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Shroomopotamus
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Elderly prophecies - dark days ahead leading to a bright new future
#21679249 - 05/14/15 03:13 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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This chicks like 70 or so She gave me a half grown weed plant about a month ago Says she can speak with plants Says there's somewhere with enough gold hidden away to make us all rich that we're all entitled to that we will all soon receive a portion of Says E.T. life is here on the planet Says E.T. life is going to be helping us out in some way or another Says she's seen her guardian angel while hiking and the guardian angel disappeared Says she sees the same UFO's I have seen Says the banks will soon close up to two weeks due to a global financial fallout and to stock up on food and gas and toilet paper
Pretty cool chick She may be my guardian angel, I'm not sure
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    This is a trap! A trap! You are all busted! Busted! You fools!
If a time comes where I fail to appear I've been abducted and I will miss you all Please smile and pet puppies as often as possible Be happy Be nice (<3);}
Edited by Shroomopotamus (05/14/15 03:31 PM)
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Moonshoe
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Re: Elderly prophecies - dark days ahead leading to a bright new future [Re: Shroomopotamus]
#21679267 - 05/14/15 03:18 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Thats a nice gift and a lot of advice she gave her you should at least give her some head
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TopPmz
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Re: Elderly prophecies - dark days ahead leading to a bright new future [Re: Shroomopotamus]
#21679296 - 05/14/15 03:26 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Sounds like a cool old lady. Ask her to talk to the plant she gave you and tell you how it feels.
-------------------- "Freedom Isn't Free" is only half correct. True freedom doesn't exist in the society we exist in. What the saying really means is "The Illusion of Freedom Isn't Free"
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Salomon
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Re: Elderly prophecies - dark days ahead leading to a bright new future [Re: TopPmz]
#21679310 - 05/14/15 03:31 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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i wonder if weed is bummed out when we smoke it
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Oggy
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Re: Elderly prophecies - dark days ahead leading to a bright new future [Re: Salomon]
#21679325 - 05/14/15 03:33 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Salomon said: i wonder if weed is bummed out when we smoke it
If you died a virgin would you be bummed out?
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Salomon
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Re: Elderly prophecies - dark days ahead leading to a bright new future [Re: Oggy]
#21679337 - 05/14/15 03:37 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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well i currently am a virgin, and if i died tonight, nah i'd be cool with it.
then again im not a plant
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Oggy
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Re: Elderly prophecies - dark days ahead leading to a bright new future [Re: Salomon]
#21679409 - 05/14/15 03:53 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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