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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: teamkiller]
    #21678450 - 05/14/15 10:36 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Yes but we we'll all be old fat men, regardless of our current or birth gender . . .
(I'm fucking with you, chilax scro)


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OfflineChameleonTruffle
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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: teamkiller] * 1
    #21678452 - 05/14/15 10:37 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

teamkiller said:
don't make fun, one day you're gonna be a fat old man with an excess of money too.



Ohhh how I long for those days when I'm finally a fat old man...
Cigar in hand
Whiskey in another
And a teenage hoe on my old, crusty dick
Ahhh yes. The image is so vivid right now
Oh! What's this in the mail? A birthday card for a quinceañera?! Oh boy, what a night!


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OfflineRebelutionsssss
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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: ChameleonTruffle]
    #21678459 - 05/14/15 10:39 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

:pedobearhide:


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: ChameleonTruffle] * 2
    #21678473 - 05/14/15 10:43 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I love how OP says its "fucking gross" but before that admitted she was seriously contemplating going with the guy...


cant be that gross now, can it?


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It's just a shot away..


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 1
    #21678486 - 05/14/15 10:48 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
I love how OP says its "fucking gross" but before that admitted she was seriously contemplating going with the guy...


cant be that gross now, can it?



Yeah it's gross but I'm broke as fuck and the money looked good for a solid second or two.
Just cuz someone eats all their food from their plate doesn't mean they liked it. Maybe they were just hungry.


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: ChameleonTruffle] * 1
    #21678496 - 05/14/15 10:54 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I met a girl who hated the world
She used her body to sell her soul

Every time they'd break her and pay
Tear out her heart and leave her in pain


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: OhMrJohnson] * 1
    #21678645 - 05/14/15 11:48 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

haha just cuz it hasnt been said yet...


pics or it didnt happen


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: Bassfreak] * 1
    #21678670 - 05/14/15 11:59 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Bassfreak said:
haha just cuz it hasnt been said yet...


pics or it didnt happen





srs  good look, we need pics of OP to confirm prostitute lookingness :ifyoucanawe:


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: Salomon]
    #21678671 - 05/14/15 11:59 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Salomon said:
Quote:

Bassfreak said:
haha just cuz it hasnt been said yet...


pics or it didnt happen





srs  good look, we need pics of OP to confirm prostitute lookingness :ifyoucanawe:





precisely

we'll be the judge


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: Bassfreak]
    #21678681 - 05/14/15 12:02 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I personally don't want to fuck 18 year olds.  :shrug:  I find I like my women a bit older. 26-32 are when women really learn some pussy control. :derfase:


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: TheGreenArrow] * 2
    #21678689 - 05/14/15 12:04 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

TheGreenArrow said:
I personally don't want to fuck 18 year olds.  :shrug:  I find I like my women a bit older. 26-32 are when women really learn some pussy control. :derfase:



:whateveryousayfreak:


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: Bassfreak]
    #21678991 - 05/14/15 01:46 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Bassfreak said:
Quote:

Salomon said:
Quote:

Bassfreak said:
haha just cuz it hasnt been said yet...


pics or it didnt happen





srs  good look, we need pics of OP to confirm prostitute lookingness :ifyoucanawe:





precisely

we'll be the judge



:shock:


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: ChameleonTruffle] * 2
    #21679023 - 05/14/15 02:00 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

How much money did he hand you?

I'll double it!

:idhitit:


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: ChameleonTruffle]
    #21679028 - 05/14/15 02:01 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

well think about it this way, you have a chance to prove to the world that you DON'T look like one:cookiemonster:


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: ChameleonTruffle] * 1
    #21679039 - 05/14/15 02:05 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Please be careful.  I'd get a tazer or something if I was a woman walking alone around the streets.  That sucks to have people treat you like that.  There are some real crazies out there too.

You don't need to post pics they're just being dicks.

If you see him again call the cops and tell them he is harassing women.


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #21679092 - 05/14/15 02:22 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

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moonrockmushy said:
Please be careful.  I'd get a tazer or something if I was a woman walking alone around the streets.  That sucks to have people treat you like that.  There are some real crazies out there too.

You don't need to post pics they're just being dicks.

If you see him again call the cops and tell them he is harassing women.




What's the crime?  Asking a woman if she wants to go for a ride and showing her that you have money?  That's not a crime.


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: qman]
    #21679126 - 05/14/15 02:36 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I think its obvious what he wanted. :rolleyes:


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: qman] * 1
    #21681078 - 05/14/15 10:31 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

qman said:
What's the crime?  Asking a woman if she wants to go for a ride and showing her that you have money?  That's not a crime.



:whatdidyoudo:


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: ChameleonTruffle] * 1
    #21681587 - 05/15/15 02:08 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Reminds me of this one time this one guy came up to me and asked me if he could blow me for some $$. I was just buying a burger, everywhere is a red light district to these bastards. :shrug:


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Re: Man thought I was a prostitute [Re: ChameleonTruffle] * 1
    #21682016 - 05/15/15 07:39 AM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Well, I'm gonna give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he just wanted to lure you into his car so he could murder you.  Not some run-of-the mill "john" Sleep tight, pumpkin.


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