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InvisiblePrisoner#1
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Happy Suprise Drug Test Day!!! * 6
    #21573994 - 04/20/15 11:48 PM (9 years, 29 days ago)

I guess most of you will be increasing your post counts after
tomorrow when we celebrate National Unemployment Day


:smilingpuppy:

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Re: Happy Suprise Drug Test Day!!! [Re: Prisoner#1] * 3
    #21574000 - 04/20/15 11:52 PM (9 years, 29 days ago)

:shrug:


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Re: Happy Suprise Drug Test Day!!! [Re: Eggtimer]
    #21574003 - 04/20/15 11:53 PM (9 years, 29 days ago)

That's why I have fake piss hahah works every time


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Re: Happy Suprise Drug Test Day!!! [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #21574018 - 04/20/15 11:59 PM (9 years, 29 days ago)

Haha damn employers are cruel I did not know they tested after 4/20, should have thought of that! Well good thing my employment doesn't give piss tests, half the people here probably have unlimited access to adderall and use that privilege quite often.


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Re: Happy Suprise Drug Test Day!!! [Re: Prisoner#1] * 3
    #21574020 - 04/21/15 12:00 AM (9 years, 29 days ago)

lol @ getting drug tested.

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Re: Happy Suprise Drug Test Day!!! [Re: Rebelutionsssss] * 2
    #21574366 - 04/21/15 05:12 AM (9 years, 29 days ago)

Quote:

Rebelutionsssss said:
That's why I have fake piss hahah works every time





synthetic piss ftw!!!


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Re: Happy Suprise Drug Test Day!!! [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #21574397 - 04/21/15 05:33 AM (9 years, 29 days ago)

Quote:

Rebelutionsssss said:
That's why I have fake piss hahah works every time




Will that really work for GC/MS lab tests? I thought it wouldn't work because of specific gravity, ect... Has it worked for you on lab tests, what brand do you use?

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Re: Happy Suprise Drug Test Day!!! [Re: Ayahuascasoul]
    #21574412 - 04/21/15 05:44 AM (9 years, 29 days ago)

I only get pissed if I fuck some shit up or get hurt. I get my boss coke so I don't have too much to worry about.


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Re: Happy Suprise Drug Test Day!!! [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #21574468 - 04/21/15 06:14 AM (9 years, 29 days ago)

I wish I had some dirty piss to fuck up a drug test with... you guys suck lol jk jk

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Re: Happy Suprise Drug Test Day!!! [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
    #21575529 - 04/21/15 08:18 AM (9 years, 29 days ago)

I have clean piss and don't get drug tested .. ..

:feelsbatman:

Stupid union  making me jump through hoops just to apply.....

At my mason job the owner has given me hash ... And we do have some work weed (shawg) in the trailer... For those days when you are waiting for the truck inspector or for shit to dry.


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InvisiblePrisoner#1
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Re: Happy Suprise Drug Test Day!!! [Re: trekie]
    #21575574 - 04/21/15 08:31 AM (9 years, 29 days ago)

where I'm working you're hard pressed to get piss tested after you're hired,
someone has to see and report that you were doing something or you have to
get hurt or do some really stupid stuff

they do have the occasional 'random' piss test, one of he engineers said he was
there for 15 years and never once had a drug test then one week he had to take
3, apparently it was because they knew the people they intended to test were
going to fail so they had to have passing piss for them

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Re: Happy Suprise Drug Test Day!!! [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #21575647 - 04/21/15 09:01 AM (9 years, 29 days ago)

:smilingpuppy:

Yeah I'm trying to get into the iron workers or pipe fitters.  So it's just a pain in the ass because I don't know anyone. I'm on my second set of interviews With the fitters.  Then it's 9 months more of school and unpaid internship. Then 3 years apprenticeship. And. I've been going to school nearly full time for metal fab . While working for a buddy who just had a kid with heart defect. So I had to drop a few classes this semester.

There is a guy I know who got in went to college for addiction studies or something like that. His uncle was in the union so he just had to name drop and he was in. Never worked factory or construction a day in his life.  Fucking nepotism man.

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Re: Happy Suprise Drug Test Day!!! [Re: trekie]
    #21575933 - 04/21/15 11:05 AM (9 years, 29 days ago)

My boss could really give a shit what I was doing off the clock as long as I put in good work.  Hell, I'm already known as the company hippy anyway, I'd just lay out the list and save them the time and money of a test :lol:

Me and the owner, and my boss under him all have a good relationship, so I'm pretty fortunate in that regard.


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Re: Happy Suprise Drug Test Day!!! [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #21576078 - 04/21/15 12:12 PM (9 years, 29 days ago)

oH no!

I forgot to buy my freeze-dried internet urine.

Im F@$&ked!!! 

Thanks a lot furry dude.

Now i gotta bum the corners for some chronic dime bags :nonono:


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Re: Happy Suprise Drug Test Day!!! [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #21576080 - 04/21/15 12:14 PM (9 years, 29 days ago)


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Re: Happy Suprise Drug Test Day!!! [Re: zepplenxemily]
    #21576100 - 04/21/15 12:22 PM (9 years, 29 days ago)

companies are actually ass-hole enough to really do this type of thing right after 4/20?
this is why i work for myself...only way to have true freedom of choice in this day and age.


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Re: Happy Suprise Drug Test Day!!! [Re: resonant111]
    #21576105 - 04/21/15 12:25 PM (9 years, 29 days ago)

I wouldn't say it's common, but I'm sure it happens.

Most smart companies would probably wait a few weeks before doing it, so that on the face of it, it can appear "random".


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Re: Happy Suprise Drug Test Day!!! [Re: Shroomslip]
    #21576111 - 04/21/15 12:28 PM (9 years, 29 days ago)

4/21

The best day to sober up your company


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Re: Happy Suprise Drug Test Day!!! [Re: Eggtimer]
    #21576178 - 04/21/15 12:53 PM (9 years, 29 days ago)

Quote:

Eggtimer said:
:shrug:




In america I don't think we'd even know what that is.


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Re: Happy Suprise Drug Test Day!!! [Re: twighead]
    #21576207 - 04/21/15 01:08 PM (9 years, 29 days ago)

you've never seen the wizzinator?


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