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InvisibleTrentBoyett
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Re: [Re: koods]
    #19317735 - 12/23/13 06:45 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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koods said:
I only think about South Park characters when I whack it.





TRENT BOYETT FTW!


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Re: Have you ever told someone you've had a wet dream about them/ thought about them while masturbating? [Re: TrentBoyett] * 4
    #19317764 - 12/23/13 06:51 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #19317796 - 12/23/13 06:55 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Wet dreams- no

Sex dreams on the other hand...:ooo:

There may or may not have been a certain chica from school who I keep running into in my sleep.



This is my non-aggressive form of communication/hitting on her. A blip on the internet, like a single radio cast on a stormy night radiating from a home station. Happy holidays lil' dream senorita :wink:


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Re: Have you ever told someone you've had a wet dream about them/ thought about them while masturbating? [Re: SkeletalSpore]
    #19317829 - 12/23/13 07:00 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

Let's think optimistically.

What if the girl you're masturbating to is masturbating to YOU at the same time?

Dude, the universe.


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Re: Have you ever told someone you've had a wet dream about them/ thought about them while masturbating? [Re: Konichiwaffle]
    #19317875 - 12/23/13 07:12 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

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Konichiwaffle said:
Let's think optimistically.

What if the girl you're masturbating to is masturbating to YOU at the same time?

Dude, the universe.



Mutual masturbation.

:mindblown:


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Re: Have you ever told someone you've had a wet dream about them/ thought about them while masturbating? [Re: Konichiwaffle]
    #19317896 - 12/23/13 07:16 PM (10 years, 2 months ago)

I just spent 20 minutes trying to remember the groups name that makes these music videos
Finally found it!

watch their other videos too :rofl:



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Re: Have you ever told someone you've had a wet dream about them/ thought about them while masturbating? [Re: SkeletalSpore]
    #19328445 - 12/26/13 11:26 AM (10 years, 1 month ago)

You really shouldn't be giving me ideas like this!!!


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Re: Have you ever told someone you've had a wet dream about them/ thought about them while masturbating? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #21508492 - 04/06/15 12:04 AM (8 years, 10 months ago)

LOL, good times.


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Re: Have you ever told someone you've had a wet dream about them/ thought about them while masturbating? [Re: kr0nik0]
    #21509082 - 04/06/15 07:46 AM (8 years, 10 months ago)

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kr0nik0 said:
I have on a couple occasions. Both times were about a girl I eventually ended up dating.

I don't see anything wrong with telling a lady you rubbed one out to her or had a wet dream. I want to hear a woman's perspective on this subject tho.



Before I met POM or saw his picture I told him I was going to pleasure myself to the thought of him :lol:

I would have found it off putting if he said it before we had been together for a while, I know that's hypocritical. I find it sexy now though.


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Re: Have you ever told someone you've had a wet dream about them/ thought about them while masturbating? [Re: Redwood] * 1
    #21509132 - 04/06/15 08:16 AM (8 years, 10 months ago)

Yeah I have, it's also how I got laid for the first time at 16 :lol:

Thank you AOL Instant Messaging.... you got me laid.


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Re: Have you ever told someone you've had a wet dream about them/ thought about them while masturbating? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #21509139 - 04/06/15 08:18 AM (8 years, 10 months ago)

Iv'e had a few young ladies tell me they've done the deed to me, my thought, or my tantalizing wordplay.

Iv'e heard it over phone too without realizing until after.

Iv'e lied about having done so to women more than i have i think. I don't really get horny much anymore and don't care for casual sex or sexual innuendos.

It's always uplifting to ones ego to hear though (:blindfury: like i need that...).. But i don't really care if they do or don't if they get enjoyment from me it makes me happy no matter what form. Albeit a bit weird for me but eh...:shrug:

Edit: Okay there's one person who i have told this, and it's my ex and while we were together but that's pretty normal lol. Especially when you're camming with her while doing so i think it was mutual.... defiantly was mutual... :lol: that boats long sailed though or maybe it sunk.. i forget sometimes :failboat:


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Re: Have you ever told someone you've had a wet dream about them/ thought about them while masturbating? [Re: DpRwav]
    #21509292 - 04/06/15 09:07 AM (8 years, 10 months ago)

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ac1dHeaD said:
i tell this to everyone new i meet




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Re: Have you ever told someone you've had a wet dream about them/ thought about them while masturbating? [Re: 28064212]
    #21509298 - 04/06/15 09:10 AM (8 years, 10 months ago)

My ex girlfriend asked me to be extremely honest with her and asked her if I ever jerked it and if I did, was she the one I thought about, and then told me she didn't care if there was anyone else since I was just thinking about it *SUSPECT WARNING INITIATED*

needless to say, my suspicions were correct, she almost didn't talk to me for two days when I told her that while she was the only girl I would engage in sexual activity with, she wasn't the only girl I thought about.

Never be dumb and fall for this shit, if a girl says she doesn't care. she fucking cares....a lot. Lies are what make the world go round friends.


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Re: Have you ever told someone you've had a wet dream about them/ thought about them while masturbating? [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #21509354 - 04/06/15 09:33 AM (8 years, 10 months ago)

of course I have


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Re: Have you ever told someone you've had a wet dream about them/ thought about them while masturbating? [Re: TrentBoyett]
    #21509419 - 04/06/15 09:49 AM (8 years, 10 months ago)

I have, didn't go well when I told


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Re: [Re: TrentBoyett] * 1
    #21509434 - 04/06/15 09:51 AM (8 years, 10 months ago)

I told a girl I was friends with that I had a wet dream about her. She laughed and didn't think anything of it. We hooked up later that night :shrug:


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Re: Have you ever told someone you've had a wet dream about them/ thought about them while masturbating? [Re: SunnyD]
    #21509482 - 04/06/15 10:02 AM (8 years, 10 months ago)

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Daddyzomed said:
I have, didn't go well when I told



:hmm:


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Re: Have you ever told someone you've had a wet dream about them/ thought about them while masturbating? [Re: koods]
    #21509617 - 04/06/15 10:28 AM (8 years, 10 months ago)

it's best if you tell them afterwards rather than during. i had to learn that one the hard way.


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Re: Have you ever told someone you've had a wet dream about them/ thought about them while masturbating? [Re: koods]
    #21509990 - 04/06/15 11:50 AM (8 years, 10 months ago)

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koods said:
Quote:

Daddyzomed said:
I have, didn't go well when I told



:hmm:




It was a guy lol
and i just remembered yours

I just :ilold:


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Re: Have you ever told someone you've had a wet dream about them/ thought about them while masturbating? [Re: SunnyD]
    #21509999 - 04/06/15 11:52 AM (8 years, 10 months ago)

Hehe I remember this thread :lol:

I've only told my girlfriend, not a random


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