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OfflineD.M.T
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Re: Hello to all my lesbians/witches/stoners [Re: el8tch]
    #21634024 - 05/04/15 10:02 AM (9 years, 16 days ago)

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el8tch said:
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lavendermenace said:
u gay bro




So I take it you're like almost every other "Wiccan" I've talked to? You were drawn to and enjoy the superficial aspect of it: playing dress up... purchasing skulls, pentagrams, crystals, etc. and proudly telling those who never asked that you're a witch? :tongue2:



you just mad she lesbian

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Re: Hello to all my lesbians/witches/stoners [Re: lavendermenace]
    #21634026 - 05/04/15 10:03 AM (9 years, 16 days ago)

You can't joke about age on this site, you might want to edit that if it's not true.

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Re: Hello to all my lesbians/witches/stoners [Re: D.M.T] * 5
    #21634038 - 05/04/15 10:06 AM (9 years, 16 days ago)





you just mad she lesbian




^^ that and i get more pussy than him

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Re: Hello to all my lesbians/witches/stoners [Re: el8tch]
    #21634039 - 05/04/15 10:07 AM (9 years, 16 days ago)

el8tch, what is your problem? Why are you causing a commotion, slinging insults, and being rude for no real reason? Because she said dicks are gross?

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Offlineel8tch
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Re: Hello to all my lesbians/witches/stoners [Re: lavendermenace]
    #21634046 - 05/04/15 10:10 AM (9 years, 16 days ago)

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Cojo said:
el8tch, what is your problem? Why are you causing a commotion, slinging insults, and being rude for no real reason? Because she said dicks are gross?




No, I already told her I was fucking with her... I assumed that was enough for everyone to not take me seriously. Or did you not read that post?

Never mind me, Cojo!


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lavendermenace said:




you just mad she lesbian




^^ that and i get more pussy than him




:ahahaha:

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Re: Hello to all my lesbians/witches/stoners [Re: qman] * 1
    #21634047 - 05/04/15 10:10 AM (9 years, 16 days ago)

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qman said:

Is practicing witchcraft legal in Australia?  It's illegal in the US and punishable by death.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salem_witch_trials



The Salem with trials weren't in the U.S.


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Re: Hello to all my lesbians/witches/stoners [Re: lavendermenace] * 2
    #21634049 - 05/04/15 10:11 AM (9 years, 16 days ago)

Welcome to the Shrommery, lavendermenace! I hope you enjoy your time here. :inlove3:

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Re: Hello to all my lesbians/witches/stoners [Re: Hellogoodbyedeath]
    #21634060 - 05/04/15 10:15 AM (9 years, 16 days ago)

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Cojo said:
Welcome to the Shrommery, lavendermenace! I hope you enjoy your time here. :inlove3:




Thanks for the kind welcome!  :flowers:

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Re: Hello to all my lesbians/witches/stoners [Re: lavendermenace] * 1
    #21634074 - 05/04/15 10:19 AM (9 years, 16 days ago)

Welcome, mate.

I'm not a lesbian or a witch, but I am a stoner sometimes.





Hi Cojo  :grin:

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Re: Hello to all my lesbians/witches/stoners [Re: SoupSandwich]
    #21634076 - 05/04/15 10:20 AM (9 years, 16 days ago)

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SoupSandwich said:
She seems to be able to hold her own...


:manofapproval:




Thanks bruh. I may be new to shroomery, but I'm no stranger to dickheads on the internet. :wink:

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Re: Hello to all my lesbians/witches/stoners [Re: lavendermenace]
    #21634088 - 05/04/15 10:23 AM (9 years, 16 days ago)

haha, I like this one.

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Re: Hello to all my lesbians/witches/stoners [Re: D.M.T]
    #21634091 - 05/04/15 10:24 AM (9 years, 16 days ago)

My neighbor is a lesbian and she has long grey hair like a witch.


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Re: Hello to all my lesbians/witches/stoners [Re: Sun King]
    #21634096 - 05/04/15 10:25 AM (9 years, 16 days ago)

That's a story to tell teh grandchildren.

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Re: Hello to all my lesbians/witches/stoners [Re: lavendermenace] * 1
    #21634103 - 05/04/15 10:27 AM (9 years, 16 days ago)

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lavendermenace said:
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SoupSandwich said:
She seems to be able to hold her own...


:manofapproval:




Thanks bruh. I may be new to shroomery, but I'm no stranger to dickheads on the internet. :wink:




Are you capable of casting spells over the internet?  If so, you could fuck up some of those dickheads!  :lol:

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Re: Hello to all my lesbians/witches/stoners [Re: Sun King] * 1
    #21634105 - 05/04/15 10:27 AM (9 years, 16 days ago)

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Sun King said:
My neighbor is a lesbian and she has long grey hair like a witch.




Fun fact: while only a small percentage of lesbians are witches in their young adulthood, all lesbians become witches by the time their hair goes grey. This is when the satanic lesbian hormones are at their peak.

We're an interesting species.

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Re: Hello to all my lesbians/witches/stoners [Re: qman] * 1
    #21634109 - 05/04/15 10:28 AM (9 years, 16 days ago)

what do you get out of being wiccan ?

satisfaction in rejecting social norms ?

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Re: Hello to all my lesbians/witches/stoners [Re: qman]
    #21634110 - 05/04/15 10:29 AM (9 years, 16 days ago)

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qman said:
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lavendermenace said:
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SoupSandwich said:
She seems to be able to hold her own...


:manofapproval:




Thanks bruh. I may be new to shroomery, but I'm no stranger to dickheads on the internet. :wink:




Are you capable of casting spells over the internet?  If so, you could fuck up some of those dickheads!  :lol:




Well, I'm not gonna say that I'll go around flinging curses at people... But I'm not gonna say I'm above it...

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Re: Hello to all my lesbians/witches/stoners [Re: DidYouSetItToWumbo] * 2
    #21634111 - 05/04/15 10:29 AM (9 years, 16 days ago)

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DidYouSetItToWumbo said:
what do you get out of being wiccan ?

satisfaction in rejecting social norms ?




That and a really cool cult membership card

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Re: Hello to all my lesbians/witches/stoners [Re: Enlil]
    #21634191 - 05/04/15 10:53 AM (9 years, 16 days ago)

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Enlil said:
The Salem with trials weren't in the U.S.




Let me guess, colonial Massachusetts doesnt count as America because it didn't exist yet, eh?


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Re: Hello to all my lesbians/witches/stoners [Re: lowbrow]
    #21634194 - 05/04/15 10:55 AM (9 years, 16 days ago)

It may count as America, but not the U.S.  It was a British colony.  Witchcraft couldn't be outlawed in the U.S. without amending the Constitution.


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