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InvisibleShroomopotamus
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Another life lives on thanks to Shroomopotamus
    #21613391 - 04/29/15 01:54 PM (9 years, 21 days ago)

I saw some little dude inside my toilet flappin his wings around about ready to drown so I picked him up by gently bumping him with some toilet paper and switched him onto some dry toilet paper and then on to dry toilet paper again.
He looked mangled up and shit and he was twitching and I was like nooo
But then he suddenly was like a dog drying itself off and was suddenly all good and started walkin at first not so well but within a couple minutes he seemed like he was back to normal :sun:


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Re: Another life lives on thanks to Shroomopotamus [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #21613400 - 04/29/15 01:58 PM (9 years, 21 days ago)

What was it?


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Re: Another life lives on thanks to Shroomopotamus [Re: Shroomopotamus] * 1
    #21613401 - 04/29/15 01:58 PM (9 years, 21 days ago)

put a blowtorch flame on him to make sure there's no moisture left


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Re: Another life lives on thanks to Shroomopotamus [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #21613402 - 04/29/15 01:58 PM (9 years, 21 days ago)

What kind of creature is it?


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Re: Another life lives on thanks to Shroomopotamus [Re: TopPmz] * 2
    #21613404 - 04/29/15 01:59 PM (9 years, 21 days ago)

there was a small human male flapping around inside  their toilet.  that's what dude means these days

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Re: Another life lives on thanks to Shroomopotamus [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #21613407 - 04/29/15 02:00 PM (9 years, 21 days ago)

Quote:

Shroomopotamus said:
I saw some little dude inside my toilet flappin his wings around about ready to drown so I picked him up by gently bumping him with some toilet paper and switched him onto some dry toilet paper and then on to dry toilet paper again.
He looked mangled up and shit and he was twitching and I was like nooo
But then he suddenly was like a dog drying itself off and was suddenly all good and started walkin at first not so well but within a couple minutes he seemed like he was back to normal :sun:




Sweet cream on nipples, what on earth are you speaking of

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Re: Another life lives on thanks to Shroomopotamus [Re: Sheekle]
    #21613408 - 04/29/15 02:00 PM (9 years, 21 days ago)

Quote:

jfischer218 said:
What was it?



:shrug: some little flying dude
Looked like a little mosquito but it wasn't one

Quote:

Sheekle said:
put a blowtorch flame on him to make sure there's no moisture left



That's good thinking, but I already blew air at him to dry him off


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Re: Another life lives on thanks to Shroomopotamus [Re: JvF]
    #21613412 - 04/29/15 02:01 PM (9 years, 21 days ago)

Quote:

jfischer218 said:
What was it?




Reminds me of when I was a child and would try to nurse ducklings back to health in the winter.
When the temperatures would drop under 40 degrees here some of them would just pass out on the sidewalk on their backs.

Eventually I got chased by a bigum' momma duck. I don't fuck around with those mean bastards any longer, lol.


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Re: Another life lives on thanks to Shroomopotamus [Re: TopPmz]
    #21613413 - 04/29/15 02:01 PM (9 years, 21 days ago)

Dragon probly :crazy2:

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Re: Another life lives on thanks to Shroomopotamus [Re: kr0nik0]
    #21613419 - 04/29/15 02:03 PM (9 years, 21 days ago)

Probably a mosquito hawk, those things are fucking dumb, always flying themselves into death. My room mate is always trying to save them, it makes me :facepalm:.

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Re: Another life lives on thanks to Shroomopotamus [Re: Rustifer]
    #21613427 - 04/29/15 02:06 PM (9 years, 21 days ago)

You :facepalm:ing makes me :facepalm:


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This is a trap! A trap! You are all busted! Busted! You fools!
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If a time comes where I fail to appear I've been abducted and I will miss you all
Please smile and pet puppies as often as possible
Be happy
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Re: Another life lives on thanks to Shroomopotamus [Re: Shroomopotamus] * 1
    #21613430 - 04/29/15 02:07 PM (9 years, 21 days ago)



Life

Live and let live!:super:

Thank you shroomapotamus! :bow2:

Dearly :hug:


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Re: Another life lives on thanks to Shroomopotamus [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #21613433 - 04/29/15 02:08 PM (9 years, 21 days ago)

Why would you save something that even resembled a mosquito!? This is an outrage! You have to track that fucker down and re-drown it now. You ruined the circle of life.

Ever hear of the butterfly effect? You might have altered the course of history. Kill it with water!


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Re: Another life lives on thanks to Shroomopotamus [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #21613438 - 04/29/15 02:09 PM (9 years, 21 days ago)

Sean Connery would bitch slap that freaky fucking thing into space.

:ifyoucanawe: what is it?

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Re: Another life lives on thanks to Shroomopotamus [Re: HalluciNate]
    #21613442 - 04/29/15 02:09 PM (9 years, 21 days ago)

Quote:

HalluciNate said:
Life

Live and let live!:super:

Thank you shroomapotamus! :bow2:

Dearly :hug:



:sun:


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Live by the mushroom, die by the mushroom
:mushroom2::rainbowdrink:
This is a trap! A trap! You are all busted! Busted! You fools!
:twirlyface:

If a time comes where I fail to appear I've been abducted and I will miss you all
Please smile and pet puppies as often as possible
Be happy
Be nice
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Re: Another life lives on thanks to Shroomopotamus [Re: TopPmz]
    #21613450 - 04/29/15 02:11 PM (9 years, 21 days ago)

Quote:

TopPmz said:
Why would you save something that even resembled a mosquito!? This is an outrage! You have to track that fucker down and re-drown it now. You ruined the circle of life.

Ever hear of the butterfly effect? You might have altered the course of history. Kill it with water!



You're not going to like this thread
---> http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/20788664


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Live by the mushroom, die by the mushroom
:mushroom2::rainbowdrink:
This is a trap! A trap! You are all busted! Busted! You fools!
:twirlyface:

If a time comes where I fail to appear I've been abducted and I will miss you all
Please smile and pet puppies as often as possible
Be happy
Be nice
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Re: Another life lives on thanks to Shroomopotamus [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #21613452 - 04/29/15 02:12 PM (9 years, 21 days ago)

Quote:

Shroomopotamus said:
Quote:

HalluciNate said:
Life

Live and let live!:super:
:sunny:
Thank you shroomapotamus! :bow2:

Dearly :hug:



:sun:



:sunny:


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Re: Another life lives on thanks to Shroomopotamus [Re: TopPmz] * 1
    #21613458 - 04/29/15 02:14 PM (9 years, 21 days ago)

Quote:

TopPmz said:
Why would you save something that even resembled a mosquito!? This is an outrage! You have to track that fucker down and re-drown it now. You ruined the circle of life.

Ever hear of the butterfly effect? You might have altered the course of history. Kill it with water!



We're in the circle of life!:cookiemonster:



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Re: Another life lives on thanks to Shroomopotamus [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #21613460 - 04/29/15 02:15 PM (9 years, 21 days ago)

Praise the lord, you are a saint Shroomopotamus!!!! :madhamster:

That bug was probably freaked the fuck out tho.


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Re: Another life lives on thanks to Shroomopotamus [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #21613462 - 04/29/15 02:15 PM (9 years, 21 days ago)

Quote:

Shroomopotamus said:
Quote:

TopPmz said:
Why would you save something that even resembled a mosquito!? This is an outrage! You have to track that fucker down and re-drown it now. You ruined the circle of life.

Ever hear of the butterfly effect? You might have altered the course of history. Kill it with water!



You're not going to like this thread
---> http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/20788664




Wasps aren't nearly as scummy as mosquitoes though.


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