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SoupSandwich




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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: zZZz]
#21682027 - 05/15/15 07:45 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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zZZz said: Reminds me of this one time this one guy came up to me and asked me if he could blow me for some $$. I was just buying a burger, everywhere is a red light district to these bastards. 
So, what'd you say?
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larry.fisherman
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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: SoupSandwich]
#21682058 - 05/15/15 07:59 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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He told him to make like a turkey.
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Salomon
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XLCaps said: He told him to make like a turkey.
and gobble some cock?
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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: 1234go] 2
#21682573 - 05/15/15 11:06 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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I don't get why these old dudes are so into young looking girls.
Have you seen the old ones?
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sanchothestoner
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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: ModestMouse] 1
#21682604 - 05/15/15 11:14 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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I don't get why these old dudes are so into young looking girls.
Have you seen the old ones?
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ModestMouse
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Women aren't like men in that they age on a linear scale. Women have an expiration date after which none but the bravest muff diver will tap.
20 year old women are a hot commodity
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larry.fisherman
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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: Salomon]
#21682664 - 05/15/15 11:29 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Salomon said:
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XLCaps said: He told him to make like a turkey.
and gobble some cock?
*gobblegobble*
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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: ModestMouse]
#21682689 - 05/15/15 11:34 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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ModestMouse said: Women aren't like men in that they age on a linear scale. Women have an expiration date after which none but the bravest muff diver will tap.
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ManianFH
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If u got in that car you probably would be chained to a furnace in an underground dungeon right now.
If I'm ever so desperate for sex it comes to genuinely harassing strangers on the street, I give the girl permission to blow my brains out. I'll be an old fart in Vegas gambling with my retirement though so u got nothing to worry about
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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: ModestMouse]
#21682808 - 05/15/15 12:03 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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ModestMouse said: Women aren't like men in that they age on a linear scale. Women have an expiration date after which none but the bravest muff diver will tap.
20 year old women are a hot commodity 
I know that is sort of a joke, but that statement has alot of sad truth to it. In some places women, especially young and vulnerable women are treated like a commodity. It's fucked up. I'm not even against prostitution but when it is unregulated shit tends to be very questionable, I guess because people are fucked up.
If you're like me there's really only a select few women who are really on the same page. It is true that alot of women want you to put on some sort of show, and I find that feels artificial and dehumanizing. Alot of people don't want someone who is going to be themselves, they want someone to complete them and make all their wildest fantasies come true. Some 30-40 year olds are beautiful. You can't even deny that, and don't give me any statistics BS because there are other factors at play too.
I get the idea of a young girl being attractive and innocent or whatever, it is a nice fantasy, but first of all that is still a person and you should view them as such, and secondly the reality does not exactly match the fantasy. You get these young girls into older guys for money and whatever other reasons, idunno why really ask them, and then these guys that are into younger girls because that is all they are attracted to sexually for whatever reason, and then they both become bitter and have a string of failed relationships and turn into psychos. I'm all set.
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I'll give you one reason why that is flawed thinking. Your not expecting this, what with me saying 'flawed' you'll probably think I'm about to say that its like wrong or whatever. Fuck that. Young women are shit people, you will find few that will entertain your sick twisted, weird ultra taboo sexual appetites - and frankly if you have a vanilla sex drive you deserve one of these empty-headed young bitches. I want a woman, a woman that complains that she can't suck my cock at the same time as I'm fucking it into her. She should love riding my face like its the bare back of a wild stallion, she should be thoroughly comfortable and enthusiastic about many variants of anal penetration with no restrictions to who's butt it is. And she should have a drivers license and been born in an era when a carrier was something you were born into , not something you sacrificed the first half of your life to become.
Sexy teenage/20's girls are just that; GIRLS, WEMEN are the equal to MEN.
The real interesting thing is to get one in her late teens and stay with her till she becomes a woman as a result of natural maturation, its like growing a fruit tree from a sprouting piece of rotten fruit
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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: drege]
#21683298 - 05/15/15 02:15 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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drege said: I'll give you one reason why that is flawed thinking. Your not expecting this, what with me saying 'flawed' you'll probably think I'm about to say that its like wrong or whatever. Fuck that. Young women are shit people, you will find few that will entertain your sick twisted, weird ultra taboo sexual appetites - and frankly if you have a vanilla sex drive you deserve one of these empty-headed young bitches. I want a woman, a woman that complains that she can't suck my cock at the same time as I'm fucking it into her. She should love riding my face like its the bare back of a wild stallion, she should be thoroughly comfortable and enthusiastic about many variants of anal penetration with no restrictions to who's butt it is. And she should have a drivers license and been born in an era when a carrier was something you were born into , not something you sacrificed the first half of your life to become.
Sexy teenage/20's girls are just that; GIRLS, WEMEN are the equal to MEN.
The real interesting thing is to get one in her late teens and stay with her till she becomes a woman as a result of natural maturation, its like growing a fruit tree from a sprouting piece of rotten fruit
i'm laughing at you.
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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: Bassfreak]
#21683315 - 05/15/15 02:20 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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ChameleonTruffle said: Yesterday at around 5:30, I was walking around the city like I always do. While I was on the sidewalk, this cardrives by me and slows down to my pace and in it, there's this guy in his 50s I assumed. He takes out a huge wad of cash and asks me in English if I wanted money and motioned his hands for me to hop in his car. I tried my hardest to ignore him, but I actually considered it for a second and then came to terms with myself lol. He sees that I don't wanna get in, but as he drives off, he sees me laugh and then he slows down again and asks me again if I wanted to get in the car and do stuff for money. Honestly, what the hell. I wasn't even in a part of town that is known for prostitution. And I don't look like a prostitute. Shit, I'm 18 and I look like I'm 15, I don't get why these old dudes are so into young looking girls. I guess it's a fetish thing. Fucking gross in my opinion.
its cuz young chicks are fuckin hot. duh
who doesnt wanna fuck an 18 year old?
I know it's funny how everyone is acting like this isn't common knolodge. What's funnier is how dumb the OP is for not already knowing this.
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Are you a prostitute? I got 5 on it if some of the homies wanna go in on it.
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twelvelookslikeu said: Should have spit on him
Goddamn, I should've. I was too far from the car though. After he left I thought to myself "yo you coulda snatched up that cash then broken his nose" Some old dudes really need to calm down and jerk it to someone that's of age.
If you spit on him you probably woulda made 5 bucks too.
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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: Enjoywho]
#21683349 - 05/15/15 02:29 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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twelvelookslikeu said: Should have spit on him
Goddamn, I should've. I was too far from the car though. After he left I thought to myself "yo you coulda snatched up that cash then broken his nose" Some old dudes really need to calm down and jerk it to someone that's of age.
If you spit on him you probably woulda made 5 bucks too.
I will pay you 10$ if you punch me in the nose and spit on me. 15$ if you call me bitch too.
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I'll match that. You gotta call me a dirty whore too though.
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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: Enjoywho]
#21683363 - 05/15/15 02:33 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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I'll do it.
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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: TopPmz]
#21683842 - 05/15/15 04:51 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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dis is gettin gewd
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ChameleonTruffle said: Yesterday at around 5:30, I was walking around the city like I always do. While I was on the sidewalk, this cardrives by me and slows down to my pace and in it, there's this guy in his 50s I assumed. He takes out a huge wad of cash and asks me in English if I wanted money and motioned his hands for me to hop in his car. I tried my hardest to ignore him, but I actually considered it for a second and then came to terms with myself lol. He sees that I don't wanna get in, but as he drives off, he sees me laugh and then he slows down again and asks me again if I wanted to get in the car and do stuff for money. Honestly, what the hell. I wasn't even in a part of town that is known for prostitution. And I don't look like a prostitute. Shit, I'm 18 and I look like I'm 15, I don't get why these old dudes are so into young looking girls. I guess it's a fetish thing. Fucking gross in my opinion.
its cuz young chicks are fuckin hot. duh
who doesnt wanna fuck an 18 year old?
I know it's funny how everyone is acting like this isn't common knolodge. What's funnier is how dumb the OP is for not already knowing this.
It was a rhetorical question. Nothing gets past you guys, huh... I'm just trying to state that men shouldn't be doing these sorts of things to young girls, especially when they could be younger than 18
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