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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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I just farted and blacked out * 4
    #21641723 - 05/05/15 09:43 PM (9 years, 15 days ago)

no pun intended


have you ever done this?


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..

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Re: I just farted and blacked out [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 4
    #21641726 - 05/05/15 09:44 PM (9 years, 15 days ago)

Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
no pun intended


have you ever done this?




I've farted and other people blacked out.


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The chances of you even being born, Were forty million to one. There's two parts of the statistic And I want you to live through one
3/8/95 - 7/10/15 Rest In Paradise, Brother.
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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: I just farted and blacked out [Re: Psychonautica] * 1
    #21641730 - 05/05/15 09:46 PM (9 years, 15 days ago)

:lol:


what if someone named their kid "fart"


that would be funny as hell


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..

Edited by Bill_Oreilly (05/05/15 09:51 PM)

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OfflineRebelutionsssss
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Re: I just farted and blacked out [Re: Psychonautica]
    #21641731 - 05/05/15 09:46 PM (9 years, 15 days ago)

Quote:

Psychonautica said:
Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
no pun intended


have you ever done this?




I've farted and other people blacked out.



:lol:


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Re: I just farted and blacked out [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #21641755 - 05/05/15 09:49 PM (9 years, 15 days ago)

Quote:

Rebelutionsssss said:
Quote:

Psychonautica said:
Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
no pun intended


have you ever done this?




I've farted and other people blacked out.



:lol:



:lol:


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I'm addicted to coke, weed, booze, ludes and speed.
Not LSD, you can't get addicted to LSD, it was built by scientists.

I ain't got no demons that gonna get woke.


In erowid we trust.

Just take your damn pills and don't ask any questions, you'll be fine.

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Re: I just farted and blacked out [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #21641860 - 05/05/15 10:09 PM (9 years, 15 days ago)

What do u mean "no pun intended"?

Whats the pun?!

:awelol:


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: I just farted and blacked out [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #21641878 - 05/05/15 10:12 PM (9 years, 15 days ago)

when im on the toilet, and I fart...the toilet can be pretty much "blacked out".


ya know...shit-stains...


:shrug:


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..

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InvisiblePsychonautica
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Re: I just farted and blacked out [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 1
    #21641905 - 05/05/15 10:17 PM (9 years, 15 days ago)

Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
when im on the toilet, and I fart...the toilet can be pretty much "blacked out".


ya know...shit-stains...


:shrug:



:allsodisappointed:
That's quite the stretch you just made.

Should have said browned out, and pun intended.


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The chances of you even being born, Were forty million to one. There's two parts of the statistic And I want you to live through one
3/8/95 - 7/10/15 Rest In Paradise, Brother.
Sheekle said:
yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica

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Re: I just farted and blacked out [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #21641911 - 05/05/15 10:18 PM (9 years, 15 days ago)

Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
when im on the toilet, and I fart...the toilet can be pretty much "blacked out".


ya know...shit-stains...


:shrug:



You should make a thread about making your toilet blackout, all the cool kids seem to be doing it.

If it wouldn't just be so obnoxious i wanna make a yhread right now saying "i just posted on shroomery, and my whole city is now in a bloackout".:lol:


I just huffed some white out and blacked out.

I just took dayquill and nyquill at the same time and blacked out. (I would love to post all these but my luck id get banned over, then again its not like being banned would matter that much:lol:)


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I'm addicted to coke, weed, booze, ludes and speed.
Not LSD, you can't get addicted to LSD, it was built by scientists.

I ain't got no demons that gonna get woke.


In erowid we trust.

Just take your damn pills and don't ask any questions, you'll be fine.

Edited by LuSiD enthusiast (05/05/15 10:23 PM)

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InvisibleAmanita86
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Re: I just farted and blacked out [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #21641942 - 05/05/15 10:24 PM (9 years, 15 days ago)

That's hardcore man.


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Re: I just farted and blacked out [Re: Amanita86] * 1
    #21641962 - 05/05/15 10:30 PM (9 years, 15 days ago)

OP should really go to a doctor.


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invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a
sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the
dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an
equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a
computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
Specialization is for insects.- Robert A. Heinlein
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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: I just farted and blacked out [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #21643057 - 05/06/15 05:51 AM (9 years, 14 days ago)

today is my birthday (no joke)


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..

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Re: I just farted and blacked out [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #21643103 - 05/06/15 06:36 AM (9 years, 14 days ago)

wow bill, thats fuckin alpha male status right there


:kaneclap:


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: I just farted and blacked out [Re: Bassfreak] * 1
    #21643167 - 05/06/15 07:21 AM (9 years, 14 days ago)

Quote:

Bassfreak said:
wow bill, thats fuckin alpha male status right there


:kaneclap:





:bashful:


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..

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Re: I just farted and blacked out [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #21643259 - 05/06/15 08:09 AM (9 years, 14 days ago)

Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
today is my birthday (no joke)




happy Bday Bill! :awesome:

What if u blacked out your toliet and  inside the toliet inside the toliet, theres an white letter outline that says "Happy Birthday!".

Would u be scared?

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Re: I just farted and blacked out [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #21643288 - 05/06/15 08:21 AM (9 years, 14 days ago)

Quote:

LogicaL Chaos said:
Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
today is my birthday (no joke)




happy Bday Bill! :awesome:

What if u blacked out your toliet and  inside the toliet inside the toliet, theres an white letter outline that says "Happy Birthday!".

Would u be scared?



I'll have what he's having


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Re: I just farted and blacked out [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 1
    #21643397 - 05/06/15 09:04 AM (9 years, 14 days ago)

like you farted so hard you got a head rush and passed out?

or you farted so hard and got so embarrassed you instantly took a ton of etiz and blacked out?

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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: I just farted and blacked out [Re: Connoisseur] * 1
    #21643464 - 05/06/15 09:41 AM (9 years, 14 days ago)

Quote:

Connoisseur said:
like you farted so hard you got a head rush and passed out?

or you farted so hard and got so embarrassed you instantly took a ton of etiz and blacked out?





The first one.


And thanks for the happy bday wishes LC! I am 24 today. I know, im a youngin.

and yes, I would be quite scared :lol:


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..

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Re: I just farted and blacked out [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #21643471 - 05/06/15 09:44 AM (9 years, 14 days ago)

hope you werent standing up

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Re: I just farted and blacked out [Re: Connoisseur]
    #21643625 - 05/06/15 10:35 AM (9 years, 14 days ago)

A few times when shitting was atypically difficult I began seeing stars. That's my cue to chill before I get hemorrhoids.

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