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Re: What do you tip for delivery? [Re: r00tuuu123]
    #21622440 - 05/01/15 03:16 PM (9 years, 19 days ago)

Whats the fucking worst-

I make a 30 min drive through traffic in scorchign heat and get nothing.

My place has no delivery minimum and no delivery fee. So i get a shitton of people on the delivery border ordering fucking wings or some shit.

I just did one where the bill was $11. Drove far as fuck and pulled up to the apartment building. Called the bitch to let her know i was there and as soon as i heard her ghetto voice i knew i was fucked. She hands me $11 and ahuts the door.

I fucking hate people sometimes


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Re: What do you tip for delivery? [Re: r00tuuu123]
    #21622444 - 05/01/15 03:16 PM (9 years, 19 days ago)

contravercial thread here

this all depends on the sevice, time to get here and the previous order, but for me as an unemployed patron between £1-£3

my chinese place always gives a atime thats large so they can almost never be late

i have not had a single dominos this year though which was part of my ny resolutions as they are too expencive! and taste awful tbh, being shut off and the fact you can order at the click of a button i had quite a phase of them usually regretting halfway through eating.

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Re: What do you tip for delivery? [Re: JvF]
    #21622469 - 05/01/15 03:24 PM (9 years, 19 days ago)

Why we tip the guy that brings food to my table 20% and the guy that drives food to our house a few bucks really doesn't make any sense to me.  I usually tip them $5-6.  I never buy more than enough food for 2 people so price doesn't really matter.


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Re: What do you tip for delivery? [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #21622488 - 05/01/15 03:28 PM (9 years, 19 days ago)

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Acaterpillar said:
I tip at least $5, even on $10 orders.
I have a bias cause I used to deliver pizza.
It was good pizza and they charged steep for it, but people would often just tip me a few bucks on $60 orders.
Shit was so frustrating.




Agreed.  If I could afford to tip $10 on a pizza delivery, I would.  But I try to do at least $5, that's a decent tip.  I used to be so happy when I received anything over an average tip.  Sometimes they will thank me too sincerely. And other times they will run off like I must have done my math wrong and they want to get away with the tip before I figure it out.  I remember doing both when I delivered.  Good times

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Re: What do you tip for delivery? [Re: Hippocampus]
    #21622500 - 05/01/15 03:31 PM (9 years, 19 days ago)

If my meals $20 bucks I'll throw like 3

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Re: What do you tip for delivery? [Re: Tybg]
    #21622710 - 05/01/15 04:33 PM (9 years, 19 days ago)

The one person you do not want to piss of is someone  that handles your food.


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Re: What do you tip for delivery? [Re: r00tuuu123]
    #21622760 - 05/01/15 04:49 PM (9 years, 19 days ago)

I delivered pizzas for a while. Some nights I would average a dollar a delivery (averaged 6-10 deliveries for a 5-6 hour shift). Some nights were good but most were shitty. Believe it or not I found on average the lower income people tipped better. Richer people seemed to usually tip 3 sometimes less while it wasn't uncommon to get 5 bucks from people with shitty houses or living in a cheap apartment. There is always the white trash that will order like 59.36 in food and hand you 3 twenties and say "keep the change" like they are doing you a favor though.

I'd consider $2 you're cheap but w/e, 3 decent, 4 good, 5 really god

Edited by luvdemboomers (05/01/15 04:51 PM)

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Re: What do you tip for delivery? [Re: r00tuuu123]
    #21622781 - 05/01/15 04:57 PM (9 years, 19 days ago)

I haven't had delivery since 2008. If I did get delivery I would probably tip $5 or more depending on how far they had to drive.

Do delivery drivers have to split tips with anyone? I'm pretty sure they keep it all right

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Re: What do you tip for delivery? [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #21622835 - 05/01/15 05:12 PM (9 years, 19 days ago)

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luvdemboomers said:
I delivered pizzas for a while. Some nights I would average a dollar a delivery (averaged 6-10 deliveries for a 5-6 hour shift). Some nights were good but most were shitty. Believe it or not I found on average the lower income people tipped better. Richer people seemed to usually tip 3 sometimes less while it wasn't uncommon to get 5 bucks from people with shitty houses or living in a cheap apartment. There is always the white trash that will order like 59.36 in food and hand you 3 twenties and say "keep the change" like they are doing you a favor though.

I'd consider $2 you're cheap but w/e, 3 decent, 4 good, 5 really god




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Re: What do you tip for delivery? [Re: r00tuuu123]
    #21622852 - 05/01/15 05:18 PM (9 years, 19 days ago)

I just order pick up and drive there myself so I don't have to pay someone extra money.


I'm kidding. Always 15%, sometimes 20-25% depending on different factors


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Re: What do you tip for delivery? [Re: r00tuuu123]
    #21622857 - 05/01/15 05:19 PM (9 years, 19 days ago)

Have any of you Guys gave out a hit or 2 to some pizza delivery man? Haha turn em on and shit:aweyeah:


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Re: What do you tip for delivery? [Re: r00tuuu123]
    #21622866 - 05/01/15 05:22 PM (9 years, 18 days ago)


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Re: What do you tip for delivery? [Re: Crystal G]
    #21622882 - 05/01/15 05:28 PM (9 years, 18 days ago)

A good rule of thumb I was taught was to double the tax.

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Re: What do you tip for delivery? [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #21622907 - 05/01/15 05:36 PM (9 years, 18 days ago)

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Rebelutionsssss said:
Have any of you Guys gave out a hit or 2 to some pizza delivery man? Haha turn em on and shit:aweyeah:


Yeah I gave  the owner of the place I gave 2 hits of white blotter


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Re: What do you tip for delivery? [Re: JvF]
    #21622919 - 05/01/15 05:38 PM (9 years, 18 days ago)

Tip with 5% of whatever was delivered


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Re: What do you tip for delivery? [Re: Shroomopotamus] * 2
    #21623047 - 05/01/15 06:06 PM (9 years, 18 days ago)

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Shroomopotamus said:
Tip with 5% of whatever was delivered




so you order 20 bucks in food you're gonna give the driver a dollar?

If you don't wanna tip the driver well drive your lazy ass to the store and pick it up.

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Re: What do you tip for delivery? [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
    #21623404 - 05/01/15 07:54 PM (9 years, 18 days ago)

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OsculateOfDemise said:
Drivers of shroomery, have you ever accepted weed as a tip?




I've never been given weed to keep; but I've been handed blunts and invited inside to rip a bong a few times.

I was always happy to get high on the job.
Otherwise the evenings were pretty monotonous and boring.


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Re: What do you tip for delivery? [Re: JvF]
    #21623488 - 05/01/15 08:14 PM (9 years, 18 days ago)

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jfischer218 said:
When you order food, what do you tend to tip? Do you base it on the delivery fee or how much you ordered? Do you take into account how far you are from the place or whether its rush hour or not?




If it's like 11:55 and the delivery guy comes far out here in the middle of nowhere I'll give him like 10-20 bucks Because I know he's not going to get home until like 12:45-1am because of my last minute order. I tip my pizza place when I go there for carryout and now they hook me up much more than the 5 or 10 bucks I leave depending on the size of the order. Four or five pizzas for all the guys on a huge jobsite ends up being a lot of work, that 10 or 20 dollar tip for the hookup ends up being more (and better) food than if I spent 20 more dollars on the order.

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Re: What do you tip for delivery? [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #21623874 - 05/01/15 09:46 PM (9 years, 18 days ago)

Quote:

Acaterpillar said:
I tip at least $5, even on $10 orders.
I have a bias cause I used to deliver pizza.
It was good pizza and they charged steep for it, but people would often just tip me a few bucks on $60 orders.
Shit was so frustrating.




:whathesaid:

Quote:

Acaterpillar said:
Quote:

OsculateOfDemise said:
Drivers of shroomery, have you ever accepted weed as a tip?




I've never been given weed to keep; but I've been handed blunts and invited inside to rip a bong a few times.

I was always happy to get high on the job.
Otherwise the evenings were pretty monotonous and boring.





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Re: What do you tip for delivery? [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #21624294 - 05/01/15 11:45 PM (9 years, 18 days ago)

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luvdemboomers said:
Quote:

Shroomopotamus said:
Tip with 5% of whatever was delivered




so you order 20 bucks in food you're gonna give the driver a dollar?

If you don't wanna tip the driver well drive your lazy ass to the store and pick it up.



No, you give him a dollars worth of food


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