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OfflineChameleonTruffle
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Man thought I was a prostitute
    #21677953 - 05/14/15 07:29 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Yesterday at around 5:30, I was walking around the city like I always do. While I was on the sidewalk, this cardrives by me and slows down to my pace and in it, there's this guy in his 50s I assumed. He takes out  a huge wad of cash and asks me in English if I wanted money and motioned his hands for me to hop in his car. I tried my hardest to ignore him, but I actually considered it for a second and then came to terms with myself lol. He sees that I don't wanna get in, but as he drives off, he sees me laugh and then he slows down again and asks me again if I wanted to get in the car and do stuff for money. Honestly, what the hell. I wasn't even in a part of town that is known for prostitution. And I don't look like a prostitute. Shit, I'm 18 and I look like I'm 15, I don't get why these old dudes are so into young looking girls. I guess it's a fetish thing. Fucking gross in my opinion.


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: ChameleonTruffle]
    #21677966 - 05/14/15 07:33 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I agree. Yesterday I was walking into walmart and outside there is this old guy staring at females like no one knew what he was doing. I swear the girls were actually 15 though...


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: ChameleonTruffle] * 5
    #21677967 - 05/14/15 07:33 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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I don't get why these old dudes are so into young looking girls.





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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: 1234go]
    #21677973 - 05/14/15 07:35 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Should have spit on him


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: twelvelookslikeu]
    #21677985 - 05/14/15 07:40 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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twelvelookslikeu said:
Should have spit on him



Goddamn, I should've. I was too far from the car though. After he left I thought to myself "yo you coulda snatched up that cash then broken his nose"
Some old dudes really need to calm down and jerk it to someone that's of age.


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: ChameleonTruffle]
    #21677987 - 05/14/15 07:42 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

That guys pretty stupid, shoulda told him to fuck off


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: ChameleonTruffle] * 8
    #21678144 - 05/14/15 08:48 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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ChameleonTruffle said:
Yesterday at around 5:30, I was walking around the city like I always do. While I was on the sidewalk, this cardrives by me and slows down to my pace and in it, there's this guy in his 50s I assumed. He takes out  a huge wad of cash and asks me in English if I wanted money and motioned his hands for me to hop in his car. I tried my hardest to ignore him, but I actually considered it for a second and then came to terms with myself lol. He sees that I don't wanna get in, but as he drives off, he sees me laugh and then he slows down again and asks me again if I wanted to get in the car and do stuff for money. Honestly, what the hell. I wasn't even in a part of town that is known for prostitution. And I don't look like a prostitute. Shit, I'm 18 and I look like I'm 15, I don't get why these old dudes are so into young looking girls. I guess it's a fetish thing. Fucking gross in my opinion.





its cuz young chicks are fuckin hot. duh

who doesnt wanna fuck an 18 year old?


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: twelvelookslikeu] * 2
    #21678158 - 05/14/15 08:53 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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twelvelookslikeu said:
Should have spit on him



You should have spit on it and took his money :lol:


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: twelvelookslikeu]
    #21678162 - 05/14/15 08:56 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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twelvelookslikeu said:
Should have spit on him





lol yesterday when i was leaving work you gotta cross this road to leave the building to get into the parking lot

this fuckin huge cement truck comes barrelling down from behind me (like as im walking) and completely cuts me fff like such a fucking cuntface and almost hit me. instantly i hocked up a loogey and spit on his truck. like fuck you

ik he doesnt care but it made me feel better. like that dude was such a cunt


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #21678164 - 05/14/15 08:57 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I have the same problem on the opposite side OP

When I walk on the sidewalk women slow down and offers me money all the time to do "stuff"...

It makes me feel like a piece of meat.


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: Patlal] * 3
    #21678168 - 05/14/15 08:59 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Patlal said:
I have the same problem on the opposite side OP

When I walk on the sidewalk women slow down and offers me money all the time to do "stuff"...

It makes me feel like a piece of meat.



You must feel so degraded :woah:


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: Patlal]
    #21678176 - 05/14/15 09:02 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I once went into a gay bar and I was around 18/19 and I sure did feel like a piece of meat.  I took the free drink and ran.


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #21678190 - 05/14/15 09:07 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

lol was he arabic or south american?

If u live in a big city ur probably gonna have that happen more in the future.


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: ChameleonTruffle]
    #21678191 - 05/14/15 09:07 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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ChameleonTruffle said:
Yesterday at around 5:30, I was walking around the city like I always do. While I was on the sidewalk, this cardrives by me and slows down to my pace and in it, there's this guy in his 50s I assumed. He takes out  a huge wad of cash and asks me in English if I wanted money and motioned his hands for me to hop in his car. I tried my hardest to ignore him, but I actually considered it for a second and then came to terms with myself lol. He sees that I don't wanna get in, but as he drives off, he sees me laugh and then he slows down again and asks me again if I wanted to get in the car and do stuff for money. Honestly, what the hell. I wasn't even in a part of town that is known for prostitution. And I don't look like a prostitute. Shit, I'm 18 and I look like I'm 15, I don't get why these old dudes are so into young looking girls. I guess it's a fetish thing. Fucking gross in my opinion.




"I actually considered it"


I bet you did. :cookiemonster:


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: Bassfreak]
    #21678315 - 05/14/15 09:56 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Bassfreak said:

who doesnt wanna fuck an 15 year old?




Fixed that for you.


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: teamkiller]
    #21678406 - 05/14/15 10:24 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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teamkiller said:
lol was he arabic or south american?

If u live in a big city ur probably gonna have that happen more in the future.



He was a local.
It's not like I'm not used to things like this happening it's just that no one has actually taken out a wad of cash and actually offer it to me if I got in their car.
Most of the times it's actually funny seeing these old guys try. They think they can actually bang good looking teenagers :rofl2:


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: ChameleonTruffle] * 1
    #21678414 - 05/14/15 10:26 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

don't make fun, one day you're gonna be a fat old man with an excess of money too.


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: teamkiller]
    #21678432 - 05/14/15 10:30 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Implying a young (presumably) beautiful woman will become a fat old man.
Oh you!


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: drege]
    #21678438 - 05/14/15 10:31 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

everyone gets old and desperate at some point.


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: Patlal]
    #21678445 - 05/14/15 10:36 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
I have the same problem on the opposite side OP

When I walk on the sidewalk women slow down and offers me money all the time to do "stuff"...

It makes me feel like a piece of meat.



:archiebunker:


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: teamkiller]
    #21678450 - 05/14/15 10:36 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Yes but we we'll all be old fat men, regardless of our current or birth gender . . .
(I'm fucking with you, chilax scro)


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: teamkiller] * 1
    #21678452 - 05/14/15 10:37 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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teamkiller said:
don't make fun, one day you're gonna be a fat old man with an excess of money too.



Ohhh how I long for those days when I'm finally a fat old man...
Cigar in hand
Whiskey in another
And a teenage hoe on my old, crusty dick
Ahhh yes. The image is so vivid right now
Oh! What's this in the mail? A birthday card for a quinceañera?! Oh boy, what a night!


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: ChameleonTruffle]
    #21678459 - 05/14/15 10:39 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

:pedobearhide:


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: ChameleonTruffle] * 2
    #21678473 - 05/14/15 10:43 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I love how OP says its "fucking gross" but before that admitted she was seriously contemplating going with the guy...


cant be that gross now, can it?


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 1
    #21678486 - 05/14/15 10:48 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Bill_Oreilly said:
I love how OP says its "fucking gross" but before that admitted she was seriously contemplating going with the guy...


cant be that gross now, can it?



Yeah it's gross but I'm broke as fuck and the money looked good for a solid second or two.
Just cuz someone eats all their food from their plate doesn't mean they liked it. Maybe they were just hungry.


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: ChameleonTruffle] * 1
    #21678496 - 05/14/15 10:54 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I met a girl who hated the world
She used her body to sell her soul

Every time they'd break her and pay
Tear out her heart and leave her in pain


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: OhMrJohnson] * 1
    #21678645 - 05/14/15 11:48 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

haha just cuz it hasnt been said yet...


pics or it didnt happen


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: Bassfreak] * 1
    #21678670 - 05/14/15 11:59 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Bassfreak said:
haha just cuz it hasnt been said yet...


pics or it didnt happen





srs  good look, we need pics of OP to confirm prostitute lookingness :ifyoucanawe:


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: Salomon]
    #21678671 - 05/14/15 11:59 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Salomon said:
Quote:

Bassfreak said:
haha just cuz it hasnt been said yet...


pics or it didnt happen





srs  good look, we need pics of OP to confirm prostitute lookingness :ifyoucanawe:





precisely

we'll be the judge


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: Bassfreak]
    #21678681 - 05/14/15 12:02 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I personally don't want to fuck 18 year olds.  :shrug:  I find I like my women a bit older. 26-32 are when women really learn some pussy control. :derfase:


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: TheGreenArrow] * 2
    #21678689 - 05/14/15 12:04 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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TheGreenArrow said:
I personally don't want to fuck 18 year olds.  :shrug:  I find I like my women a bit older. 26-32 are when women really learn some pussy control. :derfase:



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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: Bassfreak]
    #21678991 - 05/14/15 01:46 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Bassfreak said:
Quote:

Salomon said:
Quote:

Bassfreak said:
haha just cuz it hasnt been said yet...


pics or it didnt happen





srs  good look, we need pics of OP to confirm prostitute lookingness :ifyoucanawe:





precisely

we'll be the judge



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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: ChameleonTruffle] * 2
    #21679023 - 05/14/15 02:00 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

How much money did he hand you?

I'll double it!

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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: ChameleonTruffle]
    #21679028 - 05/14/15 02:01 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

well think about it this way, you have a chance to prove to the world that you DON'T look like one:cookiemonster:


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: ChameleonTruffle] * 1
    #21679039 - 05/14/15 02:05 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Please be careful.  I'd get a tazer or something if I was a woman walking alone around the streets.  That sucks to have people treat you like that.  There are some real crazies out there too.

You don't need to post pics they're just being dicks.

If you see him again call the cops and tell them he is harassing women.


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #21679092 - 05/14/15 02:22 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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moonrockmushy said:
Please be careful.  I'd get a tazer or something if I was a woman walking alone around the streets.  That sucks to have people treat you like that.  There are some real crazies out there too.

You don't need to post pics they're just being dicks.

If you see him again call the cops and tell them he is harassing women.




What's the crime?  Asking a woman if she wants to go for a ride and showing her that you have money?  That's not a crime.


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: qman]
    #21679126 - 05/14/15 02:36 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I think its obvious what he wanted. :rolleyes:


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: qman] * 1
    #21681078 - 05/14/15 10:31 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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qman said:
What's the crime?  Asking a woman if she wants to go for a ride and showing her that you have money?  That's not a crime.



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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: ChameleonTruffle] * 1
    #21681587 - 05/15/15 02:08 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Reminds me of this one time this one guy came up to me and asked me if he could blow me for some $$. I was just buying a burger, everywhere is a red light district to these bastards. :shrug:


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: ChameleonTruffle] * 1
    #21682016 - 05/15/15 07:39 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Well, I'm gonna give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he just wanted to lure you into his car so he could murder you.  Not some run-of-the mill "john" Sleep tight, pumpkin.


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: zZZz]
    #21682027 - 05/15/15 07:45 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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zZZz said:
Reminds me of this one time this one guy came up to me and asked me if he could blow me for some $$. I was just buying a burger, everywhere is a red light district to these bastards. :shrug:





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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: SoupSandwich]
    #21682058 - 05/15/15 07:59 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

He told him to make like a turkey.


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: larry.fisherman] * 1
    #21682553 - 05/15/15 11:01 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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He told him to make like a turkey.



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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: 1234go] * 2
    #21682573 - 05/15/15 11:06 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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I don't get why these old dudes are so into young looking girls.




Have you seen the old ones?


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    #21682604 - 05/15/15 11:14 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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I don't get why these old dudes are so into young looking girls.




Have you seen the old ones?




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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #21682613 - 05/15/15 11:16 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Women aren't like men in that they age on a linear scale. Women have an expiration date after which none but the bravest muff diver will tap.

20 year old women are a hot commodity :wink:


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: Salomon]
    #21682664 - 05/15/15 11:29 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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He told him to make like a turkey.



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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: ModestMouse]
    #21682689 - 05/15/15 11:34 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Women aren't like men in that they age on a linear scale. Women have an expiration date after which none but the bravest muff diver will tap.





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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: ChameleonTruffle]
    #21682695 - 05/15/15 11:34 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

If u got in that car you probably would be chained to a furnace in an underground dungeon right now.

If I'm ever so desperate for sex it comes to genuinely harassing strangers on the street, I give the girl permission to blow my brains out. I'll be an old fart in Vegas gambling with my retirement though so u got nothing to worry about


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: ModestMouse]
    #21682808 - 05/15/15 12:03 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Women aren't like men in that they age on a linear scale. Women have an expiration date after which none but the bravest muff diver will tap.

20 year old women are a hot commodity :wink:




I know that is sort of a joke, but that statement has alot of sad truth to it.  In some places women, especially young and vulnerable women are treated like a commodity.  It's fucked up.  I'm not even against prostitution but when it is unregulated shit tends to be very questionable, I guess because people are fucked up. 

If you're like me there's really only a select few women who are really on the same page.  It is true that alot of women want you to put on some sort of show, and I find that feels artificial and dehumanizing.  Alot of people don't want someone who is going to be themselves, they want someone to complete them and make all their wildest fantasies come true.  Some 30-40 year olds are beautiful.  You can't even deny that, and don't give me any statistics BS because there are other factors at play too.

I get the idea of a young girl being attractive and innocent or whatever, it is a nice fantasy, but first of all that is still a person and you should view them as such, and secondly the reality does not exactly match the fantasy.  You get these young girls into older guys for money and whatever other reasons, idunno why really ask them, and then these guys that are into younger girls because that is all they are attracted to sexually for whatever reason, and then they both become bitter and have a string of failed relationships and turn into psychos.  I'm all set.


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #21682902 - 05/15/15 12:29 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I'll give you one reason why that is flawed thinking.
Your not expecting this, what with me saying 'flawed' you'll probably think I'm about to say that its like wrong or whatever.
Fuck that.
Young women are shit people, you will find few that will entertain your sick twisted, weird ultra taboo sexual appetites - and frankly if you have a vanilla sex drive you deserve one of these empty-headed young bitches.
I want a woman, a woman that complains that she can't suck my cock at the same time as I'm fucking it into her.
She should love riding my face like its the bare back of a wild stallion, she should be thoroughly comfortable and enthusiastic about many variants of anal penetration with no restrictions to who's butt it is.
And she should have a drivers license and been born in an era when a carrier was something you were born into , not something you sacrificed the first half of your life to become.

Sexy teenage/20's girls are just that; GIRLS, WEMEN are the equal to MEN.
:ass2mouth:  :69:  :3some:  :buttsex:  :pimpslap:  :bdsm:  :bondage:  :badslave:  :redwings:  :lickass:

The real interesting thing is to get one in her late teens and stay with her till she becomes a woman as a result of natural maturation, its like growing a fruit tree from a sprouting piece of rotten fruit


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: drege]
    #21683298 - 05/15/15 02:15 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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drege said:
I'll give you one reason why that is flawed thinking.
Your not expecting this, what with me saying 'flawed' you'll probably think I'm about to say that its like wrong or whatever.
Fuck that.
Young women are shit people, you will find few that will entertain your sick twisted, weird ultra taboo sexual appetites - and frankly if you have a vanilla sex drive you deserve one of these empty-headed young bitches.
I want a woman, a woman that complains that she can't suck my cock at the same time as I'm fucking it into her.
She should love riding my face like its the bare back of a wild stallion, she should be thoroughly comfortable and enthusiastic about many variants of anal penetration with no restrictions to who's butt it is.
And she should have a drivers license and been born in an era when a carrier was something you were born into , not something you sacrificed the first half of your life to become.

Sexy teenage/20's girls are just that; GIRLS, WEMEN are the equal to MEN.
:ass2mouth:  :69:  :3some:  :buttsex:  :pimpslap:  :bdsm:  :bondage:  :badslave:  :redwings:  :lickass:

The real interesting thing is to get one in her late teens and stay with her till she becomes a woman as a result of natural maturation, its like growing a fruit tree from a sprouting piece of rotten fruit




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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: Bassfreak]
    #21683315 - 05/15/15 02:20 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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ChameleonTruffle said:
Yesterday at around 5:30, I was walking around the city like I always do. While I was on the sidewalk, this cardrives by me and slows down to my pace and in it, there's this guy in his 50s I assumed. He takes out  a huge wad of cash and asks me in English if I wanted money and motioned his hands for me to hop in his car. I tried my hardest to ignore him, but I actually considered it for a second and then came to terms with myself lol. He sees that I don't wanna get in, but as he drives off, he sees me laugh and then he slows down again and asks me again if I wanted to get in the car and do stuff for money. Honestly, what the hell. I wasn't even in a part of town that is known for prostitution. And I don't look like a prostitute. Shit, I'm 18 and I look like I'm 15, I don't get why these old dudes are so into young looking girls. I guess it's a fetish thing. Fucking gross in my opinion.





its cuz young chicks are fuckin hot. duh

who doesnt wanna fuck an 18 year old?





I know it's funny how everyone is acting like this isn't common knolodge.  What's funnier is how dumb the OP is for not already knowing this.


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: ShootinD5nukes]
    #21683330 - 05/15/15 02:23 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Are you a prostitute? I got 5 on it if some of the homies wanna go in on it. :lol:


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: ChameleonTruffle]
    #21683336 - 05/15/15 02:24 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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twelvelookslikeu said:
Should have spit on him



Goddamn, I should've. I was too far from the car though. After he left I thought to myself "yo you coulda snatched up that cash then broken his nose"
Some old dudes really need to calm down and jerk it to someone that's of age.




If you spit on him you probably woulda made 5 bucks too.


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21683349 - 05/15/15 02:29 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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twelvelookslikeu said:
Should have spit on him



Goddamn, I should've. I was too far from the car though. After he left I thought to myself "yo you coulda snatched up that cash then broken his nose"
Some old dudes really need to calm down and jerk it to someone that's of age.




If you spit on him you probably woulda made 5 bucks too.





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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: ShootinD5nukes]
    #21683352 - 05/15/15 02:30 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I'll match that. You gotta call me a dirty whore too though.


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21683363 - 05/15/15 02:33 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I'll do it.


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: TopPmz]
    #21683842 - 05/15/15 04:51 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: ShootinD5nukes]
    #21683993 - 05/15/15 05:33 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Bassfreak said:
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ChameleonTruffle said:
Yesterday at around 5:30, I was walking around the city like I always do. While I was on the sidewalk, this cardrives by me and slows down to my pace and in it, there's this guy in his 50s I assumed. He takes out  a huge wad of cash and asks me in English if I wanted money and motioned his hands for me to hop in his car. I tried my hardest to ignore him, but I actually considered it for a second and then came to terms with myself lol. He sees that I don't wanna get in, but as he drives off, he sees me laugh and then he slows down again and asks me again if I wanted to get in the car and do stuff for money. Honestly, what the hell. I wasn't even in a part of town that is known for prostitution. And I don't look like a prostitute. Shit, I'm 18 and I look like I'm 15, I don't get why these old dudes are so into young looking girls. I guess it's a fetish thing. Fucking gross in my opinion.





its cuz young chicks are fuckin hot. duh

who doesnt wanna fuck an 18 year old?





I know it's funny how everyone is acting like this isn't common knolodge.  What's funnier is how dumb the OP is for not already knowing this.



It was a rhetorical question. Nothing gets past you guys, huh...
I'm just trying to state that men shouldn't be doing these sorts of things to young girls, especially when they could be younger than 18


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: ChameleonTruffle] * 1
    #21684000 - 05/15/15 05:34 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

But you weren't. :shrug:


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: ChameleonTruffle]
    #21684034 - 05/15/15 05:40 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

ChameleonTruffle

let us see a pic of what you look like.  Let us see if a mistake was made on the "John's" part.


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: ShootinD5nukes]
    #21684900 - 05/15/15 09:40 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Fuking perverts


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: Salomon]
    #21684928 - 05/15/15 09:50 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: drege]
    #21684935 - 05/15/15 09:53 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: drege]
    #21685314 - 05/15/15 11:41 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I got a hundred dollars to let this guy suck my dick.
Was gonna fuck him anyways but needed the money.


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21685328 - 05/15/15 11:44 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

every time i read this thread it's differnt
man saw me and thought i was a prostitute
man I saw a girl and thought she was a prostitute
man I thought I could work the strip but it's not working out how I planned


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: Konyap]
    #21685356 - 05/15/15 11:52 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I'll give you 20 if you spit in my mouth.


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21685365 - 05/15/15 11:54 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Who do you think I am? Some cheap whore??

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Read it again.
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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: Individual]
    #21685493 - 05/16/15 12:31 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

No way! You're a high class, 200 dollars a night whore! The best kind.


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: ChameleonTruffle] * 1
    #21685539 - 05/16/15 12:51 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Just be glad youre looking good and attractive anyway...
People could be laughing instead as you pass by.
Count your blessings in life and remember-
Its a crazy , sick world. There are much worse things you will encounter


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: Individual]
    #21686906 - 05/16/15 12:23 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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Who do you think I am? Some cheap whore??

:snub:




I know you are.


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