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OfflineEnjoywho
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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: ChameleonTruffle] * 1
    #21684000 - 05/15/15 05:34 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

But you weren't. :shrug:


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: ChameleonTruffle]
    #21684034 - 05/15/15 05:40 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

ChameleonTruffle

let us see a pic of what you look like.  Let us see if a mistake was made on the "John's" part.


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Go Linux.


Edited by ShootinD5nukes (05/15/15 05:41 PM)


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: ShootinD5nukes]
    #21684900 - 05/15/15 09:40 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Fuking perverts


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: Salomon]
    #21684928 - 05/15/15 09:50 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Salomon said:
:creepylurker:

dis is gettin gewd




I know right


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: drege]
    #21684935 - 05/15/15 09:53 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Shop for: Buttseks, Scales

Amazon knows what's up.


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: Distorted Vision] * 1
    #21685070 - 05/15/15 10:35 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)



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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: drege]
    #21685314 - 05/15/15 11:41 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I got a hundred dollars to let this guy suck my dick.
Was gonna fuck him anyways but needed the money.


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21685328 - 05/15/15 11:44 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

every time i read this thread it's differnt
man saw me and thought i was a prostitute
man I saw a girl and thought she was a prostitute
man I thought I could work the strip but it's not working out how I planned


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: Konyap]
    #21685356 - 05/15/15 11:52 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I'll give you 20 if you spit in my mouth.


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"I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21685365 - 05/15/15 11:54 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Who do you think I am? Some cheap whore??

:snub:


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Re: Man I thought was a prostitute [Re: Konyap]
    #21685381 - 05/15/15 11:57 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Read it again.
:nicesmile:


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: Individual]
    #21685493 - 05/16/15 12:31 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

No way! You're a high class, 200 dollars a night whore! The best kind.


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: ChameleonTruffle] * 1
    #21685539 - 05/16/15 12:51 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Just be glad youre looking good and attractive anyway...
People could be laughing instead as you pass by.
Count your blessings in life and remember-
Its a crazy , sick world. There are much worse things you will encounter


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: Individual]
    #21686906 - 05/16/15 12:23 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Individual said:
Who do you think I am? Some cheap whore??

:snub:




I know you are.


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"I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"


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