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OfflineSquattingMarmot
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The Instructions from Hell
    #2152567 - 12/02/03 07:14 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

ARGH!! ME BRAINS BROKE!!



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OfflineRandolph_Carter
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Re: The Instructions from Hell [Re: SquattingMarmot]
    #2152609 - 12/02/03 07:25 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

Since when did escher have a job as a instructions illustrator?


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OfflineInfrared
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Re: The Instructions from Hell [Re: SquattingMarmot]
    #2152647 - 12/02/03 07:39 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

is that actually some instructions you have? or did you just find it? whatever it is instructing you to do looks easy enough to do without instructions. whoever drew that though is lacking some very basic art techniques.


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Re: The Instructions from Hell [Re: Infrared]
    #2152758 - 12/02/03 08:32 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

Maybe it's just because im stoned, but that looks really awesome.


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Invisiblebert
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Re: The Instructions from Hell [Re: SquattingMarmot]
    #2152804 - 12/02/03 08:54 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

hahaa, that's fookin' hilarious!


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OfflineSquattingMarmot
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Re: The Instructions from Hell [Re: Infrared]
    #2153506 - 12/03/03 12:41 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

Nah, its not real instructions. If you look close enough you'll see that each part is a different optical illusion, like that fork-thingy without the middle prong thats always in MAD magazine. The square is just too trippy to describe.


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"The gray-haired douche bag, Barbara Bush, has a slogan: "Encourage your child to read every day." What she should be is encouraging children to question what they read every day."

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Re: The Instructions from Hell [Re: SquattingMarmot]
    #2153544 - 12/03/03 12:55 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

Haha very funny. And Randolph is right, very Escher-esque.


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InvisiblepB0t
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Re: The Instructions from Hell *DELETED* [Re: SquattingMarmot]
    #2153742 - 12/03/03 02:10 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

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OfflineTurd
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Re: The Instructions from Hell [Re: pB0t]
    #2153762 - 12/03/03 02:17 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

I think it's awsome

I showed it to my friend and his head exploded

now I have to clean up brains

thanks a lot


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Re: The Instructions from Hell [Re: Turd]
    #2154115 - 12/03/03 05:21 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

maybe some engrish will clear these instructions up

1. reverently place three forks while through empty circle topping the side to clock

2. take care to not not damage birthday finger

k


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Re: The Instructions from Hell [Re: knumb]
    #2154441 - 12/03/03 10:58 AM (14 years, 6 months ago)

Rectabular extrusion bracket. Heh.


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He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus


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OfflinePhluck
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Re: The Instructions from Hell [Re: SquattingMarmot]
    #2154725 - 12/03/03 01:00 PM (14 years, 6 months ago)

I read somewhere that way back in the '50s, some con artist sold MAD magazine the copyright to that shape. It turned out it had been used in many other places before that.


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