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Re: Bigger Girls [Re: spixce]
    #21572968 - 04/20/15 06:59 PM (9 years, 30 days ago)

It ain't amazing lol, the real thing can be if she's hawt and is attracted to you


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Re: Bigger Girls [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #21572984 - 04/20/15 07:02 PM (9 years, 30 days ago)

Quote:

MagicalOrangutan said:
It ain't amazing lol, the real thing can be if she's hawt and is attracted to you




Are you autistic? Serious question


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Re: Bigger Girls [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21573003 - 04/20/15 07:08 PM (9 years, 30 days ago)

Actually I have Aspergers lol, but blow jobs are still gross, I don't feel envy for y'all who praise them and only nasty slutty easy girls do blow jobs lol. The nice cute ones such as the one I was with in the past, like sex and easily get turned on but getting mouth bacteria all over my penis is just kinda gross, if you disagree then more power to ya bud


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Hugging your mind, praying to survive, feeling the love of the hieroglyphs in the sky
We all need more love, and mainly less hate
Hate is the blind that covers the heart's eye
That makes the heart's eye cry
Locked deep away in the skies of our minds

It's all in the mind

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Re: Bigger Girls [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #21573006 - 04/20/15 07:09 PM (9 years, 30 days ago)

When I say the real thing that's obviously a reference to real sex lol, not putting your penis in a bacteria infested mouth


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On the ground you lay, with your dogs you pray, at a neon hieroglyph sky you gaze

Hugging your mind, praying to survive, feeling the love of the hieroglyphs in the sky
We all need more love, and mainly less hate
Hate is the blind that covers the heart's eye
That makes the heart's eye cry
Locked deep away in the skies of our minds

It's all in the mind

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Re: Bigger Girls [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #21573007 - 04/20/15 07:10 PM (9 years, 30 days ago)

Quote:

MagicalOrangutan said:
It ain't amazing lol, the real thing can be if she's hawt and is attracted to you



How is having a hot girl suck your dick not amazing?


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Re: Bigger Girls [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #21573010 - 04/20/15 07:11 PM (9 years, 30 days ago)

That's fair :ifindthisboring:

But you do realize that when you fuck a girL that she has bacteria inside her vagina..? How do you think the ph and all that is maintained


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Re: Bigger Girls [Re: MagicalOrangutan] * 2
    #21573012 - 04/20/15 07:11 PM (9 years, 30 days ago)

Quote:

MagicalOrangutan said:
When I say the real thing that's obviously a reference to real sex lol, not putting your penis in a bacteria infested mouth



:lol: You do know that vaginas also contain bacteria, right?

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Re: Bigger Girls [Re: psi]
    #21573017 - 04/20/15 07:13 PM (9 years, 30 days ago)

Thank you psi for always being on point


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Re: Bigger Girls [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21573026 - 04/20/15 07:15 PM (9 years, 30 days ago)

That's why they pay me the big bucks.

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Re: Bigger Girls [Re: spixce]
    #21573034 - 04/20/15 07:16 PM (9 years, 30 days ago)

Quote:

spixce said:
Quote:

MagicalOrangutan said:
It ain't amazing lol, the real thing can be if she's hawt and is attracted to you



How is having a hot girl suck your dick not amazing?




I can't really comprehend it either.


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Re: Bigger Girls [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #21573037 - 04/20/15 07:16 PM (9 years, 30 days ago)

Not nearly as much as the mouth I would assume?? Lol l unless she used mouthwash right before

Sex will always be better than a blow job, lol I won't waste time with that if I could be using it to actually do doggie style lol

I've noticed only slutty girls do blow jobs?


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On the ground you lay, with your dogs you pray, at a neon hieroglyph sky you gaze

Hugging your mind, praying to survive, feeling the love of the hieroglyphs in the sky
We all need more love, and mainly less hate
Hate is the blind that covers the heart's eye
That makes the heart's eye cry
Locked deep away in the skies of our minds

It's all in the mind

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Re: Bigger Girls [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #21573050 - 04/20/15 07:18 PM (9 years, 30 days ago)

It's not about being better it's just fucking obviously awesome. So many layers of it.


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"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"

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Re: Bigger Girls [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #21573065 - 04/20/15 07:21 PM (9 years, 30 days ago)

Quote:

MagicalOrangutan said:
I've noticed only slutty girls do blow jobs?




Maybe in the 1920s. These days I don't think there are many people in the Western world who consider it taboo unless they're really religious or something.

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Re: Bigger Girls [Re: psi]
    #21573108 - 04/20/15 07:29 PM (9 years, 30 days ago)

Well yeah, you guys are all active regulars of a drug forum lol so y'all are very liberal in general, I'm not even that liberal when it comes to drugs, I seriously stick to only weed and natural psychedelics except for rare occasions, I don't even drink alcohol or use tobacco products.


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On the ground you lay, with your dogs you pray, at a neon hieroglyph sky you gaze

Hugging your mind, praying to survive, feeling the love of the hieroglyphs in the sky
We all need more love, and mainly less hate
Hate is the blind that covers the heart's eye
That makes the heart's eye cry
Locked deep away in the skies of our minds

It's all in the mind

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Re: Bigger Girls [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #21573126 - 04/20/15 07:33 PM (9 years, 30 days ago)

i didn't really like blow jobs until the relationship i'm in now. i think it's a matter of finding someone who's good at it.


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Re: Bigger Girls [Re: millzy]
    #21573147 - 04/20/15 07:37 PM (9 years, 30 days ago)

It's a matter of being a care free liberal lol


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Hugging your mind, praying to survive, feeling the love of the hieroglyphs in the sky
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That makes the heart's eye cry
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Re: Bigger Girls [Re: MagicalOrangutan] * 2
    #21573152 - 04/20/15 07:38 PM (9 years, 30 days ago)

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MagicalOrangutan said:
It's a matter of being a care free liberal lol




:thataintright:


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Re: Bigger Girls [Re: millzy]
    #21573177 - 04/20/15 07:42 PM (9 years, 30 days ago)

It is, lol the first three girls I was with, I liked oral from them but then again that was back when I had the personality such that I'd use any drug from alcohol to bath salts to crack fucking cocaine lol, recently I prefer to enjoy life sober and clean without hopping college house parties and doing stupid shit just to see if I can escape the police erghh


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On the ground you lay, with your dogs you pray, at a neon hieroglyph sky you gaze

Hugging your mind, praying to survive, feeling the love of the hieroglyphs in the sky
We all need more love, and mainly less hate
Hate is the blind that covers the heart's eye
That makes the heart's eye cry
Locked deep away in the skies of our minds

It's all in the mind

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Re: Bigger Girls [Re: psi]
    #21573185 - 04/20/15 07:43 PM (9 years, 30 days ago)

Good the world could use more sluts.


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"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"

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Re: Bigger Girls [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21573208 - 04/20/15 07:47 PM (9 years, 30 days ago)

I haven't been layed in awhile

but I can't see myself dating a fat chick
my friend dates one and she's been like that for the last two years at the very least
fuck that

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