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lavod
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I'm tired ov being white
#21520024 - 04/08/15 04:07 PM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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I was ready to post this in otd but despite the mod magnet title, there's nothing racist about this initial post and race is'nt dwelled upon or even that pertinent to the final invitational questions, so pocket them locks just yet.
I've spent my whole life being white(welsh/scot/irish/german, 1/4 each i think) and it's time for change. I'm dealing just fine and aint jealous, but if i could change i would.
I want to be 21, 22ish again. Make my ethnicity 1/2 thai 1/4 Puerto rican 1/4 apache. Easy to dress genderqueery face femmed to put question marks above heads upon casual glance, but male at close look. Figure it unique, a bit strange but attractive to some. I want to be 5 foot 3 and 115 pounds, twink as fuck. Give me emo-y hair, black enough to scry off ov with occasional cute segment color play. Definitely uncut cock. Does'nt need to be too big, 6.something is fine, but i definitely want the foreskin. I'll be nice and smooth, maybe with little short small pube patch for character. Small feet and hands. Sexy cocksucker lips. Ass cute and roundy but not too big. Pliable boipussy that likes the 6-8.5 range. I'll take an inclusion though like strong birthmark.
How do you want to look physically? Even if you're perfectly fine with your body or ethnicity, would'nt it be nice to try something else?
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Re: I'm tired ov being white [Re: lavod]
#21520077 - 04/08/15 04:20 PM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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Ideally I'd like to be Viggo Mortensen like two decades ago maybe.
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Re: I'm tired ov being white [Re: Ezuma]
#21520090 - 04/08/15 04:22 PM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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I'd wanna be Anthony bourdaine back when he was on heroin
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Re: I'm tired ov being white [Re: Ezuma]
#21520095 - 04/08/15 04:23 PM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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Whatever Dwayne Johnson and Jessica alba are. I wanna be that.
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Re: I'm tired ov being white [Re: Ezuma]
#21520104 - 04/08/15 04:25 PM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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So... I guess I wanna be just as white, only more rugged.
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Re: I'm tired ov being white [Re: Ezuma] 1
#21520159 - 04/08/15 04:40 PM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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You could always become Michael Jackson then you could be whatever color you want.
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Re: I'm tired ov being white [Re: lavod] 6
#21520164 - 04/08/15 04:41 PM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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I love being white, despite the fact that straight white males 25-35 are the most discriminated against group in America today.
We are highly suspect in every encounter with police, women, and poverty stricken ethnic groups. Sometimes it's too much.
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Re: I'm tired ov being white [Re: Adden] 2
#21520170 - 04/08/15 04:42 PM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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TEMPLAR PALADIN said: I love being white, despite the fact that straight white males 25-35 are the most discriminated against group in America today.
We are highly suspect in every encounter with police, women, and poverty stricken ethnic groups. Sometimes it's too much.
Cannot tell if serious.
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Re: I'm tired ov being white [Re: koods]
#21520171 - 04/08/15 04:43 PM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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Completely serious.
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Re: I'm tired ov being white [Re: Adden] 3
#21520206 - 04/08/15 04:50 PM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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Oh you poor thing
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It's better than all the other alternatives. I wasn't looking for sympathy, especially from (apparently) a racist.
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Re: I'm tired ov being white [Re: lavod] 4
#21520245 - 04/08/15 05:01 PM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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Can't say I share the sentiment.
I love the way I look. And I love being black.
Edit: If there's one thing I wish, though, it's that my mom never used chemical straighteners on our (me and my sisters) hair when we were younger so that we'd fit in with European beauty standards. Because by now, my hair would be the most glorious thing anyone has ever seen. 
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Re: I'm tired ov being white [Re: Adden] 1
#21520251 - 04/08/15 05:02 PM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
TEMPLAR PALADIN said: I love being white, despite the fact that straight white males 25-35 are the most discriminated against group in America today.
We are highly suspect in every encounter with police, women, and poverty stricken ethnic groups. Sometimes it's too much.
Wah, wah.
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Re: I'm tired ov being white [Re: Adden] 1
#21520263 - 04/08/15 05:04 PM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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I'm content with the way I look and like having porcelain skin for aesthetic reasons.
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i like how I look generally, although I could do without the occasional lazy eye and goofy smile
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if i could just choose whatever?
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Re: I'm tired ov being white [Re: Adden] 2
#21520284 - 04/08/15 05:08 PM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
TEMPLAR PALADIN said: It's better than all the other alternatives. I wasn't looking for sympathy, especially from (apparently) a racist.
Mod edit-
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2) Respect your fellow posters at all times while posting in the Pub.
https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/4665516#4665516
Edited by DustBunny (04/08/15 07:57 PM)
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Re: I'm tired ov being white [Re: lavod]
#21520307 - 04/08/15 05:14 PM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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*of
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