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OfflinePariahprose
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(E)arly (M)orning (C)leaning
    #21540469 - 04/13/15 05:57 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

Well, its another day at work for me, which equates to 12 hours walking around pushing a broom. That's at least what I am supposed to be doing O.o

Hell, there is only so much cleaning you can do, but what really sucks is that I have to clean the same spots over and over all day. So until they get dirty again, my ass is hiding out, lol.

So what is everyone else up too this manic Monday morning?


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Re: (E)arly (M)orning (C)leaning [Re: Pariahprose]
    #21540508 - 04/13/15 06:34 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

The most difficult job in the world for a hard working person is acting like you're busy.


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Re: (E)arly (M)orning (C)leaning [Re: Astral Pain]
    #21540511 - 04/13/15 06:38 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

I'm up early. Still have two more weeks off work. I was gonna' go back next week, but think I'll just milk it while I can.

I'm actually waiting (it's only 5:35am here) for the sun to come up so I can clean the carpets, again. The Resolve/spot shot worked, but man, chili vomit is hard to get out of light carpet. Must be the tomato sauce. so I bought some other industrial carpet cleaner shit form Home Depot I'll try later.

Got a new mattress and bed sheets yesterday. It was my dudes' moms xmas present to us and we've been so busy we are just now getting it. It's pretty nice..not gonna lie. Slept like a baby.


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OfflinePariahprose
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Re: (E)arly (M)orning (C)leaning [Re: Astral Pain]
    #21540547 - 04/13/15 07:06 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

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Astral Pain said:
The most difficult job in the world for a hard working person is acting like you're busy.




Ain't that the fucking truth! No sooner than I posted the emc and came out the bathroom, my operator came up to me and said that someone told her that I was sleeping in the bathroom, man fuck snitches. My shit was caught up and done for the time being.

I'm not about to fucking geek out and get every piece of trash, bottle, or speck of dust as it falls. I would much rather let it build up a little as opposed to getting the tiniest thing as they fall. At least by doing it the way I was going to, it feels like I actually accomplish something.

Hell, the person that snitched on me probably did it as a way to kiss ass so they could be truely lazy.


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Re: (E)arly (M)orning (C)leaning [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #21540580 - 04/13/15 07:19 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

Ehhh ya i hate that... Vomit smell makes me wana... Well vomit.... Ive had to clean that out of my carpet a few times, not always mine either some asshole friends. Gotta get one of the carpet scrubber machines those things are life savers (specially if you have animals).

But ya get that asap or else the smel lingers bleh!

But good morning emc happy..... Blah monday.... Back to work.... Chuggin some coffee may indulge a lil krat to get me goin. I still feel hungover from saturdaynight/sundaymprning.


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Re: (E)arly (M)orning (C)leaning [Re: Pariahprose]
    #21540591 - 04/13/15 07:25 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

Good morning friends. Just getting up having some coffee and breakfast, about to get in the shower and get ready for work.

I've been having an urge to go to Disneyland lately, but none of my friends seem to be into it. Anybody down for a Disneyland shroomery field trip?


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Re: (E)arly (M)orning (C)leaning [Re: nicechrisman]
    #21540637 - 04/13/15 07:43 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

I'd be down if I lived out there

But I don't:sad:

Anyway I'm about to get out of bed and make some coffee

Off work today and it's very nice outside gonna have to get out and enjoy it

I need to go out and camp in the woods soon get back in touch with my roots


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Re: (E)arly (M)orning (C)leaning [Re: Mental Taco]
    #21540666 - 04/13/15 07:55 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

well my dude woke me up the other night saying 'babe, im sorry but i puked everywhere' and he wasnt feeling good so i told him to lay down. I cleaned up the mess. he told me he'd buy me whatever carpet cleaner solution i wanted lol

I didnt give a fuck if it was almost midnight, i used the cleaner anyway. then last night i did spot shot, then just now went over it again with the carpet cleaner with a new solution. I'll figure it out.


so yeah i didnt give a fuck if I did the bedroom, and hallway at 6AM i got it done so now just one more area and then im fucking done. ive cleaned the carpets so many times the past two weeks im so over it.


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Re: (E)arly (M)orning (C)leaning [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #21540789 - 04/13/15 08:47 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

You're a keeper Viva,  I'm glad he has somebody to take of him.  I've no idea how many times my fiancé had pulled through for me.  Good on ya.


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Re: (E)arly (M)orning (C)leaning [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #21540801 - 04/13/15 08:53 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

Good get it done then you can sit back and relax!

Sounds like your man is lucky to have got a good one! You sound like a catch, takin care of him and cleaning up after him like that, thats true love/dedication right there!

Mine has let me sleep in my own vomit before then i had to clean it when i woke up hungover :facepalm: nothing like waking up with crusted vomit in your hair.... But that was my own fault drinking way too much. If i was sick it'd be different.


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Re: (E)arly (M)orning (C)leaning [Re: Mental Taco]
    #21540856 - 04/13/15 09:12 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

Goodmorning my sweet Virgin babes :love:

Just at work already more then 3 hours into the day

Had a lovely weekend

Feeling pretty good on kratom and coffee

Thinking I will dose more kratom and brew a third cup of French press coffee soon.

Looking forward to payday this week and upcoming trip to Amsterdam :weed:

Hope you are all well

Been weeks since I last did any benzos too so that's good

Enjoy your Monday !


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Re: (E)arly (M)orning (C)leaning [Re: Moonshoe]
    #21540874 - 04/13/15 09:17 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

You lucky duck I wish I could go to Amsterdam


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Re: (E)arly (M)orning (C)leaning [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #21540938 - 04/13/15 09:39 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

Worked all night, came home, ate, took a 2 mile walk, showered, took a dab and now finally I'm laying in bed about to go to sleep.

Good vibes to everyone for the remainder of the day


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Re: (E)arly (M)orning (C)leaning [Re: DOBAS]
    #21540987 - 04/13/15 09:51 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

Well, I'm a nurse. When I see people not feeling well, I tell them to go sit down and or lay down. The vomit almost made me puke, but I survived!


He's taken care of me during my seizures so it's the least I can do.


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Re: (E)arly (M)orning (C)leaning [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #21541049 - 04/13/15 10:10 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

I'm at Burger King

Time to be a fat fuck eating corporate burgers


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Re: (E)arly (M)orning (C)leaning [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #21541067 - 04/13/15 10:15 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

I fell asleep at work with like 4 missed calls from my manager :lol: good thing she's pretty chill


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