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Greenvalley
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Any Fellow Freemasons out there?
#21674070 - 05/13/15 10:15 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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I recently received my first degree and was looking for some good reading material on the subject. Any advice or words of wisdom would be much appreciated.
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Prisoner#1
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Re: Any Fellow Freemasons out there? [Re: Greenvalley] 2
#21674123 - 05/13/15 10:32 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Greenvalley
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Re: Any Fellow Freemasons out there? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#21674297 - 05/13/15 11:25 AM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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I see what your saying.
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Moonshoe
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Re: Any Fellow Freemasons out there? [Re: Greenvalley] 1
#21674424 - 05/13/15 12:13 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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I was invited to join the masons and I am considering it
I too wish to serve a green goblin named yota and a three headed god with a spider body.
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Bodhi of Ankou
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Re: Any Fellow Freemasons out there? [Re: Greenvalley]
#21674425 - 05/13/15 12:13 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Im a 34th degree black belted mason, ask me anything.
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TheGreenArrow
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I heard they know how to find a Woman's fourth hole. Is that true?
-------------------- A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.- Robert A. Heinlein Saint RedBow of the Shroomey Loomey-Patron Saint of Sandbaggin Sumbitchs
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Re: Any Fellow Freemasons out there? [Re: Greenvalley]
#21674484 - 05/13/15 12:30 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Let me know how that works out for you
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larry.fisherman
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Re: Any Fellow Freemasons out there? [Re: TheGreenArrow] 1
#21674493 - 05/13/15 12:35 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
TheGreenArrow said: I heard they know how to find a Woman's fourth hole. Is that true?
I heard if she gets a C-section you can ask the doc to give you a few minutes.
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TheGreenArrow
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I'm sorry I was a part of that...
-------------------- A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.- Robert A. Heinlein Saint RedBow of the Shroomey Loomey-Patron Saint of Sandbaggin Sumbitchs
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Greenvalley
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Re: Any Fellow Freemasons out there? [Re: TheGreenArrow]
#21674523 - 05/13/15 12:48 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: Any Fellow Freemasons out there? [Re: Greenvalley]
#21675122 - 05/13/15 03:30 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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If you ask the Mushrooms about you being a freemason, what do they say to you? what's the mushrooms opinion?
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Connoisseur

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Re: Any Fellow Freemasons out there? [Re: pineapple3]
#21675145 - 05/13/15 03:34 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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I always thought that if you were a known drug user you wouldnt be allowed to be a mason, this is a total assumption though.
Can anyone clarify if that is true or not?
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Moonshoe
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Re: Any Fellow Freemasons out there? [Re: Connoisseur]
#21675175 - 05/13/15 03:40 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Supposedly freemasons worship this guy
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Connoisseur

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Re: Any Fellow Freemasons out there? [Re: Moonshoe]
#21675182 - 05/13/15 03:41 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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who is that?
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TopPmz
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Re: Any Fellow Freemasons out there? [Re: Connoisseur]
#21675185 - 05/13/15 03:41 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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A mason has to vouch for you saying you have high moral fiber. Drug use probably excludes you from having high moral fiber.
-------------------- "Freedom Isn't Free" is only half correct. True freedom doesn't exist in the society we exist in. What the saying really means is "The Illusion of Freedom Isn't Free"
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Moonshoe
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Re: Any Fellow Freemasons out there? [Re: Connoisseur]
#21675194 - 05/13/15 03:43 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Jahbulon (or Jabulon) is a word which was allegedly used historically in some rituals of Royal Arch Masonry, and derivations thereof.
Non-Masonic authors, especially those with an anti-masonic attitude, have alleged that it is a Masonic name for God, and even the name of a unique "Masonic God".
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jahbulon
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TheGreenArrow
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Re: Any Fellow Freemasons out there? [Re: Moonshoe]
#21675236 - 05/13/15 03:51 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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I've heard they worship the hidden god Baphomet. Apparently Crowley was under the impression that they'd worshipped him since the days of the Templars. But that's super interesting Moonshoe.
-------------------- A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.- Robert A. Heinlein Saint RedBow of the Shroomey Loomey-Patron Saint of Sandbaggin Sumbitchs
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TopPmz
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Re: Any Fellow Freemasons out there? [Re: TheGreenArrow]
#21675321 - 05/13/15 04:09 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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You are required to believe in some type of "god" to be a mason. I don't think you're required to believe in a specific "Masonic God." Not saying there isn't any "Masonic God," because I don't know, and it seems likely to me.
-------------------- "Freedom Isn't Free" is only half correct. True freedom doesn't exist in the society we exist in. What the saying really means is "The Illusion of Freedom Isn't Free"
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Re: Any Fellow Freemasons out there? [Re: TopPmz]
#21675362 - 05/13/15 04:21 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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TopPmz said: A mason has to vouch for you saying you have high moral fiber. Drug use probably excludes you from having high moral fiber.
I don't believe this is true. My old guitar teacher was a Mason and he toked up all the time.
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Re: Any Fellow Freemasons out there? [Re: TopPmz]
#21675363 - 05/13/15 04:21 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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I've thought about joining from time to time. Know a few.
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