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DOBAS
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I need to get laid
#21566223 - 04/19/15 01:55 AM (8 years, 11 months ago) |
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Ok so I need to fuck its been long enough. I've been out of the game for a while now.
So I don't want a girlfriend relationship thing at all. Purely sex. So how would a 32 year old man go about accomplishing this? I see woman everywhere. Food stores, garden stores, bed bath beyond. Easy enough to create chit chat with them, maybe even get them to laugh a little, but it never lands me in bed with them.
Is casual sex really that difficult to find? Does one really need to invest time into multiple dates and gifts in order to get laid?
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Atreyu
Never Ending
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Re: I need to get laid [Re: DOBAS]
#21566228 - 04/19/15 01:57 AM (8 years, 11 months ago) |
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zZZz
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Re: I need to get laid [Re: DOBAS]
#21566236 - 04/19/15 02:05 AM (8 years, 11 months ago) |
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Bbw
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braindrop
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Re: I need to get laid [Re: DOBAS]
#21566272 - 04/19/15 02:51 AM (8 years, 11 months ago) |
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BlunderSoftly
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Re: I need to get laid [Re: DOBAS]
#21566276 - 04/19/15 02:59 AM (8 years, 11 months ago) |
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Just keep going out and try to make progress with as many females as you see, bring one friend as a sign that someone in world enjoys your company other than your shitty family. You'll start running into the same few girls over and over again and eventually you might convince one that having sex with you would be a good time, the more true you can make that last part the more confident you'll be in general and the more girls you'll meet.
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psychodelia
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Re: I need to get laid [Re: DOBAS]
#21566282 - 04/19/15 03:05 AM (8 years, 11 months ago) |
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Just pay for it
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DOBAS
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Edited by DOBAS (04/19/15 03:49 AM)
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Hobozen
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Re: I need to get laid [Re: braindrop]
#21566294 - 04/19/15 03:20 AM (8 years, 11 months ago) |
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Meetup.com Sports groups. Badminton is the place to be. Creative writing groups or other art groups.
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Hobozen
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Re: I need to get laid [Re: Hobozen]
#21566298 - 04/19/15 03:22 AM (8 years, 11 months ago) |
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Bars are for sluts with massive vaginas and assholes with floppy dicks. I prefer electronic music gatherings.
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DOBAS
Registered: 07/06/13
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Loc: Virginia
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Quote:
psychodelia said: Just pay for it
Seems to be the easiest and fastest way possible with the highest risk
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refried
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Re: I need to get laid [Re: DOBAS]
#21566334 - 04/19/15 04:10 AM (8 years, 11 months ago) |
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fuck a coworker dude that's what i've always done. better yet, bang your boss.
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DOBAS
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Re: I need to get laid [Re: refried]
#21566385 - 04/19/15 05:17 AM (8 years, 11 months ago) |
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refried said: fuck a coworker dude that's what i've always done. better yet, bang your boss.
There's a 55 year old co worker that wants sex. But i have to be there for another year so I'm not sure I wanna shit where I eat
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Albertheisenhouer
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Re: I need to get laid [Re: DOBAS]
#21566387 - 04/19/15 05:20 AM (8 years, 11 months ago) |
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Just go out talk to pretty ladies. Chicks dig confident guys.
As an alternative you can use datingwebsites. I've tried that for a while. Lots of crazy chicks though.
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refried
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go younger man you're 30s no pretty soon 20s will be out of your reach.
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trekie
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Re: I need to get laid [Re: refried]
#21567293 - 04/19/15 10:08 AM (8 years, 11 months ago) |
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Yea goto the young people bars. Approach a drunker one who is wearing a skirt and is alone or with a few more female friends.
Buy them a decent drink ask about them talk like you are really interested. Relish them with stories about a good time or two something cool they probably haven't done.
I've been out of the game for 7 years . I'm in my earlier 30s and I get hit on more in my 30s then I did in my 20s ....
The scary thing is when people start introduce there daughter to you. And I'm an ugly dritty drunk construction worker. If I can do it without trying you can.
Oh a don't give a single fuck
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Oldgregg
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Re: I need to get laid [Re: DOBAS] 4
#21567322 - 04/19/15 10:09 AM (8 years, 11 months ago) |
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just be sure to breathe when you do get laid
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HalluciNate
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Re: I need to get laid [Re: trekie]
#21567339 - 04/19/15 10:12 AM (8 years, 11 months ago) |
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Better yourself until the just cannot resist....
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OsculateOfDemise
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I know people who got lucky off of craigslist but they also had some wild stories to go along with it. I say do it for the stories. At least we'll have something to read later.
I haven't had sex since 2014 and the thought of fucking some random stranger with god knows what's makes me totally happy with my vibrator.
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Atreyu
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OsculateOfDemise said: I know people who got lucky off of craigslist but they also had some wild stories to go along with it. I say do it for the stories. At least we'll have something to read later.
I haven't had sex since 2014 and the thought of fucking some random stranger with god knows what's makes me totally happy with my vibrator.
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Malcolm_Xtasy
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Re: I need to get laid [Re: DOBAS]
#21567529 - 04/19/15 11:10 AM (8 years, 11 months ago) |
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On a scale from 1 to ugly how ugly are you?
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makaveli8x8
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Re: I need to get laid [Re: DOBAS] 1
#21567797 - 04/19/15 12:11 PM (8 years, 11 months ago) |
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DOBAS said:
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refried said: fuck a coworker dude that's what i've always done. better yet, bang your boss.
There's a 55 year old co worker that wants sex. But i have to be there for another year so I'm not sure I wanna shit where I eat
thats when you have to make a compromise, and eat where she shits
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everybodyhaha
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Yea suck her farts.
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refried
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yeah dude you need to make up a lie about your profession as well. doctor is a good one, but if you're on the shroomery you probably would fail at that. maybe you could say you are working for google... bunch of fucking idiots working there, no offense.
so, in sum, you need to 1. attempt to fuck a coworker, 2. lie about your age, profession and income, 3. ????? 4. PROFIT!
i feel you it must be hard i let most of my friends go also in 30s wouldn't even know who to call to go out on a saturday night anymore. good luck keep us notified!
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DOBAS
Registered: 07/06/13
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Loc: Virginia
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Quote:
Malcolm_Xtasy said: On a scale from 1 to ugly how ugly are you?
Lmao I'd say I'm a 7.5 to an 8 when i try
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