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OfflinePatlal
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Re: What if your friend busts a nut on you by accident? [Re: Janky Tits] * 1
    #21527921 - 04/10/15 09:27 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

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Xplicit RelapzZ said:
Say you are running a train on a girl (threesome) or you and your friend or other dudes are getting their dicks sucked by a female and one of you guys bust a nut on the girls face or say if your hitting it from behind or if one of you guys are doing it at the same time in each hole  and your friend just cums and his nut comes flying on you or your dick.... What happens? Do you try to ignore it or do you confront your friend and become extremely traumatized over the experience..?




A) If having a MMF threesome, you have to expect the sword fight and all consequences that might come with it.

B) A proper threesome is MFF. Everybody knows that.


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Re: What if your friend busts a nut on you by accident? [Re: Janky Tits]
    #21527923 - 04/10/15 09:28 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

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Xplicit RelapzZ said:
The awkwardness of wiping it off your skin and feelings his baby batter on your fingers is quit overwhelming



That isn't a hypothetical statement. So, tell us the whole story. Let me get my dick out.


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“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: What if your friend busts a nut on you by accident? [Re: koods]
    #21527929 - 04/10/15 09:30 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

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That isn't a hypothetical statement. So, tell us the whole story. Let me get my dick out.





:lol:

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Re: What if your friend busts a nut on you by accident? [Re: Adden]
    #21527931 - 04/10/15 09:30 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

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If my buddy "accidentally" busted a nut on me in an MMF threesome I'd take him aside afterward and pound his ass to high heaven. That'll teach him.




Because he shoots like a boss and you're a measly dribbler?


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: What if your friend busts a nut on you by accident? [Re: 1234go]
    #21527933 - 04/10/15 09:31 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

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1234go said:
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TEMPLAR PALADIN said:
If my buddy "accidentally" busted a nut on me in an MMF threesome I'd take him aside afterward and pound his ass to high heaven. That'll teach him.



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TopPmz said:
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TEMPLAR PALADIN said:
If my buddy "accidentally" busted a nut on me in an MMF threesome I'd take him aside afterward and pound his ass to high heaven. That'll teach him.



^This.
Instant fit of murderous rage.




If his dick brushed up against you would you be wiping it off like kids do cooties?

If you guys are so worried about an accidental touch, why are you naked with dudes and having a MMF 3some in the first place?




I would indeed be wiping it off like cooties.

And I havent/ had an MMF threesome, nor do I intend to. This was hypothetical.


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Re: What if your friend busts a nut on you by accident? [Re: Patlal] * 6
    #21527942 - 04/10/15 09:33 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

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Patlal said:
A) If having a MMF threesome, you have to expect the sword fight and all consequences that might come with it.

B) A proper threesome is MFF. Everybody knows that.



I don't understand why any guy would want to disappoint two women instead of one.

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Re: What if your friend busts a nut on you by accident? [Re: Sheekle] * 2
    #21527947 - 04/10/15 09:35 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

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Sheekle said:
"Oh jeez laweez! Did ya really have to cum on me?!"




Chill.


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Re: What if your friend busts a nut on you by accident? [Re: Redwood] * 1
    #21527949 - 04/10/15 09:36 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

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Redwood said:
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Patlal said:
A) If having a MMF threesome, you have to expect the sword fight and all consequences that might come with it.

B) A proper threesome is MFF. Everybody knows that.



I don't understand why any guy would want to disappoint two women instead of one.



You don't get it. There's two females so they can satisfy each other after the guy cums without satisfying them.


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NotSheekle said
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Re: What if your friend busts a nut on you by accident? [Re: Sheekle] * 2
    #21527951 - 04/10/15 09:37 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

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Sheekle said:
"Oh jeez laweez! Did ya really have to cum on me?!"




If Sheekle's socks could talk.


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”

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Re: What if your friend busts a nut on you by accident? [Re: koods]
    #21527958 - 04/10/15 09:39 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

I get it now, thanks for explaining it.

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Re: What if your friend busts a nut on you by accident? [Re: koods] * 1
    #21527977 - 04/10/15 09:43 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

It depends on which end you are on. If you are the face end make the girl lick it off.

If you are on the back end just use it for lube or wipe it on her ass.

It is not gay double teaming a girl its only gay if his cock enters on of your orifices.

Threesomes are lots of fun. One of my favorite group activities. All you guys saying the only proper threesome are MFF are sad. Denying a women a MFM  is why you dont get the MFF  :logic:


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Re: What if your friend busts a nut on you by accident? [Re: koods]
    #21527987 - 04/10/15 09:46 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

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koods said:
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Xplicit RelapzZ said:
The awkwardness of wiping it off your skin and feelings his baby batter on your fingers is quit overwhelming



That isn't a hypothetical statement. So, tell us the whole story. Let me get my dick out.



To make things just THAT more awkward basically the story is my cousin who is 25 invited me to go have sex with this girl he is cheating with.

I've always looked up to my cousin almost as a father figure (I'm 18 and he is 25 and the girl is 30) and honestly him proposing to do this MMF threesome was way out there and it blew my mind and I told him id be down for it but that it would be weird seeing him naked and that it would be highly disturbing. He said "don't worry about that shit just pay attention to the bitch we are fucking and don't even look at me or my dick". I thought that sounded fine even thought it would still be beyond awkward to see him naked but I would get over it if I meant fucking this sexy blonde bitch he is cheating with. I went home and thought about how horribly awkward it would be if his cum landed on me. Traumatizing, I don't even wanna bring it up to him.

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Re: What if your friend busts a nut on you by accident? [Re: Janky Tits] * 2
    #21527994 - 04/10/15 09:49 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

Your cousin is a scum bag, you should find a new role model.

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Re: What if your friend busts a nut on you by accident? [Re: Janky Tits] * 1
    #21528001 - 04/10/15 09:50 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

:suffermanly:

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Re: What if your friend busts a nut on you by accident? [Re: 1234go]
    #21528003 - 04/10/15 09:52 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

Lmfao

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Re: What if your friend busts a nut on you by accident? [Re: TopPmz]
    #21528009 - 04/10/15 09:54 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

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TopPmz said:
Quote:

TEMPLAR PALADIN said:
If my buddy "accidentally" busted a nut on me in an MMF threesome I'd take him aside afterward and pound his ass to high heaven. That'll teach him.



^This.
Instant fit of murderous rage.





Instant jizz in my buddy's ass.

Odd how slamming someone's ass immediately turns to thoughts of a hate crime wow.


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koods said:
Quote:

TEMPLAR PALADIN said:
If my buddy "accidentally" busted a nut on me in an MMF threesome I'd take him aside afterward and pound his ass to high heaven. That'll teach him.




Because he shoots like a boss and you're a measly dribbler?




I'm sorry but I'll cover your walls with my jizz. Thick ropes like spiderman, pew fucking pew.

Everyone here that's afraid of MMF is probably closet homosex. You may as well just eat shrooms and go gay. No need to put a poor woman between the two of you.

And damn, since when was MMF so frowned upon, what's wrong with you guys. Tag teaming a broad is nothing to be ashamed of. Neither is homosexuality, morons.

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Re: What if your friend busts a nut on you by accident? [Re: Janky Tits]
    #21528012 - 04/10/15 09:54 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

wait is she cheating or your cousin . Having sex with family members  :feelsweirdman:



I have had a few threesomes with buddies, they all were good times

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Re: What if your friend busts a nut on you by accident? [Re: Janky Tits]
    #21528015 - 04/10/15 09:55 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

Change the title to "what if your relative busts a nut on you by accident"


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Re: What if your friend busts a nut on you by accident? [Re: Adden]
    #21528024 - 04/10/15 09:57 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

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TEMPLAR PALADIN said:
If my buddy "accidentally" busted a nut on me in an MMF threesome I'd take him aside afterward and pound his ass to high heaven. That'll teach him.





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TEMPLAR PALADIN said:Everyone here that's afraid of MMF is probably closet homosex.





So...which side are you on?

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Re: What if your friend busts a nut on you by accident? [Re: 1234go]
    #21528026 - 04/10/15 09:58 AM (9 years, 1 month ago)

Inside.

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