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Organic_Magic
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Re: shrooms grown in jail [Re: silverstem]
#21517542 - 04/07/15 11:21 PM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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Yeah lol seems like no mater what you grow them on somehow that essence of shit comes through in the end. Perplexes me really.
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Re: shrooms grown in jail [Re: silverstem]
#21517553 - 04/07/15 11:24 PM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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silverstem said: Man when I was in jail convicts would keep their apples and make it into a type of alcohol... It made u sick as a dog but they claimed it worked...
Its easy. Water + apples (sugar) + any bread (yiest) will likely yield some ethanol containing slurry.
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Re: shrooms grown in jail [Re: hamloaf]
#21517556 - 04/07/15 11:24 PM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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Organic_Magic
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Re: shrooms grown in jail [Re: Inocuole]
#21517575 - 04/07/15 11:29 PM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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I've given mushrooms away to my friends and family and I always fuck with them. I say yeah these are really good! I grow them on brown rice flour. They kind of taste like vanilla cake! They call me later like what in the fuck dude? This is the literal shittiest tasting vanilla cake ever.
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Re: shrooms grown in jail [Re: Inocuole]
#21517577 - 04/07/15 11:29 PM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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He ate shit.
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Re: shrooms grown in jail [Re: hamloaf] 1
#21517892 - 04/08/15 01:09 AM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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I don't think I'd even want to trip on mushrooms in jail. Fuck jail.
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Re: shrooms grown in jail [Re: ganjfather]
#21518098 - 04/08/15 03:24 AM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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ganjfather said: I don't think I'd even want to trip on mushrooms in jail. Fuck jail.
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Organic_Magic said: I've given mushrooms away to my friends and family and I always fuck with them. I say yeah these are really good! I grow them on brown rice flour. They kind of taste like vanilla cake! They call me later like what in the fuck dude? This is the literal shittiest tasting vanilla cake ever. 
The cakes or the mushrooms
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bodhisatta 
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I've seen some mushrooms growing out of peoples bathrooms. I'm guessing those species would pop up before cubes on your orange peel.
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Trippin In the joint would be alright, (aside from being locked up) you can lock yourself in your cell. Jail you cant except for lockdown. But all that toothpaste shit is exactly that, bull shit. When doin time you run into the TRUE life darwins.
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Re: shrooms grown in jail [Re: silverstem]
#21518376 - 04/08/15 06:59 AM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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silverstem said: Man when I was in jail convicts would keep their apples and make it into a type of alcohol... It made u sick as a dog but they claimed it worked...
Yea, but this makes sense though. Throw some bread and fruit in a jar and it'll ferment. You can make alcohol with any grain and any fruit. It's just nasty as fuck, I've seen documentaries where they just store the jar behind their toilet or something for weeks then drink it.
Growing shrooms makes no sense though. Where are you going to hide a cake or a fruiting substrate?
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Prison alcohol made from bread and sugar juice is going to have plenty of ethanol as well acetaldehyde and methanol and other nasty improper fermentation byproducts.
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thewanderer25 said: So I had to go to jail recently and they told me some trick they use to get shrooms to grow in their cells. Apparently they take an orange peel then put spores on it they then add tooth paste (like vermiculite?) they then spray it with water daily and it grows. I told the guy that would never work because of tons of reasons but they just called me a "fucking bitch ass geek" and claimed they did it all the time. But has anyone herd about this it could work in theory if it was some odd species of fungus but idk.
At bitch ass geek I would have just been
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I once did 2 whole days in the county drunk tank
You know, i have been doing a lot of thinking on this subject the other day while i was at work. I was asking myself, "hey pyro, what would you do if you ever landed in jail?" You never know these days what you can do to get put in jails these days. Hell,, cops are going to be fucking cops,,, they will do what they please and pretend that they are the law. We all know they have been shooting unarmed people for shits and giggles, so what would stop them from preforming an illegal search while they pull me over for speeding or not speeding and find a bit of pot on me?
Anyways, the point was, what would i do if they put me in jail.....
So i was thinking,,, get in the kitchen! Work the kitchen! Do magic in the kitchen. Now how would inmates get the spores in? Lucky for me, i have many many many many many many prints just sitting in my lock box. So I would have a family member take a print, scrape it into the bottom of an envelope and mail it to me. Now the hardest part would be (besides the lack of sterilization, risks of contams and other faul things) Where could i hide something like that for weeks until something came up???? But who am i kidding,,, i know nothing about jail. just because you spend the night in a drunk tank does not mean you have been to the big boy jail
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Re: shrooms grown in jail [Re: bodhisatta]
#21518672 - 04/08/15 09:27 AM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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bodhisatta said: Prison alcohol made from bread and sugar juice is going to have plenty of ethanol as well acetaldehyde and methanol and other nasty improper fermentation byproducts.
only in really large quantities would there be any byproducts, I make my own alcohol (5gal copper still) and the only time methanol is produced is if you have sticks, seeds and the garbage from the fruit in your mash. in small batches like they would make in prison their wouldnt be any harmful byproducts unless its a huge 20gal batch and whole fruits were used. 
you get fruit cups in jail so no skins, seeds etc to create the nasty byproducts 
fruit (sugars), yeast and time is all you need for alcohol
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Re: shrooms grown in jail [Re: 13shrooms]
#21518677 - 04/08/15 09:29 AM (9 years, 9 months ago) |
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Spores and jars would be easy. People manage to get drugs in there, they can manage a syringe and some pre-sterilized jars, or even pre-inoculated. Hell, why not just have fully colonized jars snuck in if possible?
Don't cells get searched regularly though? I doubt fruiting would be possible in a cell where one could actually maintain the grow (obviously a monotub is out of the question).
Unless you can pay off the guards to look the other way or something, I don't see how even a single cake would last long enough to produce even a pin.
Then again, I don't know a damn thing about what prison is actually like.
Edit: Also, in jail? No way. Prison? Maybe, and in all likelihood someone has managed it somehow and OP is indeed a 'bitch ass geek'  
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Organic_Magic
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I picture prison like going back to high school except everyone wants so kill you or fuck you in the butt. I really don't see how you could pull off a successful grow. Maybe outside? If there was a grassy area you could burry a cake or some spawn maybe?
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Organic_Magic said: I picture prison like going back to high school except everyone wants so kill you or fuck you in the butt. I really don't see how you could pull off a successful grow. Maybe outside? If there was a grassy area you could burry a cake or some spawn maybe?
And let the other inmates take your shrooms?? The more I think about it the more it seems possible. I though about outside, but you'd have to be in the right area for that to work.
Really though, if a cake can go even a week without being found there's a chance of being able to trip. It can be kept in open air and misted so it doesn't dry out.
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This is a well known "recipe" for making LSD.
Sounds like these dudes were fucking with you man, that or its that dude that has to act like he knows everything. I just let them bullshit.
OP what got you sent to the slam? Mushrooms?
I dont see anyone going to the trouble to smuggle spores into a jail. If there was a demand for mushrooms they would just get smuggled in with all the other drugs (like weed).
I wpuld just have someone on the outside mail or bring in some LSD... that one is very easy contraband. Gaurds wouldnt even know what they were looking at.
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