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thewanderer25
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#21517151 - 04/07/15 09:57 PM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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So I had to go to jail recently and they told me some trick they use to get shrooms to grow in their cells. Apparently they take an orange peel then put spores on it they then add tooth paste (like vermiculite?) they then spray it with water daily and it grows. I told the guy that would never work because of tons of reasons but they just called me a "fucking bitch ass geek" and claimed they did it all the time. But has anyone herd about this it could work in theory if it was some odd species of fungus but idk.
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natzyshroomer
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they use orange peels and toothpaste leave it for a few months and it'll mold out into something that makes you trip... fools in prison are crazy and will do anything for a buzz
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I guess you must be a bitch ass geek. 
Nah just ignore them, if you know how to actually grow you're leagues ahead of their shit.
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Re: shrooms grown in jail [Re: Inocuole]
#21517253 - 04/07/15 10:15 PM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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Inocuole said: I guess you must be a bitch ass geek. 
Nah just ignore them, if you know how to actually grow you're leagues ahead of their shit.
That shit is stupider than the guy who thought all ya had to do to grow was sterilize hpoo and leave it in a bag.
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Re: shrooms grown in jail [Re: Pastywhyte]
#21517270 - 04/07/15 10:19 PM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: shrooms grown in jail [Re: Pastywhyte] 1
#21517281 - 04/07/15 10:21 PM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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This makes a good point, though.
given nonsterile conditions, how would the experienced cultivators here go about growing in prison conditions? Is it even possible at this point with the knowledge we currently have?
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Re: shrooms grown in jail [Re: JvF]
#21517285 - 04/07/15 10:23 PM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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jfischer218 said: This makes a good point, though.
given nonsterile conditions, how would the experienced cultivators here go about growing in prison conditions? Is it even possible at this point with the knowledge we currently have?
Anything is possible especially if you don't give a fuck about contams. However things like grain spawn and bulk materials like coir, poo, or straw, might be hard to come by in prison. If you had some verm and brf and worked in the kitchen you could maybe pull off some invitro shit. But its pretty unlikely.
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Re: shrooms grown in jail [Re: Pastywhyte]
#21517376 - 04/07/15 10:45 PM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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So basically at this point, as far as we know, theres not really a reliable way to go from spore to shroom in non-sterile conditions?
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Re: shrooms grown in jail [Re: JvF]
#21517399 - 04/07/15 10:49 PM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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It's possible, just not probable at all.
Not using orange peels, that's for sure.
It would take some serious craftsmanship and connections. If you can't get spores or some mycelium you're fucked from the start.
Unless you want to keep setting up sterile media in the hopes that a stray cube spore will land on it by chance. That could take a few lifetimes.
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Re: shrooms grown in jail [Re: Zombi3]
#21517429 - 04/07/15 10:56 PM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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Why would you even circulate that.... 
I remember all that shit. Also remember being told mushrooms made your brain bleed, and all kinds of stupid shit. Let's leave them dark times where they belong.
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Re: shrooms grown in jail [Re: Inocuole]
#21517443 - 04/07/15 10:59 PM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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I love this post. "Fucking bitch ass geek"
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Re: shrooms grown in jail [Re: Inocuole]
#21517471 - 04/07/15 11:04 PM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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Inocuole said: I remember all that shit. Also remember being told mushrooms made your brain bleed
I was told that about dxm
And everyone always told me mushrooms tasted like cat piss, I always found that to be the strangest cuz like, cat piss, really?
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Re: shrooms grown in jail [Re: Zombi3]
#21517491 - 04/07/15 11:08 PM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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Only thing that's ever smelled like cat piss to me is certain kinds of weed.
Mushrooms taste like.... I don't even know. They kinda taste like something you shouldn't be eating, unless you're an insect.
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Re: shrooms grown in jail [Re: hamloaf]
#21517494 - 04/07/15 11:08 PM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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Dude the trip report from that first link had me laughing so hard I almost died.
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Re: shrooms grown in jail [Re: Inocuole]
#21517499 - 04/07/15 11:09 PM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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Mushrooms usually just taste like sticks n twigs or maybe cardboard to me
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To me mushrooms taste like the smell of horse shit mixed with a weird metalic tinge like when you lick a battery I guess...? Hard to explain.
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Re: shrooms grown in jail [Re: Zombi3]
#21517510 - 04/07/15 11:12 PM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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I didn't even notice that was by apollyphelion. He made some crazy ass rube goldberg machines.
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Organic_Magic said: To me mushrooms taste like the smell of horse shit mixed with a weird metalic tinge like when you lick a battery I guess...? Hard to explain.
That's the sensation I get. My first impression was like "This tastes oddly like the shit that I purposefully skipped when growing it..."
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Re: shrooms grown in jail [Re: Inocuole]
#21517535 - 04/07/15 11:19 PM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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Man when I was in jail convicts would keep their apples and make it into a type of alcohol... It made u sick as a dog but they claimed it worked...
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