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OfflineHalluciNate
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❤ I'VE FOUND A SECRET OF SEX ❤
    #21564711 - 04/18/15 05:33 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

This may be moved to S&R, but I know pubbers could benefit!:super:

As simple as it may seem I've noticed

BREATHING

plays a key role when having sex.:tongue2:

Letting go of your breath, and really breathing deep helps a ton.:cookiemonster:

I penetrate on the exhale, and pull back on the inhale.:whoo:

In and out.:heartpump:

I mean really letting go of your breathing, and not caring if she/anyone hears you pant like a gorilla.:lol:

It makes for some interesting moments....:boobs:

Well Shroomery, I just got my dick wet.  :doggystyle:

:bananabang:

:peace:


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Re: ❤ I'VE FOUND A SECRET OF SEX ❤ [Re: HalluciNate] * 14
    #21564717 - 04/18/15 05:34 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

Thanks for telling me to breathe, bro. Like holy fucking shit, I never knew that

:yawn:

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OfflineHalluciNate
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Re: ❤ I'VE FOUND A SECRET OF SEX ❤ [Re: HalluciNate]
    #21564720 - 04/18/15 05:35 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)



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Re: ❤ I'VE FOUND A SECRET OF SEX ❤ [Re: Uzziel]
    #21564732 - 04/18/15 05:36 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Uzziel said:
Thanks for telling me to breathe, bro. Like holy fucking shit, I never knew that

:yawn:



FUCK YEA BROSEPH! :aweyeah:

I'm glad to share what works for me!:elmo:


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Re: ❤ I'VE FOUND A SECRET OF SEX ❤ [Re: HalluciNate] * 1
    #21564825 - 04/18/15 05:54 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

There is 100% truth in OP.
I just cant stop once the rhythm kicks in.

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Re: ❤ I'VE FOUND A SECRET OF SEX ❤ [Re: Uzziel] * 10
    #21564834 - 04/18/15 05:55 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

You can tell this guy is so happy that he just got laid.


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Re: ❤ I'VE FOUND A SECRET OF SEX ❤ [Re: WhyDidiDoThis]
    #21564836 - 04/18/15 05:56 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

:headboard:


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Re: ❤ I'VE FOUND A SECRET OF SEX ❤ [Re: Webster10] * 5
    #21564838 - 04/18/15 05:56 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

:lol:
hallucinate, you're a halluciNUT


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Re: ❤ I'VE FOUND A SECRET OF SEX ❤ [Re: Webster10]
    #21564841 - 04/18/15 05:57 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Webster10 said:
You can tell this guy is so happy that he just got laid.



Just got laid?:confused2:

Homie we've been fucking.:dumbass:


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Re: ❤ I'VE FOUND A SECRET OF SEX ❤ [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #21564844 - 04/18/15 05:58 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Shroomopotamus said:
:lol:
hallucinate, you're a halluciNUT



What?!?!:rofl:

I hold my nut too, BTW.:thisisheavyman:

Stay young for evs home slice.:gangsta2:


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Re: ❤ I'VE FOUND A SECRET OF SEX ❤ [Re: HalluciNate]
    #21564846 - 04/18/15 05:58 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

So you didn't, "just get your dick wet?"


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Re: ❤ I'VE FOUND A SECRET OF SEX ❤ [Re: Webster10]
    #21564861 - 04/18/15 06:03 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Webster10 said:
So you didn't, "just get your dick wet?"



The dick got wet....:naughty:

I just didn't cum.:crazy2:


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Re: ❤ I'VE FOUND A SECRET OF SEX ❤ [Re: Uzziel] * 1
    #21564876 - 04/18/15 06:07 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Uzziel said:
Thanks for telling me to breathe, bro. Like holy fucking shit, I never knew that

:yawn:




Lmao


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Re: ❤ I'VE FOUND A SECRET OF SEX ❤ [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #21564914 - 04/18/15 06:19 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

:mindblown:


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Re: ❤ I'VE FOUND A SECRET OF SEX ❤ [Re: HalluciNate]
    #21564936 - 04/18/15 06:25 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

My ex always had to remind me to breath lmao. Id always forget to breath and id be like hold it for a few minutes and shed yell at me.

I don't know i guess im not too concerned with breathing when im busy with other things :shrug::lol:


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Re: ❤ I'VE FOUND A SECRET OF SEX ❤ [Re: HalluciNate]
    #21564963 - 04/18/15 06:32 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

Sounds like you either just lost your virginity or are having sex for one of your first times

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Re: ❤ I'VE FOUND A SECRET OF SEX ❤ [Re: Connoisseur]
    #21564971 - 04/18/15 06:35 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

u have to use magic its not even secret

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Re: ❤ I'VE FOUND A SECRET OF SEX ❤ [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL] * 4
    #21564975 - 04/18/15 06:37 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

I breathed once...

Didn't like it.


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Re: ❤ I'VE FOUND A SECRET OF SEX ❤ [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #21564980 - 04/18/15 06:41 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

Try holding your breath when your about to orgasm. It prolongs and intensifies the sensation greatly. If you feel like your going deaf for a few seconds your doing it right.

Just don't go all David Carradine with it.


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Re: ❤ I'VE FOUND A SECRET OF SEX ❤ [Re: Ras Rising]
    #21565517 - 04/18/15 09:20 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Ras Rising said:
My ex always had to remind me to breath lmao. Id always forget to breath and id be like hold it for a few minutes and shed yell at me.

I don't know i guess im not too concerned with breathing when im busy with other things :shrug::lol:



Well this thread is for you! :super:

I learned to leave that behind, and to keep a consistent steadily loud breath. :cookiemonster:


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