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Re: ❤ I'VE FOUND A SECRET OF SEX ❤ [Re: HalluciNate] * 2
    #21568324 - 04/19/15 02:36 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

Good fucking zappa the freakshow is in full regalia today.


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Re: ❤ I'VE FOUND A SECRET OF SEX ❤ [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21568349 - 04/19/15 02:41 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

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zappaisgod said:
Good fucking zappa the freakshow is in full regalia today.



You horrid asshole....:lol:


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Re: ❤ I'VE FOUND A SECRET OF SEX ❤ [Re: HalluciNate]
    #21568432 - 04/19/15 02:59 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

I'll be trying this:eek:


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Re: ❤ I'VE FOUND A SECRET OF SEX ❤ [Re: HalluciNate] * 1
    #21568439 - 04/19/15 03:02 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

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HalluciNate said:
Quote:

Webster10 said:
So you didn't, "just get your dick wet?"



The dick got wet....:naughty:

I just didn't cum.:crazy2:





Than your doing something wrong cause the only way i stop fucking is if i splash the walls


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Re: ❤ I'VE FOUND A SECRET OF SEX ❤ [Re: cyber_messiah]
    #21568450 - 04/19/15 03:06 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

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cyber_messiah said:
I'll be trying this:eek:



:super:


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Re: ❤ I'VE FOUND A SECRET OF SEX ❤ [Re: kushroom]
    #21568459 - 04/19/15 03:08 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

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kushroom said:
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HalluciNate said:
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Webster10 said:
So you didn't, "just get your dick wet?"



The dick got wet....:naughty:

I just didn't cum.:crazy2:





Than your doing something wrong cause the only way i stop fucking is if i splash the walls



:yeahokaywaitwhat:


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Re: ❤ I'VE FOUND A SECRET OF SEX ❤ [Re: HalluciNate]
    #21568486 - 04/19/15 03:13 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

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HalluciNate said:
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zappaisgod said:
Good fucking zappa the freakshow is in full regalia today.



You horrid asshole....:lol:



I didn't mean to be so blunt zappa....:sad:

Soz:shrug:

If it makes you feel any better I tossed you +5 shrooms!:laugh:

:mushroom2::mushroom2::mushroom2::mushroom2::mushroom2:


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Offlinezappaisgod
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Re: ❤ I'VE FOUND A SECRET OF SEX ❤ [Re: HalluciNate] * 1
    #21568527 - 04/19/15 03:21 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

It's my title and it's fine.  I embrace it because I know I am blunt.  I've also been around a long time and quite frankly I don't think there is anything you can tell me about sex, grasshopper.


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Re: ❤ I'VE FOUND A SECRET OF SEX ❤ [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21568529 - 04/19/15 03:22 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

Then this thread may not be for you, but we're glad to have ya hear. :yesnod:

I'm a very friendly person, and I love to share what works from my perspective with my friends.:smile:


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Re: ❤ I'VE FOUND A SECRET OF SEX ❤ [Re: HalluciNate]
    #21568564 - 04/19/15 03:28 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

I'll tell you the secret I learned.  Pay attention to how your partner acts.  Every woman will tell you what she likes if you pay attention.  It isn't always verbal.  Sometimes it is just a slight muscle twitch but they all tell you.  PE was never an issue.  Once I was out of my teens I could go as long as I wanted.  All you have to do to be great lover is to pay attention.


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Re: ❤ I'VE FOUND A SECRET OF SEX ❤ [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21568690 - 04/19/15 04:00 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

:heartpump:Thank you!:heartpump:


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Re: ❤ I'VE FOUND A SECRET OF SEX ❤ [Re: HalluciNate]
    #21568901 - 04/19/15 05:00 PM (9 years, 30 days ago)



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Re: ❤ I'VE FOUND A SECRET OF SEX ❤ [Re: zappaisgod]
    #21569148 - 04/19/15 06:22 PM (9 years, 30 days ago)

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zappaisgod said:
Good fucking zappa the freakshow is in full regalia today.



What is full regalia for Zappa? Suit, tie? Perhaps a cane?

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Re: ❤ I'VE FOUND A SECRET OF SEX ❤ [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #21569168 - 04/19/15 06:29 PM (9 years, 30 days ago)

If you kind of meditate it works well for me also....


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Re: ❤ I'VE FOUND A SECRET OF SEX ❤ [Re: King Klick]
    #21569354 - 04/19/15 07:15 PM (9 years, 30 days ago)

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King Klick said:




:rofl2:


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Re: ❤ I'VE FOUND A SECRET OF SEX ❤ [Re: randoman] * 1
    #21569358 - 04/19/15 07:16 PM (9 years, 30 days ago)

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If you kind of meditate it works well for me also....



I meditate as well.:cookiemonster:

Many a technique!:elmo:


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Re: ❤ I'VE FOUND A SECRET OF SEX ❤ [Re: HalluciNate]
    #21569365 - 04/19/15 07:18 PM (9 years, 30 days ago)



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Re: ❤ I'VE FOUND A SECRET OF SEX ❤ [Re: HalluciNate]
    #21569374 - 04/19/15 07:19 PM (9 years, 30 days ago)



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Re: ❤ I'VE FOUND A SECRET OF SEX ❤ [Re: HalluciNate] * 2
    #21569707 - 04/19/15 09:03 PM (9 years, 30 days ago)

I FOUND THE SECRET TO EATING HEALTHY!!!!!!!!!!




CHEWING!


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..

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Re: ❤ I'VE FOUND A SECRET OF SEX ❤ [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #21570065 - 04/19/15 10:47 PM (9 years, 30 days ago)

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Bill_Oreilly said:
I FOUND THE SECRET TO EATING HEALTHY!!!!!!!!!!




CHEWING!



:willynilly:


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