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OfflineEnjoywho
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Re: Have you ever told someone you've had a wet dream about them/ thought about them while masturbating? [Re: KingKnowledge]
    #21510317 - 04/06/15 01:17 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

Haha ya this girl I'm tryna fuck recently. She loved it and ended up keeping me up all night texting me sexy pictures and shit when I had to work at 7am. But I don't live very close to her anymore. About 2 hours by car. Bummer.  :shrug:


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Re: Have you ever told someone you've had a wet dream about them/ thought about them while masturbating? [Re: Enjoywho]
    #21510573 - 04/06/15 02:22 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

2 hours is nuthin, go for it

yesterday some dude who im friends witb told me he jacked off to me. i didnt really care either way,  i think my response was "good that means ur healthy"


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Re: Have you ever told someone you've had a wet dream about them/ thought about them while masturbating? [Re: Sheekle]
    #21510873 - 04/06/15 03:37 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

your welcome


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Re: Have you ever told someone you've had a wet dream about them/ thought about them while masturbating? [Re: Sheekle]
    #21511159 - 04/06/15 04:43 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
2 hours is nuthin, go for it

yesterday some dude who im friends witb told me he jacked off to me. i didnt really care either way,  i think my response was "good that means ur healthy"



Quote:

Sheekle said:
2 hours is nuthin, go for it

yesterday some dude who im friends witb told me he jacked off to me. i didnt really care either way,  i think my response was "good that means ur healthy"



Quote:

Sheekle said:
2 hours is nuthin, go for it

yesterday some dude who im friends witb told me he jacked off to me. i didnt really care either way,  i think my response was "good that means ur healthy"





:rofl:

That made me laugh so hard

" good that means your healthy. Healthy people jerk off to me.


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Re: Have you ever told someone you've had a wet dream about them/ thought about them while masturbating? [Re: 28064212]
    #21511167 - 04/06/15 04:44 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

Why wouldn't someone like that. It's a compliment.


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Re: Have you ever told someone you've had a wet dream about them/ thought about them while masturbating? [Re: koods]
    #21511207 - 04/06/15 04:56 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

If she's wearing yoga pants in a picture she must just assume people are masturbating to it


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Re: Have you ever told someone you've had a wet dream about them/ thought about them while masturbating? [Re: Sheekle]
    #21511698 - 04/06/15 06:46 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
2 hours is nuthin, go for it

yesterday some dude who im friends witb told me he jacked off to me. i didnt really care either way,  i think my response was "good that means ur healthy"




Well I don't drive. But I actually just got hired at the same seafood processing plant. Just hard to get her alone as she has 2 kids. We've made out a handful of times. I want to tear that ass up she's a cutie :lol:

Tons of cute girls got a lift back into town with an 18 y/o that I met today in orientation. God damn she's fuckin sexy.


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"I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"


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