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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: Patlal]
#21681014 - 05/14/15 10:17 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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It's like one big North Dakota and the people are friendly.
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zZZz
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: Village-idiot]
#21681632 - 05/15/15 02:42 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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I used to think canaduh was like a beautiful place with beautiful people, until I found out op lived there, then it all went to shit real fast. I even wanted to go visit there, but all this American bashing by op now makes it a real turn off.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: zZZz]
#21681678 - 05/15/15 03:32 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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The Olympics prove that Canada still has the best hockey players. Many decades have shown that they have the good sense to not play there professionally.
Beyond that there are the Walleyes and I suppose Moose. If they could cross the Walleyes and the Moose and throw in genes from Gretzky and Bobby Orr, they might finally have a second export product.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: Brian Jones]
#21681705 - 05/15/15 03:55 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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I dunno.
I suppose you're going to tell us what Canada is all Abooot
I'm from Minnesota , so I might as well be Canadian. I play hockey, say eh, or aye, or whatever, and love poutine. Might as well be Canadian.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: Psychonautica]
#21681861 - 05/15/15 06:01 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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my state in the us shares a boarder with canada
i think canada is cool the use eh a lot on the end of a sentence
we go across the boarder when 18 to drink at bars its 21 over here
a lot of weed comes across the boarder to my state
canada is great can u still buy tylox over the counter
there was a canadian student i hung with he was a exchang student he got in trouble and was sent to the us for punishment
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: delwel69]
#21681933 - 05/15/15 06:58 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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So I've never been to Canada so this is my totally ignorant response about what i think about Canada. First of all everybody says aye after every sentence. Its cold as shit, so everyone dresses like Eskimos and plays hockey. The ultimate job there is becoming a mounty. If you become a Mounties you have reached the top of the class structure. The government is made of all introverts cause they never get involved in any world politics even though they are a decently wealthy and advanced country. Everyone drinks Molsen and La Blatt even though its tastes like a skunk' butthole. Seriously though, i hardly ever think about Canada. I'm also banned for 5 years.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: stratocast] 2
#21681935 - 05/15/15 07:00 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: Patlal]
#21681945 - 05/15/15 07:08 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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I think, in the bigger scope of things, we're nearly identical. So all the 'Murica hate floating around the internet, like so many waterlogged shitsnakes, are pretty misguided. Also, it's a cliche.
I hate Murica. How very 1990's.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: SoupSandwich]
#21681949 - 05/15/15 07:11 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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I still think it's kinda weird canada is still apart of the british empire and the americans fought them off. +1 for america, -500 for being geopolitical unrealistic assholes though.
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Like Canada doesn't support every single war that America gets into?
They're one of our closest allies, as if that means anything.
How many Canadians are there? 30 million? Compared to the 300 million in the US?
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: SoupSandwich] 1
#21681957 - 05/15/15 07:17 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
SoupSandwich said: I think, in the bigger scope of things, we're nearly identical. So all the 'Murica hate floating around the internet, like so many waterlogged shitsnakes, are pretty misguided. Also, it's a cliche.
I hate Murica. How very 1990's.
You have no idea what you're talking abooot Canada and Murika are very different eh?
Now bug off you hoser. I'll give you a loonie, and a toonie to run down to Tim Hortons and get me a Double double.
Shit, is this racist?
Am I being racist in the pub? Are Canadians a race?
My bad. I actually love Canada. Thunder Bay smells like shit, though.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: Psychonautica]
#21681967 - 05/15/15 07:19 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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ha, well maybe there's a reason 90% of Canadians live in a 40 mile radius of the US border, but I can't think of it.
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Cognitive_Shift
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: SoupSandwich]
#21681978 - 05/15/15 07:24 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Canada fought in WWI, WWII, The gulf war, Afghanistan with the united states. They're ALWAYS apart of any coalition when the UK goes to war with anyone which is usually when the US is at war too.
You have to remember canada can't do anything with out UK permission, because they are still servants to the queen.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: Patlal] 1
#21681991 - 05/15/15 07:30 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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I really like your poutine. most of your people are overly nice.

I don't understand the obsession with hockey. Although it's better than fucking football. And the only place in the world curling is a thing I think.
Tim Hortons sucks. And it's too goddamn fucking cold.
Good maple syrup though.
That's about all I got.
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: Shroomism]
#21681998 - 05/15/15 07:34 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Yeah, I can't think of anything Canadian that I absolutely can't live without. Surely, there's some scientists up there that have invented something, right?
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#21682010 - 05/15/15 07:37 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Dude, we have fucking poutine. And Canadian pussy is prime. Our pussy is so tight, if you shove a pencil up there it just disappears and queefs out a fine wooden mist.
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SoupSandwich




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Jim Carrey is pretty good.
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larry.fisherman
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Re: What do you Muricans think of Canada? [Re: SoupSandwich]
#21682045 - 05/15/15 07:51 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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We gave you Nickleback.
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Cognitive_Shift
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NO NOT NICKLEBACK 
That one band who ripped off nirvana made it more pop sounding and then played it in every dentist waiting room and car radio 50,000 times. Don't bring up flash backs!
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larry.fisherman
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And Beiber.
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