Everyone drinks Molsen and La Blatt even though its tastes like a skunk' butthole. Seriously though, i hardly ever think about Canada. I'm also banned for 5 years.
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#21681935 - 05/15/15 07:00 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: Patlal]
#21681945 - 05/15/15 07:08 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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I think, in the bigger scope of things, we're nearly identical. So all the 'Murica hate floating around the internet, like so many waterlogged shitsnakes, are pretty misguided. Also, it's a cliche.
I hate Murica. How very 1990's.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: SoupSandwich]
#21681949 - 05/15/15 07:11 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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I still think it's kinda weird canada is still apart of the british empire and the americans fought them off. +1 for america, -500 for being geopolitical unrealistic assholes though.
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Like Canada doesn't support every single war that America gets into?
They're one of our closest allies, as if that means anything.
How many Canadians are there? 30 million? Compared to the 300 million in the US?
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: SoupSandwich] 1
#21681957 - 05/15/15 07:17 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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SoupSandwich said: I think, in the bigger scope of things, we're nearly identical. So all the 'Murica hate floating around the internet, like so many waterlogged shitsnakes, are pretty misguided. Also, it's a cliche.
I hate Murica. How very 1990's.
You have no idea what you're talking abooot Canada and Murika are very different eh?
Now bug off you hoser. I'll give you a loonie, and a toonie to run down to Tim Hortons and get me a Double double.
Shit, is this racist?
Am I being racist in the pub? Are Canadians a race?
My bad. I actually love Canada. Thunder Bay smells like shit, though.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: Psychonautica]
#21681967 - 05/15/15 07:19 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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ha, well maybe there's a reason 90% of Canadians live in a 40 mile radius of the US border, but I can't think of it.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: SoupSandwich]
#21681978 - 05/15/15 07:24 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Canada fought in WWI, WWII, The gulf war, Afghanistan with the united states. They're ALWAYS apart of any coalition when the UK goes to war with anyone which is usually when the US is at war too.
You have to remember canada can't do anything with out UK permission, because they are still servants to the queen.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: Patlal] 1
#21681991 - 05/15/15 07:30 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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I really like your poutine. most of your people are overly nice.

I don't understand the obsession with hockey. Although it's better than fucking football. And the only place in the world curling is a thing I think.
Tim Hortons sucks. And it's too goddamn fucking cold.
Good maple syrup though.
That's about all I got.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: Shroomism]
#21681998 - 05/15/15 07:34 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Yeah, I can't think of anything Canadian that I absolutely can't live without. Surely, there's some scientists up there that have invented something, right?
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#21682010 - 05/15/15 07:37 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Dude, we have fucking poutine. And Canadian pussy is prime. Our pussy is so tight, if you shove a pencil up there it just disappears and queefs out a fine wooden mist.
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Jim Carrey is pretty good.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: SoupSandwich]
#21682045 - 05/15/15 07:51 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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We gave you Nickleback.
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NO NOT NICKLEBACK 
That one band who ripped off nirvana made it more pop sounding and then played it in every dentist waiting room and car radio 50,000 times. Don't bring up flash backs!
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And Beiber.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: stratocast]
#21682050 - 05/15/15 07:54 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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stratocast said: i hardly ever think about Canada. I'm also banned for 5 years.
So you've had a DUI. That is some bullshit. Fuckin Upity Canadians.
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#21682054 - 05/15/15 07:57 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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The horrors of nickleback
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The only problem with Canada is the fucking French speaking Montreal section. You can keep that. I love BC, Alberta and Ontario though.
Short answer is....The only problem with Canada is that there are Canadians there. lol
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: Thayendanegea]
#21682136 - 05/15/15 08:39 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Huh.
I expected more Fuck Canada answers than that. Turns out you Muricans are pretty cool
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: Thayendanegea] 1
#21682141 - 05/15/15 08:40 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Thayendanegea said: The only problem with Canada is the fucking French speaking Montreal section. You can keep that. I love BC, Alberta and Ontario though.
Short answer is....The only problem with Canada is that there are Canadians there. lol
That's a VERY good point. I used to work in Tech Support and whenever we would have Quebecians call in, they would ALWAYS be some of the most assholish, stuck up rude pieces of shit I've ever had the displeasure of trying to assist. FUCK those guys. All the rest of the Canadians that called in were cool as fucking shit. Those Quebecians make some damn good technical death metal though. That's the only thing they got going for them.
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Cognitive_Shift said: The horrors of nickleback

Instead of flashbacks you could just call them nicklebacks.
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Cognitive_Shift said: Canada fought in WWI, WWII, The gulf war, Afghanistan with the united states. They're ALWAYS apart of any coalition when the UK goes to war with anyone which is usually when the US is at war too.
You have to remember canada can't do anything with out UK permission, because they are still servants to the queen.
Canada has been an independent country for best part of a century. The Queen remains as head of state for ceremonial purposes only. Neither she nor the British government have any power over their country.
Canada, like Australia, New Zealand and all the other Commonwealth countries, which together represent the best part of a third of the worlds population, can sever ties with Britain and our Monarchy at any time they choose.
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I don't know enough about Canada.
Except that users are supplied with needles and a place to shoot. That still a thing?
Seems cool enough I guess.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: deucedbi9]
#21682165 - 05/15/15 08:48 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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deucedbi9 said: Canada, like Australia, New Zealand and all the other Commonwealth countries, which together represent the best part of a third of the worlds population, can sever ties with Britain and our Monarchy at any time they choose.
CAN doesn't mean has. Canada is still englands bitch.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: r00tuuu123]
#21682168 - 05/15/15 08:49 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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stratocast said: i hardly ever think about Canada. I'm also banned for 5 years.
So you've had a DUI. That is some bullshit. Fuckin Upity Canadians. 
Yep, isn't that stupid. Canadian bacon is good though. But not as good as regular bacon. And Canadian geese should be slaughtered and fed to inmates.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: stratocast]
#21682178 - 05/15/15 08:52 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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What you guys call Canadian bacon is some bastard version of our delicious peameal bacon. Canadian bacon isn't even Canadian as far as I'm concerned.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: stratocast]
#21682179 - 05/15/15 08:52 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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We've had a bunch of Canadian geese chilling here in Socal the past few months. Those fucks need to go home
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Go try to pet them. I heard Canadians are friendly.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: Shroomism]
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Shroomism said: We've had a bunch of Canadian geese chilling here in Socal the past few months. Those fucks need to go home
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Canadian geese are basically all from Quebec, if I had to wager a guess. Fucking assholes
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: Patlal]
#21682201 - 05/15/15 08:59 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Dude when I was working tech support, I had this one guy from Canada who called EVERY DAY, usually multiple times a day.. just to talk. He was really fucking nice... I think he was just really lonely and liked calling us because we were 24/7 support and generally nice. But damn man, 2 hour phone conversations and shit, telling everyone his life story and his day to day adventures. We'd put him on speakerphone a lot so everyone could listen because he would just talk for like 20 minutes straight and you just had to say mmhmm every once in a while. I think he lived in some bumfuck part of Nova Scotia. He was telling me how he took a canoe over the lake to pick up a giant piece of wood he made into a cool desk, then insisted on sending me pictures of it. Weird dude. But very very very nice. It was hard to tell him to fuck off I've got other calls to take because he was so damn nice.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: Shroomism]
#21682203 - 05/15/15 09:00 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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I don't mind Canada for the most part.. I have lived in a border state most of my life.I know a lot of Canadians who would be super passive aggressive most people think they are just being nice but they are being huge dicks.
At least the French don't try to hide it they are just huge dicks always. In general it's an ok place some great outdoors stuff but the high price of things like booze and gas with the passive aggressive attitude really bug the shit out of me.
Mexico is more my place hotter women cheaper booze and drugs and most importantly of all no Canadians
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: r00tuuu123]
#21682210 - 05/15/15 09:02 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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stratocast said: i hardly ever think about Canada. I'm also banned for 5 years.
So you've had a DUI. That is some bullshit. Fuckin Upity Canadians. 
Lol are you kidding me? It's a thousand times worse for a Canadian trying to get to the U.S. I've heard of people wino have had pardons and were refused entry. A family member got a DUI 30 years ago and was refused entry while on vacation with his family. To top it off, for awhile there we had homeland security doing "pre" border checks 200 yards before we even got back to our border crossing.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: Shroomism]
#21682212 - 05/15/15 09:02 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Shroomism said: We've had a bunch of Canadian geese chilling here in Socal the past few months. Those fucks need to go home
You should harvest the poop shrooms grow great in it.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: Patlal] 1
#21682241 - 05/15/15 09:11 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Patlal said: I don't think I've ever asked that question directly.
What's the general American opinion towards Canada?
All animosity towards me aside. Just in case I have skewed your ideology.
What comes up the most when you guys happen to be talking about Canada if that ever happens?
Been there multiple times. Nice scenery. The people were, by and large, quite friendly and polite. The majority of the women were attractive. Canadians don't seem to be as fat as Americans, though that appears to be changing. I quite enjoyed my visits and will return.
That being said, many Canadians seem to be under the impression that their shit doesn't stink. In that way they are very much "American".
I could go on and on but it boils down to this... Some Canadians are decent, some suck. Some Canadian laws are good, some suck. Some of the locals (areas) are nice, some suck. All in all, very American in those ways.
I'd finish this way... Canadians (and Americans) are just the flip side of the coin. Exactly the same, only different.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: luvdemshrooms]
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: luvdemshrooms] 1
#21682252 - 05/15/15 09:14 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Does canada have black ghettos as bad as americas? Americas are REALLLLLLY BAD
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That arch man....the small of that back..those eyes...those panties. I'm in love.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: 1234go]
#21682311 - 05/15/15 09:32 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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^^ Looks like she fiending for some dick :thumbups:
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Cognitive_Shift said: Does canada have black ghettos as bad as americas? Americas are REALLLLLLY BAD
This is a black ghetto in Canada (not kidding, that's a canadian ghetto)


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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: TopPmz]
#21682320 - 05/15/15 09:35 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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TopPmz said: The number one place in the country to meet hot college girls is a publix in my town. I don't honestly know that's true, but I've had a couple people tell me they read it somewhere.

You sure that wasn't me? I remember typing on here one time I liked to meet hot Latinas at Florida Publix stores when I was single.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: D.M.T] 1
#21682328 - 05/15/15 09:40 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Op I think you should keep your tarsands bullshit in the ground.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: Enjoywho]
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akira_akuma said: ALL AMERICANS WILL SUFFER UNDER THEIR REGIME AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
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Never.
That's what I thought.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: 1234go]
#21682350 - 05/15/15 09:47 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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That arch man....the small of that back..those eyes...those panties. I'm in love.
she looks like she's 13. Oh well old enough to bleed old enough to breed. Carry on.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: deucedbi9] 1
#21682358 - 05/15/15 09:51 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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deucedbi9 said: Canada, like Australia, New Zealand and all the other Commonwealth countries, which together represent the best part of a third of the worlds population, can sever ties with Britain and our Monarchy at any time they choose.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: Patlal]
#21682379 - 05/15/15 09:59 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Cognitive_Shift said: Does canada have black ghettos as bad as americas? Americas are REALLLLLLY BAD
This is a black ghetto in Canada (not kidding, that's a canadian ghetto)



I know appearance isn't everything but that just looks like your typical apartment complex. That cop looks like he's there for his nightly domestic.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: r00tuuu123]
#21682381 - 05/15/15 10:00 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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she looks like she's 13. Oh well old enough to bleed old enough to breed. Carry on.
Estella Warren, photo shoot she did to help promote Kangaroo Jack. She would have been 24 at the time.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: D.M.T]
#21682394 - 05/15/15 10:03 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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I don't see black people hanging out on their porch and eyeing you down to make sure your dope dealer is DCB sanctioned
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#21682447 - 05/15/15 10:21 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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she looks like she's 13.
LOL. No....she doesn't. She could pass as 18 maybe, but she's easily into her 20's.
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Gross
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: D.M.T]
#21682454 - 05/15/15 10:25 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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This is a black ghetto in Canada (not kidding, that's a canadian ghetto)



I know appearance isn't everything but that just looks like your typical apartment complex. That cop looks like he's there for his nightly domestic.
They are social housing complex owned by the city with low rent. You have to be poor to live in there otherwise you don't qualify.
The crack dealers come out at night.
Also, people aren't into vandalism and dumping garbage everywhere. They may be desperate addicts and criminals, but they like nice things too apparently.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: Patlal]
#21682486 - 05/15/15 10:37 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Man there is a town in Canada thunder bay . It's almost as depressive as Detroit.
The rest of it is pretty nice I haven't been in a few years now besides when I crossed the border by accident.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: trekie]
#21682560 - 05/15/15 11:03 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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trekie said: Man there is a town in Canada thunder bay . It's almost as depressive as Detroit.
The rest of it is pretty nice I haven't been in a few years now besides when I crossed the border by accident.
I mentioned thunder Bay. It's the first town across the border into Canada from Minnesota , and it smells like shit. Like. It literally smells like shit.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: D.M.T]
#21682630 - 05/15/15 11:20 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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TopPmz said: The number one place in the country to meet hot college girls is a publix in my town. I don't honestly know that's true, but I've had a couple people tell me they read it somewhere.

You sure that wasn't me? I remember typing on here one time I liked to meet hot Latinas at Florida Publix stores when I was single.
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/21212302#21212302
Haha, I'm sure, but that is a funny coincidence. 2 of my RL friends told me that, and its one specific publix in Tallahassee.
I agree with Shroomism about Quebecians. I used to work at a truck stop located next door to the largest RV dealership in the US, and there were constantly Canadians coming over in their new RV to get their propane tanks filled. I was the guy who filled them. Most of the Canadians were super nice, but every one from Québec was a giant dickbag.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: TopPmz]
#21682713 - 05/15/15 11:40 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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*Québécois
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: D.M.T]
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Canada doesn't really matter. I mean, come on, what the fuck have they ever done?
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They gave us sum 41 and Jim Carey. Good enough not to invade them for me.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: D.M.T]
#21682783 - 05/15/15 11:56 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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TopPmz said: I agree with Shroomism about Quebecians.
*Québécois
I'll take your word for it. I honestly had no idea.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: TopPmz]
#21682788 - 05/15/15 11:59 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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If only BC/Washington/Oregon and most of Cali were one country... I could give less of a shit about literally every other province or state though
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: Psychonautica]
#21682797 - 05/15/15 12:01 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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trekie said: Man there is a town in Canada thunder bay . It's almost as depressive as Detroit.
The rest of it is pretty nice I haven't been in a few years now besides when I crossed the border by accident.
I mentioned thunder Bay. It's the first town across the border into Canada from Minnesota , and it smells like shit. Like. It literally smells like shit.
Yeah but the USA side is awesome. Like seriously just miles of wood moose rivers lakes and bugs. Then you get to the Canadian side and you get to the the border and the woods are mostly gone.

Canadians perpetuate the lie that Canadians are super environmental friendly and A utopia of free healthcare and polar bears to fuck. But it is actually the greatest red menace on this planet.
The USA and Canada share one of the greatest resource on the planet in the comeing years. That is freash water lakes. What do this filthy reds do they are trying to put a nuclear waste dump one fucking mile from the lakes. Who the fuck does that. The enemy of mankind that's who. The area is also in an earthquake zone you think Japan was bad just wait till it happens in lakes when water is more important than oil .
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: trekie] 1
#21682814 - 05/15/15 12:05 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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You can thank the conservatives for every single thing you just mentioned. Prior to them we actually had enviromental regulations.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
#21682831 - 05/15/15 12:08 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Maybe Canadian is planning on invading the Midwest. I also don't like how high your sin tax is and your import on booze policy. Can't get a good American craft beer but I can buy a Cuban cigars.
Overall some Canadians are pretty cool. Your police force and border security have always been pretty chill . Not so much on the USA side .
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: trekie]
#21683108 - 05/15/15 01:20 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Yes. When I went to Montreal to get my eyes lasered, there was one smallish guy in the Canadian booth.
Him: Why are you entering Canada? Me: To get my eyes lasered. Him: I hear that works well. Good luck.
On the way back, 6 huge dudes that looked like they wanted to beat, then rape, then kill and eat me. Questions aplenty.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: luvdemshrooms]
#21683166 - 05/15/15 01:33 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Mine was literally "Why are you going into Canada." "Why not?" And he waved me through. On my way back the Americans asked me why I was going to America and I said I live there and they shot me 15 times.
Okay the second part was a joke but the first part was a true story.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: Psychonautica]
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I think Canada is a decent country
Different, but id almost think id wanna rather live there then America but there immigration requirments are quite a task
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: trekie]
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trekie said: Man there is a town in Canada thunder bay . It's almost as depressive as Detroit.
The rest of it is pretty nice I haven't been in a few years now besides when I crossed the border by accident.
I mentioned thunder Bay. It's the first town across the border into Canada from Minnesota , and it smells like shit. Like. It literally smells like shit.
Yeah but the USA side is awesome. Like seriously just miles of wood moose rivers lakes and bugs. Then you get to the Canadian side and you get to the the border and the woods are mostly gone.

Canadians perpetuate the lie that Canadians are super environmental friendly and A utopia of free healthcare and polar bears to fuck. But it is actually the greatest red menace on this planet.
The USA and Canada share one of the greatest resource on the planet in the comeing years. That is freash water lakes. What do this filthy reds do they are trying to put a nuclear waste dump one fucking mile from the lakes. Who the fuck does that. The enemy of mankind that's who. The area is also in an earthquake zone you think Japan was bad just wait till it happens in lakes when water is more important than oil .
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trekie said: Maybe Canadian is planning on invading the Midwest. I also don't like how high your sin tax is and your import on booze policy. Can't get a good American craft beer but I can buy a Cuban cigars.
Overall some Canadians are pretty cool. Your police force and border security have always been pretty chill . Not so much on the USA side .
Too many correction needed for m not to intervene.
1) We are not super environmentally friendly. We never really were. We have so much environment, we don't know what to do with it. Then again, we are removing the toxic oil from our sands. I guess we are cleaning up the environment after all
2) Our free health care is much better than the USA's. But compared the Europeans, we have a long way to go. We should copy/paste France's system entirely.
3) I'm gonna assume that by "red" you mean communism? If so, I'm not gonna address this. It's too retarded of an opinion to give an answer too.
4) Sin tax? Let's see. 0% tax on any gambling gain. That means you win 50 million, you get 50 million. Cigarettes are highly taxed. Which is amazing cause it has lowered the smoking rate by a lot. Smokers are filthy, stinky and poor. They need to disappear. Alcohol, you are entirely right. I just spent 100$ on three 24s... Cuban cigars can suck dicks too, they stick as bad as the other tobacco products
5) The Great Lakes are inside the Canadian shield. It's practically earthquake free. Even if there were a lvl 4 earthquake, what's gonna happen to the water? Some fish might get shaken up???
6) Invading the midwest? We know better than to face the US army on its own soil. Plus, Cleveland isn't that interesting...
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: SunnyD]
#21683286 - 05/15/15 02:08 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Canadian environmental laws were not scrapped by conservatives they just have failed to keep up with american legislation.If you dumped into waterway illegally in usa its jail time and a massive fine. Here its a thousand dollar fine snd the ministry of environment catches no one ever. Like there are years with no charges. 30 years ago you could point to Michigan and blame them but today ontario is way worse. Like they do stake out of factories in US. Test water and try figure out where its coming from. Canada's law have no teeth and are not being enforced. Canada gets no pass on ethnic ghettos either as there are lots of indian ghettos and reserves that look third world.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: Patlal] 1
#21683318 - 05/15/15 02:21 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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That's exactly what a commie Canadian would say.
Most US states also have tax free or close enough for most people. no fault lined eh

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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: trekie]
#21683341 - 05/15/15 02:26 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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trekie said: That's exactly what a commie Canadian would say.
Most US states also have tax free or close enough for most people. no fault lined eh

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Tax free what for most people?
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: Village-idiot]
#21683350 - 05/15/15 02:29 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Village-idiot said: It's like one big North Dakota and the people are friendly.
My ex spent some years in South Dakota. She talked like a Canadian all the time. It was pretty funny. I wonder why it's basically the same accent.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: Enjoywho]
#21683374 - 05/15/15 02:35 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Cleveland is not that interesting? As a native Ohioan i am appalled. There is the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, LeBron and the Cavs........??? Yeah come to think of it you're right. Not much going on there.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: trekie]
#21683380 - 05/15/15 02:37 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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trekie said: That's exactly what a commie Canadian would say.
Most US states also have tax free or close enough for most people. no fault lined eh

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Alright. Like i said, we might get lvl 4 earthquake.
So what?
You think there's gonna be a huge fissure under the lake draining all the water or something? This isn't a cartoon
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: D.M.T]
#21683381 - 05/15/15 02:38 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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TopPmz said: I agree with Shroomism about Quebecians...
Québécois are just badass ok we are pretty much like the rest of Canada but a drunker version and we just say sorry less often
Old French people are dicks with English people mainly because all that racism assimilation bullshit. like literaly the phrase on our license plate is :I REMEMBER: (in French) But I mean its mainly old people that lives in the forest and travel with their RV that have this mentality .
we can buy beer and gas at the same place and regular beer here is 10%, we rock 
I agree BC is more peaceful and stuff but I guess there are assholes everywhere
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: Patlal]
#21683385 - 05/15/15 02:39 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Cognitive_Shift said: Does canada have black ghettos as bad as americas? Americas are REALLLLLLY BAD
This is a black ghetto in Canada (not kidding, that's a canadian ghetto)
Yeah the poor areas of the Canadian cities I've been to are usually pretty small and intermixed with more middle-class areas. There are poor black people (mostly from the Caribbean) who live in such areas but it's a mix of different backgrounds and nationalities. I think Winnipeg is supposed to be about the roughest Canadian city, never been that far west myself.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: psi]
#21683393 - 05/15/15 02:41 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Cognitive_Shift said: Does canada have black ghettos as bad as americas? Americas are REALLLLLLY BAD
This is a black ghetto in Canada (not kidding, that's a canadian ghetto)
Yeah the poor areas of the Canadian cities I've been to are usually pretty small and intermixed with more middle-class areas. There are poor black people (mostly from the Caribbean) who live in such areas but it's a mix of different backgrounds and nationalities. I think Winnipeg is supposed to be about the roughest Canadian city, never been that far west myself.
East side Downtown in Van is crazy as shit . 300 crackheads at the same corner , people shooting up in every back street .Also Lots of Native that live in total poverty in the forest . its really sad and bad its just hidden from people
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: Jean-guy Masta]
#21683406 - 05/15/15 02:43 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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TopPmz said: I agree with Shroomism about Quebecians...
Québécois are just badass ok we are pretty much like the rest of Canada but a drunker version and we just say sorry less often
Old French people are dicks with English people mainly because all that racism assimilation bullshit. like literaly the phrase on our license plate is :WE WONT FORGET: (in French) But I mean its mainly old people that lives in the forest and travel with their RV that have this mentality .
we can buy beer and gas at the same place and regular beer here is 10%, we rock 
I agree BC is more peaceful and stuff but I guess there are assholes everywhere 
I agree. Quebec is awesome as fuck.
That is if you over look the taxes, the government mismanagement, the separatist party, the constant whining about the feds, the shitty roads, corruption, the horrible infrastructure of Montreal, the Olympic stadium and the Canadiens loss to the Lightning...
Other than that. Quebec is truly the most beautiful province of the country. Wonderful culture, art, cinema, theatre and comedy. And women. And cheap electricity. And all the lakes and forest and nature and every thing.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: Jean-guy Masta]
#21683409 - 05/15/15 02:44 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Cognitive_Shift said: Does canada have black ghettos as bad as americas? Americas are REALLLLLLY BAD
This is a black ghetto in Canada (not kidding, that's a canadian ghetto)
Yeah the poor areas of the Canadian cities I've been to are usually pretty small and intermixed with more middle-class areas. There are poor black people (mostly from the Caribbean) who live in such areas but it's a mix of different backgrounds and nationalities. I think Winnipeg is supposed to be about the roughest Canadian city, never been that far west myself.
East side Downtown in Van is crazy as shit . 300 crackheads at the same corner , people shooting up in every back street .Also Lots of Native that live in total poverty in the forest . its really sad and bad its just hidden from people
300 crackheads on the same corner?
Well, you've officially made me sad that I can't buy a machine gun
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: Patlal]
#21683418 - 05/15/15 02:47 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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That's how it is in Seattle at pioneer Park. Hella sketchy walking by there at night but it sure is easy to get hard drugs right off the bus at 3rd and pine. Just talk to the transients.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: Enjoywho]
#21683462 - 05/15/15 02:55 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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On east hasting , there is a homeless free market all street long . with a machine gun it would be pretty effective .
300 buying/selling crack on the corner and probably 500 along the street selling shit they find in the dumpsters
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: Jean-guy Masta]
#21683485 - 05/15/15 03:02 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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I like how they hang out outside the drug store.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: Enjoywho]
#21683492 - 05/15/15 03:04 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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They're waiting for methadone. Nasty heroin problem there unfortunately.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: Climbhigher]
#21683523 - 05/15/15 03:12 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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yea really bad heroin problem down there its sad, there is even a clinic where you can shoot yourself legally with medical supervison.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: Jean-guy Masta]
#21683529 - 05/15/15 03:13 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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It's a really bad everything problem 
Place is a nightmare.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: Jean-guy Masta]
#21683553 - 05/15/15 03:18 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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TopPmz said: I agree with Shroomism about Quebecians...
Québécois are just badass ok we are pretty much like the rest of Canada but a drunker version and we just say sorry less often
Old French people are dicks with English people mainly because all that racism assimilation bullshit. like literaly the phrase on our license plate is :I REMEMBER: (in French) But I mean its mainly old people that lives in the forest and travel with their RV that have this mentality .
we can buy beer and gas at the same place and regular beer here is 10%, we rock 
I agree BC is more peaceful and stuff but I guess there are assholes everywhere 
Can you speak English without a French-ish accent? If the answer is yes, then you have a chance. Would you ever go to America and flip out at someone who's trying to help you, because they don't speak French? If the answer is no, you have a chance.
We can buy beer and gas at the same place pretty much all over here. And it's cheaper.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: TopPmz]
#21683665 - 05/15/15 03:49 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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It's Ontario that's best known for restrictive alcohol laws. In both Canada and the US the laws about alcohol sales are mostly handled at the provincial or state level.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: TopPmz]
#21683759 - 05/15/15 04:17 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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TopPmz said: I agree with Shroomism about Quebecians...
Québécois are just badass ok we are pretty much like the rest of Canada but a drunker version and we just say sorry less often
Old French people are dicks with English people mainly because all that racism assimilation bullshit. like literaly the phrase on our license plate is :I REMEMBER: (in French) But I mean its mainly old people that lives in the forest and travel with their RV that have this mentality .
we can buy beer and gas at the same place and regular beer here is 10%, we rock 
I agree BC is more peaceful and stuff but I guess there are assholes everywhere 
Can you speak English without a French-ish accent? If the answer is yes, then you have a chance. Would you ever go to America and flip out at someone who's trying to help you, because they don't speak French? If the answer is no, you have a chance.
We can buy beer and gas at the same place pretty much all over here. And it's cheaper.
Well if a Spanish dude talks english with his Spanish accent would it be a bad thing ?, not sure what you are trying to say (you racist). I do talk with no accent but its mainly because of internet influence and travelling around canada.
For your second question , I mean who even does that ? we cant even be served in French in our own metropolis . I Don't think anybody would expect people speaking French in the states
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: psi]
#21683765 - 05/15/15 04:18 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Having only travelled Ontario I do have to say the people are nice though they don't get sarcasm well and appologize profusely when confronted by it. But northern Ontario is very nice and very clean. If you can take the Blackflys and Mosquitos it is a yes.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: r00tuuu123]
#21683778 - 05/15/15 04:22 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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I hate black flies . I wear a hat all summer because of those fuckers
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: Jean-guy Masta]
#21683797 - 05/15/15 04:31 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Well if a Spanish dude talks english with his Spanish accent would it be a bad thing ?, not sure what you are trying to say (you racist). I do talk with no accent but its mainly because of internet influence and travelling around canada.
Yes, but not as bad because it annoys me less than the French accent. I'm not racist. French isn't a race, and neither is Spanish. That's good.
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For your second question , I mean who even does that ? we cant even be served in French in our own metropolis . I Don't think anybody would expect people speaking French in the states 
The Québécois that I dealt with in my job. Believe me, they do expect it.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: TopPmz]
#21683888 - 05/15/15 05:09 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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TopPmz said: I agree with Shroomism about Quebecians...
Québécois are just badass ok we are pretty much like the rest of Canada but a drunker version and we just say sorry less often
Old French people are dicks with English people mainly because all that racism assimilation bullshit. like literaly the phrase on our license plate is :I REMEMBER: (in French) But I mean its mainly old people that lives in the forest and travel with their RV that have this mentality .
we can buy beer and gas at the same place and regular beer here is 10%, we rock 
I agree BC is more peaceful and stuff but I guess there are assholes everywhere 
Can you speak English without a French-ish accent? If the answer is yes, then you have a chance. Would you ever go to America and flip out at someone who's trying to help you, because they don't speak French? If the answer is no, you have a chance.
We can buy beer and gas at the same place pretty much all over here. And it's cheaper.
I've been speaking english since I was 6 years old. Still can't shake the accent completely.
When I get in the zone, I speak english flawlessly. Until of course I stumble on one word and then it all goes to shit. No GSP accent though. I can do it for fun, but I don't talk like that.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: Patlal]
#21683964 - 05/15/15 05:28 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Is your accent french, or Canadian?
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: TopPmz]
#21684004 - 05/15/15 05:35 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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TopPmz said: Is your accent french, or Canadian?
Canadian french
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: Patlal]
#21684014 - 05/15/15 05:37 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Oh, well to be honest your accent would annoy me a bit, then. But as long as you're a cool person, I'd look past it.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: TopPmz]
#21684032 - 05/15/15 05:39 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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He does not have a particularly heavy Canuck accent and speaks flawless English.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: zappaisgod]
#21684041 - 05/15/15 05:41 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Then he's A-okay in my book.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: TopPmz]
#21684047 - 05/15/15 05:42 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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He would have to prove himself in battle. It's hard to trust french speakers.
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I don't expect anyone who speaks french to be able to prove themselves in battle.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: TopPmz]
#21684092 - 05/15/15 05:50 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Gimme your cell number. I will battle
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: Patlal]
#21684112 - 05/15/15 05:53 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Um...how shall we cellularly battle?
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: TopPmz]
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: Psychonautica]
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Psychonautica said: Mine was literally "Why are you going into Canada." "Why not?" And he waved me through. On my way back the Americans asked me why I was going to America and I said I live there and they shot me 15 times.
Okay the second part was a joke but the first part was a true story.
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Psychonautica said: Mine was literally "Why are you going into Canada." "Why not?" And he waved me through. On my way back the Americans asked me why I was going to America and I said I live there and they shot me 15 times.
Okay the second part was a joke but the first part was a true story.
I took a bus to montreal and when they asked me that I was like "I dunno. I guess I'll just drink and stuff."(I was 19 at the time)
Then they searched all my shit, made me pull up my jeans to see if I had drugs taped to my legs, ran my passport, and took my phone back with them to record which hostel I was staying at.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: Patlal]
#21684149 - 05/15/15 05:59 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Lol I would say that they're happy as hell and smoke a lot of dabs! Oh Canada
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: Budsbunni]
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im so pissed that merica legalised first , we should of been the one doing it !! so much work with marc emery and jack herer and tons of other Canadian activist .
Atleast we know we have something to do with the legalisation in the states .America should thank us
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: Jean-guy Masta]
#21684189 - 05/15/15 06:09 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Jean-guy Masta said: im so pissed that merica legalised first , we should of been the one doing it !! so much work with marc emery and jack herer and tons of other Canadian activist .
Atleast we know we have something to do with the legalisation in the states .America should thank us
Thanks!
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: tito123]
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I took a bus to montreal and when they asked me that I was like "I dunno. I guess I'll just drink and stuff."(I was 19 at the time)
Then they searched all my shit, made me pull up my jeans to see if I had drugs taped to my legs, ran my passport, and took my phone back with them to record which hostel I was staying at.
Yeah I got strip searched down to my underwear trying to ride a snowmobile over the border The American border people were like "yeah they're assholes" when we came back into America. Honestly Canadians think they're so nice and chill compared to America, but in alot of ways they're really uptight compared to America, so it isn't like they're better company or anything.
U better shut up Canada. Don't make us come up there and liberate you.
Do you guys get Canadian Mist, and Black Velvet, and all those cheap blended whiskeys in Canada? I don't understand everyone says it is enxpensive there, but Canadian blended whiskeys are like the cheapest whiskey here pretty much.
What about Clearly Canadian?
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: moonrockmushy]
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Isn't Crown Royal Canadian? That shits good. The others aren't.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: TopPmz]
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jack herer
I've smoked that guy.
yea the dude is a legend got like 30 strain by his name . mainly he was one of the first to wrote a book in the 90s about cannabis historical uses (emperor wears no cloth), legalized hemp in canada and helped the decriminalization in Canada .
good canadian jack herer
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: moonrockmushy]
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moonrockmushy said: Do you guys get Canadian Mist, and Black Velvet, and all those cheap blended whiskeys in Canada? I don't understand everyone says it is enxpensive there, but Canadian blended whiskeys are like the cheapest whiskey here pretty much.
What about Clearly Canadian?
Canadian Mist and Black Velvet are both sold here, don't know about Clearly Canadian. There is no truly cheap alcohol here, no matter how shitty it is it's heavily taxed.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: psi]
#21684562 - 05/15/15 08:06 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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All I know about Canada is what South Park has showed me. Everyone there apparently has small beady eyes and flapping heads.
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