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Re: Trying not to get bummed over not going to prom [Re: Sheekle]
    #21579373 - 04/22/15 07:58 AM (9 years, 28 days ago)

I thought it was funny how at my prom the authorities were like "ABSOLUTELY NO DRUGS" but like 40% of the people in attendance either were on drugs at the time or had drugs waiting at home


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Re: Trying not to get bummed over not going to prom [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #21579374 - 04/22/15 07:59 AM (9 years, 28 days ago)

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when i went with my girlfriend, i guess she thought i was bluffing, because when we get there, her EX boyfriend was there too, apparently he had told her he would take her.  So......this cunt bag got a bunch of hicky's, and showed them off to me to attempt to get me to ditch prom, said that her sister gave them to her with a vacume.  still, i took her anyway, i already bought the suit and flowers.

so it was a bit akward when we got there, because her ex sat with us, me and him talked more than me and my gf, seemed like a pretty chill dude, we watched her dance with her lesbian friend then sat out in the hall together, im guessing he got fucked just as hard as i did



wat a cunt


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Re: Trying not to get bummed over not going to prom [Re: Janky Tits]
    #21579510 - 04/22/15 08:45 AM (9 years, 28 days ago)

Fuck proms, I didn't go to any of mine, I only wanted to go to one and asked my gf at the time, she said she would love to but she already told her gay best friend she would go with him, then went with her ex boyfriend to his prom and told me she was going out with her mom that night and wouldn't have her phone.

Every school dance I went to sucked so much, you couldn't even dance because teachers would be cunts and say you were dancing too "sexually"...I'm sure I didn't miss much, everyone who went said they blew donkey dick anyway so I never regretted not going, and looking back , I'm glad that bitch said no.

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Re: Trying not to get bummed over not going to prom [Re: Salomon]
    #21579648 - 04/22/15 09:27 AM (9 years, 28 days ago)

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Salomon said:
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unless you're gonna get laid, don't go to prom.


take some mdma and hit up a rave



Exactly. I didn't go to prom. I got wasted and lit off fireworks in an abandoned building with my buddies. We had an infinitely better time than everyone who spent hundreds of dollars on prom.


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Re: Trying not to get bummed over not going to prom [Re: Zombi3]
    #21579684 - 04/22/15 09:38 AM (9 years, 28 days ago)

Anyway I'm not going to prom. Why go to a expensive gathering wearing uncomfortable clothing around a bunch of people I generally dislike. I can't see anything good coming out of me going to prom.

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Re: Trying not to get bummed over not going to prom [Re: SirShroomsAlott] * 1
    #21579741 - 04/22/15 09:57 AM (9 years, 28 days ago)

damn....it was an all out whore house at my prom :lol: unless you were in a relationship you were dancing with EVERYONE....and it was sexual to the point this kid got a boner on the dance floor and had to run out of the gym :lolsy:


i swear, go to school dances on MDMA - makes it 100000x better. i got to dancing with the hottest chicks in my class and had the after party of a lifetime (you can go to those without going to the dance) with strip beer pong, mad drinking games, and like 10 acres outside of the basement to have our own privacy....it was siiiiick!


:lol: funniest part was i danced with one of the hottest chicks in school for a while, last new years (13/14) i was at my friends new years party, rolling and drinking and she came up to me with one of her friends i knew well and was like "tb! how are you!?"

i honestly didnt recognize her at all and i was rolling and drunk, and our mutual friend was like "its XXXXX" i felt like kinda a dick, but it was one of the best feelings too at the same time.....aside from the E fueled dancing with her at prom i never talked to her :haha:


now thinking back at it it kinda makes me think our mutual friend was trying to hook us up but mdma and getting hammered i missed the cues


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Re: Trying not to get bummed over not going to prom [Re: trippinballs420]
    #21579755 - 04/22/15 10:01 AM (9 years, 28 days ago)

also our prom tix were like 10 bucks :lol: and then beer was like 15$ a 30 pack, and vodka like 20 a handle....already had the clothes and shoes so it was like 50 bucks for the whole deal (my rich ass classmates parents paid for our whole pictures/dinner and had it catered)


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Re: Trying not to get bummed over not going to prom [Re: trippinballs420]
    #21579780 - 04/22/15 10:09 AM (9 years, 28 days ago)

hahahahaha some kid ran out ofthe gym because he had a boner? what a puss


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Re: Trying not to get bummed over not going to prom [Re: Sheekle]
    #21579884 - 04/22/15 10:56 AM (9 years, 28 days ago)

:lol: yeah it was hilarious....he may have even jizzed but he got the fuck outta there quickly


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Re: Trying not to get bummed over not going to prom [Re: trippinballs420]
    #21579911 - 04/22/15 11:05 AM (9 years, 28 days ago)

My niece is going again this year without a date, she goes with a bunch of her GF's, I don't get it.

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