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Oeric McKenna
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synthetic urine
#21578872 - 04/22/15 01:41 AM (9 years, 29 days ago) |
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Just wondering what those of you who use it, use.
Time to get a new job. No way am I quitting the medicine. It's...too dank
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Rustifer
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Quick fix, or any other brand. I've never have a job my real urine. Stuff works like a charm.
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Re: synthetic urine [Re: Rustifer]
#21578895 - 04/22/15 02:14 AM (9 years, 29 days ago) |
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Yeah, I've also never given my own urine for a test. It's helped me land some sweet jobs.
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Oeric McKenna
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Nice. I hear that I am less tolerable without my greens.... Lookin to get off the horrible night shift.
Do you guys duct tape the shit to your thigh?
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Acaterpillar
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Not duct, but yes, I use tape. Never been patted down or had to empty my pockets for a test; but I still tape up just in case.
As far as I know, only government drug screens will have someone watch you piss. That can include government contractors.
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what state do you live in? marinol is a great prescription to get because the gov cant tell between their pill form of THC legal in all 50 states and actual weed so you can just keep on tokin and theyll never know as long as you have your marinol rx
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Just an off the wall ? question could you get away with using dog pee? This is a serious ?
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trippinballs420
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after doing some googling you get mixed results....someone said theyve been using it for months, someone else said they can determine between female and male piss so why not dog vs human, another person said they got caught after a few times....jury seems to be out
maybe it depends on breed?
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Sounds like something not worth risking. Theres got to be metabolites present in dog piss they could identify that would notify them... i would think.
probably depends how sophisticated the test is but synthetic works and is decently cheap.
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DONT USE DUCT TAPE! unless you have hairless legs. I used duct tape once and it hurt like hell when I had to remove it. now I use a slightly small for me pair of whitey tighties.
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Re: synthetic urine [Re: TheDrake]
#21579910 - 04/22/15 11:04 AM (9 years, 28 days ago) |
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So once you guys have it taped to your leg, you get to the testing facility, then you go into the bathroom, do you just dump the contents of the sac into the cup? Or is there some kinda hose that lets you spray it out so it sounds like your pissing?
I've heard from a couple friends that although they've never been patted down for a job required drug test, there has been someone by the door listening to see if they are indeed taking a piss, or just pouring something into the cup
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TheDrake



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ive been patted down and made me turn my pockets inside out. there was usually somebody right outside the door. the fake pee came in plastic bottle with a screw on cap. I wouldn't be worried about making it sound like you were pissing but I would be worried about them hearing you unwrap tape from your leg.
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Re: synthetic urine [Re: TheDrake]
#21579954 - 04/22/15 11:22 AM (9 years, 28 days ago) |
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Some drug test places, like lab corp, will shake the cup of pee to test the specific gravity. Synthetic urine won't leave the bubbles floating like real pee would.
There was a company called test clear that sold real dehydrated human urine. I just get clean pee from someone. Put it in a plastic flask/pouch. Then keep that and a couple hot hands in the pocket of some basket ball shorts that I wear underneath my pants.
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Re: synthetic urine [Re: Grey]
#21580058 - 04/22/15 12:00 PM (9 years, 28 days ago) |
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I just wear long socks( have to with work boots) and put it in my sock. Because they always make me empty my pockets but they don't watch you, so put it wherever you want. Ace bandage it to your leg or whatever.
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They don't listen, it doesn't matter if it "sounds" like you're peeing. It's better to have it a little too hot than too cold because if it's a little too hot, you just blow on it. I read somewhere that every time you blow on it , it cools 1 degree Fahrenheit. I tested this a couple weeks ago and 1 degree per breath is pretty close. I use it once a month for my doctor, I just put an 1/8 of a strip of suboxone in the fake pee and it tests positive for suboxone/ buprenorfin. I've only been tested at work once in 3 years.
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Magicman69
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I've used it numerous times with Dipstick tests and it works like a charm. I've heard the new formula for Quick Fix can pass the lab test too. The old formula could pass unless they were suspicious and did a Uric acid test. The new formula has Uric Acid I believe.
Long story short: If it's a dipstick test get Quickfix synthetic urine and rest easy. If it's a lab test you might consider getting real clean piss even though Quickfix will work 95% of the time in lab.
Edited by Magicman69 (04/22/15 02:52 PM)
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Oeric McKenna
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I dont think I could get a marinol perscription. I have excellent health ....thanks to my daily pbj & ginger ale consumption haha
Thanks for all the replies folks
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I got quick fix 6.1 I believe just to have on hand, I haven't used anything of this nature before.
I may not even need it, but its good for two years I believe.
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Re: synthetic urine [Re: Atreyu]
#21580755 - 04/22/15 03:54 PM (9 years, 28 days ago) |
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In reference to a recent posters statement; I've had 3 tests taken at labcorp and they've never tested the specific gravity of my urine in front of me, and all three times I've passed.
Not saying they don't do it, but it's never gotten me caught.
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Most of the time they don't for me either. It did happen to me a few months ago though. The lady was kinda bitchy.
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