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OfflineLogicaL ChaosM
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Re: Happy Suprise Drug Test Day!!! [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #21576369 - 04/21/15 01:56 PM (9 years, 29 days ago)

Ive only seen versions 1.0-4.0.

Ive never seen the 5.0 version. Looks so real. It would fool any employer!

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Re: Happy Suprise Drug Test Day!!! [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #21576393 - 04/21/15 02:06 PM (9 years, 29 days ago)

One time when I had to get tested I sat my boss down and told him, in the most sincere and earnest way I knew how to that I smoked weed and wouldn't pass.
He told his boss and we all huddled together and I got a good firm talking to, but they extended it by a week for me.

Then they just never tested me.
I had that companies balls in a vice grip because no one else knew how to do my job and getting a replacement in a short amount of time was not happening....I don't think I would've pulled those shenanigans otherwise, but then again I had no back up plan for that one.

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Re: Happy Suprise Drug Test Day!!! [Re: pirate-blues]
    #21576452 - 04/21/15 02:24 PM (9 years, 29 days ago)

No I was just referring to it being uncircumcised :lol:


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Re: Happy Suprise Drug Test Day!!! [Re: twighead]
    #21576474 - 04/21/15 02:31 PM (9 years, 29 days ago)

Quote:

twighead said:
No I was just referring to it being uncircumcised :lol:



Don't.. Just don't.


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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline

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Re: Happy Suprise Drug Test Day!!! [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21576487 - 04/21/15 02:35 PM (9 years, 29 days ago)

:lmafo:  there should be a Godwin's Law for the circumcision discussion.


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equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a
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Re: Happy Suprise Drug Test Day!!! [Re: TheGreenArrow] * 1
    #21576535 - 04/21/15 02:45 PM (9 years, 29 days ago)

O'Reilly's Law

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Re: Happy Suprise Drug Test Day!!! [Re: psi]
    #21576539 - 04/21/15 02:47 PM (9 years, 29 days ago)

:lolsy:


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline

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Re: Happy Suprise Drug Test Day!!! [Re: psi]
    #21576542 - 04/21/15 02:47 PM (9 years, 29 days ago)

Nailed it!  :rofl:


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invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a
sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the
dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an
equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a
computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
Specialization is for insects.- Robert A. Heinlein
Saint RedBow of the Shroomey Loomey-Patron Saint of Sandbaggin Sumbitchs

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Re: Happy Suprise Drug Test Day!!! [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #21576614 - 04/21/15 03:05 PM (9 years, 29 days ago)

All these circumcision jokes went right over my head, but I guess that's to be expected.

:okay:

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Re: Happy Suprise Drug Test Day!!! [Re: pirate-blues]
    #21576638 - 04/21/15 03:08 PM (9 years, 29 days ago)

I'm sure many here would be happy to explain all things penis-related to you at length.

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Re: Happy Suprise Drug Test Day!!! [Re: psi]
    #21576716 - 04/21/15 03:13 PM (9 years, 29 days ago)

I'm not sure where it came from either :lol:

I was just referring to most people in the US being unfamiliar with uncut


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Re: Happy Suprise Drug Test Day!!! [Re: twighead]
    #21577030 - 04/21/15 04:07 PM (9 years, 29 days ago)

Ehh i actually was thinking yesterday that there would probably be alot of piss tests ahead but i cant smoke anyways i had scares at this job with all three random tests so no more smoking for me


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Re: Happy Suprise Drug Test Day!!! [Re: Patlal]
    #21578963 - 04/22/15 03:07 AM (9 years, 28 days ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
4/21

The best day to sober up your company





4/21 was free work boots day for me, each year the company buys everyone a pair

we have 845 people there, figure that it's $140/pr, that's almost $120k they
spend each year on shoes for the employees at this one location

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Re: Happy Suprise Drug Test Day!!! [Re: Ayahuascasoul]
    #21578973 - 04/22/15 03:14 AM (9 years, 28 days ago)

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Ayahuascasoul said:
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Rebelutionsssss said:
That's why I have fake piss hahah works every time




Will that really work for GC/MS lab tests? I thought it wouldn't work because of specific gravity, ect... Has it worked for you on lab tests, what brand do you use?



Absolutely.  I used it to get my job.

Quick fix synthetic urine


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Re: Happy Suprise Drug Test Day!!! [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #21579437 - 04/22/15 08:17 AM (9 years, 28 days ago)

Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

Patlal said:
4/21

The best day to sober up your company





4/21 was free work boots day for me, each year the company buys everyone a pair

we have 845 people there, figure that it's $140/pr, that's almost $120k they
spend each year on shoes for the employees at this one location




Living off your company's budget like a moocher.

Tell them to give you the cash equivalent so you can have the freedom to spend the money where you want.


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Re: Happy Suprise Drug Test Day!!! [Re: Patlal]
    #21579483 - 04/22/15 08:35 AM (9 years, 28 days ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
Living off your company's budget like a moocher.

Tell them to give you the cash equivalent so you can have the freedom to spend the money where you want.





I will spend that money on bus fare to canada so I can occupy the free space in your home


just try to kick me out, the illegal immigrant protection act will put you in your place

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Re: Happy Suprise Drug Test Day!!! [Re: Patlal]
    #21579494 - 04/22/15 08:38 AM (9 years, 28 days ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:
Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

Patlal said:
4/21

The best day to sober up your company





4/21 was free work boots day for me, each year the company buys everyone a pair

we have 845 people there, figure that it's $140/pr, that's almost $120k they
spend each year on shoes for the employees at this one location




Living off your company's budget like a moocher.

Tell them to give you the cash equivalent so you can have the freedom to spend the money where you want.


I'll take a free pair of work boots a year anytime If they're  buying you 140.00 boots They're probably paying enough so you can buy anything you could possibly need


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Re: Happy Suprise Drug Test Day!!! [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #21579789 - 04/22/15 10:12 AM (9 years, 28 days ago)

Damn!

Thats some serious steel toe shoes for $140!!! :omgz:

Where do u work, a missile manufacturing silo? :lol:

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Re: Happy Suprise Drug Test Day!!! [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #21580094 - 04/22/15 12:15 PM (9 years, 28 days ago)

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Damn!

Thats some serious steel toe shoes for $140!!! :omgz:

Where do u work, a missile manufacturing silo? :lol:




http://m.rei.com/product/733624/asolo-power-matic-200-gv-gore-tex-hiking-boots-mens

Look at these hiking boots. Very high quality


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