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OfflineIcyus
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picky guy looking for The One.
    #21554156 - 04/16/15 06:52 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

I dont want a normal beat down bitch in any way.

I want a somewhat narcicistic, somewhat coldhearted, smart girl i can respect and love as my equal.
I could describe very detailed; the point being I dont judge as most people do, and may, for the right person, blow their mind beyond comprehension, and live life in continous extacy, all those answers i have worked to aquire.

I know they exist.. alas, the only ive come across have been in their forties, or one i came across in her early twenties, but abit too normal, maybe..

How to i make this happen? Most people are so immature, bitter, ignorant or toxic.. let alone to find someone i am attracted to..


Btw.. i see into people, read them, and take them for what they are.. i like cats though.. they and I have a compatible spirit, but i want sex too, talking about things, and traveling ect..

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Anonymous #1

Re: picky guy looking for The One. [Re: Icyus] * 4
    #21554169 - 04/16/15 06:57 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

Just don't get lonely and sex up your cat.

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OfflineIcyus
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Re: picky guy looking for The One. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #21554188 - 04/16/15 07:05 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

Fuck you


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Re: picky guy looking for The One. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #21554194 - 04/16/15 07:07 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

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Anonymous said:
Just don't get lonely and sex up your cat.




I just gave mine a human hug and he hissed at me and went outside through his pet door.

OP, you may not be ready to find someone who is The One if you want a narcissistic cold hearted smart woman as an "equal".  This assumes by "The One" you mean in a good way and not "The One" to completely fuck up your life.

Breeding cats would be fun.


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Re: picky guy looking for The One. [Re: Icyus] * 6
    #21554202 - 04/16/15 07:12 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

Good luck find a girl with mental issues, it shouldn't be that hard.

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Re: picky guy looking for The One. [Re: LunarEclipse]
    #21554286 - 04/16/15 07:51 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

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LunarEclipse said:
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Anonymous said:
Just don't get lonely and sex up your cat.




I just gave mine a human hug and he hissed at me and went outside through his pet door.

OP, you may not be ready to find someone who is The One if you want a narcissistic cold hearted smart woman as an "equal".  This assumes by "The One" you mean in a good way and not "The One" to completely fuck up your life.

Breeding cats would be fun.




What is good and what is bad, huh?  A relationship between me and this pers9n would be the best ever.. youre careless towards people for a reason.. i know how to make the most coldhearted feel love, if i find that flame deep.inside..


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Re: picky guy looking for The One. [Re: Icyus]
    #21554326 - 04/16/15 08:03 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

Herpes?

But for real, good for you. I hope you can find her man. I like to think there is someone out there for everyone, and if I want to continue believing this I must imagine there is someone out there for you as well.


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Re: picky guy looking for The One. [Re: omegafaust]
    #21555113 - 04/16/15 12:29 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

If the world is that immature, bitter, ignorant, and toxic, then you should have no trouble finding the perfect girl for you.


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Re: picky guy looking for The One. [Re: empty space] * 2
    #21576408 - 04/21/15 02:11 PM (9 years, 29 days ago)

I'd say look for the one that makes you wake up in the morning and be a better man.  When you find that and sex so good you BOTH reach back to put it in when it slips out, you've got it made. :yeahthatsright:  also, love takes work and comprimise, it's not a damn Disney story.


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Re: picky guy looking for The One. [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #21577122 - 04/21/15 04:26 PM (9 years, 29 days ago)

Knowing what you want is half the journey. If you know her character, hobbies etc., you should be able figure out what she would want from a man. Just become that man and go out looking for her. But if you have no place to look...figure out what those 40-something women are doing (yoga classes? raves in forests? philosophy conventions?), there's probably 20 year-olds doing the same stuff.

or maybe you just did that and this is the place you are most likely to find your mate, in which case I apologize for intruding

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Re: picky guy looking for The One. [Re: viensdu] * 1
    #21591156 - 04/24/15 03:58 PM (9 years, 26 days ago)

Dude, if you are looking for "the one" odds are that you will never find them. When we consciously look for a significant other based solely on our own high standards and leave no room for flaws, we will always manage to find a flaw and sabotage ourselves.

Benjamin Franklin once said "Keep your eyes wide open before marriage," Ben Franklin quoted, "and half shut afterwards."

Just let life and love happen man. Some of the greatest things and greatest people that we will meet come to us when we least expect it and are not looking.


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Re: picky guy looking for The One. [Re: Icyus]
    #21591169 - 04/24/15 04:05 PM (9 years, 26 days ago)

Get off your high horse OP. I hope the person you're looking for is out being a slut.

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OfflineIcyus
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Re: picky guy looking for The One. [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #21603094 - 04/27/15 09:17 AM (9 years, 23 days ago)

If i dont get what i want, then hummanity may suck it, and i will die alone. :P


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