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Invisibleluvdemboomers
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porta potties
    #21631675 - 05/03/15 08:11 PM (9 years, 17 days ago)

I swear every fucking i go in one there's a semi solid diahreaish pile of light brown poo on top of all the toilet paper. There's never any toilet paper on it or shit it's like someone goes in there squats drops a load of diahhrea and walks out.

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Re: porta potties [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #21631679 - 05/03/15 08:12 PM (9 years, 17 days ago)

true


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Re: porta potties [Re: Sheekle]
    #21631724 - 05/03/15 08:20 PM (9 years, 17 days ago)

Porta potties are the last resort option for me

I can't handle being in a raunchy porta potty on a cocktail of potent drugs


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Re: porta potties [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #21631735 - 05/03/15 08:21 PM (9 years, 17 days ago)

Sometimes the toilet paper drop does the dive bomber and swirls off to the side.  I work construction and always try to cover my dump, but sometimes the paper crash lands off to the side exposing my glorious lunch. 

It is physics & aerodynamics on the shape of the toilet paper after wiping and dropping...

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Re: porta potties [Re: OhMrJohnson] * 2
    #21631747 - 05/03/15 08:24 PM (9 years, 17 days ago)

god we used to fuck with people in porta potties...

I used to drive a big rig for a furniture company and when my coworker would use one id park my bumper right next to the door so he be locked in there...


also another funny thing to do is throw a big rock at the porta pottie while someone is using it...that is priceless


also you should graffitize the inside of the porta pottie with things like "secret tunnel to mexico" with an arrow pointing in the toilet or "free menudo" with an arrow pointing in the toilet:lol:


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Re: porta potties [Re: Doctor Sponge]
    #21651053 - 05/07/15 10:10 PM (9 years, 13 days ago)

dude fuck porta potties. I hate it when I have to use one. Thankfully I've only ever had to take a piss in them.

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