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InvisibleXochitl
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mitch hedberg
    #2151065 - 12/02/03 01:12 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

mitch quotes

this guy comes on Comedy Central every once in awhile. he is obviously a smoker  :spliff: :stash: :spliff:

here's his site: http://www.mitchhedberg.net/

 


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Re: mitch hedberg [Re: Xochitl]
    #2151671 - 12/02/03 01:32 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah, that guy's hilarious. I think his best line from the special is the one about McDonalds.

*not an exact quote*

"You know how at the end of McDonalds commercials they say "Only at participating restaurants?" Well I want to open a McDonalds and not participate in ANY special offers. I will only sell spaghetti at my McDonalds. Then all the little children will come and say, "I want a Happy Meal." Sorry kid, we only sell spaghetti! And blankets."

BN


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Re: mitch hedberg [Re: BigNerd]
    #2153008 - 12/02/03 10:10 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

"i was tripping on acid this one time. i started seeing all these beams of light. then i heard these car horns?!?!?"

not exact, but close. this dude is quite funny


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Re: mitch hedberg [Re: back2growing]
    #2153276 - 12/02/03 11:30 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

This shirt is dry clean only. Which means...it's dirty.


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As we know, there are known knowns. There are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns. That is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns, the ones we don't know we don't know.

-Donald Rumsfeld 2/2/02 Pentagon


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Re: mitch hedberg [Re: Xochitl]
    #2153621 - 12/03/03 01:26 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

He's a funny guy.

Kind of a Stephen Wright on more drugs.


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Re: mitch hedberg [Re: Phluck]
    #2154305 - 12/03/03 09:26 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Fucking hilarious, though a little slow, but that's his niche


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