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Janky Tits

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I had sex with an Elf
#21507693 - 04/05/15 08:03 PM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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I smoked DMT yesterday. Something odd happened. I broke threw into the chrysanthemum and I saw the elves singing grids of matter and objects of impossible dimensions into existence. But a female elf was there and I got horny so I had sex with her. She was a sexy elf too, she wasn't like the other elves. She was tall, she had blonde hair, a huge bust, pretty perky elf ears and she sang such beautiful songs to me when I was making love to her. She had beautiful skin that would change textures and it was wonderful. However the other elves were not happy with an outsider having sex with the most attractive female elf in hyperspace. They looked at me the same way a white family in rural Alabama would look at a black dude dating their white daughter. The sex was awesome and I can't tell if it actually happened but I feel as if I let the other machine elves down by having sex with their elf queen or whatever. I didn't cum either, I just felt euphoric and it felt pretty real. I fell out of hyperspace and was back down 7 minutes after I broke through.
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phaded
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Re: I had sex with an Elf [Re: Janky Tits]
#21507722 - 04/05/15 08:11 PM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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Jean-guy Masta
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Re: I had sex with an Elf [Re: Janky Tits]
#21507741 - 04/05/15 08:16 PM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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Wuttt I want sex with entities too god dammit , the only things I see is god damn jesters and circus craziness .
i hope i wont fall for the bearded woman... but for real never felt like i could of move or anything while breaking through
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Janky Tits

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Jean-guy Masta said: Wuttt I want sex with entities too god dammit , the only things I see is god damn jesters and circus craziness .
i hope i wont fall for the bearded woman... but for real never felt like i could of move or anything while breaking through 
It was disembodied sex lol. Like I had left my body behind so this sex wasn't governed by typical baseline standars. This sex was inter-dimensional sex, I didn't really have a physical body but I could feel my conscious mind moving towards the elf girl and me having a sort of invisible cock and using that to fuck her. It was almost telepathic but felt like I had an corporeal body of some sort. Like hollow man or whatever
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drumanchu


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Congratulations on popping your first Elf cherry man.
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Jean-guy Masta
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Re: I had sex with an Elf [Re: Janky Tits]
#21507772 - 04/05/15 08:22 PM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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yea I get ya , this is really funny tho man
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Lucis
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Re: I had sex with an Elf [Re: Janky Tits]
#21507782 - 04/05/15 08:25 PM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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Did you notice any thing different when you came down all the way, like you were more tired that usual?
People that report sex with other world beings often get their energy drained hardcore.
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Janky Tits

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Re: I had sex with an Elf [Re: Lucis]
#21507805 - 04/05/15 08:31 PM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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Fennario said: Did you notice any thing different when you came down all the way, like you were more tired that usual?
People that report sex with other world beings often get their energy drained hardcore.
typical dmt comedown, I was mind fucked and said " What the holy fuck was that". And just felt overly ecstatic about sex and experience. Didn't really feel drained lol cuz I didn't cum.
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Trypto-Fan
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Re: I had sex with an Elf [Re: Janky Tits] 1
#21508929 - 04/06/15 06:08 AM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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I thought the machine elves looked like self dribbling jeweled basketballs?
You're seeing actual humanoid elves?
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trialanderror
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Re: I had sex with an Elf [Re: Trypto-Fan]
#21513555 - 04/07/15 03:36 AM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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yum yum
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trialanderror
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is the elf ok?
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trialanderror
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what about birthcontrol?
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trialanderror
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condom in elf size?
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Janky Tits

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I only hit it raw lol
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Dr. Delban
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trialanderror said: is the elf ok?
Probably unable to walk comfortably or sit down on her ass, and pregnant.
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Bill_Oreilly
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Re: I had sex with an Elf [Re: Dr. Delban] 1
#21524926 - 04/09/15 04:28 PM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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did you cum on her tits, OP?
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Kinshino
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Bleh, this is why I'll never talk about the sexual experiences I have in hyperspace. People either think you're trolling, or they don't take you serious and start to get immature...
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ShroomyBudz
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Re: I had sex with an Elf [Re: Kinshino]
#21525165 - 04/09/15 05:21 PM (9 years, 1 month ago) |
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I smoked dmt with a girl who reported something very similar to OP.. you are lucky..
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